#will the house adopt me please

[sheerakk]

Garth, thank you for existing

@assigned-k9 thank you for creating her!!

#sheerak #this fan made palisman gave me more serotonin than the entire For The Future #i don't have patience for backgrounds #the last one was kinda fun tho #Hunter was vibing in dark classrooms and then Luz came saying that she's joining his emo club because she and Garth need a rest #after all the fun they had together #Hunter was not pleased #Garth is canon for me #since Flapjack left the stage it's her time to shine #Garth was eventually returned to Matt #But Luz insisted on Matt joining their party just to have Garth with them #at the same time if Matt died during their let's save the world but actually only eda and king mission Luz would adopt Garth #the world is a cruel place #look at me go totally making a mess from these text bubbles breaking all the rules of proper text bubbles #but the fact is that I tottally did not plan it and made it as I go realising that it's not working but fuck that #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter toh #toh hunter #Gus Porter #mattholomule

[hayaku14]

OBSESSED with the idea of KID coming into the Kudou mansion seeking refuge (either he got heavily injured or his idenity is compromised) but instead is met with Okiya Subaru, Kudou Yukiko, and Kudou Yusaku. (Conan is also there coincidentally because lady luck hasn't totally abandoned him yet, apparently, but Kaito is sort of distracted by the amount of non-conans in the house to appreciate it.)

one day (before akai moves in) conan drags kid's injured ass back into the kudou mansion to patch him up (and also to demand answers about the snipers in the heist)

kid refuses to tell more about the snipers and conan doesn't pry but keeps an offer of help open

it becomes an unspoken agreement that kid would go to conan if something out of his hand happens in relation to said snipers

by 'go to conan' conan meant go to him, the person, as in wherever location he was at. kid, on the other hand, thought he should come back to the kudou mansion.

months pass, subaru, yusaku, and yukiko come to occupy the kudou household.

kid, injured or identity compromised, sees the lights are on and assumes conan is inside. which well...he ISN'T WRONG (LOL)

kid goes in through the window of conan's room which startles conan who was there to pick something up in his room.

"What are you doing here?!" Conan scream-whispers in a panic.

KID stiffens and stares at him with something like betrayal in his eyes. "Oh, I see I'm not welcome here."

"No! No wait that's not what I meant. It's just, this is NOT the best time."

Someone knocks on the door and the two of them jump. KID's eyes widen in realization as Conan quickly drags and pushes him into a closet. "Don't make a sound." KID does a zipping motion across his lips and makes a show of throwing an imaginary key. Conan rolls his eyes at him before closing the door.

anyways, it was akai who went up to check on conan cause the 4 of them were in the middle of a discussion and conan was suspiciously taking too long.

whether kid gets caught by akai and the kudou fam or not, i have no idea, but either way I WANT IT.

although tbh i feel like akai and yusaku would sense someone else is inside and yusaku would know exactly who it is LOL

then again, whether kid is heavily injured, has his identity compromised, or both, is a big factor on how events will unfold. (and i love exploring each one so my brain is rotting pls someone send help)

#kaishin #kidco #detective conan #dcmk #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #dc prattles #SCREAMING CRYING CHOKING I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH I THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH #i just love the thought of isolating conan and kid #but also love the thought of kid joining the kudou gang #also the thought of kaito hiding in the kudou household if his identity is compromised #yukiko would literally adopt him if she found out what his situation was #but also also kid having to live in his several safe houses and conan being the only one to visit #OH OH but also heavily injured kaito who cant move and obviously cant hide so akai and kudou fam find out about him anyways #OOOH BUT ALSO conan helping kid get out of the kudou mansion and to his safe house to help him with his injuries or idk maybe he'd take him #haibara tbh idk #DO YOU SEE THE ENDLESS BRAINROT POSSIBILITIES I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY PLEASE I LOVE THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH IM GOING INSANE #LMAOOOO #ALSO IT BETTER BE EVENTUAL KAISHIN BECAUSE OFC WHEN IS IT NOT KAISHIN WITH ME #conan i love you bby but GIVE ME BACK MY BOY SHINICHI ;-;-; #(also omg the thought of yukiko and kaito gushing at how cute conan is highkey hilarious lmao can u imagine the kudou household shenanigans #with kaito in the mix? it's shinichi's greatest nightmare but he's gonna love it anyways lol) #finally this fcking au is out of the drafts i can now share this brainrot to everyone

[scarefox]

That's in my head when I think of the Pit Babe polycule pack

and Alan in the middle is so on point because he adopted all of them

#it's a whole pack #don't boo me. look they are still lowkey werewolf adjacent of some sort #when I say alan adopted them I mean in a gang housing kind of way and not literal don't make this weird please #pit babe the series #cuddle cast #pit babe polycule

[yardsards]

camila being sweet with amity my beloved

#eliot posts #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #amity blight #camila noceda #camila loves her sad wet kitten of a future daughter in law #amity basks in some of the only genuine motherly affection she has ever received in her entire life #camila is so good with all of the kids i love her so much #ms camila noceda i know you're a fictional character and im a 22 year old man but could you please legally adopt me #also amity is simultaneously a baby sister and a daughter to me i shall not explain

[ghostrockband]

Aw hell, my place is overrun with baby clowns!!

Seriously i have sacks of these fools and they just keep comin!! Well theres not enough roasted penuts and cotton candy to keep em from gettin too rowdy so im practically givin these little jokesters away!!

I've got pierrots and jesters, ive got mimes and harlequins, little rodeo clowns in the barrels and jacks in the boxes! Please take one off my hands for the low low price of $3 dollars!! Or if you kick me an extra buck (or 2!!) I can dig around in this zany bag-o-buffoons for a specific clown with a specified characteristic (or 2!!) if youre lookin for a friend with a little extra somethin special.

Go to kofi.com/ghostrockband , buy a coffee there, send your reciept to me and you will find yourself with a digitized, bonafide merrymaker right in your inbox!! You can get a randomly selected one for 3 dollars or you can add up to 2 more dollars for up to 2 characteristics that you want to see in your clown!! I cant reach in the bag more than 20 times a day or I'll seriously bust a gut from the awesome jokes and gags these dudes are always pullin but every clown helps, my landlord is starting to get reeeeally sick of the constant japery :oP

Everyones a winner when they buy a baby clown off me, reputable clown seller Rafael Ghostrockband. Lets all have fun getting these fools a forever home :o)

#suprise bag #clowns #adopts #please these guys are eating me out of house and home #cheap commissions #it could all be yours #sorry to my mutes im gonna be rbing this all day i have to get these clowns out the door

[naldthal-thetraders]

Hi, sorry, big emergency.

I have $26 in my bank, n have been reaching loads of burnout with drawing, because I keep putting out more adopts.

I have these guys for sale that I desperately need sold! The 1st & 3rd are really underpriced, just to get them sold faster.... 2nd guy is a recently added adopt. You can find them all here ;;

You can DM me here or on TH, normally on TH a lot more, you can also DM me on Ko-fi,

Reblogs would also be greatly appreciated, sorry for these kinds of posts!!! I've been stressed all month :(

#not putting this on twt or dA. because dA is fucking garbage & I think twt shadowbans me or I just. don't get traction lmao #but please please help. being jobless for years & disabled fucking blows. #life would be normal if I wasn't locked in this house 24/7 #adopts #adoptable #dragon #emergency adopts

[puppyeared]

I'm so sorry, Hunter

(dont tag as ship)

#hi this episode broke me #these kids need therapy omg #belos mind is fucked UP #ik i usually make a joke piece or smth cute after an owl house but damn. d a m n #i think they should hug #as in a 'wow that was really fucked up haha anyway can you please hold me for the next hour or so' kind of way #i really wanna know what happens to hunter now. i think its a nice sentiment ppl are thinking he'll go to willow #bc it sort of makes sense hes friends with her and he panicked and ran from the owl house #or darius!! darius is not immune to adopting traumatized children #maybe he does end up at the owl house tho? id really like to see that. like luz is going thru it too after all that #and luz is the first person who reached out to him even though they were still enemies at the time. made him take a hard look at #how far hes willing to go for belos. and yeah i want to see them have a sibling relationship i might as well add #the owl house #toh #the owl house season 2 #toh 2b #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #toh luz #luz noceda #toh hunter #hunter #hollow mind #hollow mind spoilers #my art #myart #fanart #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #DO NOT TAG AS SHIP THEYRE SIBLINGS IN MY BOOK

[deadlittledogs]

uwwuuhhh… *sniffles*….. MY MISS LITTLE LADY, WHY DID I ACCIDENTALLY NAME YOU SOMETHING GAY….

#She was the first kitten I intended on adopting out so when I made her CL ad I was like. Alright whatever it doesn't matter #I'll just name you something cringe and gay cuz whoever takes u will just change it #but then.......... slowly.... I started to.... le fall in love.... #and by the time the people who wanted her came to the house #I PLAYED SWITCHAROO LMAO #I WAS PANICKING ALL FUCKING DAY CUZ I DIDN'T WANT HER TO GO #AND MY DAD WAS LIKE. I doubt those people will be able to tell the difference. they all look the same to me. just give them another one. #and gulps that's exactly what I did lol #handed them a different one so I could keep her for myself <3 #and after long deliberation between her and her arguably cuter sister......shes dah one for me.... she's so sweet and snuggy.... #BUT NOW SHE HAS A CRINGE GAY FUCKING NAME AHHHH #when I say it I wince because... WELL.... ITS AN ANIME CHARACTER..... #AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY #I want to get her a name tag soon.... and I don't want it to be the name of a freaking ANIME character lmao. #if you're reading this GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE

[utilitycaster]

Obviously I am late to the party here because I am reading these books now, but really as a fandom we need to grapple with the fact that Essek Thelyss shares, quite frankly, an absurd amount of DNA with Drizzt Do'Urden.

#me: so it would be really funny if Caleb and Essek adopted a black cat named Ginover #matt mercer: who are you and why are you in my house #m reads lod #this is once again rebloggable for now but please be normal

[coldslaws]

song is ruler of everything by tally hall

more on the au below

this is an au based on n's beta design and Kinda following manga canon. he's more cold and callous in this than in canon though, having been mistreated even worse by ghetsis (the face scars and hidden left eye.. ). he enters his battle against hilbert secretly armed with ghetsis's hydreigon.

hilbert forfeits midway through the pokemon battle in this, not wanting to participate in n's needless fighting. when he can't talk n down from the battle, the elite four and alder show up to stop him. all of their pokemon combined, especially after hilbert already helped deplete zekrom's hp, is more than enough to defeat zekrom and corner n.

in a panic, n releases ghetsis's hydreigon to fight, but it's basically a feral pokemon. it sees n's passing resemblance to his "father"- and it turns on n immediately to attack him.

and despite everything, alder steps in and takes the blow to protect him.

#blood #abuse ment cw #< trigger tags jic #sorry still new to this please correct me if i got the cw tags wrong or need to add anything #coldslaws art #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #natural harmonia gropius #trainer n #champion alder #hydreigon #not sure if i should tag the unova e4 too lol since theyre just silhouettes #and hey this au does have a happy ending! #kind of! #both hilbert and alder are severely injured but they do recover #n went to jail but he got his sentencing down to just house arrest if he could prove he could be a good person #alder basically adopts him #also different n design different prns. purely he/him transmasc #to add to the trauma n has been attacked by hydreigon before #might post more about thie beta-design au i have some more art with this n #beta unova au #<- tag for content of this au since i will post more. might try to come up with a better name though JDFKSKG

[cainware]

(Based on a recent interaction between me, my two sisters, and my biological dad)

Bruce, Jason, and Dick sitting calmly in the living room doing their own thing:

Dick, getting up and disappearing upstairs: hm.

Damian, coming downstairs with his art supplies and sitting down across from Jason: hello. I'm using the table now, Todd move your feet.

Dick, pouting as he comes to stand at the top of the stairs: I want a refund.

Jason, looking up from his phone: what for?

Dick: I went up there, sat on Damian's bed and said "I'm sad, love me" and this bitch gets up and comes in here. My little brother's compassion is broken and I want a new one.

Bruce, snorting and nearly spitting out his coffee: Damian, you know Dick gets clingy.

Damian, looking at Bruce with a completely blank face: Richard's emotional distress isn't my problem, father.

Jason, cackling like a hyena: and here I thought today would be boring-

#in which im jason in this interaction #accurate given ive chosen jason as my name #my youngest sister (adopted) comes for blood regularly and thinks its normal #my middle sister (also adopted) is also clingy to a fault and says Every Thought Out Loud and it provides us with infinite entertainment #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect quotes #batfam #batfamily #i dont have a relationship with my mom and the one with my dad is strained and distant #but sometimes i end up at his house because of my sisters so #this isnt ship btw dont do that #not on this please this is based on actual family interactions ive had #and the thought of someone tagging it as ship makes me uncomfortable #cainschatter

[sangre]

cannot explain how profoundly miserable i am. but homura was right that even this pain is proof of love 😔

#i have to say goodbye to the puppy i adopted for only a week because my something scary happened in my house #and family members who live with me can no longer handle being with an animal so in theory today is my last day with her #i'm mostly explaining it here bc i can't stand to say it over and over again it's too sad #and if i'm MIA or spotty or anything it's because i'm trying to keep afloat and it's already insane just doing that #please cross your fingers and wish the best for her. i know she will find someplace loving. #why is the end of the year always such a time of heartbreak GJBKHDSF. wack

[blubun0309]

⚠"Watching And Dreaming" Promo Spoilers⚠

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Good? Good :]

"There's nothing wrong with my child!" Your childs favorite trope is found family...

(Ok but seriously I love them)

#the owl house #toh #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #luz toh #toh luz #luz noceda #luz clawthorne #eda toh #toh eda #eda the owl lady #eda clawthorne #edalyn clawthorne #king toh #toh king #king clawthorne #ok but eda adopt me please #i wanna be a clawthorne so bad #art #artists on tumblr #digital art

[ajokeformur-ray]

I have an awful feeling today that I will never ever be able to escape my mother. It feels like a sickness in my throat, a white hot panic in my forehead... my hands feeling like they're gonna start shaking soon. I just can't shake the feeling I'll never be able to escape her; I'm doomed to turn out just like her, or worse, maybe I already am and I just don't know it yet.

Christ, I feel sick and like my bedroom walls are closing in on me and I can't breathe properly. It's too shallow and making my chest tight but when I do the breathing exercises I've been taught, it just makes it stick in my throat and makes it worse.

I guess this fear and anxiety, already a daily companion, is gonna keep me company while I study today, too. If I lean into it just right, maybe it'll be the fire under my butt to get me the fuck out of here.

Please don't let me become her, please please please...

#i might write an arthur thing about this... #please i just wanna get out of this house so i know it IS possible to escape my mother #anyone wanna adopt me? the fees are hugs & cups of coffee

[mirananananan]

i just imagine that tommy is the actual chillest adult in jackson who is constantly busting the teens for smoking weed, but it's just so he can let them know that it reeks and they're about to give the entire town a contact high. they always offer him a joint, and he's like, "uh yeah no i don't want your shitty weed, thanks though."

#one time he goes to tell them all to go tf home at like 2 am #and he finds ellie there #i just know that a 15 year old ellie would be such a funny little stoner #and he's like.......well this was all fun and games #but now my sort of adopted niece is here getting high #and he makes all the kids go home but ellie starts to get paranoid that joel will be mad (probably not but it's beside the point) #so tommy immediately launches into action to try to help her out and keep her out of trouble with both joel AND maria #which is way more difficult than he originally thought btw! #and joel catches him sneaking into his house to get ellie a change of clothes #and tommy is just like omg please let me just help your kid avoid trouble #and joel knows how hard tommy has been trying to connect with ellie #so he lets her think that he has no idea so that she thinks that tommy really helped her out here #and ellie thinks it's just her and tommy's little secret #did i just ramble on for a new wip or will this be the end of my thoughts on this subject? #we will have to wait and see #tlou #tlou headcanons

[haemosexuality]

its probably bad to say "i like being an only child" when im only an only child because my sister Died but like. whenever i see ppl w siblings im just like oh im so fucking glad i live alone

#(alone w my parents) #like theres just someone whos around ur age in your house? all the time? that sounds like hell im sorry #and i havent met one pair (or more) of siblings that dont fight All the time my parents already annoy me enough #sometimes my parents will start being like ''we should have another kid'' ''we should adopt'' and im like. God Please No