#witcher eskel

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Lambert: I think Geralt should be celibate from now on

Vesemir: Why are you concerned about Geralt's sex life?

Lambert: He's a crazy magnet. Wanting Geralt is a red flag. Name one person he's slept with who isn't nuts

Eskel: Jaskier?

Lambert: Look me in my eyes and tell me that little grackle wouldn't commit regicide if he thought he could get away with it

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher eskel #eskel #lambert witcher #vesemir

[ladycibia]

btw she kept it

(the cutest lil'bleater was crafted by @ishxallxgood 💖💖💖)

#aaaand this request was for you ishy!! I hope you like it <3 #witcher lambert #lil bleater #witcher eskel #geralt of rivia #the witcher fanart #the witcher 3 #the witcher #chibi drawing #digital drawing #chibi witchers saga #cibiart #mine:witcher

[dr-vauclair-art]

6 Fanarts - #6 Eskel

#the witcher #eskel #witcher eskel #the witcher fanart

[greenapplespider]

Lambert and Eskel all colored, since everyone liked the sketch

#lambert witcher #witcher fanart #witcher 3 #the witcher #witcher eskel #the witcher fanart #lambert x eskel #eskel #lambert #eskel x lambert #artists on tumblr

[hutonthelighthouse]

there is no man I loved more than Eskel

#artists on tumblr #art #the witcher 3 #tw3 #the witcher 3 eskel #tw3 eskel #eskel #witcher eskel #tw3 fanart

[runandhide21]

☽ Verily, there is nothing so hideous as the monsters, so contrary to nature, known as witchers for they are the offspring of foul sorcery and devilry. ☾ - Monstrum, or Description of the Witcher

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#the witcher 3 #раняart #the witcher #the witcher wild hunt #the witcher 3 wild hunt #eskel #witcher eskel

[vulpinesaint]

ummmm he’s the man of all time actually. did you guys know that he’s courteous and a gentleman and willing to admit his mistakes and he has a powerful magic energy around him that's stronger than any of the other witchers And that he's also the sexiest man alive

#eskelposting #i think about this passage all the fucking time #one of the most men ever. for real #💕💕💕💕💕 #witcher reread #blood of elves #witcher eskel

[aka-lorterian]

wolf³

#geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel #vesemir #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri #witcher geralt #witcher lambert #witcher eskel #witcher vesemir #witcher ciri #witcher 3 #the witcher 3

[ilikebigants]

New headcannon: most Witchers don't have a lot of sex. The rumour that Witchers are really sexually active was started due to Vesemir's slut era and was solidified due to Geralt's escapades.

Everyone else has depression and can't get it up

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #witcher geralt #witcher #jaskier #witcher lambert #witcher eskel #jaskier'sbaddecisions™ #aiden witcher #incorrect witcher quotes

[ijustfakeit]

#why are we like this #eskel #witcher eskel #the witcher #tw3 #wild hunt #lil bleater #blorbo

[artistsfuneral]

What if Lambert were the older sibling?

The one wolf who hates being a witcher so much it takes him years to return to Kaer Morhen and many more to overcome his bitterness.

The one wolf who's incredibly brilliant when it comes to alchemy but avoided by all his brethren due to his awful temper and unlikable personality.

The one wolf who is so incredibly protective over their younglings that few others dare to argue with him.

Always ready to fight for the kids, snarling and snapping at those way stronger and crueler than them. It takes four grown witchers to hold him down when he learns that a group of boys will undergo the Grasses a second time. The grandmaster of the wolves wears a scar on his face from the time they discovered four witchers weren't enough.

Lambert is forcefully removed from Kaer Morhen. The children are watching when they drive Lambert off. Small boys, barely old enough to hold a knife, bare their teeth. For years to come they remember. The younglings turn vicious.

One after the other, grown and trialed wolves leave the keep behind, not willing to return home until they've seen him again.

One after the other, witchers return home for winter with their fangs sharpened and a feral smile on their face.

Kaer Morhen falls.

Lambert returns to the keep with his head held high. In the end he's victorious, in a way.

#the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #witcher #geralt #eskel #lambert #witcher lambert #witcher eskel #witcher geralt

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

The wolf witchers definitely tackle each other whenever they meet up.

Geralt and Jaskier come across signs of someone else's camp, and Geralt tears off to go knock Eskel to the ground and rub dirt in his hair.

The next year, Geralt dismounts Roach out of nowhere, tells Jaskier to take Roach, and walk at least 6 steps to the left. Just in time for Lambert to come running up on his horse, jump off mid-gallop, and belly flop right on top of Geralt

#kaer morons #based on real events #the witcher #witcher eskel #lambert witcher #geralt of rivia

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Jaskier: I know he's going to want to train again, I just don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with him.

Eskel: Why don't you just be straight with him? Tell him the truth.

Lambert: Yeah.

Jaskier: You're right, you're right. I should just tell him the truth.

Geralt: Hey.

Jaskier: Geralt, Lambert tripped me, I don't think I can ever train again, ever!

Getalt: Why? Why would you do that?

Lambert: I don't know...Jaskier I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.

Jaskier: Ankle.

Lambert: We'll see.

#the witcher incorrect quotes #source:friends #geralt/jaskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier/geralt #jaskier x geralt #geraskier #witcher jaskier #jaskier #witcher geralt #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher lambert #lambert #geralt

[greenapplespider]

Probably should have gone to bed but I reeeeeeeaaaaally couldn’t help myself 😭

#lambert witcher #Witcher #witcher 3 #witcher fanart #the witcher #witcher lambert #witcher eskel #Eskel x lambert #lambert x Eskel

[jenivere2]

goat dad

#the witcher #the witcher 3 #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher fanart #witcher books #digital art #my art #art

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Modern AU:

Kaer Moron’s Family Car

@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @i-pet-spuders @fandom-junk-drawer @dancinginmyoldsatindress @thequeeninyellowlace

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt #the witcher netflix #witcher #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #vesemir #papa vesemir #witcher lambert #aiden the witcher #witcher eskel #guess which one is Jaskier’s