Ok so question based on the Paul In A Jar au: does Wiggly have any humans that he keeps? If not, has he in the past? Or is he just the only brother who's not the blorbo-keeping type?
Wiggly is normal. Linda used to be his and she bit him once and after that he decided this was not a hobby for him. He gave her to Nibbly.
He really just cannot understand what the hype is. Why are his brothers so obsessed with blorbos, and besides, pets are so much work!
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hey have a silly doodle from a thing that actually happens in one of my hatchetfield aus
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FNAF AU(but like mainly CCRP)
Pokey’s area is a play/show
Blinky’s area is most likely an arcade or like arts and crafts
Tinky’s area is a maze + puzzles
Nibbly’s area is a diner
Wiggly’s is a nap time room:)
(Mr Davidson is phone guy)
(Top to bottom Paul, Bill, Ted, Charlotte, Melissa, Slivya)
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.....Beetlejuice au where after Paul and Emma die and become ghosts, Paul's brother moves in with his new wife and son Richie
Beetlejuice is wiggly
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Just a Hatchetfield pondering
Whilst brainstorming dreaming about an AU, I started to wonder about certain people who were gazed upon by a Lord in Black or another Eldritch entity like the Killer Track (which by inside joke I’ve taken to naming him KaTey), would actually be known as.
Any human said to be a disciple of the Lords in Black, at least from what I remember, actually studies the Black Book and practices spells from it. Those would be like, the Church of the Starry Children (notably Sherman and Sheila Young, and that of Roman Murray), Wilbur Cross, Willabella Muckwab and probably Grace Chastity in specifically NPMD.
The “unsure” category for me, would be Wiggly cult and Linda in Black Friday because it’s not that known if they have the Black Book with them. But what I would speculate as a strictly headcanon, is that by extension of Uncle Wiley/ Wilbur Cross, they would’ve learnt enough to be able to construct the portal for Wiggly to get through, and thusly qualified them as Disciples.
As for NPMD, Pete and Steph are kinda left out because they only used Black Book once and never again, thusly counting them out as “disciple”.
With that out of the way, then what does one call Miss Holloway and Solomon Lauter? Would these two count as “Ex-Disciples” since they have studied the book but have ultimately learnt that they are being steered to do unspeakable evil? Instead trying to either minimise usage (Solomon Lauter) or try to actually do good with this knowledge (Miss Holloway)?
Solomon Lauter could also be a matter of “one-use” situation, which can be possible given that he buried the book, but there leaves room for headcanons that he might’ve used the book significantly to know it’s nefarious purposes,
but for Miss Holloway, simply put, she knows too much to have not been a Disciple at some point cause again, disciple merely means “student”, so it’s highly possible that in her actual living life, she was not malicious but more of misguided until she realised it herself and did a lot to become well, Miss Holloway as we know of her.
Now disciples out of the way, now prophets.
Linda is a prophetess in Black Friday, she was selected to impart the message that Wiggly will descend upon Hatchetfield thanks to Wilbur Cross.
Hannah Foster is an actual prophetess, where because of Webby, Hannah does actually get to prophesise the future, but sadly in the cryptic words Webby uses for her.
now that leaves the following ppl: Paul Matthews, Ted Spankoffski, Bill and Alice Woodward, regarding “can one call them prophets or not”. We all know the CCRP trio sans Alice are practically “blorbos” to their respective LiBs. But like, because they do not really spread any future vision or prophesise a thing (look at Ted he just simply went mad), what do we call such ppl?
Lord in Black’s toys? Lord in Black’s pets? Lord in Black’s playthings? Lord in Black’s torture tango partners???
like canonically, what would one call these guys if not disciples or like actual prophets? XD
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Hatchetfield Pokémon AU - Partner List:
Main Characters:
TGWDLM:
Paul Matthews - Exploud
Emma Perkins - Porygon
BF:
Tom Houston - Donphan
Becky Barnes - Comfey
Lex Foster - Zigzagoon (Cressellia is also here)
Hannah Foster - Mew
NPMD:
Pete Spankoffski - Stoutland
Steph Lauter - Luxray
Grace Chasity - Hatterene
Max Jägerman - Passimian
LIB:
Wiggly (Wiggog Y’rath) / Wendell (Dark/Psychic)
Nibbly (Nibblenephim) / Nicky (Dark/Psychic)
Pokey (Pokotho) / Porter (Dark/Psychic)
Blinky (Bliklotep) / Blaine (Dark/Psychic)
Tinky (T’noy Karaxis) / Theo (Theodore) (Dark/Psychic)
Webby (Queen in White) / Wendy (Psychic/Dark)
Important Characters:
TGWDLM:
Ted Spankoffski - Volcarona
Bill Woodward - Leavanny
Alice Woodward - Skitty
Prof. Henry Hidgens - Liligant
Gen. John MacNamara - Genesect
BF:
Ethan Greene - Cyclizar
Linda Monroe - Vespiqueen
Tim Houston - Cubone
NPMD:
Richie Lipschitz - Gallade
Ruth Fleming - Sprigatito
Solomon Lauter - Honchkrow
Detective Shapiro - Pikachu
NT:
Henry (Fake Prof. Henry Hidgens) - Mimikyu
Lucy Stockworth - Gholdengo
Wooly-Foot - Galrian Darmanitan
Konk (Ted Spankoffski) - Darmanitan
Pryce Perkins (Paul Matthews 23) - Ditto
Emilia Matthews (Emma Perkins Android) - MissingNo
Time Bastard / Homeless Man (Ted Spankoffski) - Iron Moth and Slither Wing
Jane Houston (Perkins) - Revaroom
Miss Holloway - Hypno
Duke Keane - Snorlax
Gerald Monroe - Vivallon
Perky (Emma Perkins) - Aribolva
Ziggy - Shiftry
Jeri - Nidoqueen
Jerry - Nidoking
Lumber Axe (Lil’ Jerry) - Witchwood Haxorus
Shelia Young - Froslass
Rose - Toxtricity
Melissa - Meowstick (Female)
Puss - Espeon
Named Characters:
TGWDLM:
Greenpeace girl / Harmony Jones - Shaymin
Ken Davidson - Grumpig
Charlotte Sweetly - Oinkalogne
Sam Sweetly - Braviary
Nora - Minccino
Zoey Chambers - Alcreamie
Deb - Liepard
BF:
Frank Pricely - Sableye
Sherman Young - Salazzle
Gary Goldstein - Meowth
Uncle Wiley / Wilbur Cross - Tentacruel
Man in a Hurry / Barry Swift - Yanmega
Dude with Peanut - Pachirisu (Peanut)
Xander Lee - Empoleon
President - Unfezant (Male)
NPMD:
Mark Chasity - Flapple
Karen Chasity - Appletun
Off. Bailey - Skarmory
Kyle - Chesnaught
Brenda - Oricorio (Electric)
Jason - Bastiodon
Caitlyn - Altaria
Ms. Mulberry- Audino
Ms. Tessburger - Corsola
Rudolph - Sawsbuck
Brook - Finneon
Trevor Lipschitz - Magcargo
NT:
Allison - Lanturn
Madame Iris - Reuniclus
Craig - Tropius
Barker - Coalossal
Rupert - Gigalith
Jonathan Brisby - Tyrantrum
Sylvia - Floatzel
Andy / Executive Kilgore - Aggron
Jenny - Milotic
Dan Reynolds - Karrablast
Donna Daggit - Shelmet
Tony Greene - Klingklang
Jacqueline Frost - Glaceon
Pamala Foster - Komala
Roman Murray - Morpeko
River Monroe - Combee (Male) or Teddyursa
Trent Monroe - Venomoth
Seaton Monroe - Ninjask
Jordan Monroe - Shuckle
Malone - Octillery
Hailey - Skuntank
Zach Chambers - Gogoat
Liz - Beartic
Judith - Butterfree
Martha - Clawitzer
Mary - Bibarel
Mima Chambers - Drampa
Bob Metzger - Witchwood Aegislash
Carl Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Larz Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Louie Metzger - Witchwood Honedge
Mary - Medichan
Noah - Furret
Gabe - Sudowoodo
Marco - Copperajah
Kale - Chatot
Thrash - Noivern
Skud - Rillaboom
Courtney - Zebstrika
Russ - Scovillain
Beth - Centiskorch
Eddie Chiplucky - Krookodile
Stopwatch / Daniel - Phantump
Spitfire / Sophia - Blaziken
Charles - Type: Null
Bruno - Pangoro
Otho - Flamigo
Freddie Biggs - Corviknight
Mina - Pyroar (Female)
Chrissy - Alolan Persian
Aubrey - Purugly
Teddy Bear - Mabosstiff
Jerrie - Golurk
Different Actors:
Hot Chocolate Boy (Peter Spankoffski) (TGWDLM) - Polteageist
Pete Spankoffski (AC) - Aromatisse
Prof. Henry Hidgens (HQ) - Jigglypuff
Prof. Henry Hidgens (WB) - Spinda
Max Jägerman (TGWDLM) - Cinderace
Ethan Greene (YJ) - Goodra
(I’ve been working on this for a few weeks. I thought it would be fun to share. Hope you all enjoy it)
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My assorted thoughts on the hatchetfield musicals
• I like to think it isn’t just Paul and Emma who find each other in every universe, like Richie and Stef start hanging out together before the Pokey-pocalypse in tgwdlm
• Love how Grace is just like that
• au where Max doesn’t die at Waylon place and it’s just a highschool sitcom
• love the friendship dynamic between the three nerds, they’re just so silly :3
• Wiggly
• Ziggy was in the school, we all know they’re the local mule, selling drugs to our children
• the harmonies in this one felt more harmonious(?) kinda like a school choir, idk if this was intentional but it sounds good nonetheless
•and the skele’un, that was special
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i keep thinking abt how funny the wiggly gijinka in the summoning is with like. context of being there for the big. wiggly possessed paul au and i KNOW that that jon has ALWAYS voiced wiggly but like IT LOOK THATS JUST
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So I had a TGWDLM au/fanfic idea that has me screaming and crying.
Basically the idea is that its an alternate ending to TGWDLM, where instead of Paul saving the day instead he runs for it. Everyone becomes infected, including Emma. However before he can fully escape he gets cornered. How does he get out of his predicament? Well it just so happens a certain lord in black is watching over him that moment.
So the whole idea is that, Paul makes a deal with Wiggly in order to save the town. And lets just say, no spoilers, it is NOT a great deal for Paul.
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ok so. nobody cares but I DO!!!! so here are some fun facts about my biggest npmd au i curse the day !! :] names are colored/altered for their corresponding lord. red is 'generally evil'
it got long so. facts under cut <3 spoilers are very minimal but go check out my series on ao3 !! 'i curse the day' !!!! olease im insane over them !!
psst @bellqmione i did it. for you :]
- pete hates his horns with a passion. steph thinks theyre kind of cute when he doesnt try to shave them off or rip them out. pete would rip them out if he was sure they didnt connect to his brain like some goat horns do
- similarly, grace adores her eyes/newfound sight 99% of the time. until The Horrors. she cant bring herself to go back to camp idonwannabang.. or look the jerries in the eye
- ted has full custody over pete and acts as a pseudo parent. hes a solid 15 years older, and generally acts like a teen boy with pete. silly goofy guy who has some issues hes not ready to face and a tendancy to drink !
- jenny... is there. somehow. she misses ted a lot and genuinely wants to come back to hatchetfield for him. she just... can't
- steph and nibbly have a weirdly tight knit relationship. treats her like a lapdog. think a maltese with dyed-pink fur and you have steph
- grace is blinkys coworker. she has half as many eyes as him. blinky has 999 eyes. grace has 499.5. one of her eyes is mostly blind, but not entirely. she doesnt know this number
- richie and ruth Are There. so is max. none of our three know this. webby knows. wiggly and pokey know. they're the only ones. not even they themselves know that theyre still there. they lie dormant for now
- hannah, daniel and sophia are attached at the hip. the only reason sophia hasnt shown up yet is because shes rich and homeschooled. they see eachother more than their families. sophia and daniel are hannahs only outlet for webby, now, and theyre both quite familiar with her
- daniel can hold his breath for 10 minutes on average. hannah is the only one who can time him. this can get complicated when holding your breath stops time
- webby is trying desperately to reach lex constantly. lex is doing her best to ignore her, but its getting harder. webby needs something from her.
- grace has watched richies funeral 376 times. she's counted. she can recite to you exactly what each person says and does
- paul is having some trouble with his hearing after richies death. he wasn't that close with his nephew, but the loss is still hitting him. he can only hope its shock. something tells him its not.
- emma is also having trouble with her hearing. she has not told paul, and she will not tell paul. she will not be losing her hearing like her sister. even if it doesnt feel like thats the cause of it, she won't.
- speaking of, i made jane hard of hearing. i dont know why exactly it fits her in my mind, but it does. her and her family are mostly fluent or entirely fluent in american sign language, as is emma. she wears hearing aids
- the three learn sign language. from who? stay tuned and put your guesses down below ‼️
- alice has had vision problems since she moved to clivesdale a few years back. her vision was always bad growing up, and now its... perfect. shes having trouble keeping up the lie to everyone.
- bill and alice really do love eachother i swear. but she doesnt like him much. theyre trying. deb is too. they really are.
- jenny doesn't like the color yellow. she never has. teddy used to. she's not sure if he still would. it makes her head hurt to look at.
- pete hates pants. pete only owns pants. his basketball shorts are actually a pair of stephs, that used to be maxs.
- max is scared of the dark. this was a closely held secret in life. steph finds herself turning a nightlight on for him without thinking about it.
- max didn't have a funeral. his body wasn't buried- instead kept as evidence then tossed out when nobody came to collect it. jason, kyle, stacy and brenda had a small service for him by the lake when they were told he'd been murdered. jason was the only non-cop to see maxs' body after he was dismembered and left at the waylon place
- grace spends more time at the waylon place than she does at home. she finds a strange comfort in it now that it's completely off the market.
- the many quick-succession deaths put the waylon place and its haunting back into the forefront of peoples minds. the town is collectively afraid of it again.
- max is scared of the dark. the black is a very dark place. richie and ruth have yet to encounter the problem of darkness. in fact, ruth has been having some trouble with seeing past the stagelights in front of her
- ruth and richie have their own personalized rooms. a stage/large theatre, and a cozy little room with a fridge and a large tv. max does not get as pleasant of an afterlife as this.
- jerry grew up vegan. he's not sure what his parents would say about his diet.
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biggest timeline lore post yay!
workin on the mediverse playlist and vibing with some story!
[currently playing - 'Graveyard Dancing' by Destroy, Rebuild Until God Shows]
@in-death-we-fall the Joesday stuff is clicking & Paul is here, and everyone is uhh. getting along happily? hard to tell.
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tags from this post
lets break em down
so there are a few big chunks of story so far, fortunately one of my special interests is taxonomy and i have a fetish for project management [1].
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basically two main eras:
- a youngish high school + summer camp setting [late teens/twenties]. most of the aesthetics here are from that part of the setting, which has a lot of ~magical stuff beyond the heart of camp.
and! an undead hospital drama, including Nurse Jim from the camp health centre.
most of the events concerning the aesthetics described in this paper [I'll lean into it, eh] take place at the summer camp through Nurse Jim's adventures leading camping trips with Mick.[5]
[5] tbh, that does kinda let me fold those two jobs into one - it seems pretty cromulent that the health centre would assign someone like Nurse Jim on long trips
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#1. joey-Wednesday high school dirtbag era ft piggly wiggly [alternatively: joeypaul emo shit ft that annnoying-ass fucker in his little fag hats. [that's roughly where we'd be with this song]
#2. [few years later] summer camp that kicks off the core general events at the ~undead hospital
@custer-mp3 the sexy experimentation we all love! also i loved the idea of head(s) in jars thank you VERY much
@in-death-we-fall do not worry joey and weds are in the hospital too, I'm just lookin over their resumes rn haha. they have a umm spotty work history yknow? like they just ghosted, you know, yeah? Weird.
my pet project with @ims0vain that is watering my crops and healing everyone's bruises <3 fit Nurse Jim and kids and probably some sad stuff but also lots of fluff.
general Scrubs-inspired hospital drama theme, but jd's Dr. acula is like, a real guy probably
mick and Jim [Bubbles and Biscuit] leading camp trips out at 2. [the general summer camp AU].
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And in a more magical direction,
we have the wild magic realm of black metal where Mick is compelled to do gay shit[4]:
[...]
ft a fey realm of eerie, black metal wasteland and a faggy dream pop valley ova dere ridge?
[feets]
[2] will wiesenfeld aka geotic, post-foetus, and probably others. the valley of the fairies is another beam of magic in the world, along with the Nurse Jim fluff stuff, since i wanted something to balance and contrast with the [NECRO I SAID THERED BE NECRO].
BUT YEAH. i found will's music on tumblr years ago and it's been a longtime favourite and a bedrock of my post-rock landscape.
[bonus faggy atmospheric tiny desk from Will, i saw someone comment that Baths [2] was 'pretty boy black metal' and after seeing blackgaze [markus Lantlôs in particular w his dream-pop projects] [3], well. [3]
[will wiesenfeld/Geotic, Vice 2017]
i really wanna make this world a cozy home for you all too, haha. right now I'm just cradling everything really gently in my hands.
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[3] idk if lantlôs is gay or anything but his pic there ...
the juxtaposition of the metal (post-metal) thing with the softboy glitter umbrella is certainly something though haha
[from Metallum]
[4] probably with Jim yknow. but the possibilities are open. even for a greasy metalhead. loser [affectionate].
[1] eh. im autistic what can you say. also btw im enjoying putting my posts together like little citation projects haha. hashtag enrichment
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Why Wiggly does not have a blorbo in the Paul In A Jar AU
I see a lot of peeps saying his Blorbo should be Wily or the president but like, here is the deal homey biscuits.
Unlike the canons where Blinky targets Bill specifically, Pokey writes a whole musical for Paul, Tinky is obsessed with Spankoffskis, and Nibbly only has interest in whoever is Honeyqueen, Wiggly does not target anyone.
Wiggly wants to take out the whole world. He isn't specifically after the president. He wasn't ever specifically after Wilbur. The only one he kinda targeted was Linda, and lets be honest... he saw her as expendable.
And Wilbur/Wiley has rabid stray energy and I don't think anyone can deny that.
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Okay here's a more proper post for the Hatchetfield Starship AU
Pete is Bug
Ted is Roach
They're are both rosy maple moths
Steph is February
Tom is Up
Grace is Taz
Paul is Tootsie
Emma is Megagirl
Ruth is Specs
Richie is Krayonder
Nibbly is the The Overqueen
Tinky is Pincer
Pokey, Blinky, and Wiggly are Neeto, Veeto and Sweatheart
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Today on random mashup AUs that I probably won’t do anything with
This is probably the most cursed thing I could have come up with but Hatchetfield x FNAF AU
Wilbur Cross= William ‘Purple Guy’ Afton
Ted Spankoffski= Mike Afton
Pete Spankoffski= Crying Child
Jenny= Circus Baby
The Lords In Black+Webby= The Animatronics (Wiggly is Freddy, Nibbly is Chica, Pokey is Bonnie, Tinky is Foxy, Blinky is Monty, Webby is Roxy)
Miss Holloway= Henry
Duke or Hannah depending on who the og mci kids are= The Puppet
Paul Matthews= Phone Guy
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i've read all of your fics on here and ao3 and they're super good! i probably will go back to them soon too! i wanted to know though if you had any starkid-spies-etc fic recs youd be willing to share?
(i hope that wasn't rude because i really do love your writing <3 please ignore if you don't want to answer no pressure or anything)
First of all, 🥹 that is so nice thank you so much
Second, it would be my absolute pleasure! Let me deep dive into my bookmarks for a second, see what I can find!
Kicking off strong with the light through the dark (One hell of a fic, if you're in for eldritch wiggly and crossnamara shenanigans,,, I've read it so many times already)
Malus domestica m sylvestris (the way this person writes is absolutely insane (can you tell what my favourite ship is at this point?? Yep, this fic is crossnamara too) and I would recommend this fic to everyone if I could)
A fly on the wall (a good laugh and asshole cops having a scrap in the break room? No but fr this one might be on the shorter side but it's so funny)
If you haven't read yellow fever yet, go read yellow fever, I swear I binged it in a morning and it was BRILLIANT
There's this fic called Dick Big is soft, in which Dick saves Curt from the dma and honestly? That was a really interesting concept, and a really good fic to go with
Cross meeting. Am I saying that loud enough??? Go read cross meeting it FUCKS as a fic (it's obvious that I like the eldritch horror fics isn't it? Listen,,, eldritch body horror >>> )
Classified is really soft and really brilliant, I love the way it's written too
I know it's a holiday fic but Christmas (baby please come home) put me in the feels fr... charted deserve better I swear to god
I beta read for this so I'm biased, but we must go on with the show is an amazing fic and I think any fan of paulkins or the idea of Paul as Pokey's vessel would love this
Oh yes! The take on the wrong man falls au that had me in tears! Take that, read it, appreciate the hell out of it because it is crafted beautifully
Now, anon, I don't know if you've seen solve it squad, but if you have, I was looking for this fic to add to the list, it's called tell me a story and let it hurt and honestly? I absolutely love it
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okay so awhile ago @zukkaoru and i made a nerdy prudes must die au for bsd and we kind of went off with it and the soundtrack is stuck in my head so look at who would be who (explanations under the cut):
kunikida - grace chasity
yosano - steph lauter
dazai - pete spankoffski
ranpo - richie lipschitz
poe - ruth fleming
chuuya - max jägerman
fukuchi - wiggly
bram - nibbly
sigma - blinky
fyodor - tinky
nikolai - pokey
gin - kyle
tachihara - jason
jouno - detective shapiro
tecchou - officer bailey
mori - mayor lauter
elise - miss tessburger
cheerleaders - higuchi (brenda), naomi (stacy), kajii (brooke)
kyouka - reese
jun’ichiro - joey's bbq monologue guy
atsushi - bbq jon/trevor
kenji - bbq angela
akutagawa - bbq mariah/caitlyn
mushitaro - corey dorris' cop (f-ing transcendent cop)
mark - dan reynolds
john - donna
hirotsu - miss mulberry
nathaniel - boy jerry
guy koyou tried running away with - mark chasity
koyou - karen chasity
margaret - bryce’s reporter
louisa - paul
lucy - emma
kunikida as grace bc he has all his ideals and he's just so... idk how to describe it in a way that doesn't sound mean bc i mean it so affectionately but he has the vibes of slowly losing his beans. also... just PICTURE him singing "dirty girl" YOOOOO and like if you ship kunichuu, then it's also kunikida freaking out bc he's thinking romantically about someone from the mafia. also he deserves to go wild <3
yosano as steph bc Vibes <333 dazai as pete (and this is not shipping yosano and dazai... they're just friends in this) bc he's smart and would 100% get all caught up in something like this also bc we're making chuuya max so like they're rivalry tehe. now i know you could argue that atsushi should be pete and akutagawa should be steph... but this stemmed from kunichuuzai, sooooo. dazai could also be steph, but we thought that yosano fit steph better than pete
ranpo as richie bc there was literally no good place for ranpo. he's too smart. but richie is also smart and it'd just be silly. maybe now ranpo can live (for a lil bit oops) the childhood he never had...
poe as ruth bc he would KILL "just for once" look me in the face and tell me i'm wrong
chuuya as max bc gravity powers and dead!max's powers are similar, chuuya has the anger issues to be max, plus he and kunikida would get to sing "dirty girl" together. i also feel like "literal monster" could be a song in reference to chuuya and i feel like (in a kind of self-deprecating way), chuuya would sing that about himself
we made the decay of angels the lords in black bc it FIT!!! fukuchi as wiggly bc leader, bram as nibby bc... vampire... mouth..., sigma as blinky bc they've got eyes on the casino and know everything about all the staff and customers and such, fyodor as tinky bc tinky is prolly the most sadistic one, and nikolai as pokey bc nikolai is most likely to cause a musical apocalypse
gin as kyle and tachihara as jason is just so silly~ and hirotsu as miss mulberry bc he's trying his best to wrangle a bunch of depressed teenagers all the time. higuchi, naomi, and kajii are the cheerleaders (we invented a third one specifically for kajii) bc we think they'd be good cheerleaders lol
jouno as shapiro bc VIBES and wants to uphold the law and tecchou as bailey would just be SO FUNNY and they would just annoy each other soooooo much! we made mushitaro corey dorris' cop bc it would be funny
mori as the mayor is great bc yosano is steph... and that's just depressing ya know? and then elise as tessburger for obvious reasons
we just thought mark and john would be a funny dan and donna tbh. margaret as bryce's reporter specifically so she can blame nathaniel hawthorne. nathaniel as boy jerry bc ViRgiNiTy RoCkS
jun'ichiro as joey's bbq guy bc let's be real... jun'ichiro is an AMAZING actor. kenji HAD to be in th ebbq monologues bc cows. then akutagawa is a theatre kid i know this he told me personally (or he would be if he wasn't in the mafia and had a family and went to school). atsushi is kind of there just so we can hear him say, "my barbecue" the way jon does lol
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