#wish my mom would treat them kindly or let me handle it since im the snake guy in this household

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#my mom said there was a snake in the yard so she got it in a bucket and DUMPED IT OVER THE FUCKING FENCE #..INTO OUR OUTER YARD. #LIKE #WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN ITS BONES WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T U COME GET ME #so i make her show me where she dumped it and im looking around trying to ask her where it went and she just #'i dunno' #so i ask when this happened and she goes 'oh 20 minutes ago' #LIKE WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME #WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT WAS SO LONG AGO WHEN I STARTED COMING DOWNSTAIRS #dont drink kids it makes u fucking stupid and reckless #i really hope that poor snake didnt get injured #it was probably the same one i took out of the backyard last time and let go in a bush in the outer yard #snakes do not have an exoskeleton #they can be hurt by a fall #they are beneficial animals especially since we have a fucking gopher problem!! #wish my mom would treat them kindly or let me handle it since im the snake guy in this household #ughhhhhhhhhh #like literally i apologize profusely to my snake if i drop him ONE INCH #if you wouldnt drop a puppy from 5 feet then dont drop a fucking snake #animal abuse #alcoholism #vent #delete later / /