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zorrpu · 5 months
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Blunt Mii irl
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gloopdimension · 7 months
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Biker gorma in this shirt?
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I ABREE. I AGREE. TRUE AS HELL
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askthespybots · 1 year
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#oh she’s sad
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deep-spacediver577 · 9 months
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This is literally the same character:
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stonerzelda · 2 years
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Omg hi… i Love zelda sm and also love weed
Omg kin moments.....💚 thats actually my bio on my resume
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psi-iioniic · 11 days
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diirk iin new upd8 but at what cost
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psychicmisfortune · 4 months
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there ii2 nothiing more platoniically romantiic than helpiing your newfound moiiraiil wiith theiir computer even though iit2 very obviiou2ly fucked up beyond compare. nothiing
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littlestarxmilkyway · 6 months
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I miss the Wii. The news and weather channels, the Virtual Console, how integrated Miis were into stuff. The combined Wii & DS era was so good.
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pirellityres · 10 months
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im listening to british rap rn. sorry
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ritz-writes · 2 months
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did u guys know aziraphale and crowley kissed on screen. thats wiid
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 22 days
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TA: ii colored thii2 1907x815 piixel rectangle black entiirely wiith the 1px wiide penciil tool iin m2 paiint
TG: are those meds like
TG: working
CG: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BUDDY.
CG: WITH STUFF
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missnonu · 3 months
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Nothing makes me happier than a man kneeling in front of me, opening his wallet wiide open ready to be used
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How's scrolling findom going for you ?
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lu-lus-duckies · 1 month
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Sorry, been awake for 24+ hours and ended up falling asleep 😅
Apparently my mind kept all the worm ideas on the back burner so it finished cooking as soon as I woke up, so I'm sharing.
Vox finally manages to get rid of ALL the worms and larvae, but he's careful about not letting Valentino know because there'd be hell to pay for getting rid of his spawns.
So he goes on normally for a few weeks, gets his bitten and broken cables swapped for new ones and think this will be the end of it.
Exept.
He fells empty now.
Physically empty.
This MF unknowingly developed a kink for wriggling bugs inside of him.
And he can't ask Val for more larvaes because then he'd have to tell him that he got rid of his babies.
So where did this bring him?
Right back at the radio tower.
Alastor ties him up and just leave, for hours.
Finally he comes back with an unconscious King of Hell that he ties up with more tentacles next to Vox before leaving again.
He comes back with 4 buckets full of worms, Vox is getting exited but Alastor completely ignores him in favour of talking care of Lucifer.
The broadcast starts.
Alastor straddles the king and slaps his face to wake him up, Lucifer screams and trashes around because he knows what's coming.
Alastor starts stuffing handfuls of worms after handfuls of worms in his face.
Meanwhile Vox's hard as a rock and green with jealousy.
When Al finishes feeding worms to his majesty he sew his mouth shut to stop him from spitting it out.
He turns towards Vox and is abot to step on his face-
exept that he doesn't and keeps teasing Vox by pretending that he's about to get to it but just don't.
The Tv head wriggles like the worms he wants inside of him and whine with pleading eyes, hoping Alastor will take pity on him and will just get to it.
Alastor smiles, put his heeled boot on Vox's chest and crouch (crushing his sternum).
"I'm sorry Vox, I can't possibly give you what you want if I don't know what it is!"
Vox tries to keep quiet, he really does, but he ends up saying in a whiny voice :
"Step on me! Step on me, break me and fill me with worms! Please! Pleasepleasepleaseplease-"
"And why do you want that? Between the worms I put inside of you and your boytoy laying them inside of you, you should have more than enough shouldn't you?"
Alastor's still crushing his lungs, smiling deviously and holding his mic to Vox's mouth so that his answer is loud and clear for their audience.
"I...*sigh* I had them removed"
"Uh-Oh, the Tv even got rid of his boyfriend's spawns?"
"It was painful you frigging bitch!"
"Why ask for more then?"
"*whine* Pleeeeeeaseeee...."
Alastor stands and starts walking back to the King, shivering at the idea of having more worms stuffed in as he'd been trying to not swallow them for all this time.
"I LIKE THE PAIN! I FEEL EMPTY WITHOUT THEM! FILL ME AGAIN, PLEASE!"
"Well, you did say the magic word!"
Alastor walks back to Vox and steps on his head with his heels, breaking it more and more.
He then take one of the biggest shards and uses them to make long cuts on Vox's limbs, and he finally puts the worms in them.
The tentacles restraining his highness start moving and shake him before bringing him on top of Vox.
"Open wiide~!"
Alastor smashes Lucifer's mouth against Vox's and remove the magic seams, allowing his majesty to finally throw up inside of the TV's mouth.
Both "captives" have raging hard ons and Alastor uses Vox's phone to post a picture of their messy selves on Voxtec's official Instagram.
First dislike is 0.001 seconds after posting and it's Valentino's.
(too long?)
firstly, gotta tag the hoes @nunalastor
before I even start reading this, GO TO SLEEP. if you fell asleep, GOOD, let your body fucking rest
after the read: my god was this a fucking read. you're my favorite anon from now on. this shit hit harder than I imagine any drug can. for fucks sake, I am getting SO FUCKING HARD MY GOD-
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puppiitraining · 6 months
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Just curious, but has puppy experimented with inserting objects into their needy puppy-cunt?
Yesss!!!! Puopppyy actually tlooves object insertioon! Onee of my biggest fantasiies or kinks or justt?? enjoyments I guess! Is justt having random objects stuffedd into my puppy holes ♡ seeing what fiits, what can be pushed iin to spread my puppy cunt wiide open.. I've usedd lots of objeects before in desperate puppy ruts where I need to feel stuffed and fulll and cannot wait~ when your pupcunt needs to be stuffed so bad it aches and you wanan cry until you're stuffedd you will get anYTHING in there ♡ eheh
As long as make iiit safe!!! Ofc! Hwwwnenh
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inutaffy · 3 months
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i havent told him but like on tuesday i noticed my bf looked at me and his pupils were blown out wiide like a cat. he does not know ive noticed this😭
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