#wife?

[desertangels70s]

My boyfriend in 1969.

#70s #1970s #60s #1960s #1969 #led zeppelin #jimmy page #princess page #babygirl coded #wife? #<3 #kissy kissy mwah mwah <3

[gruenthusiast]

NINJOY ARHAGHA (guys this is my favorite drawing of mine she’s ethereal)

#flipline studios #papa louie #flipline joy #flipline ninjoy #papa’s pizzeria #wife?

[duchess-of-oldtown]

NETTLES DARLING IS THAT YOU????

#nettles #Wife? #House of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #Hotd #hotd spoilers #Potential casting? #Asoiaf #A song of ice and fire

[shadowandbonecastarchive]

danielle galligan’s insta 22/5/22

HELLOOOOOOO

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone cast #shadow and bone season two #danielle galligan #wife? #nina zenik #actual loml #fave girlboss #also wife? #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bargudo #i hate you cos you made my love suffer #helnik #justice for helnik #grishaverse #nina x matthias #nina x waffles #shadow and bone cast archive

[pandaspwnz]

I'm just fucking around in the character creator and oh no

she's hot

#HELLO???? #WIFE? #god damn it like i don't have enough characters already #bg3 #my post #baldur's gate 3

[initforthecache]

Anyways, still love you /plat

I still love you too, I'm actually blowing u kisses rn <3

#bonnet my... #wife? #we married again/still?

[note-a-bear]

One of the characters mentioned being over 6 foot by 13.

Naturally I look up the actors height.

My girl is a whole 6'2"

#wife? #please let me be the short king to your tol queen

[drachenheld]

 He feels a disturbance, as if the rage of ten thousands of dragons are coming to get him. And yet he’s looking forward to it.

#WIFE? #█--a crack in the gold

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

#my wife made this gif and it’s too good not to use

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect boobs…

#beauty #mavrin #perfect wife #amazing body #sexy pose #perfection #sexy breast #so yummy #soumission #open shirt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

#pov: the most devious up-and-coming gangster checks into you and your wife’s redemption hotel #Charlie being alastor’s role model would be so funny #and he would be such a little punk as he tries to use the her resources and power to build his own and become an overlord #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #my doods #role reversal AU

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

#hey guys I made this post. it's not that funny #my wife made me add these tags

[and-fishing-equipment]

#polls #nature #which one are you wifeing you guys

[teathattast]

#sanrio #i miss my wife

[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME... #i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards #anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅 #this is stupid #i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating #i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed