Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
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god made me nonbinary for the same reason that a big ol bucket of undifferentiated Legos is always way more fun to a kid than a kit where you build some specific diorama of a media property
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Some people turn sad awfully young ... No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer, and ... get sadder younger than anyone else in the world.
– Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine
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Lae’zel is still somewhat confused by the istik concept of “boyfriend” but Wyll is a patient guy, part 2
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Eddie: Buck kissed me.
Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Eddie: It was unbelievable!
Karen: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Maddie: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Karen, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.
Maddie: 😮
Karen [getting the wine]: Do not start without me. Do not start without me!
Maddie: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Karen: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Eddie: No, actually first they started on my chest. And then, they slid up, and then, they were behind my neck.
Maddie and Karen: Oh!!!
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Buck, chopping onion: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Albert, sipping his beer behind the kitchen counter: Tongue?
Buck: Yeah.
TK via FaceTime: Cool.
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Yosano + Chuuya having their weekly wine night
Yosano: so tell me, what’s the gossip around the mafia
Chuuya: *thinking* hmmm… well tachihara tried to ask Gin out but they didn’t realize so now he is moping around
Yosano: that is hilarious! I should go have a chat with them~
Chuuya: please, I can’t stand working with Tachi when he is moping
Yosano: you’d never guess what happened at the agency the other day!
Chuuya: what?
Chuuya: wait I actually think I know
Yosano: hmm?
Chuuya: Akutagawa showed up didn’t he
Yosano: how did you know!
Chuuya: he came asking me how to ask someone out
Yosano: oh my god
Chuuya: but when I asked who he wouldn’t tell me. Did he ask out the weretiger?
Yosano: I mean he tried to… Atsushi didn’t get it either
Chuuya: why can no one have good communication skills!
Yosano: *looking at him judgementally* mhm and what about you and Dazai?
Chuuya: that’s low Yosano
Yosano: listen I’m just saying it as it is
Chuuya: fine. I’ll prove to you that I have the best communication skills out of all of them
Yosano: *skeptical* im waiting
Chuuya: *walks over to his bedroom and opens the door*
*Dazai is happily laying on his bed working on a computer*
Chuuya: ‘Samu when is our next date night?
Dazai: next Saturday, did you forget again? Dumb slug ~
Chuuya: *closes the door* point proven
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The sea was calm. I was too. But on the lookout, suspicious. As if this calm couldn’t last. Something is always about to happen.
Clarice Lispector, excerpt from “As Fast As I Can Type” (April 17, 1971), Too Much of Life: The Complete Crônicas (trans. Margaret Jull Costa & Robert Patterson)
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This is love
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
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Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?
Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!
Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*
Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.
Obi-Wan: Cheeses?
Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.
Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.
Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.
Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.
Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.
Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.
Wooley: Is gross tho.
Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.
Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man
Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.
Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.
Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.
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