#winteriron incorrect

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?

Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.

Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.

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[lukas-dusk]

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)

Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.

Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!

Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.

Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!

Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!

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[3twindragons]

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[cevans-is-classic]

Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.

Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.

Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.

Tony: 😐😑

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[kristmkris]

Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Bruce, trembling: What are we playing

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[buckyusuallytopstony]

Bucky: you know what your problem really is? You’re really hot and no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth, Stark!

Tony: you think I’m hot?

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[ace-t-fic]

Jarvis: sir, it seems that James is attempting to contact you.

Tony: *nervous* Why?!

Jarvis: Maybe it's because he loves you, sir

Bucky: *sensing something is off in the universe and knowing tony has something to do with it*

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[pandagirl45]

Tony: the amount of times earth has faced ultimate doom, I can't count, I refuse to count, I would like to ask a question to the creatures of over abundance and time. Why?

Steve without missing a beat: because earth sucks *finishes sketching alpine*

Clint: *barks out laughing*

Bucky: *snorts*

Natasha: *chokes on her ice cream*

Tony: you're right *lays down on bucky*

Sam: we can do what Patrick suggested

Tony: tried that

Clint: thor tried it, the gravity yanked it back

Sam: welp *watches a movie*

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[sunnysideprincess]

Natasha: Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

Tony: What?

Steve: What?

Natasha: What?

Steve: Who did you originally want to hook up with?

Tony: Okay, fine. But please don't be upset. Okay? I was really depressed. And really drunk. I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. So when I went to your room that night... I was actually looking for Bucky.

Bucky: Yeah, baby!

Steve: *glares*

Bucky: No, baby.

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[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : So you like cats?

Tony : Yeah.

Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(The Avengers knock on Tony’s bedroom door at the compound in the morning, Tony opens it)

The Avengers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Tony glares at them, and shuts the door)

Rhodey: Tony, c’mon…!

Natasha: Tony, it’s your birthday!

(the door suddenly opens and Bucky is there, wearing pajamas, in place of Tony)

Bucky: …Hey.

Clint(to Nat): Wow, age sure has changed Tony’s look…

(Nat elbows Clint)

Bucky(clears his throat): Tony would like to establish some ground rules before he comes out. He would appreciate if you didn’t use words or phrases like “old” or “downhill”, or “your butt doesn’t sag that much.”

(everybody glares at Clint)

Clint: - Well, it doesn’t!

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[denebolablack]

Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?

Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.

Crack sounds

Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-

Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....

Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?

Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!

Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.

Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*

Clint: They broke the breakfast table....

Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.

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[digglesthedickerfly]

Tony: Would you date a girl who’s stronger than you?

Bucky: No.

Tony: Isn’t that a little shallow of you?

Bucky:

Bucky: Tony, I’m gay.

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[buckyusuallytopstony]

Bucky would grab Tony by his jaw and ask, “who’s a pretty boy,” and wouldn’t thrust until Tony answered.

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