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melthedestroyer · 6 years

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I had to dump my purse out to find my car keys but then I remembered that ages ago someone tagged me in that “What’s in your purse” meme so I thought I’d do it! Labelled somewhat in order from left to right:

- Purse: Michael Kors, green although the lighting sucks. my first ever purse i’ve paid more than 20 bucks for

- Two (2) nametag lanyards for my old job -- one has the neck string broken off and has a Lego Batman card in it

- “Turtles All the Way Down” by John Green advertising pin, previously featured on said lanyard during said old job

- Seven (7) gift cards previously shoved into like 2 slots in my wallet. (2 for Starbucks, 2 for Dunkin Donuts, 1 each for McDonalds, Panera Bread, and iPic)

- the neck string from previously mentioned broken lanyard

- cheap sunglasses from Call It Spring

- debit card, credit card, two retail store credit cards, Florida driver’s lisence, voter registration, overturned social security card because I needed to bring it for my new job, even if i normally keep it in a lockbox because otherwise I WILL lose it

- one (1) whole entire dollar

- extremely tattered black fake-leather Docker’s brand wallet

- the little MK hangy-offy thing that comes with the purse and kept getting in my way

- 73 cents

- a broken hairclip

- two (2) Fresh Nap moist towelettes

- broken costume necklace formerly belonging to my grandmother, which I need to glue

- lanyard pin with a Cyborg logo

- a little black zippy bag made for containing cards and extra stuff. contained:

-- one pad

-- business cards and such for: the HR lady from my current job, my dog’s vet, my old therapist (two of these), a colombian bakery nearby with really good empanadas, an artist’s retail clothing store in nyc, a discount card for people in the hopsitality industry for a shitty sports bar, my friend’s sister-in-law’s hair styling service, a vintage dress shop, a tattoo artist, a Panera points card, a BJ’s brewhouse points card, a popcorn voucher for a movie theater that played the wrong movie for a good 15 minutes, two library cards, CPR certification (expired last February), the best Indian restaurant in manhattan, a zappos giftcard, a really old macy’s giftcard, an art gallery, a lady who makes necklaces on etsy, another hairstylist, an events planner, a piano tuner, my current hairstylist, my friend’s joint massage therapy/pool cleaning business, an nyc metro card, a dc metro card, a miami transit card, a voucher for a shitty sports bar we won trivia at a year ago

- a glowstick bracelet from july 4th

- a year-old smushed pack of American Spirits with six (6) cigarettes left (don’t smoke, kids)

- two (2) mini bottles of hand sanitizer (pumpkin and “crisp morning air” scented)

- a tardis-shaped secret compartment keychain thing that i tend to keep spare dollars in but right now it’s empty

- a tiny tiny bottle of tabasco sauce

- a lighter that’s shaped like a yellow tube of lipstick

- a burt’s bees peppermint-flavored chapstick

- a pack of black hairties i keep losing

- loose playing cards (like the promotional cards and jokers)

- the actual pack of playing cards

- novelty pack of “wine wipes” (wet wipes to get red wine stain off your mouth/teeth)

- black iPod video/classic, 80GB storage, which, seriously, why don’t they sell these anymore

- black moleskine bullet journal, unused

- mass market paperback of Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison

- a pencil, two blue pens and one black bic pen

- carkeys with some member cards and a maleficent keychain

- broken pink sparkly hairtie

- Maybelline The City Mini eyeshadow palette

- samsung-issued earbuds, missing one of the rubber caps

- two more pads

- my last employee review for my last job

- two recipe cards from Publix

- a grocery list and a list of Subway orders

- two plane tickets/boarding passes

- another nyc metro card and a florida TriRail ticket

- movie tickets (Baby Driver, Spiderman Homecoming, something else from Regal but it’s just the receipt)

- a Shitload of receipts (Subway, a dive bar, Publix (x4), spanish grocery store i bought water for the hurricane from, McDonalds (x2), Denny’s, an old school diner, a souvenir shop in Cozumel, Mexico, Barnes and Noble, Steak ‘n’ Shake, a vegan cafe in my old college town, Firehouse Subs, Bento Cafe, local brewery, atm withdrawal)

- literally just a bunch of paper garbage and tissues (including something that had barettes and a sticky note from my old job)

- my makeup bag (which my friend made, it’s Alice in Wonderland themed!), which contained:

-- e.l.f. Little Black Beauty Book: warm edition (eyeshadow pallette)

-- two e.l.f. eyeshadow brushes i kinda know how to use, covergirl mascara, nyx light blue eye pencil, nk black liquid eyeliner, rimmel black stick eyeliner, avon gold stick eyeliner, wet n’ wild “don’t steal my thunder” eyeshadow palette, nyx gold eyeshadow

-- 2 sparkly barettes, 5 bobby pins, another black hairtie, carmex lip balm pot, burt’s bees honey-flavored chapstick

-- literally nine different lipsticks, more than half of which are kill-a-man red; 3 lipglosses

--beads from a bracelet that broke

((just realized my layout doesnt support bulleted lists for whatever reason. ick))

#survey thing #what's in my bag

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