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seeleybooth · 4 years
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Hey, Schmidt, why don’t you tell her [Cece] about all the things you love about India. Uh, sure. I love, you know, uh, I love Slumdog. I love naan, uh, pepper, Ben Kingsley, the stories of Rudyard Kipling. I have respect for cows, of course. I love, uh, the Taj Mahal, Deepak Chopra, anyone named Patel. I love monsoons. I love… I love cobras and baskets, Naveen Andrews...
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lvcygraybaird · 3 years
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I'm a mess. I can't sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
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lvcygraybaird · 3 years
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Know this. Your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.
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