#wintersberg sandwich

[le-cat-nipp]

Somebody ordered wintersberg sandwich (I call it wintersburger lol)?

Also based on @nancydfan​ awsome au demon Mia, angel Ethan

#resident evil 8 #resident evil village #ethan winters #mia winters #karl heisenberg #mia x ethan x karl #wintersberg #heisenwinters #wintersberg sandwich #mithan #mithanberg #ot3 #nswish #tw: suggestive #ehhh i told myself its enough but i can`t stop drawing them #so yeah deal with me people lol #and come to the dark sideeee #xdress #my art

[weregreatatcrime]

Maybe come check out this cool thing I'm working on

#also guys holy shit it's literally been ten hours since i posted #i posted and went to sleep wtf #my stuff #my writing #re8 #re8 the duke #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #thats the neatest fuckin ship name #resident evil #resident evil village #re8 spoilers #wintersberg sandwich #nobody's dead au

[a-yandere-omen]

So if I wrote a yandere!Ethan x Karl x yandere!Mia fic would anybody be interested to see it posted on here or would you rather a link be left for the fic on ao3? Cause I know this ship is starved for content.

#wintersberg sandwich #mia x ethan x karl #mithanberg

[weregreatatcrime]

Anyways someone come ask me about my AU where Karl fucking kills Miranda and is the High Lord of the village and the other Lords just have to shut up and fucking deal with it

Then the Winters move in and Karl's dumb repressed pansexual self has a fucking seizure

#my stuff #karl heisenberg #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #crow bane au #that's the AU tbh #it's his Cool Lord name #and he loves it #and if you think Anja isn't ALSO in this AU- #wintersberg sandwich #that's the ot3 name I've decided now

[weregreatatcrime]

Ooh me! I would like to ask about High Lord Karl and the Winter Seizure!

For starters,

- what was the catalyst for him finally getting his army up and running and going at Miranda? In game it was Ethan and the whole jigsaw baby debacle, so did this time he just decide 'aight, she's distracted with making weird plots, we'll get her while she's in her office daydreaming on nothing but coffee and 1 hour of sleep'

- how's the Winters' marriage? They good? Get their therapists sorted?

- and on that note is Chris on better terms with them?

- oh and who's the better bedtime story teller: Mia or Ethan?

- also, who does Karl almost knock himself out cold for as he was walking down the street and slammed head first into a tree when he saw them? Mia or Ethan?

- or is it the bug triplets who see them first?

- or Anja? Is she in this au? Does good girl accidentally wander into their yard and Mia and Ethan just look at each other like "Again? AGAIN!?" but then they're like "oh she's just a puppy, are you hungry puppy? need a blanket? want a leg of this turkey? it's fresh from the oven~

Also, might as well add that I'm in love with 'Go Tell Aunt Rhody'. Some of the scenes read like memes and they're hilarious.

*wheeze* holy shit this is a lot hell yeah let's go

- this sort of addresses the question about Anja! Anja is a good good girl and she got Really mad about the shit Miranda does to Karl, so she loses it and goes to attack Miranda. Good Girl got very very hurt and Karl found out. He exploded. It... didn't go well for either of them (or the village) but he won in the end

-Mia and Ethan are doing great! They've been seeing some therapists, they're working together to tackle their trauma, (Mia still hasn't told Ethan about moldy business) but they've decided for their own safety and peace of mind they're moving somewhere quiet and very far from home so that they can deal with,,, the vast amounts of PTSD they both have

- Chris kind went off the radar for some reason soon after he reunited them

- it's Ethan, actually, because his comedic timing is great. But baby Rose doesn't care about that yet hsdfgjk so his humor is wasted

- Karl didn't have an Immediate pan disaster but he definitely was checking Ethan out. Ethan got lost in the snow and Karl pretended he Wasn't a fancy Lord and took Ethan to Luiza's house where Luiza and her husband proceeded to have fucking heart attacks as The Crow Bane flirted with some outsider who didn't actually realize he was speaking to the village leader

No, KARL’S pan crisis happened when Ethan found HIM out in the rain having a PTSD episode and dragged him home, where Mia and Ethan proceeded to shower him in absolute warmth and affection and Karl got to Hold A Baby for the first time. He cried. Rose cried. He cried in panic because he made a baby cry. It was great times.

- Bug Girls do not leave the castle since it's Fucking Cold out there lmfao, but they hear about Uncle Karl’s stupid mancrush and IMMEDIATELY pester him about it nonstop

- the first time the Winters see Anja they panic bcz there's been no signs of freaky things in the village yet but Anja comes trotting up like a dorky puppy to say hello to new people

Thanks a ton!! I'm loving the reaction the fic is getting. I'm hoping i can keep this ball rolling without too much burnout, since I've been posting updates like every other day as soon as I write them and have friends beta

#my stuff #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #mia winters #wintersberg sandwich #crow bane au #ask #evening-rose-309

[weregreatatcrime]

SO UM @bloopsalot has a wonderful poppet soulmate AU I've ranted about before on previous blogs

PLEASE please imagine poppet au in re7+8

Ethan takes one look at Miranda Imposter and compares her to his Mia poppet and is just "you are NOT HER-"

#poppet au #theres so much more i want to rant about.... but later.... #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #mia winters #including #wintersberg sandwich #because I'm incapable of not shipping that

[weregreatatcrime]

A celebration for my 69th fanfic on ao3!

It's smutty smut smut folks

#my stuff #my writing #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #mia winters #wintersberg sandwich

[weregreatatcrime]

Petition to call Ethan x Heisenberg or Ethan x Mia x Heisenberg:

Moldy magnetics

Hmmmm yes good however

How can you not love Wintersberg Sandwich

#ask #anonymous