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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
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bbbbbbbbatman · 10 months
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Annual Mandatory Batfam Camping Trip
Bruce started the tradition after adopting Dick of going out camping one weekend every summer to try and have a more "normal" family bonding thing
Yes, it is mandatory for all members of the family, even those not currently living in the manor
It is universally hated by all the children except Cass, she thinks it's so fun
Everyone except Dick, Damian, and Cass are all city kids and prefer it that way, thank you very much
Dick was so excited the very first trip and that excitement lasted until approximately one hour into trying to set up the tent (it took nearly two hours total), he's dreaded it every year since but won't say anything bc it makes Bruce so happy
Damian thinks it's unnecessary and uncivilized to sleep on the ground for no purpose other than "fun" (he fails to see what's so fun)
Alfred never goes on this trip, he does a bunch of the packing and prepping and then pushes them all out the door with their bags, Bruce asked if he wanted to come the first year and Alfred said a very polite and British version of "fuck no" and he enjoys his annual weekend off
Barbara was also invited but refused, saying she wasn't technically part of the family and therefore didn't have to go
(Steph tried using the same technicality, but was outvoted by Tim, who wants her to suffer with them, and Cass, who gave her puppy dog eyes, nobody was brave enough to argue with Barbara)
There are three tents: Steph and Cass in one, Bruce, Dick, and Damian in one, and Jason, Tim, and Duke in one
Jason has a scar of his shoulder from the time they tried fly-fishing and Tim's hook got hooked on Jason and Jason will never let him forget it
There is a ban on any kind of traps or hunting after Duke got stuck in a net Damian set up to "protect" them from bears
Tim and Dick always struggle to open the bear-proof trashcans
Every single one of them hates hiking except for Jason, but all of them are too prideful to ever admit it so they all suffer through at least two hikes each trip
Cass' favorite activity is swimming in the nearby lake, it's always refreshing and there's lots of little fish swimming around
Bruce made them go geocaching one year and they split into two groups to compete and both groups got horribly lost
Damian hates almost every part of the trip except each morning he wakes up really early and quietly sits at the edge of a nearby field to watch dear go through, his best memory was when they went in the spring one year and he got to see two fawns and their mothers
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jupejumble · 6 months
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WOOHOO YIPPEE YIPPE SHE IS ALL SMOOTHED OUT, HE IS NOW ON THE SHELF WAITING TO BE FIRED!!!
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mawwart · 8 months
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More (not ordered oops) high Malleus bc no one asked for it
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starrysharks · 2 months
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did i mention i finished her model?
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cobaltfluff · 10 months
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happy pride month to them!!
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rupertgayes · 1 month
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A Very Long Fraser/Ray K Fic Rec List
in honor of @ds30below i wanted to give a shoutout to just some of the many, many, many fics i've read and loved from the fandom since i got into due south last year! this rec list has over 70 fics on it because i'm insane and these authors do NOT miss. they're separated into canon compliant, post canon, aus, and pwps, with some notes in the margins from me for some of my favorites :)
get the full rec list here.
and here are some of my absolute favorite, 10/10, no notes, fave fics of all time (so far):
Con Job by keerawa | E | 5300 | Undercover, Angst
Undercover was easy, and Ray was good at it.
Leaving Normal by china_shop | M | 3300 | Getting Together, Stella
Working with Fraser is like working in a cartoon.
Relax by Dira Sudis | E | 12k | Hypnotism, Episode: Seeing Is Believing, Non-Consensual Activities, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Together
Fraser hypnotizes Ray by accident. The rest, he does on purpose.
Locked Room Puzzle by Speranza | T | 4500 | Established Relationship, Mystery, Outside POV
"Aileen," Musky said finally, with the air of someone imparting great wisdom, "if you ever have a case gives you the stinkeye, one of the finest policemen in all the world lives not twenty miles past Miller's Hill.”
TwilightZone by pir8fancier | E | 12k | Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, Homophobia
Fraser hands Ray another ticket to the Twilight Zone.
Where the Story Changes by seperis | E | 25k | Getting Together, Pining, Canadian Wilderness, Hand of Franklin, Pining
It's why he could sit in the middle of a camp of Mounties, eating a bowl of God-is-this-polar-bear-stew and say, hey, buddy, got an idea. Let's go get that Hand of Franklin. I cannot think of anything more unlikely, so I'm pretty sure we'll find it.
i also have a lot of bookmarks on my ao3 that are up for grabs for anyone who would like a deeper dive - i'm excited to start branching out of ao3 to find some more stories. if there are any you have to rec, hit me up! i'd love to read them
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srenorsomethin9 · 7 months
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I drew my OLNF OC & edited her in some Screenshots from the game
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Here's a larger version if you wanna see her not shrunk:
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friend's seeing gd on tour w me so i made her an essentials playlist, opened up photoshop, blanked out for an hour, and produced this playlist pic:
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anyways it's called ☆ Sometimes Babygirl is a 50+ Year Old Man and That's Okay ☆
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lonewolf638 · 3 months
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Mina Harker's Journal, Dracula & Sam Winchester, Supernatural
CHUCK You want to know if I know about the demon blood. I didn't even write it into the books. I was afraid it would make you look unsympathetic.
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ladystoneboobs · 1 month
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no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:
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SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.
BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.
and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.
and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.
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ryuucaro · 9 months
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I saw this post and... them...
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Eddie: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Steve : Spartacus.
Eddie, yelling to Robin: TRY SPARTACUS!
Robin, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Steve :
Eddie: What's your favorite number?
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Robin: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Eddie: Okay.
*later*
Steve : Eddie! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Robin, whispering: Deny everything.
Eddie, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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Robin: Why is Eddie crying?
Steve : he saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Eddie: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Robin: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Eddie: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Robin: NO, NOT THAT!
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Steve : Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Eddie. She’s mad at you.
Eddie: No, it's Nancy. She’s just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Nancy: And then I used a period so he’d know that I'm mad at him.
Robin: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Nancy: I stand by my choice.
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Nancy: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Eddie: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Robin: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Eddie: Eyy, homie!
Steve : But then there's cootie...
Nancy: Die.
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Robin: *falls down the stairs*
Nancy: Are you okay?
Steve : Stop falling down the stairs!
Eddie: How’d the ground taste?
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Eddie, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Steve , entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
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Robin: Hey Nancy, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Nancy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Robin: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Nancy!
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Robin: We need to open this locked door. Eddie, give me your credit card.
Eddie: Here.
Robin, pocketing it: Thanks. Steve , break down the door.
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darlingod · 5 months
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I have an inkling Cardan accepted Locke as Master of Revels to lure Taryn to the palace so that her and Jude could reconcile. What do y’all think?
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servospawn · 3 months
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something about dish racks i always enjoy making..
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clowningaroundmars · 2 months
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POM posted a sneaky peek from the production room of a younger chuck with shorter hair when living back in deluxe and i just........ had so many young muckles feels man.
SO MANY
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