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#winter soldier incorrect quotes
marvelflame2010 · 2 months
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Y/n: This fly has decided to fly too close to me and therefore shall be sentenced to death!
Bucky: *handing Y/n a fly swatter and sighing* Doll, can't you say 'I'm gonna kill this fly that's bugging me' normally?
Y/n: *mid fly murder* THIS FLY HATH CHOSEN DEATH!
Bucky: Ok, my love
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Y/N: Buck?
Bucky: 
Y/N: Bucky?
Bucky: 
Y/N: James?
Bucky: God, I love you. Yes?
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firegal19 · 11 months
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Random civilian: Wow, you’re so brave! You didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself into danger!
Steve: That’s because I have no regard whatsoever for my personal safety. You can ask Bucky
Bucky: I have never been more stressed in my entire life
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#116
Y/n: Are we fighting or flirting?
Bucky: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Y/n: uh-huh, Your point?
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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year
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Steve: We all have that one friend who can give really good life advice for their friends, yet can't follow their own advice and does all kind of risky stuff.
Bucky: We sure do. Except that your advice isn't always that good.
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Bucky Barnes & Y/n
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Y/n : How do I deal with my enemies?
Bucky : Kill them
Y/n : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Bucky : Kill them only a little?
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Sam: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Bucky: You people already know too much about me.
Sam: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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super-marvel-dc · 3 months
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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.
Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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iwannabesawtrapped · 1 year
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just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?
Y/N: I love them!
Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?
Y/N: [glares]
Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.
Y/N: I do now.
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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marvelflame2010 · 8 months
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Y/n: I did not sleep a wink last night
Sam: You know what they say? If you can't sleep, it's because someone is thinking about you
Y/n: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning?
Bucky: *starts panicking*
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lives-in-midgard · 2 months
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Y/N: Can you do the thing?
Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?
Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.
Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]
Y/N: Thank you honey.
Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]
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firegal19 · 11 months
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Bucky: We all have our demons
Bucky grabbing Y/n: This one‘s mine
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*
Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it
Tony: You're fine
*loud clang and crash*
Peter: I dropped it
Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?
Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?
Peter: ...what is going on?
Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!
Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!
Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?
Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER
Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!
Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?
Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!
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aagiijxbls · 5 months
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I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.
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