"Do you possess the Will of Fire, Itachi?"
I think it's more like the Will of Fire possessed him, but...
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Okay so my official ranking of the naruto movies now that i have seen all of them:
Guardians Of The Crescent Moon Kingdom - a solid made-for-TV movie. Enjoyable. Loved the summer outfits. Loved seeing kakashi not give a shit. Fun time.
The Will Of Fire - Kakashi is a big dumb idiot and i love him. He needs to be dragged back home by the ear.
Ninja Clash In The Land Of Snow - honestly probably should be number 2 but i had to make a decision. Excellent fun movie. They wont let the poor actress lady quit her damn job and it's 100% bc Kakashi doesn't know you can quit a job.
Blood Prison - even with the weird sorta transphobia and cavity search this one is still weirdly enjoyable? I have no excuse. I should hate it more than i do.
The Lost Tower - time travel! Grumpy baby kakashi! Father son angst! Enjoyable! Cool creepy villain idea with replacing a whole city of people with puppets. Yamato is in it!
Naruto Shippuden The Movie - an okay movie. Rock lee had a good fight in it and the priestess lady asked naruto to make a baby with her at the end which Kakashi witnessed which made me laugh. I enjoy seeing kakashi astral project into a different dimension to escape uncomfortable situations.
Road To Ninja - gave us menma which was silly and fun. Got to see obito being an extra bitch which is also silly and fun.
Bonds - not a bad movie over-all but Naruto did encourage the like 13 year old girl to confess her love for her (evil) 60 year old teacher??? Loses a lot of points for that.
Legend Of The Stone Of Gelel - okay so i know i have seen this one twice but I can't remember /anything/ from it. It's just a blank to me. So must have been boring. Probably not bad but definitely not good either.
The Last - it's not good. I didn't have fun watching it. Usually when naruto is bad it's at least still fun. But genuinely felt like naruto was under a spell he was just so ??? out of character???? And the misogyny cannot be exaggerated. It was bad.
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Stains and Students (Go Together)
Summary:
Raising children is inevitably messy.
(Tobirama’s life was never all that clean anyway.)
Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: Naruto
Relationship: None
Word Count: 494 (Complete)
Entry for @tbrmweek
Day 5 - February 17: sacrifice | will of fire | pure lands
Kagami looks down at the ink stained fur in his hands.
"Oh gods," Saru is visibly panicking next to him. "Kagami, what do we do?!"
"Confess immediately," Koharu's advice is just as brutal as always. "And beg for forgiveness."
"We can't!" Kagami winces at the idea. "He'll be so angry!"
"Then it's the end," Saru slumps with resignation. "I'm dead, we're all dead. At least we'll see each other in the Pure Lands..."
"I won't." Koharu smirks. "I wasn't the one who spilled sensei's ink."
Read the rest on AO3.
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History changes when we lose the pages we wrote.
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Has everyone seen this?! It’s so amazing, god the new animation has me tearing up it looks so good!!!!
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I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say
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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter
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