#wifey shenanigans

[fireladybuckley]

Jules: So what do you want for dinner? Me, watching chaos unfolding:  I don’t know, what goes well with a fandom implosion?

#hehe #fandom #911 #911 spoilers #personal #wifey shenanigans

[firemedicdiaz]

answering 'yes' to the question of 'hey, can we pull around? i saw a weird bird in the Toys 'R' Us parking lot and I wanna check it out' is how you say 'i love you' in biologist

#jules rambles #wifey shenanigans #it was a herring gull #which aren't uncommon around here #but he was all by his lonesome in a parking lot in the middle of the city #which WAS peculiar #anyway #find you someone that'll turn the car around to go look at a weird bird with you

[cowboyshit]

STARLIGHT???!?!?!!!!?!?!?! The way I was just reading that the other day 🥺

omg 🥺 were you? I keep getting in my head that because it’s been two years since the last update it’s too late to put out another. but I’m so, so close to finally finishing the next part and every other day or so I add about a good paragraph to it…. so maybe I will actually… finish this next part soon. maybe 🥺

#ashley answers #wifey shenanigans

[silence-between-seconds]

what if world domination

deal. you're my world ;)))

#asks #wifey shenanigans #ariiiii<3 #my moots

[behind-thebrowneyes]

Prepping for littles birthday party is done, Almost done with Deep cleaning, bread is baking, waiting for little to finish din din so I can clean up, and ole man got me piece of carrot cake that I’m saving for when little goes to sleep. Today has been busy but it’s been a good day minus the couple tantrums.

#mom life #homemade bread #homemaker #proofing bread #sahmomlife #happily taken #wifey shenanigans #wifey material #taken #tired af

[mayfieldss]

Just had the most therapeutic conversation about queer media with @hiya-itsamber

#wifey shenanigans #eva rambles

[turtle-babe83]

Leo: You guys know what today is?!

Mikey: Duuuuuude! Yeah!! I’m so excited, man!

Donnie: Wait, why are you so excited, Mikey? That doesn’t make any sense. I mean, she’s ours. Mine and Leo’s.

Mikey: Harsh, man. That’s not fair. You guys need to learn to share. What about me and Raph?

Raph: Who’s not sharin’? You two keeping stuff from us again?

Leo: What?! No, we aren’t-urgh! We aren’t sharing @exovapor with you guys. She’s off-limits. It’s bad enough that we have to share her with @turtle-babe83!

Mikey: Dude! What’s Val got to do with Cinco de Mayo?!

Leo: …..

Donnie: …..

Raph: Are ya serious? Ya know what, nevamind.

Donnie: We might share her birthday cake with you.

Mikey: …..

Mikey: Can we still have tacos and tequila?

All: Mikey!!

Happy Birthday wifey dearest!!! Me and the boys hope you have a fantastic day!! Love you so much!!!!! 😘😘😘

#tmnt #tmnt bayverse #teenage mutant ninja turtles #exovapor #turtlebabe83 #happy birthday #wifey shenanigans

[calswildflcwer]

How I see the chaos squad/dysfunctional fam in gifs !

First up, we have Poppy the protector!

Next up, Mochie the crazy chaotic queen!

Thirdly, we have Mimi, aka the angst queen!

Fourth is Sage, my absolute sunshine sister!

Next up is Bloom, our unproblematic queen!

And finally, we have Wena, the cute one!

I love y’all, my crazy, chaotic, dysfunctional family! Mwaaaah! 😘💖

@hunterxassasin @pochi-moochika @cahmilo @foreverwriting @eahravinqueen @camilos-mivida 😘💖

#bee speaks #bees rambles #bees thoughts #bee rambles #bees dysfunctional family #bestie talk time #chaos squad my beloveds #my chaos squad #le squad appreciation #le squad talk time #bestie shenanigans #bestie shit #sister talk time #sister shenanigans #wifey talk time #wifey shenanigans #poppy my love #poppy my beloved #mochie my beloved #mimi my beloved #wena my beloved #bloom my beloved #sage my beloved #bee and poppy #mochie and bee #bee and mimi #bee and wena #bee and bloom #bee and sage #camilosunshxne

[marlagraysonn]

🩵

#Sophie Rundle #suranne jones #wifey shenanigans

[fireladybuckley]

Autocorrect 🤦🏻‍♀️

#wifey shenanigans #personal #autocorrect #just why #lol

[firemedicdiaz]

I love @fireladybuckley so fucking much.

I love her because I can say things like “hey baby, I want you to shark my carpet” to her and she doesn’t go running for the hills screaming divorce.

#and for a million other reasons of course #wifey shenanigans

[cowboyshit]

oh hey hi I love you 🥺

🥺 hi I love you so so so so so so so so so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and I miss you so so so so so so so so so so so so much 🥺🥺 I hope youve been doing good lately- NO wait! I hope youve been doing AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC lately!!!! 💗

#ashley answers #wifey shenanigans

[howlingwolf23]

So wifey, @amloveabledeathmo, had her presurgery consult today to remove her dermoid cyst and basically get a hysterectomy

Doctor - so we are going to do a laparoscopic surgery. And we will be making 3 small cuts in your stomach and then remove everything out of your vagina

Wife - so your basically going to do the mummification procedure, where they remove the brain through the nose with the hot poker, but with the cyst though the vagina.....and of course more carefully

Doctor - uh yes, never thought about it that way but yes with careful surgery.

#mummify that pussy #story time #wifey shenanigans #wifey story

[mayfieldss]

Amber omg

#she's delusional but i love her very much #bc she is so nice to me #wifey <3 #wifey shenanigans

[calswildflcwer]

Bee: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Poppy: But we lost Wena.

Bee: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

@hunterxassasin @camilos-mivida 😅

#poppy my love #poppy my beloved #bee and poppy #wena my beloved #bee and wena #bees incorrect quotes #wifey shenanigans #wifey talk time #camilosunshxne #camilosunshxne incorrect quotes