#wild.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Ready to go on an adventure, mate?

Tubbo: [In an overly-enthusiastic anime protagonist voice] You know it, Crow Father! Anything for you!

Phil: PFTTT– [Pretends to vomit] I threw up in my mouth a little bit, Jesus Christ.

Tubbo: Sorry, sorry. Like I said, it's been 20 days. I just get- I just- I accidentally called Foolish "building daddy" last night, so like, it's been- I'm just slowly losing it.

Phil: [Leaning into his mic] WHAT?

Tubbo: Sometimes it just pops out uncontrollably! I like– I suppress it normally, but I'm overdue some cringe, you know? I'm overdue in doing some cringeworthy sht. You know what I mean?

Phil: [Still laughing] That's wild.

Tubbo: Do you not think Foolish is building daddy?

Phil: That's wild!

Tubbo: No it is wild, I know. I'm disgusting, I'm gross, I'm gross and disgusting. I'm gonna go back to go back to my backpack, one sec.

Phil: Oh my god.

#Philza #Tubbo #QSMP #Phil #March 20 2024 #Wild. #Edited

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

crunching on the "No, it doesn't read my mind, it just knows me really well" line from SC, as the answer to ART's casual ability to sometimes respond to Murderbot's *narration.*

I feel like it happens a few times in AC and NE, and I always thought it was because either MB's narration is based off a log it keeps somewhere that ART has access to, or it somehow communicates the thoughts to ART in some feed-brain weird-bot-shenanigans way. But no, it's just that ART knows Murderbot that well. ART just understands how Murderbots brain works and knows where it's thoughts are most likely to go.

#theyre friends your honour #once again weak at the knees about MB and ARTs friendship #also i love it when ART reacts to MBs narration. its so interesting #like narration is supposed to be for the narratee (if they exist) and the reader and thats kinda it #but no MBs narration is also for ART. in real time. #wild. #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #ART/the perihelion #whoops forgor to post this. enjoy some outdated sc content everyone

[ecoamerica]

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[misspoetree]

It's Joker & Harley Quinn y'all

#wild. #only friends the series #ofts ep8 #ofts spoilers #ofts + text post #ofts mew #ofts ray #text post meme #ofts

[hogoflight]

directly taken from my dad being feral. But considering hunter god and excellent dexterity & hand-eye coordination as well as maybe a little bit of future sight, what if. Austin Lake: DANGIT there’s a fly here! Apollo: don’t worry, dear! (He waits. Poised.) (The fly moves and Apollo catches it in his cupped hands.) Austin: Apollo: Austin: Apollo: would you like to hear it? Austin: Apollo: (holds his hands up to Austin’s ears.) Austin: it’s buzzing. Apollo: sure is, kiddo.

#Wild. #apollo #austin lake #dadpollo #hunting #”the trick is to predict where it’s going” #“I learned to do this because I was afraid it would interrupt everyone during exam time” #“No I didn’t think scaring the fly off would be easier” #toa

[gin4kerosene]

All girlboys should smoke

#hes literally me btw #smoking in the boys tomb #wild. #ryan ross #ryro #pre split panic #patd #the young veins #tyv #pretty odd

[thebaffledcaptain]

Snapshots from Washington’s 292nd birthday weekend at Dey Mansion. My coolest takeaway is that I can officially say I’ve slept in Washington’s 1780 office!

#wild. #if I can think of enough funny stuff to make a list I’ll post about it #historical reenactment #amrev #revwar #god save the cheshire regiment #this is your captain speaking #dey mansion

[hbmmaster]

for as long as I can remember "glass is a liquid" hay been my go to example of a "common misconception". and like, knowing what common misconception means you'd think that it wouldn't be too surprising to see examples in the wild of people believing it and yet

#not the 20k note glass is a liquid tumblr text post #I'm sure a lot of those notes are from reblog refuting it. but still just casually scrolling through the notes #people keep saying ''yeah that's why stained glass is thicker at the bottom'' #wild. #hbmmaster

[sonic-adventure-3]

ouuuhuhoho bitter and shadow …..

here he is!!

#my art #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #sth #palette reqs #finally getting to more of these hfajdsjfsjs #i’ve been working on this in like 15 minute sessions off and on for the last week for some reason #weird for me cause i usually do stuff in 1 sitting or like 3 max #wild.

[losersimonriley]

chapter notes for sundowning thank you for entertaining me when I’m spiralling into depression

#ghostsoap #I think the first draft will be done soon #wild. #gonna need a lot of editing with the second draft but. yeah #sundowning fic #wips

[nockfellblues]

I have two requests! So firstly, can I request Hellsing Ultimate but with Alucard and Sir Integra pining after the same person (reader)?

Aaah absolutely! Thanks to a kind donation, I’m the proud owner of an actual keyboardddd. I’m still adjusting sooo. If there are typos, no there aren’t 👍

Warnings: None!

“Ugh, this display is revolting.”

Alucard didn’t even bother hiding the amused snort at Integra’s words, idly leaning against the wall behind her, not even pretending to be the least bit interested in the current function they were attending. Some ostentatious soirée of old money families and crown boot-lickers putting on their best displays of ass-kissing to keep their names in the Crown’s good graces. Posturing. Boring.

Currently he was acutely aware of y/n’s nervous laughter as some puffed-up lord’s son-or-other tried to sweet-talk them for what had to be the fifth time tonight. He had to applaud the boy’s gall, if nothing else, as they were most definitely out of the boy’s league. Being the god-child of the Queen of England made them, by all definitions, unobtainable; but their questionable origin had definitely made them absolutely off-limits. No one ever truly questioned the sudden appearance of a mysterious royal god-child; god knows there’s always a royal cousin creeping from the woodwork somewhere. That was, until it came to the Hellsing Organization’s attention that said-child was indeed much more strange than just their circumstances. After all, it wasn’t often that the crown would willingly board a Damphir within the royal palace.

To The Queen’s credit, she had the sense to ask Integegra’s, and by proxy Alucard’s, help with ensuring they were well-versed in their heritage before being allowed to wander the halls of England’s seat of power and be sat at the Queens right hand. Intrigue turned to true curiosity and the newcomer was accepted, taken in, taught and educated appropriately.

What a mistake that had been on both Alucard and Integra’s parts.

They were captivating in both mind and power, and Alucard was beside himself- a Damphir was thought an impossibility, much less one from such an old and powerful line of vampiric lineage. They were powerful, elegant, alluring, viciously smart, and loyal to a fault. Within the year they spent under the Hellsing Organizations watch, y/n had Alucard pinned under their pretty little finger- and Integra too.

Though she’d deny it with every fiber of her being, Integra was hopelessly pulled in by the damphir’s natural charm. It was almost cute, if not for the fact that it made them technically rivals of a sort. He couldn’t deny he loved to watch his master silently pine over this pretty little thing. She would lose all focus on what she was doing with them in the room- completely lose the tight grip on her frigid countenance when they would playfully joke with her. To say Integra was enamored would be an understatement. In all the time he had known her, Integra had never shown even a thimble of the interest she had in y/n.

Both of them were hopelessly infatuated with this unique creature that had stumbled into their lives and was utterly and completely off limits to them in terms of a relationship beyond acquaintance . Not only because of their lineage and ties to the crown- but because they had become quietly engaged to a certain bumbling blonde Vampiress they both knew all too well.

True, either of them could have stepped in and ended the relationship at any time; been selfish and cruel and stolen them away for themselves. But as much as they’d deny it outright, they loved Seras beyond words. How could they deny her the happiness she had found in all of the hell they dealt with?

Eyes drifting over the crowd, Alucard sighed, catching the eyes of Walter as he approached with Integra’s next drink. Wine seemed all they were supplying tonight and Integra had groused the whole first hour that there was nothing harder than, “bloody juice,” to get her through this socialite-styled torture.

“You’re a godsend, Walter,” She thanked him quietly, chin in her hand as she swirled the deep burgundy wine.

“Not at all, ma’am. How is poor y/n doing with that young chap? Trenton, was it?” He adjusted his gloves , setting into place besides Integra.

She chuckled, “He’s still at them. Good thing poor Seras isn’t here yet or she’d have had him unconscious in a broom closet and hour ago. I think they’ve blown him off a good three times now-“

“Six, actually,” Alucard supplied with a grin, spotting them from between bodies as they escaped the bull-headed boy towards the entrance. As if sensing his interest, their eyes met his before bouncing between Integra and Walter, their smile widening nearly imperceptibly as they gave a small wave. Behind them a pair of gloved hands reached for their own, a certain Police Girl finally making her demure entrance at last. His grin slipped to something bittersweet as y/n turned and the two met each other half way, foreheads together as they shared a quiet laugh in greeting. With hushed voices they moved the the outskirts of the party to avoid anymore would-be “suitors” and enjoy the evening in peace.

Alucard was brought back by Integra’s quiet sigh. He knew the sound all too well and watched as she pointedly avoided looking back to the entrance.

“As I said: Revolting.”

--*-*-*—

Wahooo- its been forever since I’ve written Alucard. And I’ve never gotten to try a hand at Integra. I really hope you enjoyed. I wanted the ending a little bitter-sweet and I do think they’d both be willing to sacrifice their own happiness for the sake of dear Seras ;-; Thanks again for your request! I’m working on the other one too! c:

#Hellsing x reader #alucard x reader #sir Integra x reader #Integra x reader #Seras x reader #can you imagine alucard being your wingman #wild. #my writing

[mimiri22-6]

Y'know, after watching Good Omens, it really opened my eyes to Just how Very Gay Yuri on Ice Really was. That shit GAY AF. Every moment of physical contact, the rings, everyone's reactions to them all the time, the "break" scene, the "break up" scene, Every Look shared between them, the banquet, VICTOR GOING TO YURI A YEAR LATER WITH ONE VIDEO UNDER HIS BELT AFTER THINKJNG ABOUT HIM FOR ALMOST A YEAR (not) STRIAGHT?! Guys.

We were born to watch Victuuri

#yoi #yuri on ice #victurri #gomens #good omens #like guys. GUYS. #it's SO fucking GAY #OMGOSH #HOW COULD I FORGET #THE AIRPORT SCENE #THAT WAS GAY AS F #LIKE #IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTEXT ANYMORE #in 2016?! #Wild.

[dapper-nahrwhale]

A fact that feels fake but is real is that ten was the first doctor to have brown eyes what do you meeaaannnn. But no it's true I looked what

#dw #doctor who #like hwat. how has the doctor not had big sad wet brown eyes before what????? huh??????. #wild.

[shoezuki]

My psych class started n this prof starts by showing us how he accidentally sent an email complaining bout our classes startin early this year to all other profs in the department than he told us how he was playin fortnite all winter break and his fortnite username in case we get killed by him and now we are discussing lethal company

#wild. #this class is on conditioning btw

[skaziver]

jeremy heere doodles bc i have nothing else to post and i am incredibly normal about this guy (lying)

#bmc #broadway bmc #be more chill #jeremy heere #will roland #my art #stares at the playhouse square jeremy i've had sitting on my doodle canvas for weeks. somebodys gotta keep the jeremy heere tag alive. #... ive totally been subconsiously combining scott folan and wrol jeremy in my head huh. thats where this design came from? #wild.

[shadowgasps]

TWO NAT 20'S???? WITH DISADVANTAGE??? ON A WATER JUG PERFORMANCE?????

#wild. #worlds beyond number #twelve brooks #txt #mine

[peiro-usagi-art]

honestly just found this so funny

#the way he said it #the immediate attempt at exit #wild. #i was honestly not gonna post this here but #im literally not allowed to post it in TSBS server so #here ya go? #sams #tsams #sams earth #sams eclipse #the sun and moon show eclipse #the sun and moon show earth #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #dca #daycare attendant #eclipse #earth #peiro art