#witcher crack

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

#witcher 3 #tw3 #witcher crack #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #geralt #vernon roche #radovid v #emiel regis #gaunter o'dimm #anna henrietta #dandelion #roach #pls forgive me for roach there was no one else to put in that corner #at least it's a little funny?

[life-as-a-gamergirl]

Lord!Jaskier and Commander!Geralt AU part 2

You can find the first part here.

A good morning

Geralt: *knocking once and coming into the young lord's room at the previusly agreed hour ready to scort Jaskier in the castle to attend his duties* "My lord, I'm here to…"

Jaskier: *standing in a sexy pose, which is completely by chance and not planned at all, in the middle of the room,only in his underwear, which is casually the pair that makes his ass look better* "Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. Is it time to go down already? I must have lost myself looking at the view. Isn't it lovely?" *turns his head towards the window, showing off his neck and arching his back a bit more.*

Geralt: *face completely neutral, keeping his eyes respectfully above the young lord's neck.* "I'll wait for my lord outside" *does a small bow keeping his eyes locked with Jaskier's, turns around and leaves.*

Jaskier: oh you're a hard one, uh? Even more fun. Let's see how long you can resist my charm.  

*Horny evil bard-lord cackling noises.*

Meanwhile outside his room

Geralt *as red as a tomato* what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.

#sorry it took so long #hope you like it #geralt #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #au #geraskier au #slightly nsfw? #geralt and jaskier #geralt is in danger #jaskier is a menace #alternative universe #Commander!Geralt #Bodyguard!Geralt #Lord!Jaskier #witcher crack

[skylarkdevries]

Back in Aretuza…

Sabrina: Truth or Dare?

Yennefer: DARE!

Sabrina: I dare you to swim with the eels

Triss *narrating* and so Tissaia woke up and found Yennefer electrocuted in the eel pond. She’s still in the infirmary and now we all have to write a ten page essay about the dangers of swimming in electric water.

#the witcher netflix #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #sabrina glevissig #triss merigold #aretuza #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #crack #witcher crack

[blood-inthefields]



Tissaia: We didn't do anything. It's not fair. Yennefer, reading Tissaia's diary: "But the thing is, life isn't fair. You see, injustice is something I've become accustomed to. I am, after all, a child of the crossfire, surrounded by conflict. But I choose to rise above it. The path to peace is paved with tolerance and understanding. Violence is never the answer." Tissaia: I am going to ram that so far up your arse!

#Yennaia #Tissaia de Vries #Yennefer of Vengerberg #The Witcher #Witcher crack #Incorrect quotes #Derry Girls

[definitely-not-iorveth]

Eastern European Wedding Pictures (TikTok), featuring the Witcher, part 2 (part 1)

temerian beer stolen from this

#my nonsense #the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #iorveth #rorveth #geralt #geralt of rivia #emhyr var emreis #triss merigold #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer #thronebreaker #reynard odo #meve #gascon brossard #letho of gulet #sigismund dijkstra #bart the troll #witcher crack #dandelion #netflix jaskier

[dadralt]

#my attempts at art #i hadn't seen this meme for them yet #so of course i had to! #geralt x yennefer #witcher crack #the witcher netflix #i'm actually happy with this wow #:'))))

[xxtrashyalienscumxx]

The Campfire Song in SpongeBob but make it

Jaskier (SpongeBob)

Geralt (Squidward)

Ciri (Patrick)

#witcher netflix #witcher games #witcher geralt #witcher jaskier #jaskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #witcher ciri #princess cirilla #dandelion #witcher dandelion #geralt of rivera #witcher crack

[h3rmitsunited]

i saw this video on YouTube and immediately got Jaskier vibes so I couldn’t resist

Jaskier is every main character in indie movies

#my name is some obscure flower killed me #I was like oh… that’s Jaskier… and then she kept going and I was like… okay so all of this is Jaskier #Jaskier #the Witcher #Geralt of rivia #Witcher crack #Hannah Montoya #YouTube #funny #enjoy my beautiful video editing done in two minutes on iMovie

[serenefiction]

The friendship dynamic of Shrek + Donkey

#witcher fanart #the witcher #witcher netflix #geralt z rivii #jaskier #geralt x jaskier #witcher yennefer #witcher crack #i’ve never been so hurt by fictional characters in my life #my art i guess #this is so far out my comfort zone #i love them too man #my art

[bitterlybisexualbard]

AU where Jaskier is the Witcherverse’s Chuck Tingle and anonymously writes ridiculous raunchy ballads and poetry about himself (and often Geralt and/or Yen) getting pounded in the butt by the physical manifestations of their issues

- Pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of my fear that i’m impossible to love and then it tenderly spoons me and i realise i am loved and deserving of love

- Eaten right by my ex, the lesbian living embodiment of the self-worth that left me two years ago but came back because i’m trying to be a good person

- Gently rimmed by the sentient concept of self-care while my boyfriend watches

- Pounded in the butt by the non-existent monster from my ‘fillingless pie’ ballad and i love it

#jaskier #witcher crack

[clairedelune-13]

Some Guy In Skellige: Go back to the Continent, drifter!

Geralt: Gwent?

Some Guy In Skellige:

#witcher crack

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

the witcher + ao3

#witcher crack #dear ao3 #the witcher 2: assassins of kings #the witcher 3: wild hunt #the witcher (game) #tw2 #tw1 #tw3 #geralt of rivia #vernon roche #henselt #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri #lambert #triss merigold #troll soup #i think i'm very funny #masterpieces of religious art

[cherryjuicegf]

roach pov where she just switches owners through the years and calls every one of them geralt

#i've cracked the code #the witcher

[skylarkdevries]

Went through my old Witcher crack notes and found this lmao

#triss merigold #philippa eilhart #merihart #yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #yennaia #the witcher netflix #witcher crack #parody #h3h3productions #from the old h3h3productions video of catfishing your kid on tlc

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

[definitely-not-iorveth]

Eastern European Wedding Pictures (TikTok), featuring the Witcher, part 1 (part 2)

#WHAT HAVE I DONE #witcher crack #rorveth #roveth #ioroche #geregis #regalt #geraskefer #the witcher #the witcher 2: assassins of kings #the witcher 1 #the witcher 3: wild hunt #the witcher 3: blood and wine #tw2 #tw3 #tw1 #netflix witcher #netflix the witcher #my nonsense #the ones with iorveth and roche were made by ves