#wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

[ask-stranded-sides]

Janus? Can you hear us? Can you talk to us?

There is a soft and sudden, startled noise. His voice is weak and sounds far away. 

Janus: “Who is.... that? I thought... I was alone....” He sounds so hopeful it’s painful to hear. How long has he been alone?

#Gilded Cage #wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

[impatentpending]

I have just read the ending of kill the lights (late to the party i know) and it had me SHOCKED. HOLY SHIT THIS WAS AWESOME! I MEAN I SUSPECTED THAT PERSON BUT JUST AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE! THIS WAS PERFECT! WELL DONE!

oh my gosh, thank you so much!  I’m so happy you enjoyed <3

#asks #kill the lights #wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

[not-safeforsanders]

Happy birthday Logan! I wish you all the best in life. I wish that you can achieve all your dreams and live a long happy life full of people you love 💕

thank you!

#wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

[ferretbitexo-fic-den]

So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me (Nicomas)

"I'm surprised when you kiss me"

Synopsis: Nico and Thomas's first date couldn't have gone better in Thomas's opinion.

Warning: Swearing, Spoilers for Flirting with Social Anxiety, gay-mess Thomas.

...

“Which reminds me; Sanders, you’ve been holding out on me!” Nico pointed his fry at Thomas, smirking accusingly.

The two were on their first date, and everything had been going real smooth, and Janus would call him out if Thomas denied how hard he was falling.

“Oh?” Thomas smiled and arched his brows. “Really?”

(“Shit , holy shit, what did we do? Oh God, what did we do?”)

(“Relax emo, he's teasing. We're fine!” Roman reassured.)

“When you said you made YouTube videos for a living, I didn’t think you had about 3 million subscribers!” Nico exclaimed, and Thomas could’ve sworn he saw his date's pupils dilate immensely.

(“Try not to flex, Thomas.” Janus smirked, clearly teasing Roman.)

(“Oh you know he won’t!” Patton nudged the snake side. Janus let out a hearty chuckle.)

“Well, I…” Thomas stammered, finding himself in a tizzy trying to figure out how to respond to that.

(“Virgil!” Roman scolded.)

(“Here, allow me.” Logan suggested, scooting closer to Roman.”)

“It didn’t really matter how big my subscription count was, I love each and everyone of my viewers and every single letter on the comments.” Thomas scratched the back of his head looking down on his burger.

(“Aww, Logan!” Patton and Roman cooed as Virgil and Janus smirked warmly. Logan denied the claims on his red meta-physical face.)

Nico smiled at Thomas, causing a flood of euphoria to come crashing down on him.

“Well, that's really sweet.” Nico said, placing his hand on Thomas’s.

He could hear the distinct screams of Patton and Roman in his head.

“Yeah, they mean a ton to me.” Thomas answered with a very sweet sigh.

There was silence between them for a while, but Thomas knew Nico had something to say, so they waited.

(“Shit, did we do something wrong? Fuck, is he mad?”)

(“Virgil, it's quite unlikely that he's mad at Thomas for not mentioning his subscriber count.”)

(“But what if he is?”)

(“Let's ask him shall we?” Janus said, scooting beside Roman.)

“What is it?” Thomas asked, biting his lower lip.

Nico looked him in the eyes, almost embarrassed. He mirrored Thomas' lip bite and intertwined his hand with Thomas’s own.

“Is this okay?” Nico asked.

Thomas gave up on trying to hide his smile hours ago. “Absolutely.” He echoed Janus’s words

(“This is… actually going great.” Janus remarked. Sarcasm and cynicism were absent from his statement.)

Nico exhaled. “Can I ask you something?”

(“Can I panic now?” Virgil asked, fingernails in between his lips.)

“Anything.” Roman made Thomas say.

Nico pursed his lips. “About Sanders Sides.”

Thomas could hear the simultaneous screams in his head, short-circuited by his date’s question.

“Oh jeez! Sorry, you don’t have to answer that if you don’t want to.” Nico stammered, redder than Roman's sashn fearing that he might have crossed a line.

“No, it’s fine!” Thomas said under Virgil’s influence.

(All the sides looked at their anxiety in awe.)

“The sides, well, they’re, sorta like, I guess,” Thomas stammered as Virgil looked to Roman and Janus for help.

“Sanders Sides is kind of my way of discussing my emotional issues and mental turmoil in a light, sort-of gentle way.”

(“Thanks, Logan.” Virgil relaxed a bit.)

“Are they…” Nico prompted, motioning to Thomas's head.

“Yeah, they are.” Thomas replied sheepishly.

“Cool…” Nico said breathlessly. “I love them.” Nico leaned in to pressed a kiss on Thomas’s lips.

Thomas let out a dignified squeak which Nico laughed at. He buried his face in his hands, hiding his embarrassment from his endeared datemate.

(“FIRST DATE AND WE ALREADY GOT A KISS!” Roman yelled. Virgil froze right where he sat. Patton got up and began running around the room.)

(“He said, the L-word…” Virgil muttered, causing everyone to stop. )

The screams in his head made Thomas flinch.

…

“Can I please sleep now?” Thomas groaned.

“Hun, his smile was so perfect, how did you get so lucky?” Remy sat at the foot of his bed legs crossed and day(night) dreaming.

Thomas buried his face in his pillow with a groan.

“And his voice! It was so dreamy! Boy, you can not let go of him!”

“Let me sleep! It's 2 am!”

Remy was right. Thomas just can’t let a boy like Nico go.

TAGLIST❤

@shadowjag , @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago , @arsonenthusiast , @i-love-my-dark-strange-sons @phantom-moonfire , @lostonehero , @awkward-child-of-satan , @deetheimposter , @ashtonbby2 , @lokiamorstuffs , @janus-the-sassy-snek-boi , @eeveeeclair246 @enragedbees , @franthehorsegir

Ask to be added or removed. Ilyasm!!!!

#logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #thomas sanders #nico flores #character!thomas #remy sanders #sanders sides #sanders asides #ts spoilers #tw swearing #pintroverts #karrot kings #flirting with social anxiety #nicomas

[mothmanhamlet]

me? get tagged in something and follow through? Its more likely than you think (thank you to @wrathofziff who tagged me in this) name: nico

gender: nonbinary (they/them) but i swing masc

height: I’m like 5′4″ ish

sexuality: uhhhhh I just use queer but some kind of aspec and essentially biromantic but its Complicated

fav animal: I like crows and snakes

current time: 9:30ish

dream job: Forensic Toxicology is Cool and Fun but also? owning a bookstore sounds fairly rad however if i could write and/or act. the ideal situation is all of the above at once.

when i made this acc: NO clue man

why i made it: I already used it enough and figured fuck it might as well

reason for url: my ideal self is mothman but in space

followers: 67 and i have no clue how on earth that happened. please someone tell me how exactly i got even a single person to follow me.

and now to tag people uhhhh @an-absolute-failure @coindoesstuff @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @a-ghostlight-for-roman @thefivecalls and yk anyone else who sees this and wants to do it

[twilightpoison]

@wigsnatchedhoteltrivago I know this is coming out of left field but- I read your username out loud and @lameweeb76 said you follow her. Which knowing her in real life your username is as cursed as she is and I wanted you to know that.

[sagesparrow394]

Monster AU Part 6

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

“Babe, you sure we’re at the right place?”

“Yup!”

Emile and his boyfriend, Remy, pull up to the castle in the van they’d borrowed from Remy’s brother, Nate.

Emile hops out, runs up to the door, and knocks.

A few moments later, it doesn’t open, but someone’s head phases through.

“Who are you?”

“Oh, hello. You must be the ghost Logan was telling me about. Roman, right? I’m Emile. I’m a close friend of Logan’s!”

Roman looks him over, before pulling his head back through the door. “LOGAN, A FRIEND OF YOURS IS AT THE DOOR!”

“What the fuck...?” Remy mutters, eyes wide.

There’s footsteps, before the door is opened, this time by Logan.

“What the fuck?” Remy repeats louder upon seeing Logan’s wolf parts.

Emile quickly explains the situation to Remy and reassures none of the monsters will hurt him.

Logan asks Emile what he’s doing there, and Emile explains he and Remy went out and bought him some things he might need or had been missing out on.

Logan thinks he means a few books of his or other small things, but nope!

Remy’s family is loaded, and so he and Emile went out and bought them a TV, DVD player, dvds, a couple laptops and tablets, a wifi router, and they say they’ve got some people coming to install electrics into the place so all the stuff works.

Logan is blown away, and refuses to take any of it, it’s too much.

Unfortunately, Emile insists. Also, Roman comes back in and is like “I CAN FINALLY WATCH THESE DISNEYS PATTON HAS BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT! WE ARE TAKING IT!”

As they’re bringing stuff in, Emile and Remy get to meet all the other monsters.

Emile gets on really well with Patton, bonding over their love of cartoons, while Remy just gets more and more shook with everyone he meets.

The two stay the night, and the next day, usher the monsters out.

It’s only logical they deal with the electric employees. The monsters would just scare them.

So, Patton takes the monster fam to the graveyard to show them his grave while they’re out. (And see if any of his family have visited it since he left.)

After seeing Patton’s grave, Roman excitedly takes them to the mausoleum where his tomb lays.

However, something catches Logan’s eye. He points it out to Ethan as well.

There is a mausoleum identical to Roman’s not too far from it.

Curious, the two go inside.

The interior is like Roman’s, only the dead flowers are green, not red, and a morning star is leant on the wall beside the tomb.

Logan steps forward, going to open the tomb, when Roman suddenly flies in front of him.

“Get away from there! You must never open this, okay?! It’s extremely important, never ever! You will unleash horrible dark forces!”

He continues to rant, but Logan and Ethan’s focus doesn’t stay on him very long.

The lid of the tomb is slid off. The decayed corpse inside sits up, leaning on the side of the tomb and listening to Roman ramble on.

The corpse - the zombie - looks a lot like Roman, except it has a moustache and it’s outfit is black and green instead of white and red.

The zombie stops watching Roman, reaching over and picking up the morning star. It raises it up, before bringing it down through Roman.

“Oh darn... I forgot you were incorporeal...”

Part 7

Taglist: @i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing @spookilyfingergunsoutofexistence @urielthealienboio @mining-pup @jinxtheminx500 @youre-lazy-and-youre-gay0-0 @mycatshuman @mirror2thespirit @bookwyrminspiration @deathshadowrules @yalltookmyurlideas @theunknoen69 @onelargemcbitch @ask-emrald @the-geek-gurl @phantomstar10 @ironwoman359 @starryfansquid @dogwithpants @alchemicrogue @pixie--perfect @ab-artist @stellar-blue-bird @lemonyellowlogic @iampengwing @too-attached-to-fiction @indigo-the-neko @letsmoonkid @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @rachybug2290 @aroundofapplesauce @poems-art-darkness-n-more @starrycari @ultrafangirlishness-blog @althea-udaku

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides logan #sanders sides roman #sanders sides virgil #virgil sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides patton #sanders sides deceit #deceit sanders #remus sanders #sanders sides remus #sanders sides au #au #monster au #zombie!remus #werewolf!logan #vampire!virgil #ghost!roman #skeleton!patton #witch!deceit #emile picani #dr emile picani #remy sanders #sleep sanders

[transromansanders]

Dinos

A/N: based on this post. Patton and Deceit are the parents, you can't change my mind.

Word Count: 184

Ships: It's all platonic, mostly platonic Anxceit

Warnings: Deceit (sympathetic)

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Deceit looked up as he heard small feet tromping down the stairs, setting aside his knitting. As he was currently watching all of the children while Patton was helping Thomas, he was prepared for just about anything.

Except maybe Virgil carrying a book almost as big as he was and bouncing excitedly. "Dee! Dee!"

"Um, yes, Virgil?"

"Pwateosauwus!" Virgil exclaimed, holding out the book.

"Huh?"

Logan poked his head in from the playroom (from which Deceit could hear Roman and Remus screaming at each other). "He wants you to read him the section on the Plateosaurus," he informed Deceit helpfully.

"Oh," Deceit said, taking the book, the cover of which read 'My First Big Book of Dinosaurs,' "I can't do that at all."

Virgil scrambled up onto the couch next to Deceit, still bouncing.

The book was organized alphabetically, so it didn't take Deceit long to find the particular entry Virgil wanted. He began to read, and Virgil was absolutely entranced.

When he was done, Virgil squealed, then scrambled to grab the book, turning the pages quickly. "Twicewatops, twicewatops!"

Deceit chuckled. "Sounds awful, Virge."

-

@under-the-blue-moonlight @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @twilight-glow

General Taglist: @februaryfun @msu82 @roman-sing-despacito @veiledabnigate @minamishipsit-secondround @thegaypasta @urielthealienboio @quoth-the-sparrow @woorenergy @sippinyotearsliketea @gamerfreddie

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction #platonic anxceit #virgil sanders #deceit sanders #kid!virgil #ts deceit #ell writes

[ferretbitexo]

Princely Baking (Royality)

My first baking experience with my first girlfirend who was raised with American Christmas baking was my inspiration for this one... kinda miss her. Can't even look at crinkles without tearing up...

Anyway... I posted twice in the span of hours. NICE!!!

Prompt: Your OTP making Christmas Cookies together.

NO WARNINGS! JUST FLUFF!

.

The holidays were approaching which had gotten Thomas in the mood. In turn, it got Patton in a cheery mood. Cheery enough to start the day with a bit of baking.

He rushed to the Mindscape kitchen to start off. But he wasn’t in the mood for any chocolate chip cookies at that time. Instead, the image of crinkles popped into his head and he got started.

The scent of butter and vanilla were probably boyfriend magnets, because the moment Patton set them into a bowl, He felt two muscular arms wrapped around his waist along with humming of Love Is An Open Door.

“Greetings, love! That smells incredible.” Roman complimented, planting a kiss on Patton’s cheek.

Roman could’ve sworn he felt his heart melt when his boyfriend giggled and greeted him good morning.

“Anything I could do, Love? I wanna help.” Roman insisted.

“Ro, you could fold this for me!” Patton exclaimed.

“Why certainly!” Roman said and rolled up his sleeves. He took the bowl and wooden spatula and gently fold the batter like Patton taught him a while back.

“Oh wait!” Patton said and Roman stopped stirring. He dropped a few drops of red food coloring in the batter and gave it back to Roman to continue folding. Roman couldn’t help but smile when he realized what they were making.

After the batter was prepared cooled and in the oven, Patton put in sugar, cream cheese and vanilla into a mixer. While the mixer was turning, Roman dipped his finger into the bowl.

“Roman!” Patton scolded but Roman didn’t mind it. He instead tasted the cream.

“Love! The is great!” Roman exclaimed. He dipped his finger again into the cream. “Try it.”

Patton opened his mouth, and instead of tasting the cream, he felt a cool foam on his nose.

“Roman!” He yelled, causing Roman to laugh. “Pat, you’re adorable.”

Patton dipped his finger into the batter as well. “Gah!” Roman yelped when Patton rubbed the cream into his cheek.

Patton laughed so hard and was grabbed and wrapped by Roman. He squeezed all the laughter out of Patton until he was reduced to a few rounds of giggles. That was when Roman stooped in for a kiss that the both indulged in for longer than they should’ve.

They only broke off when Patton crashed back to earth after being so high up. “Roman, Cookies!” He said and jumped off his boyfriend’s arms.

As he watched his boyfriend fill out and assemble the Red Velvet Christmas Crinkles, Roman couldn’t help but be absolutely thankful to Thomas for blessing him with the best boyfriend ever.

Outside of the Mindscape, Thomas felt the unnatural urge to bake along with the spontaneous feeling of euphoria.

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TAGLIST❤

@shadowjag

@i-love-my-dark-strange-sons

@wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

@notall2gether

@phantom-moonfire

@lostonehero

@awkward-child-of-satan

Tell me if you wanna be added or removed!❤

#royality #ts patton #ts roman #sanders sides #patton sanders #roman sanders #christmas prompts #fluff writing prompt #fluff #baking #this brings so much memories back...

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Based off of Y’allsehood au by @stop-it-anxiety uwu

Ships: Logicallity (mostly), platonic Prinxiety? (any ship can be seen if you look hard enough really)

Main idea: Spooky magic cowboy logicallity meme but angst (I’m gonna keep calling it this). Actual answer- old west au where Logan become sheriff and fights with Remus

All warnings: Supernatural powers(twins/Logan/Deceit), violent unsympathetic Remus, major character death(s), abusive relationship (twins), beating, guns/weapon usage, referenced shootings, kidnapping, hallucinations, drinking, sympathetic Virgil, neutral Deceit? (not really sympathetic or non but he’s a “criminal” vigilante sort of?), anxiety attack, unsympathetic Logan, spoilers to Hamilton and Heathers (some people wait to listen to it until they see the show so beware spoilers there’s a lot of musical references),

Characters: Known 6+Remy (referenced- Character!Thomas and Picani)

Word count: tbd (at least 3,000 so far)

POV: 3rd

CHARACTERS/ROLES

Thomas- The old Sheriff (died challenging Remus to a fight he couldn’t win, they pushed it too far and Remus killed him)

Logan- The new Sheriff (replaces Thomas and continues his work trying to defeat Remus)

Patton- Deputy (Thomas and Logan’s partner in law that went on adventures with both of them) (is babey)

Remus- Most Wanted (town’s most wanted criminal, Remus has hurt a lot of people in town and is most known for murder and violence against his brother)

Roman- Damsel In Distress™ (Remus’ #1 victim of all his shenanigans, he’s really quiet because of the abuse) (also babey)

Virgil- Tavern Owner (he knows almost everyone’s secrets and knows a lot about Remus through experience and he is the only one Roman trusts enough to tell what happened to him with Remus)

Deceit- Criminal (Deceit is a criminal like Remus but never has killed anyone like he has. He’s not as known so he can get away with more (less extreme) things without being caught since everyone’s attention is on Remus and Logan)

Remy- Sassy southern crossdresser that’s about it but we love him (he helps Logan with detective work in a few scenes)

Picani- Logan’s past deputy (he be dead like Thomas but no spoilers friend)

Updated taglist: @cats-fandom-universe-room @ramsiasofthesea @emmydragon @krisdoesart @rainbab @jade7he9em @idunnosong @mr-candalous @lexilucacia @royalnerd829 @not-in-my-good-gucci-household @optimistic-violinist @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @winterrs-child @stop-it-anxiety @canvas-the-florist @monstercupcake61176 @katie-the-noble-fangirl @flowersheep @ms-top-hat @skruffy901 @idkwhyimhere0o0 @laytonsartblog @starryfirefliesbloggo @remusthedukeofdeodorant @thecatchat @znikitrash @awkwardandanxiousfander @nowletmeseeyourkezzhands @prox-xima @artist-of-insanity @hela-daughter-of-loki @sanders-stuffs @delphionix @spooksfromhalloween @username-patton-pending @yalltookmyurlideas @elvis-has-been-dug @illogically-paranoid @call-me-paxton *wooww that’s a lot of people oh dang* *a few people asked a really long time ago when I first had the idea to write it so if you want to be taken out let me know*

Playlist (cuz I like music): (playlist warnings: unsympathetic Remus, spoilers to Hamilton, Heathers, and Bendy ATIM if you watch the music videos, violent lyrics, songs from horror games/films)

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TWO

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*i don’t know how many chapters there will be yet*

#ooo im so excited for this #y’allshood fic

[impalasquiptyseven]

Pass the happy!🌻🌈When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications

Thanks for asking! Ummm

All starkid musicals, they are all full of bops and jams, especially TGWDLM!

Cake, it's delicious, and this includes cheesecake! Yep, I am ace so of course I love cake!! 💜🖤

Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides, and everything else he creates. He never fails to put a smile on my face

My friends both online and irl for cheering me up and always being there

Cats, the animal not the film 😂

I am awful at passing these on through ask boxes so I'll tag people instead: @haus-of-starkid @hauntedfiremilkshake @ub-sessed @sassyshoulderangel319 @ell-pull @pampkinking @extratheathergay @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @nimbus-meh-112 @xallihufflepuffx

[eeby-the-mcdeeby]

Tagged by @pastelglitchesxx thank u :D

RULES: Answer these 20 questions and tag 20 other bloggers you want to get to know better

Name: I don't like sharing my real name on social media but my current "official social media name" is Doxion Somo

Nicknames: Doxi, Remix/Riimix, Rat/The Rat, Eggface

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Height: average

Languages: English, bits and pieces of about ten others though

Nationality: Welsh/British

Favourite Season: Spring atm but that might just be bc I'm looking forward to it

Favourite Flower: Crocuses!!!!!

Favourite Scent: idk - I'm kind of scared of smelling things because of my ocd. I guess like, nature, peaceful calm nature, and good food. Actually I had some patchouli and sandalwood soap recently, that smelled quite nice, so maybe that.

Favourite Colour: Blue

Favourite Animal: Cats

Favourite Fictional Character(s): Sonic, Virgil

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: out of those, tea, but I'm not big on any of them

Average Sleep Hours: my sleeping schedule is quite literally non-existent, but if I had to guess, maybe 12 hours?

Dog or cat person: cat

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: just one duvet

Dream Trio: idk

Blog Established: 2015 - I think it was August but I'm not sure

Followers: 214 rn

Random Fact: I grew up thinking th was pronounced like f/v - I think it's some kind of lisp? Although I learnt eventually how to pronounce th "properly" due my language enthusiasm, it's still more natural for me to consider them the same. When other people speak, I don't notice a difference unless I'm focusing. When I speak, although I can tell a difference because it's me saying it, I still tend to mess up a lot because I'm not used to using it, what tends to happen is that it's still normal for me to say everything as f/v, but because I know that there are words that are supposed to be th, my mind scatters in th sometimes, and although often it'll be right, sometimes it'll be on an actual f/v word and I find it amusing when that happens. So like I might say "thind" instead of find for example, lol. Anyway yeah I have a weird lisp thing. :D

I will tag: @wigsnatchedhoteltrivago @dabookwormcat @canvas-the-florist @writingfeedsthedarkestones @kyuubicore @gay-shit-and-stars @omgsomeonesomewhereonearth @aroace-space-case @musicmaniac94 @just-a-little-anxious @mumbling-spook @doyouhaveleaftickets @skelekitty42 @sanders-sister @gay-matty-boi @willowaudreykeyes @accidentally-logince @flying-bastard-lizard @leafy-autistic @imnotcrazy-i-swaer

#rat's posts #tag game

[ferretbitexo-fic-den]

Dysphoria Days (Intrulogical)

Summary: Remus is there to help his boyfriend during these trying times

Pairings: Romantic Intrulogical

Tw: gender dysphoria, unintentional homophobia, swearing

Notes: Trans Logan and a very, very sweet Remus own my life. Plus me self projecting once more.

Remus wheelied around the grocery store in his shopping cart, not minding the confused looks he received. He was just glad he could finally get some shopping without anyone nagging at him.

With his cart full, he boosted the shopping cart, hitting the cash register rather abruptly. The cashier sighed, not new to Remus’ antics.

“That’ll be a hundred-seventy, Rem.” Virgil sighed. Remus grinned and slid his credit card on the counter.

The lady behind Remus, who looked about nearing her fifties, said to him, “Your girlfriend is absolutely lucky, young man.”

Virgil buried his face on the counter as he saw the shit eating grin Remus gave the lady before he wheelied away without a response.

Seriously! What more does he have to do?! Were the crop top and fishnet stockings not enough?! Did he have to wear an ID on him?

He screamed as he put the goods in the trunk of the car. “BITCH I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL, OKAY?!”

The other people in the parking lot stared while a few cheered. “Yas! Same!”

His shit eating grin faded into a more cheerful one at that response.

While driving, it took him every piece of his actual gut not to hit each driver that went below the speed limit.

“Move it, bitches! Some people have somewhere to be!” He slammed his fist against the car’s horn.

As he pulled up to his apartment, he felt rather agitated, clutching the bags filled to the brim with sweets and treats, stumbling his way to the door.

He ran into the kitchen and placed the items clumsily on the table and ran to his bedroom, where the love of his life laid on the bed clutching his stomach.

“Hey Lo, I’m home!” Remus said, laying on the bed beside his lover. “You okay, honeybear?” Remus hated a lot of things, but not as much as seeing Logan being tortured by his own body.

Logan smiled as he felt his boyfriend snuggle up and bury his face on Logan’s neck. “Better, now that you’re here.”

“Still hurts, Lo-down?” Remus asked, peppering the boy in his arms.

“Slightly, but your presence seemed to have lessen the inflammation. It’s nothing to worry about.” Logan whispered.

“Of course, I’ll worry! Let me worry!” Remus whined. “Oh by the way, I got six jars of Loganberry Crofters.”

Logan was slightly startled. “Dear, I think that’s a bit above and beyond.”

Remus chuckled. “It better be! I had to stand three minutes talking to a harlot who called me straight!”

“You didn’t have to…” Logan turned to press against Remus’ chest.

“Ha! If you think Crofters were all I got you, you’d be wrong!” Remus grinned, snuggling Logan tighter.

“Oh dear, you didn’t have to…” Logan began before he was cut off.

“Nah ah, Lo. We’re in this together! I bring whatever you need while you bleed!” Remus kissed Logan’s nose.

Logan chuckled heartily. He knew he could stand this with Remus. He knows this.

“By the way, dysphoria hitting you bad?” Remus asked concerned.

“It doesn’t matter…” Logan sighed.

“Bullshit…” Remus whispered. “I’m here for you. You know that, right?” He gave a small peck on his boyfriend’s lip.

“I love you, Lolo…” Remus sighed. He stroked Logan’s hair in the most gentle way possible. He wasn’t sure he was capable of such domesticity, and he blamed Logan for it.

“I love you, too Ree. Thank you.” Logan held a tear back as he felt safe in his lover’s arm.

TAGLIST❤

@shadowjag

@wigsnatchedhoteltrivago

@notall2gether

@i-love-my-dark-strange-sons

@phantom-moonfire

@lostonehero

@awkward-child-of-satan

@gigitheimposter

@ashtonbby2

@lokiamorstuffs

@eeveeeclair246

@janus-the-sassy-snek-boi

Tell me if you wanna be added or removed!❤

#intrulogical #trans logan #tw gender dysphoria #fluff #hurt/comfort #intrusive thot #intrusiveduke #ts logan #logan sanders #ts remus #remus sandes #tw swearing #tw menstruation

[jessicakennedy957]

The Crofters Catastrophe Part 1

Warnings: dad jokes and remus just being down right weird

Pairings: None

Summary: Remus is shoplifting crofters when he gets caught by an employee pouring it in his pants roman gets mad and they have to make a run for it but they dont get very far.

It was a Friday afternoon, Roman went to the crofters store while the others did what they needed to do, but today was different because Deceit and Remus joined them all. Deceit waited in the car while remus joined Roman shopping in the crofters store. While they are in the store Roman suddenly looses sight of Remus and couldnt find him until, he walked down one of the isles and saw Remus, pouring jars apon jars of crofters down his pants. "Remus!" Roman yelled atracting the attention of the employees "What the hell do you think your doing!".

"Its just a little thing called thef-" Reumus was inturrupted by an employee shouting "THEIF!" Roman stared at Remus for a split second before both of them bolting out of the store and heading towards the car park. When they make it to the car park everyone is waiting none of them knowing what Remus just did apart from deceit.

"START THE CAR!" Remus yelled as him and Roman were starting to get closer to the car.

"I knew this was a bad idea" virgil said as he began to slip of his seat onto the floor as if he didnt want to be seen with these people."WHY DID YOU DO THAT REMUS!" Roman roared at him "THAT HAS TO BE THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!"

"WHAT IS GOING ON!" Exclaimed Logan Confused as to why Roman was now Screaming at Remus."Remus robbed the crofters store and poured the jars down his pants, Romans mad at him for it, Deceits the get-away driver, Virgil is questioning his existance and I found a dollar" Patton said alot more cheerfully than he shoud of as at that moment Roman and Remus throw Themselves into the car and Deceit takes of as fast as he can go, throwing eveyone against the backs of their seats. However they didnt get to far before getting caught and arrested.

"Why did you do it" the officer asked Remus, Remus had a slight grin on his face as he had just texted Remy to come bail them out, all he had to do was stall until he arrived.

"I DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE" Virgil Exclaimed unaware to the fact that Remus had texted Remy to bail them out, infact nobody knew. Ten minutes later they are all sitting in a holding cell Remus waiting apon Remy's arrival. All of a sudden the doors burst open and in walks remy starbies in one hand and a pile of cash in the other, he slams the cash down on the officers desk and exclaimed "I'll be waiting in the car for them so be quick about it" and walked out the door that he had just burst through seconds ago.

As they all began to make their way out to the car Roman is still yelling at Remus, when they get to the car remy said " Get in b* were going napping" with a grin on his face, as they all climb inside Remy hears this from Roman "Thanks for bailing us out, That must have cost alot".

" Hey its fine You guys were innocent and Remus didnt know any better". Remy said while he began to drive them home. "HEY!" Screamed Remus " Dont patronise me!" And then in a brilliant moment of patton hearing this he yelled " You mean PANTronise"he began to laugh.

"OH COME ON!"

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Monster AU Part 4

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Prince Roman is the heir to a throne. His parents had to choose between him and his twin brother, and chose him to be their successor.

However, it seems his twin isn’t so happy with their decision. While their parents are away on a diplomatic meeting at another kingdom, Roman’s twin raises an army and invades, planning to kill his brother and take over the kingdom.

Roman and his twin come face to face in battle. Roman tries to convince his brother to stop the war, but fails.

So, they fight. Finally, Roman plunges his sword into his twin’s stomach...

Just as his brother’s morning star hits his head. It kills his body instantly.

His soul, however, persists. He lives on as a ghost.

He watches his brother bleed out and die, he watches his parents mourning over their deaths.

He haunts the castle, watching as his kingdom falls to ruins over the centuries.

He stays long after, singing to pass the time.

Then finally, many many years later, he watches as two new people move in and make the castle their home.

He’s so excited! People to talk to, get to know!

But then he realises he could scare them... So, he just watches from a distance.

One of them seems to sleep all day and be awake all night. And if that wasn’t weird enough, Roman sees him capturing animals occasionally, and sucks out their blood with fangs! Ew...

The other, when he thinks he’s alone, takes off the hat he always wears, revealing fluffy wolf ears, and untucks a matching tail from his jeans.

One day, he hears them conversing. Turns out, they’re a vampire and werewolf. And there’s a skeleton there too now!

With the realisation he’s not the only undead monster, he debates revealing himself...

But what if they don’t like it? What if they’re horrified by the fact he’d been watching them the whole time they’d been there?

So, he stays hidden... Until one night when he can’t sleep because there’s a bunch of loud sobbing coming from the room next door of his, and it won’t shut up!

He angrily storms through the wall between the rooms, not caring about the three others seeing him.

“IT IS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING! I’VE BEEN NICE ENOUGH TO LET YOU LIVE IN MY CASTLE, COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN, BY ORDER OF THE PRINCE!”

He phases back through the wall before the others can say anything.

The next morning, the skeleton comes into Roman’s room.

“Hey, sorry about last night, kiddo... It’s just Lo just realised that he killed his parents on a full moon. It upset him quite a lot... He didn’t mean to anger you. To be fair, we didn’t even know you were here. I’m Patton, by the way. What’s your name?”

Roman looks him up and down, before standing. “Prince Roman.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Roman! Say, we were just about to all have breakfast. Well, Logan and Virgil were. No digestive system means I can’t eat... But I still sit with them and talk! You wanna join us?”

Roman considers it, before nodding. “I don’t see why not. I guess I owe that werewolf an apology, after all...”

They go down to the dining hall, Roman properly introducing himself. Logan forgives him, apologising for keeping him awake as well.

And so, Roman is welcomed to the monster family.

Part 5

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