#wide windows

[convoloutedinjoke]

If Harry’s tragedy is that he can’t go on like this but he has to, Kim’s tragedy is that he doesn’t have to go on like this but he will.

#disco elysium #Anyone about to write an essay on this wrt. Kim’s capacity for change: yes. That’s the problem. #Harry is stuck in the RCM because a lifetime of disability and a lack of outside support have rendered him unable to adapt #Kim is stuck in the RCM because hes too fucking adaptable. He copes too well with his adverse circumstances to recognise when he should dip #The cage is open the window is thrown wide he’s just built a nest in there and the cats don’t swat at it enough to make him want to leave #Anyway was thinking about this after someone posted about the no recruiting Kim ending. Sad for them! They need each other a little! #(Harry’s cage is also open but it’s suspended from a 60ft tree and he is a legless penguin) #(“You can just leave” onlookers call up to him “come down here. go hang out in the shack with the other flightless birds. It’ll be fine”) #(Not really accounting for how he’s supposed to get down there in the first place)

[libbys-braincell-loss]

My friends super awesome spotify playlist relating to A Series of Unfortunate Events

#a series of unfortunate events #the wide window #asoue

[goodold-fashioned-killerqueen]

born to draw block people making out... force to draw houses....

#i am losing my mind #the teacher wasn't there when i have to sent my site analysis and sketch #that's like half of my grades #AND I AM SICK #PROBABLY COVID #I AM A DISEASE WILD ANIMAL #PLEASE PITY ME AND ACCEPT MY WORK #I HAVE TO MAKE MORDEN HOUSE WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE. MORDEN LOOK UGLY AS FUCK #joy and whimsy gone when they want boring ass contemporary house #shit was ass #to top it all off. i also have project that i have to design #i just copied my dad homework at this point since he love this design so bad and he offer it to me #but like WHY STAIRS #WHY DOOR WINDOWS #I HAVE TO DRAW THEM LIKE DOOR BUT SMALL #WHAT THE FUCK #WHO THE FUCK NEED CHANDELIER. THIS IS A POOR PERSON HOUSE #come to think of it.. no nvm chandelier is cool #but i still hate to draw walls. and window #and doors .. and stairs... you have to remember the size of the room for law and how wide and steep stairs has to be #and how roof can be only 32-35 degrees or they will look goofy.. #and definitely fall of due to gravity #at first i want to add elevator in this house but came to think of it.. nvm fuck elevator #i lost it #my mind #cool #rumbles #if i have rabies i will definitely going nuts and bite everyone in my college rn.. #that is how much i has lost it at thie point

[praetorqueenreyna]

Daily reminder that Tamlin purrs when you scratch him behind the ears

#acotar #Tamlin #can't believe this is a canon thing that happened in the books #the greatest gift of all #HE IS A BAYBEE KITTY CAT #HE NEEDS EAR SCRITCHES #this is your reminder to give Tamlin more kitty characteristics #tamlin staring intently out the window when there's birds nearby #TAMLIN WITH ZOOMIES #tamlin with vertical pupils that get really wide when he's excited

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: I brought Wylan a world map and a dart yesterday and told him to throw it, and wherever it lands Im taking him for a holiday

Jesper: Turns out we’re spending 2 weeks behind the fridge…

Wylan: Throwing with any precision is not my strong suit

Jesper: Its a good thing I wasnt standing next to the map

Wylan: 😅

#i know wylan lobbed that bomb in s2 but it was a wide window #he can throw far not well #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper

[milkandbrownies33]

Hai

I'd like to think an another ending where the police we're smart enough to check the whole house (Probably because Billy made a noise teehee). So Billy had to go and hop on someone else's house. (mf Probably jumped off the small ass window and ran) Also the jacket hes wearing was from Phil :))

#billy lenz #black christmas #fanart #my art #He should've got caught istg #anyways my window is wide open *flutters lashes*

[ataraxetta]

🎶Jason and Dick, sittin' on a roof, talking laughing smooching frotting going home and getting into bed together and having fantastic sex and getting a good night's sleep. 🎶

#jaydick #dickjay #they were not mfeo but they chose each other #is my bag #I love the warm and fuzzy sap obv but really this ship has every hurt/comfort window and door open wide #they've got it all #I can't stop writing them #can't stop reading them #ily

[etrevil]

eyes always on him

#yes that's geto in the glass reflection huehuehuehue #looking at how he's changed #how his corpse was taken over by a curse #those wide eyes are killing me #like #he can proudly show them off in front of geto #imagine the eyes are the window to the soul #and it's satosugu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen official art #jjk official art #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #geto suguru #jjk geto #satosugu #jjk spoilers #jjk season 2

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

I love that there's one half of people who think Ridley should be this terrifying dragon demon who antagonizes Samus and moves quicker than lightning and that Dark Samus should be this strange organic being with hardly more than a skull who will stop at nothing to have her dead and then there's the other half with Goth Girl and Pathetic Pterodactyl.

#and I'm sitting just outside enjoying both #i personally prefer scary sadistic ridley who calls samus names and remembers exactly what he did #but i also like stupid bird who tries to flee through a closed window and doesn't notice the wide open door right there #I'm not like the biggest metroid fan but my brother is and I've always admired it. so I'm slowly but surely learning and being drawn in #like i love the lore stuff (even if i really only know the basics) but the actual gameplay has just never been for me #metroid #samus aran #Old Bird to samus: little bird (affectionate) Ridley: little bird (derogatory) #metroid samus #ridley metroid #dark samus #i just think it's neat

[luanneclatterbuck]

All of my windows are open and my neighborhood is the kind of place where everyone else probably does and we all can hear everything each other do.

I forgot both of these things when I shouted at the top of my voice “YAH-HOOO MOUNTAIN DEWWWW!”

#yeah front porch doors WIDE open #kitchen windows WIDE open #¯\_(ツ)_/�� #I have no mt dew in my house it just felt right

[unfortunatetheorist]

Is Jacquelyn at fault in the Netflix series? (NCT)

Jacquelyn Scieszka is one of the most notable differences between Book- and Netflix-Canon. Her character is often portrayed alongside Larry Your-Waiter, with the pair acting as 'noble', working against Olaf and his accomplices, throughout the series.

However, there is one point I have picked up on to argue that Jacquelyn caused the heinous events of The Wide Window to occur: Jacquelyn chased Olaf onto the SS Prospero, and this was, arguably, one of the greatest mistakes made in this show.

Of course, as viewers, we understand her intentions:

Bring Olaf to justice, as nothing can happen once he's in Peru (even he knows that!)

Bring back Klaus' half of the Baudelaire spyglass

But this act made Olaf jump into the water below, where he would've made it back to shore, to meet with his troupe, before taking a boat out onto Lake Lachrymose, where The Wide Window's events begin.

If Jacquelyn did NOT get onto the SS Prospero, this would've happened:

Olaf sails away to Peru on the SS Prospero, to (in his words) "wait for the manhunt to die down, eat some cuy"

The Baudelaires go to live with their Aunt Josephine

Poe gets his promotion (probably)

Manhunts take YEARS to die down; Osama Bin Laden's - for example - took 10-15 years, before the US Navy tracked him down to a compound in North-West Pakistan.

So, here's the real genius of this part: by the time Olaf returns because the manhunt has died down, the Baudelaires already have access to their fortune!

As the phrase goes,

"It [was] a wicked thing to do, for a noble reason."

Did she have a choice?

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

#asoue #lemony snicket #vfd #a series of unfortunate events #snicketverse #asoue netflix #theory #jacquelyn scieszka #count olaf #ss prospero #peru #the reptile room #the wide window #larry your waiter #the baudelaires #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire

[natjennie]

"do you- sorry. do you imagine wet ropes are conducive?" "more so than dry ropes" is in the running for moments in d&d games of all time. do you get it. more so than dry ropes. immediately followed by "you're gonna kill america's favorite wizard" "bad luck" are you shitting me.

#visceral memory of listening to that moment on the bus home from school #muffling my laugh into my sleeve against the window #eyes wide eyebrows raised what the fuck are you doing travis #taz balance

[killa-trav]

landonorris: DOUBLE PODIUM!!!!!!!! Congrats mate! Thanks @.McLarenF1 🧡

#SLAYYYY #lando norris #oscar piastri #also this nap isn’t napping #there’s a football match happening outside my window #so like i’m wide awake #japanese gp 2023

[dayurno]

breaking news: the worst people you know are in a romcom together

#jeremy: windows open wide so everyone can see my girl yell at me #i love this fic dearly because keremy are in a romcom jerejean are in a coming of age and kevjean are onto #whatever 'when harry met sally' was going on about #anyone wants to be old friends with unbearable tension? anyo #I REALLY DO LOVE THIS FIC i hope i can finish it before tsc release #txt #kerejean #first time / first light

[nyupuun]

One of the biggest charms in early Yugioh is just how ugly it is.

#this is said with upmost affections #go on google dot com and look up bruno yugioh 5ds theres not a single good image #a lot of gx duels had funny windows movie maker effects which i dearly appreciate #but also showing people who never watched yugioh it is a little embarrassing #having two people stand wide apart on the field yelling at each other while their cool looking monsters float stationary #and then go 'OMF THIS SCDNE JS SO GOOD :weary:' #i feel so . normal #random ramble

[coldgoldlazarus]

Metroid's timeline is kind ambigouous - not in the order of events and games; it's refreshingly consistent there, but how much time passes between them. And yet, the one generally agreed-upon exception is that Super seems to follow almost immediately after Metroid II.

But ironically, I think I'm coming around to the idea of hoping we get an interquel between them anyway, even if it ends up messing that up. Whether it be Prime 4 or a different game, I want to see something inserted between just like the Prime trilogy takes place between NES/ZM and Metroid II

One reason for this is that it would actually make the changed ending of Samus Returns slightly less of an issue. I still would be bothered by how the insertion of that big boisterous boss fight at the end wrecks the original game's simple, peaceful ending, mind you. But at the very least, putting some chronological distance between Proteus Ridley and the Ceres Station encounter would kinda fix the problems Ridley's inclusion created for the opening of Super.

Like, dropping off the baby Metroid at an unguarded civilian facility was always a bad idea no matter how you look at it, but before SR it was at least a reasonable decision to make that unexpectedly backfired; whereas now, after Proteus Ridley came screaming out of nowhere, (also how did he even know about Samus's mission on SR388 in the first place?) it feels incredibly shortsighted on Samus's part to just be like "yeah this is fine nothing to worry about, these Ceres guys got it all covered" immediately afterward.

If there was instead a whole other adventure between, that would give more time between Proteus Ridley and Ceres for the incident to fade a bit, especially if Samus spends some of that time looking into the Space Pirates again, and finding nothing to indicate that meeting as anything more than a fluke. On top of that, it could also lead into Ceres a bit better anyway; Samus bringing the hatchling along on her next mission, only for that to end up endangering it (or it inadvertantly endangering others) in some way that convinces her it's better off somewhere safer rather than by her side. (And lending extra tragedy to the mistake that turns out to be.)

But all that like, broader metanarrative continuity-management stuff aside, I also think we should get this just for its own sake. There was potential after Metroid II, for a different sort of game, for a companion. Super, for better or for worse, (IMO it's a bit of both) quashed that notion. But maybe we could have our cake and eat it, with the addition of a new game during that window between, properly giving us a shot at answering Metroid II's setup, without contradicting the subsequent installments; potentially even strengthening them somewhat instead.

Finally, it would just be dang cute.

#not a reblog #metroid #samus aran #baby metroid #super metroid #this might create further complications with stuff like the X and Raven Beak #if that window gets stretched too wide #but it could still work if they play it well #though I'll admit that is a big 'if' #idk I just want something a little smaller and lighter #before everything starts going catastrophically wrong