#witcher ship

[bardcore-jaskier]

♡ My thoughts on Yennskier + headcanons ♡

(Edited post)

- What makes this whole thing so funny and exciting to me is that Yennefer used to think that Jaskier was just some annoying sing songy twit before. While Jaskier's dramatic arse used to consider Yennefer an enemy until she saved him from Rience XD XD XD

- I adored the everliving FUCK out of their scenes together in season 2! Their dynamic is so fucking good! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

- Yennskier, the ship we didn't know we needed, but definitely deserved! Their chemistry is so fucking perfect and their dynamic works so well!

- Personally I think that this ship is actually, currently, THE healthiest and most wholesome one of all my Jaskier ships! At least as of season 2! (Even if Geraskier remains as my OTP)

- In Oxenfurt, when Jaskier and Yennefer got to know eachother better without Geralt's presence to distract them both, ever since they saw the real, raw and vulnerable sides of eachother and became friends, I couldn't help but notice how absolutely toothrottingly perfect they are together!

- Legit, and I kid you not! I can't picture Yennefer and Jaskier having anything other than that deep kind of connection where you know that you are loved, appreciated and adored, despite all your flaws. The kind of love where you know you're not alone, that this person is your family and will always have your back no matter what.

- Yennefer, despite being one of the most powerful sorceresses on the entire continent, treats Jaskier as an equal by the time Ciri gets possessed. (Bro, like even Geralt doesn't do that! Jaskier is his friend, sure, but I've never seen Geralt treating him as an equal.)

- Yennefer and Jaskier have a mutual respect for eachother, they trust eachother, they enjoy eachother's company. All of those things are A CRUCIAL part of having a solid foundation to build a honest, sturdy, long-lasting and happy relationship upon.

- From compatibility POV, they work together a lot better than Geralt and Yennefer did. With Jaskier, there are no djinn related consent issues, there wouldn't be any communication issues and he would probably be a positive influence on Yennefer's mental health.

- Whereas her relationship with Geralt was quite frankly chaotic, explosive, sometimes even toxic. It was built upon a shaky foundation of lust, djinn magic and exchanged favors. Like c'mon, their time together as an on-and-off couple mostly consisted of having kinky unicorn sex, trauma dumping, dealing with magical, gorey and insanely dangerous situations, then talking about said situations until they have a fight! Leaving eachother every time in the end because they can't seem to make it work long-term. They're incompatible because in canon, the only thing that finally made them stick together for good, was an orphaned girl in need of protection. It's not right, kind of like parents who are postponing their divorce until their daughter grows up :/

- Jaskier on the other hand, despite his magic-less ordinary humanity has a hilariously witty, optimistic, stupidly brave, highly empathetic, loyal and supportive personality. Yennefer would have an understanding partner who loves her, cherishes her, acceptc her for who she is without judgement nor pity. A partner who would make it his life's mission to help her see the good things this world has to offer, to make her happy because she deserves it!

- Damn it all, they both have been through enough, they both deserve a break. They actually GET eachother. I can already feel a drabble forming in my brain, set a week or so after the whole Voleth Mier shebang, Jaskier is struggling with PTSD and nightmares about Rience, Yennefer is struggling with guilt and shame because she put Ciri in danger. So while Geralt is too busy with Ciri's training to be there for Jaskier and he feels too betrayed to be in Yennefer's company, neither Yen nor Jask have anyone to turn to in Kaer Morhen, except eachother. Three months confined to a witcher keep together? Now that is a LOT of time to spend with someone you can be openly vulnerable around, bond with, heal and share joy with, unexpectedly falling in love....

- Yennefer too is an extremely good match for Jaskier, it's almost uncanny how much she completes him! Jaskier would finally have an understanding and loving partner who truly saw him when others didn't bother. And Yennefer liked what she saw, the familiar face of a simple human bard who offered kindness and compassion to strangers even if it could kill him. She saw courage, honesty, forgiveness and so much good, a collection of rare qualities she had never thought could exist within one single person all at once. After Voleth Mier, all that goodness was given to her so freely, it is still being given to her everyday, so she knows a treasure when it looks her right in the eyes with such easy warmth. She would make it her life's mission to cling onto him with everything she's got, to love and cherish him the way he deserves, to protect the only person she deems worthy of holding her heart!

- They have a lot in common too. From both having a knack for fashion, both being mischievous little shits at heart and both having high standards when it comes to personal hygiene. To also having similar tastes in both alcohol, humor, luxury and entertainment.....if Yennefer's kinky orgy party and Jaskier's reputation as the biggest slut on the continent is anything to go by.

- Speaking of sex, both of them having a high libido and exceptional skills in bed aside, they're fucking GORGEOUS people! Why wouldn't they find eachother attractive?

- Yennefer is basically a Goddess, beauty personified! She is elegant and breathtaking, everyone knows it.

- However, since a majority of the Witcher fandom usually dismisses Jaskier in favor of simping for Geralt, I can, I must and I WILL gush about how pretty Jaskier is! Cuz clearly some of them bitches be blind, Yennefer is one lucky witch!

- Jaskier is like only 1,5 inches shorter than his grouchy snowman friend. Meaning he is tall as all hell and he definitely isn't lacking in the muscle department either, that bard is jacked yo. His voice is soothing and his vocabulary is extensive enough to make the most experienced of whores blush from pillow talk. He has VERY soft looking hair and he has one of the most angelic fucking faces I've ever seen. His eyes are the clearest shade of blue and his expressions + mannerisms are absolutely adorable! Ok, I'm done gushing, onto the next point....

- Unlike Jaskier, I don't think I have a dummy thick enough of a vocabulary to express how much dopamine Yennskier fanfics give me, more specifically when their husband and wife act from Oxenfurt becomes an inside joke for them, leaving the rest of Kaer Morhen's inhabitants confused as fuck.

- Geralt getting a bit jealous? His brothers wondering when that could have happened? Ciri feeling bamboozled as well?

- It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits. It won't take long until their inside joke is no longer a joke. They already bicker like a married couple anyway XD

- I can not help but also headcanon Jaskier as not fully human. It would be sad if he up and died on his dear immortal wife. I don't necessarily picture him having chaos or other powers in this scenario, but when I do, I think that they would discover them together on accident.

#jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #netflix witcher #witcher netflix #dandelion #jaskier dandelion #witcher ciri #yennefer of vengerberg #yenneferthewitcher #yennskier #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #witcher geralt #witcher headcanon #yennefer x jaskier #part elf jaskier #nonhuman jaskier #immortal jaskier #witcher ship

[helpfulhellhounds]

~*tension*~

the witcher 1x04: of banquets, bastards, and burials

[image description: two sequential digital paintings; in the first painting, jaskier kneels near a window at the foot of a bathtub with a soft, open gaze. in the second painting, geralt sits in the tub with his arms propped up on the rim and stares back with a guarded expression.]

#this scene is a cornerstone of the geraskier ship tbh #so of course I had to draw it #witcher #geraskier #geralt #jaskier #witcher fanart #the witcher #my art #mine. #1k #witcher netflix #the witcher fanart #geralt of rivia #fanart #art #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #artists on tumblr #the inherent emotional vs physical vulnerability dynamics of geraskier

[the-p-in-lgbtqa]

2023 wasn't a year for me and my ships, y'all

#lokius #loki #attack on titan #any eren ship fr #eremin #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #radskier #the witcher #destiel #supernatural #our flag meets death #any izzy ship #izzy hands #nbc hannibal #hannigram #stranger things

[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

#i wanna see it with every ship #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivia #geraskier #yennskier #yes it's also yennskier #geraskefer technically #the witcher #photos #my edit #meme #crack #shitpost #incorrect quotes #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher netflix #twn #season 2 #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #crispy

[charlesoberonn]

I'm all for gay stuff too but you don't gotta be misogynistic about it.

#shipping #misogyny #sexism #gayatri #across the spider verse #quinn airgon #final space #eleven hopper #stranger things #sakura haruno #naruto #kairi #kingdom hearts #yona #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #mary jane watson #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher #pepper potts #iron man #mcu #marvel cineatic universe #ochako uraraka #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mel medarda #arcane #league of legends

[tielmamon]

Geralt still hates parties, but most of the time its worth the trouble if he's with his bard 🥹❤️

#geraskier #jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geralt #the witcher #fanart #some fluff for the soul #still realing from s3 #geraskier babes dont abandon ship PLEASE #my jaskier corset agenda

[onedivinemisfit]

Seeing Cavill’s departure it’s like. Yeah. This is what happens when you bring the dedicated weeb on set, then fool yourself into thinking he will sit there all obedient like a Good Boi as you mangle canon to fuck and back.

#the witcher #henry cavill #no wonder he’d jump ship in the end #season one was passably changed #then we fucking went off the rails in s2 #i stan his decision #this is the only salt i will allow myself #i’ve been politely shutting my mouth about twn for two years lol #bc i know what us book fans get called #but see #cavill’s one of us mwahahahaha

[williamrikers]

why is the ideal ship dynamic colorful and enthusiastic man who is utterly insane slash goth princess who is also utterly insane

i mean

it just works

so well

every time

#yeah i do have a type and this is it #this is THE ideal ship dynamic #good omens #axc #the witcher #gxj #our flag means death #the sandman #dreamling #*mine

[xejune]

little cool-down gerlion doodle from yesterday

#ive been reading the books (currently still on the 1st one lol) & its giving me more confidence to depict their book versions accurately ✨ #so expect more book doodles in the future <3 #the witcher #art #the witcher books #gerlion #geralt of rivia #dandelion #my art #doodle #theyre idiots in love #dumbass4dumbass #ideal ship dynamic

[onlymagpie]

doodle of them 🏃

#school has got me in a chokehold... i haven't drawn them in so long I kind of forgot how to ;w; #dandelion #zoltan chivay #dandelion x zoltan #comfort rarepair..... #do they have a ship name?? #the witcher #the witcher books #magpie draws

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

#yennaia #rhaenicent #wenclair #rhaenyra x alicent #yennefer x tissaia #wednesday x enid #hotd #the witcher #wednesday #yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targeryan #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #non canon #non canon ships #supercorp #jackieshauna #adding these cuz i saw someone comment supercorp and i was like true i may not have included them as an image but theyre always with us

[the-third-bard]

The fact that jaskier had to explicitly state that his and geralt's relationship is purely platonic is really funny

#The writers be like. See! The bard said in the show that its platonic! You can stop the shipping now :) #My brother in christ you made him say that #He didnt just come alive and say that independently #The witcher #Jaskier

[everlastingfable]

I am just so obsessed with toxic ship radskier. like radovid, the bored crowned prince of redania, the jaskier fan boy who wants to play at being a spy. he meets jaskier and oh what a fun game this is, until it's not. and jaskier who initially just wanted to use radovid's power and wealth to get rid of rience and keep the people he loves safe. but radovid is different, he wants to see jaskier beyond his bard persona, something no one else (geralt) has really tried to do. they see right through each other's mask and yet they don't. they're using each other, they love each other, their relationship will bring them ruin

#I'm begging for fics please #this ship will end in flames and oh my god I can't wait #the witcher #netflix #text #spoilers #jaskier #radovid #personal #radskier

[hannibard]

JASKIER IS BI CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I'm being late to a final exam just to post this 😭😭😭 #there's no way I'll be able to focus now #i knew i shouldn't have let myself ran out of adhd meds.... #BI!JASKIER!!!!! #prince radovid #news #the witcher #s3 #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #the witcher netflix #bisexual #jaskier x radovid #what's the ship name gonna be? #radskier #? #sounds funny lol #twn #joey batey #lauren hirsch

[darkverrmin]

I want to see Radovid not holding back on his affection towards Jaskier.

I want to see him complimenting the bard on things like his smile, his hair, they way his eyes crinkle when he laughs.

I want to see Radovid hugging Jaskier from behind, kissing his hand, brushing his hair away from his face (and looking adorably nervous while doing so).

And Jaskier is a little shocked by all of this, because sure, he had a lot of lovers, and they all complimented on his looks and wits. But this man adores Jaskier for who he really is and it's all so overwhelming

#i will go down with this ship #radskier #the witcher #jaskier #geraskier #radovid #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz

[vick-shimmer]

My dear witcher…

#witcher #the witcher #witcher 3 #geregis #emiel regis #geralt of rivia #getting these old men out of my system #new comfort ship fr #geralt x regis #my art #inspired by @seherrons fics #on ao3 #lillies of the valley since theyre popping up everywhere in spring 🌼💐