#will i ever shut up about this show

[the-holy-ghosted]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

#the heron giveth #the terror #alright here come the funny tags #bridglar #briglar #people spell it both ways i think. ill do both hujst to be safe #henry peglar #john bridgens #uh um um. uh #peglar x bridgens #THIS FEELS WEIRD. TO TYPE #bridgens x peglar #alright im done good GRIEF #this isnt even that extreme compared to the shit people are putting on ao3 about these two. god. #anyways hi ive watched this show maybe 7 or 8 times? only just recently have i gotten hooked on them #the scripts make me go nuts too. ''they were lovers in their pasts'' shut the fuck up dont say that to me ill start crying #this is the most risque thing i have ever posted on here #getting out of the fandom game for a while rewired my brain i have to get weird again. and boy do they make me feel weird ! #i have a number of terror mutuals who r gonna go nuts over this. fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me style #this looks blurry posting it hopefully tumblr doesnt crunch the shit out of the quality anyways im done typing goodbye

[shoepolishpolice]

THIS LOOK ALONE DESERVES EVRY FUCKING AWARD AVAILABLE FREDDY CARTER IS AN IMPECCABLE ACTOR

#I will never ever shut up about how great of an actor he did #he saved this fucking show #freddy carter #kaz brekker #shadow and bone #shadow and bone series 2 #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[superstarshowcase]

gloomtown tour nyc + boston photo dump for tumblr :)))))

#image 1 is votg walk where he paused directly in front of me and i will never shut up about it ever #i do not usually share concert pics here but these shows were especially life changing so enjoy #idkhow #dallon weekes #idkhbtfm

[masonjarart]

“All I want is when we win a match, to be able to kiss my fella the same way the guys get to kiss their girls.”

#I’m never gonna shut up about this #I adore this show I don’t think I’ve ever been this devastated by a show ending #ted lasso fanart #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #colin hughes fan art #colin hughes

[around-your-throat]

my ass is not getting into heaven with these pink haired pete wentz pictures on my computer dawg 🤣

#sorry if ive been psycho posting for the last few hours #<- actually i have noooo idea what ive been posting maybe i made 3 whole posts but it feels like a lot #was supposed to be working on my resume but ive just been on flickr the whole day #now im on smugmug which.. didnt know people actually use that site #feels like a photospam website. the quantity of pictures from 1 show is more than i see ever #which i guess flickr is like a portfolio thing and smugmug is for posting on your silly blog spot yadda yadda who cares #do you sometimes feel like you can/have to talk constantly and you notice that youre being annoying but you cant stop it from happening #like yesterday i noticed i was just starting a convo every 3 seconds and annoying everyone else. im like that dumb fairy from loz #hey look at this hey did you know hey do you ever think about hey hey hey. like shut the fuck up bitch damn

[jimmyspades]

20 seconds of the Boston Legal cast hitting and kicking me

#are you pregnant shirley? shut up alan! well now I’m aroused. me too. what about me? I have ears! cute ones. all the better to nibble on. #a show NEEDS to be about the sexiest people ever exchanging witty dirty banter. or else what’s the point #boston legal #james spader #alan shore #* #candice bergen #shirley schmidt #john larroquette #carl sack #video #this was an alan shore meets dan fielding moment FR ‼️‼️

[sylvies-kablooie]

from sophia di martino’s instagram story

+ link to her sylvie playlist:

#you don’t understand how excited i am about this!!!!!!! #loki series #loki #loki tv show #loki show #loki tv #loki s2 #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #Spotify #i Will never shut up about this. EVER. she did this for ME. #commute to work is about to slay tenfold. #sophia di martino

[becca-e-barnes]

Don't tell anyone but I love the thought of pornstar Bucky's girl asking to do livestreams with him. The thought of him taking the chat's lead?? Or reading the filthy things they're saying?? 🤤

"They're making fun of you, sweetheart." Bucky teases between chaste kisses placed to the soft inside of your spread thighs.

'Is she wet already?' The most recent message in the chat makes you squirm in your seat. Not that you're getting very far. Bucky is quite well known for his skills with a rope but he's left you just enough wiggle room that you can still grind your cunt desperately against the chair beneath you. It's not much relief but it's something.

"Of course she's wet already. Aren't you, baby? It doesn't take our girl long to get herself all worked up when she knows she's being watched." Bucky smirks up at you, his fingers trailing over the slick lace of your panties, gathering just enough of your arousal on his fingertips to show the camera.

'Our girl' doesn't sit right with you but you know it's all for show. You're his girl. Only his. Those people watching on the stream, whoever they are, mean nothing to you. You know he'll remind you of that later too. Reminding you that you're 'his girl', holding your chin so he can look into your eyes while he slides every inch of his length home over and over.

You whimper at the flood of messages into the chat as your viewers respond to the crystal clear evidence of your arousal on your partner's fingers.

'Fuck, she's making a mess.' 'Always such a good girl.' 'What I'd give to be able to taste her.'

The comments run up the screen so quickly you don't have time to read them all.

'She's so desperate, what a good little slut.' 'You've hardly even touched her and I'm already hard.'

"You're right, I haven't really touched her much, have I?" Bucky asks while reaching over for the wand vibrator he'd picked out for this stream. He clicks it on and the toy buzzes to life.

He seems satisfied with the lowest setting for now. Not that you are. That setting is almost always just for warm-up and that's not what you need in that moment.

"Please." You whine, tugging against the restraints, only feeling satisfied when your partner presses the soft, silicone tip to your clit, over your panties.

Everything feels heightened despite the low setting. You've been so turned on for so long that anything at all is welcome.

'Such a pretty little thing.' 'She sounds so hot when she whines like that.'

You hadn't even noticed yourself whining, much less the way you tried to grind yourself pathetically on the toy, trying to feel more than the featherlight touch Bucky was offering you.

You felt Bucky flicking the toy up a speed, startled by the groan that left your own throat. It sounded desperate. It was filthy and unrestrained and totally shameless.

"You like that?" Bucky's voice was all that could tear you out of your own head. He rolled the head of the toy in vertical motions, laughing quietly to himself when the sensation made you gasp.

'She's so loud tonight.'

The commenter wasn't wrong. You knew you were louder than usual, a testament to just how much you found yourself enjoying this.

"Sit still, sweetheart." You hadn't really registered what was happening until after it was done, although you'd agreed it beforehand anyway. Bucky carefully tugged the side of your underwear away from your skin, cutting the lace and then mirrored his actions on the other side. With the pretty blue lace in tatters, your sex was fully on display.

Bucky pulled the fabric free from underneath you, balling it up in his hand before pressing it to your lips.

"Good girl. Take it." You hadn't expected this. Automatically, brattiness takes over, your defiant natures tells you not to do as you're told. You hold out for a second, up until the toy clicks up one more speed and when you gasp in surprise, the panties are pushed past your lips, resting heavily on your tongue and you get to enjoy the taste of your own arousal.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #ps!bucky #bucky barnes smut #Bucky Barnes x reader smut #I have to watch 8 hours of class before tomorrow #thank god I have the option to play the videos at 1.5x speed #I'm desperate for an interesting module #just one #last week I was writing my equality law essay #this week it's mediation #pls let me go back to contracts or something #I have class from 9-5 Monday to Friday this week #with work meetings to fit in around that. and a conference. and some finalising for a week of events that I've planned. #and if anyone ever tries to tell me that postgrad courses are accessible to part time students ever again #I'm showing them this module #BECAUSE AS A PART TIME STUDENT #THIS DOESN'T FEEL VERY PART TIME #I just need somewhere to complain about this so it's going in my tags and then I'll shut tf up about it #I had the most interesting conversation this week #where someone said 'my parents love that you know exactly what you want' #and if that's the impression I give I have terribly misled people #I know what I want to do with my life but this masters won't get me any closer to that career #and spite is lowkey all that's motivating me to finish it

[tcfactory]

I'm pretty certain this is not a new idea, but it's kinda relevant for one of the fics I'm writing, so please consider:

The Northern Demon Kings all have an expiration date, because the ancestral power their clan hoards and covets is poison. Some bear it better and rule for thousands of years before it wears them down. Some are not compatible with this horrid amalgamation of energies and fade quickly. There was the rare occasion when the wannabe king died from trying to assimilate the power and never lived to be officially crowned.

Mobei-jun - not Shang Qinghua's hulky ice demon, but his father - has been slowly, painfully dying since the moment he took on the power of his ancestors.

In canon Linguang-jun tells young Mobei (Qinghua's Mobei, our Mobei) that he should die young like his father. Linguang-jun himself isn't very old, likely no more than 10-20 years older than Mobei, so Mobei-jun probably inherited the throne not long before Mobei was born. Mobei-jun doesn't even rule a full century, in the end. He wastes away from the strain of keeping the ancestral power controlled. He neglects his family. He neglects his kingdom. He withdraws from the public eye except for his appearances at court where he has all the means to keep up the illusion of a strong, if eccentric and lazy king.

The king is dying.

It's a secret that weighs heavily on those who know.

Mobei doesn't know until he has to take over most duties of the fading king and he still doesn't know the cause; he assumes it has to be the result of some poison or assassination attempt. Mobei-jun is too proud to admit what he sees as the consequences of a personal failing to his son, although he does write his thoughts down in a series of journals meant for Mobei to find and read after Mobei-jun has passed.

Linguang-jun knows - how could he not? He was barely a teen when he had to start supporting his brother, picking up the slack in administration and rulership where his brother can't. Him dropping off his young nephew in the human world was an impulsive act of lashing out - a teenager having to do too much for his older brother with too much responsibility, coupled with his very young nephew going through a very clingy/annoying/needy phase made him snap and deal with the stressor he had the ability to deal with: smol Mobei. He regretted it almost immediately, but he couldn't admit that it was because of all the stress he was under (and he couldn't have explained it to his nephew without divulging his brother's state of health, which he swore not to do) so he just doubled down on the assassination attempt angle and then stewed in bitter regret.

Mobei-jun, when he finally becomes king, gets author's favorite blorbo treatment which means he can basically rule until the end of the world if he so pleases, but not without side effects. One cannot hold the cumulated power of a bloodline as ancient and powerful as the Mobei clan without paying the price.

But that's an idea for another day.

#svsss #how do I even tag this?? because it's mostly about the wrong MBJ #also the colored names look silly but I needed one way to differentiate between father and son #I'm not calling SQH's MBJ junior you can't make me #anyway hi I have shitty chronic pain and when it gets really bad I like to shove it onto fictional characters for funsies #idk if these will actually ever show up in the fic or not but this is basically background headcanon for In Tune? #more or less #in which a lot of his family members actually have a lot of conflicting feelings about the old MBJ's slow death #shut up tc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

This one’s about your human au! What kinda life did Wally have before he met Barnaby? :c

no one knows <3

#who's to say! #who's to say.... #he just showed up! and then repeatedly vanished to Somewhere! #where did you come from where did you go.... where did you come from cotton eyed jowally #to my understanding wally is Very good at keeping his mouth firmly sealed when he wants to #and so that carries over into my aus #and as a result! no one knows! wally does not want to share and so he Wont! #tis not for any of us to hear <3 #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #i imagine that barnaby has attempted to ask #and its one of the very few times wally has Immediately shut down a conversation #a straight up very firm slightly testy No. #barnaby: do you ever want to talk about your feelings wally? #wally: no #eddie: i do! #barnaby: i know eddie #eddie: im sad #barnaby: i know eddie.

[isa-ah]

plurals who follow me. describe the headspace as u see it in ur minds eye 🫵

#mine is like a ratty apartment where we all mistly ignore each other like unwilling rommates #theres an ugly couch and stains on the carpet and arthur has a whole rig he sits at & ignores us #the couch is like. the front. mostly me bentley and shy hang out on it but sometimes nicky shows up =') #multiple bedroom doors but they all stay shut. sadly they are not 4 me so idk whats in there #also theres a dark kitchenet in the corner no one ever uses. gross lol #to clarify for people who arent plural. for me anyway it wasnt like a choice of space thats just how it looks #like a fact? i would not have chosen this for myself LOL #its ugly as hell in here #landlord white w stained off white carpeting and dull qhite overcast sunlight coming t #*in thru a foggy window. washed out muted colors nothing pretty or decorated about it 💀

[anubisthe1]

Madara would hate itachi for the reason that he treated sasuke like that alone. He doesn't even need more reasons.

#madara is a family oriented guy #a brother lover #the best older sibling in that show if i had to give awards #madara puts all the blame and responsibility and any little other weight on his shoulders so he would not understand itachi urging his #little brother like that #will i ever shut up in the near future about the uchiha brothers? probably not #its important to me that we bring itachi down as much as possible because some of his fans are scearing me with their ignorance #madara uchiha #anti itachi

[luzity]

holding these amphibia crumbs very close to my heart 

#also some toh crumbs too <3 #i miss them and NO i will not be shutting up about them #if they ever show the calamity trio in chibi form together im gonna CRY!!!!!!! #amphibia #chibiverse #sprig plantar #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #polly plantar #hopidiah plantar #mine #*all

[bigkickguy]

I want roland and vergilius to team up in limbus so much!!!

#kickdraw #limbus company #roland #vergilius #vergland #they could fight so many people at once #i will never shut up about them if roland ever shows up in limbus #vergilius hanging out with one of the seemingly few people he didn't hate from pre-limbus start #they haven't met since that post piano incident aaaa #i think roland would try to help vergilius pursue the dream he had back then

[cmbdragon98]

Shin Hati I am obsessed with you

#shin hati #ahsoka show #ahsoka #star wars #digital art #cass' gay ass art #i dont Care im going to give her an aquiline nose forever it does something soooo good for me #i will never shut the fuck up about this Ever #i love and adore drawing her with this fucking nose oohhhh my gosh

[juiceberg]

What the fuck do you mean we get winter king Simon voiced by fucking brian david gilbert and he gets to sing a wintery ballad with unbelievably gorgeous animation and Simons speech about Bonnie is a projection of his own reality in which he needs to accept himself for the non magical person that he is and Fionnas bisexual????

#this is the show ever #it keeps finding new ways to impress me #and that’s not even mentioning the Marshall and Gary b plot #something about finding love and companionship in a non magical world #something about all the magic in the world can’t come close to the magic of human connection #shut up literally shut up #did I mention #bdg btw #did i #bc what the fuck #that made me scream like I’m not kidding #I love this show #1 billion stars #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake