#wiccankingfinn

[pagankingfinn]

Hey, you, yeah you, It's manly as FUCK to sleep with stuffed animals. If I see you shaming anyone for sleeping with stuffed animals I will personally go full disappointed dad mode and yeet a slice of american cheese at your face.

#wiccankingfinn

[pocketramblr]

One time a kid brought a dead snake into the school and put it in the girls bathroom.

My highschool doesn't even meet regulations, we're not even allowed to use the commons room bathrooms during lunch and you can't go down the halls to use the other bathrooms.

There's a pool somewhere in my school but like, it's not on any of the evacuation floor plans and nobody actually knows if it even exists

For reference my highschool has two floors. The top floor, where the main entrance is, is set up so that staff can look over the railings and see what's going on in the lower hallway. The lower hallway has a slight decline, meaning that at the farthest point of the top hallway it's about a 20+ foot drop.

There's like 14 different exits and we can only use one.

There's a hole in the library that goes directly outside to the cafeteria roof.

The pottery classroom is like 15 feet tall for literally no reason and you have to walk down a set of stairs to get into the classroom (it's located on the bottom floor)

Half the classrooms aren't even used for anything. They're just empty.

There's only one elevator and it's on the other side of the school from all of the main classrooms. There's like 5 different staircases but only two of them aren't located in areas that can easily be accessed by students in their 3-5 minute passing period

One of the biology teachers has a giant whale tooth in his classroom.

Hey dude I uh don't want to concern you more but i think your high school is a circle in hell

Also love that you ended with the whale tooth because like we're well past that now! There's a dead snake in the non regulation bathrooms and who knows what in the pool that may or may not exist!!

#what the #wiccankingfinn #pocket talks to people #like heres a theory: the whale tooth is in the science class #but the rest of the whale skeleton is in the pool #your bio teacher could only grab the tooth and run before risking forgetting the way back entirely

[twansgendew]

White + pink /p + yellow

White- you are correct I am in fact gayass

Pink- awww thanks 🥺🥺 love u too /p

Yellow- hello bestie!! *gets killed*

#ask response #ask game response #wiccankingfinn

[spoon-gremlin]

Me: I’ve driven in a hurricane

@wiccankingfinn: nice

@im-just-trying-to-survive-man: are you ok!! Don’t do that again!

The dichotomy of my friends 😂😂

I wouldn’t have it any other way

#personal #wiccankingfinn #im just trying to survive man

[spoon-gremlin-ideas]

@wiccankingfinn and I had a very fun conversation last night combining my activist Bakugou AU with their terrarium Izuku au.

#bnha #bnha au #activist bakugou au #terrarium au #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #wiccankingfinn

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

All I Ask

All I Ask by WiccanKingFinn

Kaminari, much to his classmates disbelief, wasn't stupid. Quite the opposite actually, and while he had trouble focusing academically he made up for it with his observations of his classmates. He could identify the tells that not even his classmates realized themselves.

Like how Ochako almost always had one finger sticking out when she was holding things. Like how Sato chewed the inside of his cheek when he was in need of a sugary energy boost. Like how on Todoroki's particularly bad days he flinched whenever someone came suddenly approached his left side. Like how Ojirou's tail tip would twitch when he was excited. Or how Aizawa's bad eye would spasm during lectures sometimes. When Katsuki's ears were ringing particularly bad any given day he wouldn't accentuate his threats with mini explosions.

Words: 1129, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Kaminari Denki & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Bad Things Happen Bingo, this was supposed to be angst, but it turned into fluff, Hidden illness, Kaminari Denki Has ADHD, Kaminari Denki is a Good Friend, One Shot, Short One Shot, Not Beta Read, No Beta, We Die Like Midnight, there's literally not much to this

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28941768

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Izuku #♠ #Izuku Midoriya #Denki Kaminari #R:G #A:Wiccan

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

All I Ask

All I Ask by WiccanKingFinn

Kaminari, much to his classmates disbelief, wasn't stupid. Quite the opposite actually, and while he had trouble focusing academically he made up for it with his observations of his classmates. He could identify the tells that not even his classmates realized themselves.

Like how Ochako almost always had one finger sticking out when she was holding things. Like how Sato chewed the inside of his cheek when he was in need of a sugary energy boost. Like how on Todoroki's particularly bad days he flinched whenever someone came suddenly approached his left side. Like how Ojirou's tail tip would twitch when he was excited. Or how Aizawa's bad eye would spasm during lectures sometimes. When Katsuki's ears were ringing particularly bad any given day he wouldn't accentuate his threats with mini explosions.

Words: 1129, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Kaminari Denki & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Bad Things Happen Bingo, this was supposed to be angst, but it turned into fluff, Hidden illness, Kaminari Denki Has ADHD, Kaminari Denki is a Good Friend, One Shot, Short One Shot, Not Beta Read, No Beta, We Die Like Midnight, there's literally not much to this

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28941768

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Kaminari #♠ #Denki Kaminari #Izuku Midoriya #⚡ #R:G #A:Wiccan

[pagankingfinn]

Me spamming @cyber-phobia with herpetology related images, deciding that it's extremely ineffective to send one at a time, and instead just tagging them in a post with the memes I get from my meme dealer

And a pangolin because they're cute.

#cyber phobia #herpetology #lizards #snakes #pangolin #memes #wiccankingfinn

[pagankingfinn]

A collection of random SS conversations with the wings au we discussed lol. @imma-potatoo

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Janus: If all else fails with Roman you can turn to your second prettiest daughter...

Janus: Remus!

Remus: *eating deodorant*

Patton:

Patton: why are you like this, why are all of you like this.

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Remus: Did everyone get good sleep?

Janus: No, Virgil fell on me last night-

Virgil: Remus you fucking dropped me.

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Virgil: How did this happen?

Logan: Patton and Roman didn't realize the backpacks were color coded.

Patton:

Roman:

Virgil: THEY'RE FUCKING LABELED!

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Virgil: My blood is caffeine and my body is pain.

Logan: When was the last time you slept?

Virgil: Five months ago? I think?

Logan:

Logan: How are you alive?!

Virgil: Spite.

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Roman: Virgil, would it kill you to NOT keep the house at 32° C?

Virgil: No.

Virgil: It would kill Remus and Janus.

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Janus: Starry night, let's play truth or dare.

Virgil: Okay?

Remus: I'll go first! Emo, truth or dare?

Virgil: Dare

Remus and Janus: We dare you to go to sleep.

Virgil: I don't like this game. Also, what if you freeze in your sleep?!

Janus and Remus: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SUMMER!

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Patton: Is... Is he sleeping on top of the fridge?

Logan: Just be glad Virgil's sleeping for once.

Roman: This is SO going in the blackmail folder.

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#wiccankingfinn #patton sanders #remus sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #when the orange side is revealed i say we ship him with roman no questions asked. #sanders sides au #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #tw remus #tw swearing #tw janus #janus is baby

[pagankingfinn]

My bad things happen bingo card came in! Thanks so much to the people over at @badthingshappenbingo.

Submissions are open! I can't guarantee that I'll be 100% hyped for a prompt submission though, sometimes I get stuck on ideas and I don't know where to go with it.

MHA prompts mostly, no romantic bkdk, or any adult x child ship. I do mostly Midoriya centric fics.

I'll do a couple MCYT fics and Sanders Sides fics. No romantic MCYT ships though, and I'm mostly Tommy + Tubbo centric as I've never written for MCYT before. No prinxiety, r*mr*m, or any unsympathetic Virgil, Logan, and Remus.

Let the pain begin :D

#bad things happen bingo #wiccankingfinn #mha #bnha #tw suicice #attempted suicide tw #tw blood and gore #tw blood #gore tw #tw gore #tw ambulance #tw bandages #tw injuries #tw injury #tw surgery

[pagankingfinn]

MHA AU where there are no quirks but everyone has bird wings.

Izuku is an owl bc I imagine that any bird belonging to the raptor family is discriminated against.

Aizawa's a penguin because I like penguins.

Present Mic being a cockatoo is overused and kinda takes away from the uniqueness of various AUs in my opinion. Instead he's a yellow warbler, a small species of songbird.

Bakugou is a Emperor's Bird-of-Paradise. The males are very flashy.

All Might is a bald eagle, but because he's of high rank he doesn't get flack for being a raptor. Also he's good at hiding it.

If anyone has suggestions for the rest of the characters feel free to add to this via ask/comment/reblog.

#wiccankingfinn #mha #mha au #bnha au #bnha #izuku midoriya #mha izuku #bnha izuku #bnha all might #all might #bnha aizawa #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #aizawa #mha aizawa #present mic #bnha bakugou #bakugou #katsuki bakugou #katsuki bakugō

[pagankingfinn]

Good afternoon Tumblr.

I'm hopefully getting a new snake soon, I put a deposit down on him last night for 50% of his total cost. I need some help getting the rest to bring him home to his big brother Zuko, and to get him food.

This means that I'm already halfway to my goal of $300.00 USD. I need the remainder $150.00 USD by December 3rd or I lose him and the deposit. Now instead of internet begging, I'm offering a win-win situation.

I run a business called Nightshade Artisan, I have a Facebook page and an instagram (@nightshadeartisan), where I sell hand made crafts.

My prices are as follows. Shipping fees are not included.

Coasters - $5.00 USD

Bead spider slings - $15.00 USD

Bead spiders, pre made - $25.00 USD

Bead spiders, custom - $30.00 USD

Even if you can't make purchase, please reblog this post. It makes all the difference to help reach others when you reblog.

Facebook page

Instagram account

#wiccankingfinn #Instagram #facebook #small business #spiders tw #tw spiders #handmade

[pagankingfinn]

Patton: where's Virgil?

Janus, who actually knows where Virgil is: I *definitely* know where he is

Virgil: *being a goblin in his room*

#wiccankingfinn #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides

[pagankingfinn]

Yen likes to play fetch and will bring you nerf ammo when she wants to play.

#wiccankingfinn

[pagankingfinn]

Dadkauchi AU

In which Izuku’s dad is Naomasa Tsukauchi. His appearance is adapted slightly in this AU to fit how genetics work.

Soft detective

- Naomasa, Inko, and Izuku live in a typical manufactured house

- Izuku calls Toshinori “Uncle Yagi”

- Izuku is always getting himself into trouble, it’s typically nothing serious, but he’s almost always getting himself dirty.

- Sometimes Naomasa lets Izuku help him with cases

- Naomasa affectionately calls Izuku “Little Detective”

- When Izuku was a toddler, Naomasa made the mistake of leaving a case file on the coffee table while he went to use the bathroom. When he came back, Izuku had strewn the papers all over the floor and was drawing on one. It was simply by chance that the paper Izuku was drawing on contained information he had missed, thus helping keep the case moving forward.

- Naomasa framed the picture Izuku drew on the sheet and it hangs in his home office. Naomasa has a photo he took of the drawing framed on his desk at work.

- Compliant to cannon, Izuku is born quirkless

- more to come

#wiccankingfinn #mha #mha au #bnha #bnha au #dadkauchi #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #inko midoriya #midoriya inko #naomasa #naomasa tsukauchi #detective tsukauchi

[pagankingfinn]

Willing Nomu AU

Izuku decides he wants a second chance at life and seeks out AFO. He says that he's fully willing to become a Nomu, under the condition that all his memories are completely wiped. AFO decides within three seconds of meeting Izuku that he's going to become Tomura's little brother.

After Izuku goes through the nomu process he doesn't have any memories until about three months after he becomes a nomu. AFO renames him Zonbi, as he is AFO's undead son.

He picks up little bits of other languages and mixes them in with his japanese. He uses Abu/aba(which is hebrew for dad/father) to refer to Kurogiri and AFO.

His speech pattern is indecipherable to those who aren't used to it.

Because Zonbi can't remember his past, something he isn't phased by at all, he's mostly just interested in exploring the world for the moment.

His favorite food is dragon fruit

He seeks comfort through holding hands, especially in large crowds or around unfamiliar people, because it reassures him that his family member is still there next to him.

As a precaution Zonbi is kept on a 6ft leash, it hooks to his belt loop and keeps him within range of whoever is hooked on the other end. This was put in place after he got separated from Kurogiri and ended up lost as a result.

Tomura teaches him how to play videogames

Zonbi has lighter hair than before, his dark green is more of a mint color and his black is faded. Zonbi doesn't mind his hair though.

He's entirely disinterested in anything that has to do with villainy and heroism. Nobody actually knows if he even has a quirk because he has a dismissive attitude towards quirks.

He admires AFO, Kurogiri, and Tomura for their personalities.

Full name is Zonbi Shigaraki

#wiccankingfinn #mha #mha au #bnha au #bnha #izuku midoriya #mha izuku #bnha izuku #mha kurogiri #bnha kurogiri #kurogiri #mha shigaraki #bnha shigaraki #tomura shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #mha tomura #bnha tomura #zonbi shigaraki #shigaraki zonbi