#witcher vigilante au

[thedemonofcat]

Superman Au:

Geralt Rivia is a masked vigilante superhero called The Witcher. His identity as the Witcher is kept a secret from everyone, even Geralt’s boyfriend, Jaskier.

Jaskier is a journalist who as having a habit of sticking his nose in a place he should have and then getting kidnapped by some supervillain, needing Geralt to come and save him.

#the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #the witcher #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #fic ideas #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #headcanon #yennefer of vengerberg #anya cholatra #the witcher season 3 #anya chalotra #the witcher season three #witcher yennefer #modern au #superman

[tarantula-teeth]

WIP Tag game!!

Tagged by dear @meggie-stardust

I am always working on at least 10 fics at any given time. They cycle around until I finish them and then a new one gets added.

Actively in progress:

Bending Back rewrite (85% complete!!)

Wicked Dreams rewrite (75% written, 50% rewritten)

Fore Majeure : Not safe or sane but very consensual sterek fic

Bonding: cute(?) bdsm fic, sterek

for they don't have trees: teen wolf movie fix-it, stiles and eli team up to resurrect derek

Steve Harrington’s Journey into Marriage and Homemaking: fic about steve's parents dying and leaving him a 12 year old sister to raise

Fics hanging out in the WIP archive for a while I might revisit:

Amnesia!fic: peter gets amnesia and doesn't tell anyone about it, steter

20-something deaton and peter accidentally summon present day stiles: deaton/peter/stiles

the one where stiles uses peter to get revenge on his ex (who is scott's dad)

every box a girl: after finding her sister's remains, betty returns to riverdale on a mandated mental health leave and begins to KILL

babadook fic: has nothing to do with the babadook, stiles accidentally splits his younger self off from his body and has to reconcile with it to be complete

genderswap steter

amnesia chris peacemaker thinks he's dating vigilante

gender weirding peacemaker fic

WIPs I'm pretty sure I will never complete:

Mitch fic: mitch from american assassin gets dropped in beacon hills

stiles wakes up as a vampire

peter accidentally summons his younger self but also body swaps with him (i think being forced to interact with yourself is interesting) (was gonna be lydia/stiles/peter)

witcher au

Not abandoned but idk if it will ever be done:

third part of the space between verse

i think most people have been tagged so if you're doubled just know you're loved. i will tag @dear-massacre @cw0ffeefandomaddict @vmures and anyone else who wants to share. i will come ask questions fs

#my fic

[willowser]

thoughts: drabbles and nonsense

⤷ general tag

⤷ themed tags: ex-husband | nerd | cowboy | domestic | love island | dad | amnesia au | best friend

๑ snippet of witcher!bakugou that i will never finish

๑ modern au boss bakugou

๑ bakugou confessing

๑ the last of us: bakugou

๑ pro hero!bakugou x fairy!reader

๑ soulmate/arranged marriage au

๑ fantasy/god of war-ish au

๑ next door neighbor bakugou

๑ ex-boyfriend!bakugou

๑ bakugou comes in izuku's place

๑ vigilante!bakugou (+nsfw add.)

⤷ general tag

⤷ themed tags: dad | step dad | cowboy | pro hero | domestic

๑ post war arc touya

๑ band au!dabi

๑ friends to lovers

๑ soulmate au

๑ crown prince!touya

⤷ general tag

⤷ themed tags: pirate | nerd | love island

๑ will's drunk dad!kirishima thoughts

๑ ex-boyfriend!kirishima

๑ vampire kirishima

๑ pro hero!kirishima x assistant!reader

๑ kiri with a crush

๑ ex-best friend kirishima

⤷ general tag

android

general writing tag.

*not everything i've written is listed here; if there is anything in particular you are looking for/would like to be added to the list, please let me know and i will do that !

#✿ masterlists #✿ bnha: drabbles and nonsense

[aceofwonders]

villain!areli: wrath

villain!vaughn: greed

🤔 what does it mean?

#just had this random realization aghjks #lightning bastards representing deadly sins?! #kinda Sexy #tbh #in a jokey sense it's like areli 'i want Revenge!' | vaughn 'i want Shiny Things!' #witcher vigilante au #witcher oc #others ocs #ch: vaughn o mordha #friend oc: areli #witcher nonsense #rel: vaughn & areli

[mcousland]

some henchman, failing at his job of keeping the reporter quiet and tied up until the vigilante the villain chose to target that night gets there to try and save her: has anyone ever told you how charming you are?

maeve, literally using her charm powers against him to get the fuck out or simply stall for time: hahah no 🥰 that's so sweet of you 🥰 has anyone told you how Strong you are? you could probably use those arms of yours and tear these ropes right off me. why don't you try it, darling 🥰

#witcher au: heroes #maeve #thinking about this fun au again thanks clowns #this is how maeve gets herself into trouble. and then further trouble #step 1) get captured bc villains know the vigilantes/heroes are smooching or soft on you #step 2) weasel out of your bindings #step 3) get caught trying to escape and end up in an even worse position #step 4) idk. chat the ears off the villain until someone rescues you

[dear-ao3]

do you have any geraskier fic recs?

i in fact do. courtesy of myself and discord:

harrier by @agoodgoddamnshot: E, 31k, complete. jaskier is a witcher who meets geralt on the path, sexy times ensue.

a twist in time: E, 14k, complete. jaskier does not meet geralt in posada when he is supposed to. (mind the tags)

a full blown case of what is known by @crushcandles: E, 11k, complete. the relationship jaskier had over the winter affects his one with geralt. pining.

i will not kiss you by @a-kind-of-merry-war: E, 22k, complete. geralt gets cursed, he can't touch anyone.

the fear of falling apart by @storm-and-starlight: T, 10k, complete. jaskier is a selkie who pines for the ocean.

leaves by @all-hail-the-witcher: G, 2k, complete. geralt and jaskier separate early for the winter. geralt presses leaves to give him in the fall.

silver and steel: E, 78k (series), wip. jaskier’s father father tries to ruin his life by assigning a mysterious cassiline to guard him but the real mystery is why they aren't fucking yet

the god of scraped knees by @andthepeople: M, 8k, complete. jaskier used to be a sorcerer, but he doesn't want to remember what it feels like anymore. 

the courting season: M, 47k, complete. geralt realizes that he is in love with jaskier one winter and he and his brothers research how to court a minor noble, however, jaskier is romantically clueless.

homo homini lupus est (man is wolf to man) by @inexplicifics: T, 7k, complete. more than a year after the dragon hunt, geralt needs rescuing and jaskier might be the only person who can manage it.

the accidental warlord and his pack by @inexplicifics: E, 342k (series), wip. jaskiers family gives him to the white wolf, the warlord of the north. but it is not what jaskier was expecting. 

an exaltation of wolves by @round--robin: E, 124k (series), complete. jaskier comes to kaer morhen and discovers that the other wolves are just as prickly and just as deserving of love as geralt. 

heart exhange by @jaskiersvalley: E, 78k, complete. geralt meets jaskier and he is so different than any other dom he's met before that he decides to push the limits (mind the tags)

lock & key: E, 9k, complete. jaskier suggests a chastity device to make himself a worthy travel companion and gives geralt the key.

julian by @vands38: E, 22k, complete. jaskier is a child prodigy burnout, geralt is a ballet dancer who has had a career altering accident, geralt sees a potential dance partner in jaskier, jaskier wants to get laid.

a horny bard and a confused witcher by @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde: M, 1.1k (series) wip. jaskier uses every single sexual tension inducing phrase and situation he can think of, but geralt just doesn't get it.

fuck indeed by @jaskierswolf: E, 8.7k, complete. jaskier starts an onlyfans account.

mom hugs and ice cream by @avengeful-bunny: T, 2.5k, complete. geralt gets dragged to a pride parade by his brothers, while there he comes across a woman giving out free mom hugs and meets jaskier.

cast a spell for your demon by @kueble: E, 11k (series), wip. geralt is a demon, jaskier travels with him.

time to wonder, do i dare? by @norationalthoughtrequired : M, 28k, complete. geralt owns a bookshop and allows jaskier to play outside. along the way they fall in love.

i dont like most people by @softdarlingjaskier: T, 2k, complete. geralt comes back from a bath upset, jaskier tries to make him feel better. softness ensues.

next to you by @lankygeralt: E, 42k, complete. jaskier is in college and falls in love with his best friend, ciris, dad. 

incubus jaskier by @dat-carovieh: E, 12k (series), wip. jaskier is an incubus who needs sexual energy to survive.

i try so loud to love you. you cannot seem to hear. by @dat-carovieh: E, 18k, complete. jaskier is not shy about his love for geralt, but geralt denys having feelings. pining ensues.

in this realm of blood and sin by @feedingmyinsomnia: E, 24k, complete. an angsty fix it where jaskier makes bad life choices and geralt tries to fix the mess he made. (mind the warnings)

the kink club au by @feedingmyinsomnia: E, 48k (series), wip. a series of one shots (nsfw and sfw) for the geraskier kink club modern au.

may the blood freeze in my veins (let me rot within my grave) by @feedingmyinsomnia: M, 5.4k, complete. geralt gets a contract in lettenhove and meets jaskier, but the contract is causing him trouble.

there's a harshness in your voice and a softness in your hands by @damatris: T, 2.6k, complete. jaskier gets hurt trying to defend geralt.

in your arms (i feel loved) by @damatris: T, 2.8k, complete. five times jaskier hugged geralt and one time geralt hugged jaskier.

the fae went down to touissant by @professorjaskier: G, 5k, complete. a fae claims that she can play the lute better than jaskier can. a devil went down to georgia au.

im only human after all by @ghostinthelibrarywrites: M, 87k, complete. geralt is a vigilante by night and a reporter by day. jaskier is his ex and obsessed with the witcher, geralts vigilante alter ego. but when geralt is blackmailed, jaskier gets involved. 

soulmates by @officerjennie: T, 6k, complete. geralt is on a self loathing streak and jasper is not taking any of his shit. (see warnings)

fingertips by @dapandapod: G, 1k, complete. jaskier is too stressed to sleep and geralt wants to help.

hollow by @dapandapod: M, 9k, complete. jaskier loses his memory of geralt, geralt tries to let him go but they get pulled back to each other.

fair by @comfyswitcherblanketfort: G, 1.5k, complete. geralt and jaskier are in love, decades of mutual pining and accidental love confessions ensue. based on fair by the amazing devil.

sweater weather by @wherethewordsare: E, 4.6k, complete. geralt leaves his hoodie at jaskiers and that's the last push they need to get together.

you're only brave in the moonlight (stay till sunrise) by @yoursummerfrost: E, 29k, complete. jaskier falls in love with his college roommate. a slow burn.

a warm reunion after a cold winter by @elliestormfound: T, 1.2k, complete. geralt and jaskiers first hug after the winter lasted a little longer than usual.

rugby geralt au by @reallooney: T, 68k (series), wip. geralt is captain of the rugby team, jaskier is a music student. they are together, but during one spring semester geralt befalls a series of unfortunate luck, the following fall, the same happens to jaskier. or: the boys take care of each other and its very soft.

i was burning up with fever ( i didnt care how long i lived): G, 4k, complete. jaskier has the flu. geralt, lambert and eskel (mistakenly) think that he's dying.

say yes to the dress au by @all-hail-the-witcher: T, 2k (series), wip. jaskier is a bridal consultant (or randy with the personality of david emmanuel) at kleinfelds. geralt is the mysterious dress designer that rarely makes public appearances. 

#the witcher #the witcher fic rec #witcher fic rec #witcher fics #geraskier #geraskier fic #geraskier fic rec #geralt #jaskier #not a tag #from saph #dear people who are not in the bog who are recced here: we all love your work #and in case you're wondering why an ao3 blog is reccing witcher fics #my main is all-hail-the-witcher

[scmediafest]

Happy Sunday! Today, we’re sharing some works you just won’t be able to put down. From baby books and The Alchemist to car chases and superheroes — these fics got it all! 

If you’re following along with the daily releases and want to track your progress,  you can find the latest updates in this Google Sheet!

📚

vroom vroom, bitches

[David/Patrick - M - 30,859]

It’s Friday, for fuck’s sake. David did not have ‘death’ on the agenda for today.

But here he is, on a bus, attempting to steer this twin-axle six-wheeler despite lacking a valid regular license, let alone a commercial one, because to add insult to severe injury, the driver’s been fucking shot and if the speedometer drops below 80 kilometers per hour, said bus will explode.

Because some idiot decided to go ahead and put a bomb on it.

Or, the Speed AU that at least one of you asked for.

*📚*

there's no such thing

[David/Patrick - T - 19,226]

When David Rose was a child, he had an imaginary friend called Patrick.

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aka the Monsters, Inc. AU that I asked myself for.

*📚*

There's Never Only One Bed

[David/Patrick - E - 7,462]

'Where do you keep getting these ideas?” “What ideas?” “These ideas in the bedroom. I’ve never been with a partner who's tried all these things with me."

David and Patrick's relationship evolves beyond friendship as they bond over David's favorite guilty pleasure show and Patrick decides to spice up their love live with ideas he gets from the fanfic written about it.

A 5+1 about how fanfic inspires them to try new things in their relationship.

*📚*

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Bathilda E. Schitt

[Alexis & David - G - 6,212]

Missing: Priceless Crocodile Bag and Children

Valuable family heirloom subject of devious thievery. Reward available in exchange for safe return. Also missing, Davis and Alex Rose. If seen, call Moira’s Rose’s Phone 4856.

David is fed up with being ignored by his parents, so he decides to run away from home to the most beautiful place that he can think of (that doesn't require stealing his parents' private jet). His little sister, Alexis, joins him as they decide to secretly take up residence in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Inspired by From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

*📚* 

like a streak of light

[Alexis/Twyla - M - 5,149]

Police are seeking information on the masked vigilante after the Police Chief of New York issued an arrest warrant on her just one week ago.

Not much is known about the newly minted Spider Woman, except for the videos posted online and shown on the local news saving people from death-defying events by swinging from building to building before disappearing into the night, although she has been known to pose for the occasional selfie if you stumble upon her in an abandoned alley (which we do not recommend, because crime).

Contrary to the opinion of the police, locals see Spider Woman as a hero, even more so after last night when she saved no less than a dozen people when what looks like a giant lizard stopped traffic on the Manhattan Bridge and tore through cars—like it was looking for something—before disappearing into the sewers.

Spider Woman, wherever you are, we hope you’re having an amazing day, sweetie.

or, Alexis Rose gets bitten by a radioactive spider.

*📚* 

And Feed Them On Your Dreams

[David/Patrick, Alexis & David - G - 2,603]

David is throwing a baby shower for a friend, but this time he actually wants to. He and several friends choose books to gift to the new baby.

*📚*

This is an angry break up song, right?

[Alexis/Ted, Alexis/Twyla/Ted, Ruth/Stevie - G - 1,533]

Ted convinces Twyla and Alexis to watch the Witcher....and very quickly regrets it when one particular song becomes the focus of a debate.

*📚*

[Podfic] Always Kiss Me Goodnight

[David/Patrick - M - 07m:27s]

Listen to this,” Patrick says, and David closes his sketchbook without hesitating. He shifts only enough to set it back on the nightstand and then turns his attention to Patrick, curling up against him and resting his head on his shoulder. Patrick slips his fingers through David’s hair as he begins to read.

*📚*

[Vid] I'll Be There For You

[David/Patrick, Alexis & Twyla, David & Stevie - G - 00m:46s]

The one where they lived in Schitt's Creek.

OR: A Schitt's Creek fan video to the Friends theme song

* 

CREATORS: If your works were released today, please don't forget to update your posting date!

#david x patrick #alexis x ted #alexis x twyla #alexis x twyla x ted #ruth x stevie #david rose #alexis rose #patrick brewer #twyla sands #ted mullens #ruth clancy #stevie budd #sc mediafest #mediafest 2022 #scmediafest #sc fanfic #sc podfic

[geraskierficrecs]

Modern AU Stories

when midnights break their sleep by SummerFrost

The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

"It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

(This is one of my favorite stories in the fandom.  I love it so much!!)

Give Me Nothing, Give Me You by dis

Ciri's kindergarten letter comes in the mail on a Tuesday. Geralt opens it, skims it, and frowns at the class his daughter has been assigned.

Dandelions.

Or: A modern AU with Dad!Geralt and Teacher!Jaskier.

Chopsticks by thisgirlsays22

“Yennefer sent me a check for eight lessons for you,” Jaskier said the following weekend, wearing a beige button-down with--

“Does your shirt have owls on it?” Geralt asked, caught somewhere between amusement and horror.

Jaskier looked down and tugged on the front of his shirt as if he had to remind himself what was on it. He beamed at Geralt. “Yeah! Do you like it?”

“Not particularly.”

The smile swiftly disappeared.

“It’s not terrible,” he amended, stepping back to let Jaskier inside the apartment. Then Jaskier’s initial words sank in. “Wait. Yen did what?”

Hanging up on Yennefer was always a mistake.

New Monster Stories by kathkin

“So do you have a name?”

“Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.

Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”

The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”

It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?

Where There’s a Witcher by ghostinthelibrary

Jaskier is a twentysomething recently unemployed journalist and amateur musician looking for his big break. So when he’s saved from the jaws of a wyvern by the infamous Butcher of Blaviken, Geralt of Rivia, he comes up with a brilliant idea: he’ll follow the Witcher around and sing about their exploits. He’ll gain fame and fortune and Geralt will get a much needed image rehab. Everyone wins. Unless Jaskier goes and falls in love like an idiot.

Only Human Series by ghostintxelibrary

It’s a Tuesday, so someone is threatening to kill Jaskier.

Geralt doesn’t know why he’s surprised anymore.

Geralt moonlights as a superpowered vigilante called the Witcher, but his cover identity is the mild-mannered Geralt Rivia, reporter at The Continental Press. Jaskier is an entertainment writer at the Press and Geralt’s ex-boyfriend. He's obsessed with the Witcher, the vigilante who has saved his life multiple times. When Geralt is blackmailed by a powerful sorcerer into pursuing the Shrike, a serial killer who’s been targeting abusive men, Jaskier gets involved, despite Geralt’s best efforts.

(Seriously, all of her stuff is amazing.  Read it all.)

Thieves and Riches

Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

I’ll Never Be Free From Your Smile by whisperedstory

Geralt isn't sure how he got here, standing in his kitchen in black gym shorts and a baby pink—baby fucking pink—shirt that stretches too tightly over his muscles and has Toss a Coin written in sparkling gold letters across his chest while Jaskier is aiming a camera at his face.

Or: Jaskier is a YouTuber and Geralt is his best friend and roommate.

Next to You by Bean_Writes

Moving to a new town is one thing. Moving to a new town, becoming best friends with his neighbor and falling head over heels for her dad is something entirely different.

In his second year of college, Jaskier struggles with his undying crush on Geralt, Ciri's dad. It also doesn't help that the man's job involves him looking like an absolute wet dream come true, emerging from beneath a car, muscles flexing, slick with sweat and grease.

He's really fucked.

The Tale of Jaskier's Grudge Against Historians (and how they gave him his happy ending anyway) by notebooksandlaptops

[Text Sent From Ciri] Is there a reason why a love letter to Yen and Geralt is in the British Museum signed from you?? -C

[Text Sent to Ciri] Because Historians are nosey pricks. Do NOT tell your parents. -J

[Text Sent From Ciri] ;) – C

The winking face of a semicolon and a bracket stared up at him, composed of unforgiving pixels. She wouldn’t, would she? No. No. She couldn’t. She wouldn’t.

She wouldn’t.

-///-

Or, an exploration of the reason (immortal) Jaskier hates historians (hint: it's because they keep stealing his shit and putting it on display)

#modern au #modern witcher #no powers au #geraskier #geraltxjaskier #dad geralt #bartender geralt #fic recs #fic list #fluff #mutual pining #urban fantasy #modern magic #slow burn #idiots in love #geralt/jaskier #found family #thief jaskier #cop geralt #superhero au #musician jaskier #teacher jaskier #mechanic geralt #pining #pining geralt #pining jaskier #misunderstandings #angst #angst with a happy ending #immortal jaskier

[cadriona]

WIPs and Bunnies

Came back to edit this post a bit, so here’s the ao3 account and below are the current ongoing fics and potential fic ideas I guess? might make a complete fic collection under a line break idk

Current Ongoing Fics(?):

Mora for a myth (complete)

potential mora snippet/oneshots (kokomi chapter)

atla x genshin cross: beidou, ningguang, keqing, and yelan yeeted into atla via reincarnation (book 3).

feral!beidou au: baby beidou is adopted by haishan and co., there are consequences (assumed longfic, currently has like 700 words to its name and im actually going to make an outline for it) (progress since last update: nil)

Amnesia au

superhero/vigilante au (ongoing)

anni video inspired au

...trigun stampede ep12 canon divergence amnesia fic (chap 1/5?)

mermay beiguang! i blame the vashwood big bang server (affectionate)

Plot Bunnies (the list that I look at and cry):

arcane x genshin: beiguang gets yeeted into runeterra 2 years pre plot and accidentally adopts most of the main cast (longfic?) idea yeeted

Yeet Liyue cast into Marvel via reincarnation and watch the fires as they give fury an aneurysm

at most would be series of tumblr posts??

tokyo ghoul au?? also beiguang, see post here

idea yeeted to plot bunny graveyard

...beiguang witcher au (probably yeeted, because i am a petty person ig)

miscellaneous crack fics that spawn willy-nilly

EDITED: JUNE 30 AND IM DONE MY DEFENCEEEEE

Completed fics (see below the cut)

Beiguang fics:

mora for a myth

5 times ning saved beidou and the one time beidou returned the favor

Beiguang weiqi match in the forest

modern au chaos

fireman au crackfic

good omens au

mafia au

post ningguang dress reveal crackfic

crackfic (there are a lot of finches)

post jade chamber fall

vacation pre drinking event

beidou dies, ningguang suffers

sickfic! to fix the hurt no comfort of the prev fic aioehgaoie

dragon god beidou and human ning (...lemons)

soft morning after (unrelated to prev)

beiguang week fics as nicknamed by prompts

first time (lemon)

moonlight (werewolves and midautumn)

dragon and phoenix (set post mora for a myth)

vacation (post bartending event)

toys (LEMONS, also set in taro’s dragon god beidou au)

family (beidou meets ning’s parents)

hurt no comfort as inspired by yet another art by taro lmaoo

xianxia oneshot for the genshin femslash server zine

...sex pollen

soulmate (shared pain) au

spy x family au

possessive ning that can see an eldritch god au...?

Others:

mona/keqing wing au

mona/keqing historical fantasy

ATLA au where beiguang, yelan, and keqing are yeeted into the elemental nations

Eisara wings and healing

shenlan 3+1 meeting fic

yelan matchmaking beiguang

eisara modern semi-mafia au

guiping fic: a final melody (oh singer of the dust), much character death, much author’s misinterpretation of history

#cadri is screaming #beiguang has me by the throat #ib never taught me time management #my stuff #for later reference #cadri's post #there is so much screaming #it is 2023 and i am still screaming #dumped some plot bunnies for others but they still alive and kicking LMAOO

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

Geraskier Fic Masterpost

Series

Where There’s a Witcher: 9/9 installments complete. A modern with magic AU set on a 21st century Continent where Geralt is one of the last remaining witchers and Jaskier is a twentysomething blogger and aspiring musician who begins following Geralt around and singing about his exploits after Geralt saves his life. Features plenty of misunderstandings about modern technology, sass, monsters of the week, and eventual established relationship cuteness. Also features background Triss/Yennefer and Aiden/Lambert.

Only Human: 3/3 installments complete. A superhero AU set in modern-day Novigrad, where Geralt is a superpowered vigilante called the Witcher with a Clark Kent-ish secret identity as a mild-mannered reporter, and Jaskier is basically his Lois Lane. Features angst with a happy ending, identity porn, and Stregobor getting his ass kicked. Also features background Yennefer/Fringilla and Essi/Shani.

The Kaer Morhen Pack: 1/? installments complete. A werewolf AU where Jaskier and Geralt are married in order to seal a peace treaty between the rival Lettenhove and Kaer Morhen Packs. Only, Jaskier isn't really a werewolf, a fact that his pack did not disclose to Geralt.

Knot On Your Life: 3/? installments complete. A series of PWPs featuring alpha!Jaskier, omega!Geralt, and lots of knot puns.

Multi-chapter

We could be wolves: 48K words. E. Childhood friends AU where Geralt and Jaskier meet at the age of seven while Geralt is on his way to Kaer Morhen and they become best friends. Features part-elf Jaskier, truly excessive amounts of mutual pining, childhood trauma, and Geralt being soft.

this is the road to ruin: 31K. E. Working the night shift at the E-Z-Go, Jaskier is used to an assortment of strange characters. But Geralt, with his beat up old van, the swords in his passenger seat, and his occasional unexplained stab wound, may be the strangest. Jaskier can’t decide if he’s a LARPer or a hitman. Either way, he wants to know more.

If you want to (I can save you): 18K. M. A modern spy AU. Being an agent for the Redanian Secret Service is murder for one’s personal life— a lesson that Jaskier learned the hard way six months before, when his relationship with the love of his life, Geralt, crashed and burned. But when Jaskier’s cover is blown and a dangerous crime lord puts a bounty on his head, Geralt ends up in the crossfire.

Salt and Ash, Iron and Bone: 47K. E. After Geralt’s death, Jaskier returns to the fae realm, unable to live in the human world without the witcher he loved. When he’s attacked and nearly killed eight centuries later, Jaskier flees back to the human world, where he finds himself face-to-face with Geralt. This Geralt is a redheaded, freckled human with no memory of his life as a witcher or of Jaskier. But as Jaskier gets to know his oldest friend all over again— and starts to fall in love with him all over again— a mysterious enemy threatens both their lives.

Witcher of Surprise: 82K. E. Jaskier claims the Law of Surprise after saving a farmer from plunging to his death, only to learn that the man’s wife has just brought an injured witcher home to heal. Geralt is less than thrilled about being tied by destiny to a bard, but can’t find a way out of it.

One Shots

Once Bitten: 3K. M. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. After a bruxa attack, a bestiary written by an Oxenfurt professor has Jaskier convinced that he’s about to turn into a vampire. Geralt can’t figure out what’s wrong with his friend until it’s almost too late.

If You Give a Bard a Lute: 10K. T. After Jaskier’s father disowns him, confiscates all his possessions— including Filavandrel’s lute— and kicks him out with nothing but the clothes on his back, Jaskier spends a long, hungry winter barely surviving. When he reunites with Geralt in the spring, his witcher is determined to get his lute back, even if it means recruiting his fellow witchers to stage a heist.

Cryptid Fucking for Fun and Profit: 7K. E. When Jaskier, a vlogger and amateur cryptozoologist, goes hunting for the famed Bigfoot of the Blue Mountains, he gets more than he bargained for.

Someone Else's Coat: 4K. T. A songfic based on The Amazing Devil's "Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious." Feeling out of place at a party where he doesn't know anyone, Jaskier retreats to hide among the other guests’ coats. But he’s not the only one looking for a place to hide.

No, I Don't: 5K. T. Geralt and Jaskier are trying to navigate their way through a brand new long-distance romance after a decade of friendship. So when Geralt accidentally tells Jaskier that he loves him, he panics. Just a little.

Malicious Intentions: 7K. M. When Jaskier buys a tent to protect himself from the oppressive summer heat, Geralt takes it as one more sign that the foolish, soft-handed lordling has no place on the Path. But both Jaskier and the tent prove to be more resilient than Geralt anticipated.

Runaway Jaskier: 19K. E. When Geralt saves his upstairs neighbor from getting eaten by a bruxa, he plans to patch the kid up and Axii him into forgetting what happened. After all, the world has forgotten about witchers, monsters, and magic, and Geralt would like to keep it that way. Only, Jaskier has no interest in forgetting the coolest, most terrifying thing that’s ever happened to him, so he escapes out the window, leading Geralt on a wild goose chase across Novigrad.

All Hands On Deck: 1K. M. Trying to make a connection with his new friend and muse—and also trying to get into his pants—Jaskier asks Geralt to teach him about the only thing the witcher seems to care about, besides Roach and blessed silence: Gwent.

the moon will sing a song for me: 17K. E. When Jaskier returns after a full moon trapped in his wolf form, Geralt knows something is terribly wrong with his best friend and roommate—who Geralt may or may not have been pining over for the past decade. But as the days pass and Geralt, his fellow witchers, and Yennefer fail to figure out what's wrong with Jaskier, he starts to lose himself to the wolf. Can Geralt get him back before it’s too late?

Other Masterposts:

Main

Jaskel/Geraskel

Yennskier/Geraskefer

Rarepair

#the witcher #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #ghost's fic #ghost's writing #ghost's masterposts

[hanzajesthanza]

i might have developed a witcher superhero au even though i dont even care for the superhero genre and have no experience with it. idk if this aligns with any kind of superhero canons out there since i dont have experience im just saying whatever i want to. also this is from september of last year and comprised from a few different discord messages i sent to my friends

note that i build aus by just looking at the canon and making everything fit a different universe instead of creating extremely different situations and characters... i.e., it’s an alternate universe, not an alternate story.

some worldbuilding clarifications:

in this there are characters that are just some guys. dandelion is just a regular singer. but imagine if like elton john and batman were best friends forever and everyone knew about their epic friendship

superheroes in this are treated ig just basically like magic abilities in the witcher; some ppl have them though its rare, theres a few schools in the world to develop them

i dont see a necessity in this au specifically to add things in like “superheroes are oppressed for having powers” or anything like that because [ironic for a witcher books fan to say] i dislike oppression allegories if they’re overt comparisons to specific forms of oppression irl, and i’d rather real oppression be tackled instead because it can be insensitive a lot of the time

there’s also superheroes who dont have powers which are a lot of our cast lol. geralt just still has two swords and the ability to kick ass

as for setting, there’s always like some city this stuff is set in but i want to genre bend and say a lot of it is roadtripping through the countryside and they only enter cities when the plot calls for it (like entering reidbrune in ttos)

heres some cringey supernames:

geralt: “the white wolf”… but more commonly “the wolf”. the “the” is mandatory :/ yennefer: menace dandelion: that’s already his stage name. gay ass milva: “kite”. opposite of geralt in that there is never a “the”. cahir: doesn’t have a super identity or name and doesn’t want one. he’s “the [unknown] rider” sometimes because he kidnapped ciri while riding a motorcycle regis: it’s complicated, scroll down angoulême: just a supervillain’s henchman for now, but has meticulously brainstormed and planned out potential supervillain’s names, and she wants to be a supervillain called “dagger”… “because, you know, dagger, like? sharp? cutting? i’m funny, i wound people. what’s not to love.”

geralt is a vigilante so/but ppl just see him as an inconvenience. this world might take place in a post-nuclear setting where the effects have created monsters and also are the sources of people’s superpowers. 

yennefer is not a superhero so to speak but she just has powers and uses them whenever she wants. sometimes its cool and sometimes it causes traffic incidents. she just owns her own small business and doesn’t care too much about using her powers for good or evil, she just wants a regular life. she got more bad rap than she deserved though just bc she didnt play to society’s ‘you have to use your powers for either good or evil’ thing. geralt meets her in a similar fashion to the canon last wish. complete with crashing a dinner party

yennefer: literally just minding her own damn business and living her life everyone else: so why don’t you exist for MY benefit . what a b*tch

just like in canon, the main conflict is that ciri is like being hunted by the government for her powers and by leagues of other ppl with powers (lodge, aen elle) for the same reasons. she has superhero abilities but doesnt know how to control them and if this were a superhero comic she could teleport inbetween the pages and enter/exit scenes through the margins

milva gets caught strategically taking out hateful and violent people as a vigilante and gets caught by eithne and joins her coalition instead. 

cahir is a young man from a wealthy family who through nepotism gets a job at a tech company and then gets tasked with retrieving ciri so the company can use her for her powers.

regis was a supervillain (bc of course…) … eventually he stopped going insane though and became normal and is now a trauma surgeon at a hospital 😅. slightly different backstory than in canon, since he is human in this - he is one of a few ‘gifted’ people who developed powers from a young age and this was overwhelming to his parents so he was in the foster care system for a long time. he generally exploited the lack of care from parents and sought attention and affection from peers instead, showing off. he became famous and revelled in the attention from not only other people but local news outlets and the media. but when they moved on he became embittered and started to arrogantly and narcisticically exploit his fans for power and he might have overthrown the city at one point idk anyways he died of his own stupid accord but came back through his powers. oh yeah his powers... he has shadow-based powers that are generally like his canonical powers (disappearing, putting people to sleep, hypnosis) but also with the addition of manipulating shadow to cause a variety of unpredictable chaos to happen. and perhaps flight/levitation, or some sort of blink/shadow travel ability... but no turning into a bat. also he has perhaps some kind of life force draining powers bc id like him to be called nightplague … which he thought was a stupid name but society gave him it anyways … he wanted to be called “fangZ,” with a Z (or Kaos (chaos) with a K), which he thought was SO cool and ranted to his ex-girlfriend and anyone who would listen about it extensively….. 😑 also as a supervillain he looked like zoga from captain yajima (worthikids animation)

angouleme was a henchman and goon of minor supervillain nightingale, she defects from him and thinks her career is over and (obviously the hansa are all superheroes) but regis would b a reformed supervillain and shed be like COME ONNNN BE EVIL W ME… you’re all going to say wow maj Another au in which angouleme is the one to recognize regis from the past and is like “you were that really crazy evil guy SHOW ME YOUR WAYS” and he has to explain to her that being an evil problem to society isnt a good career goal…….. and shes like ok . but i want to be rich and cause problems. she offers to henchman for him about a dozen times before he is forced to explain in strict terms that he is never going to go back to that life ever. and she’s like. ok well can you at least blow something up with your powers. can we at least have an explosion here.

zoltan would be some guy on a road trip with his friends and parrot…… i think he would be but like . im thinking (stupidly) that this is set in the US so i imagined he meets geralt & co were offroading but met with zoltan who was driving an RV full of his friends and they stopped and picked the hitchhikers up. zoltan obv wears hawaiian shirt during this.

emhyr is the ceo of the company that wants to kidnap ciri for her powers. the aen elle are also superheroes but everyone thinks they disbanded and disappeared. the lodge of sorceresses are comprised of ‘patron’ superheroes who come from different cities which are under each of their protection.

i don’t have interest in fleshing this out further but i wanted to post this silly thing for archival purposes :) and so you will know what i am talking about if i mention “superhero au”

#witcher AU #the witcher books #c: geralt #c: yennefer #c: ciri #c: milva #c: cahir #c: regis #c: angouleme #i understand this is really boring as hell but as a rehash of my wild west au i just wanted to say that #'regis evil once not evil anymore being unsuccessfully persuaded by angouleme to be evil again' holds a place in my heart

[wonderfulwitchythings]

Part of my Modern day Superhero/Mutant AU

Witchers

The Witchers were a group that had mutations that affected them physically and sensually. They were faster, stronger and keener than normal humans. An immunity to poisons and the ability to use spells known as signs also sets Witchers apart.

Eventually the leaders of the Witchers broke off into factions after several arguments over morals and ethics.

- The Griffins are very noble, with a 'knight-like attitude'. However they are also very exclusive and secretive.

- The Wolves also have noble ideologies, but they're open to other mutant types and are often open to sharing research.

- The Cats take in 'Witchers' and humans, and they're very politically motivated. They act more like bodyguards who get paid for their work, rather than the more traditional superhero-esque Griffins and Wolves

- The Vipers, Bears, Manticores and Cranes are all mostly defunct groups now, so they don't play a big part in the world.

Notable Witchers

Vesemir - An older superhero who once took the moniker of The Grey Wolf, he made the choice to stay in the Wolf's school of Kaer Morhen to train the next generation.

Geralt - The famous White Wolf, Geralts body is more heavily mutated than any other Witcher. He's slightly faster, stronger and has higher endurance, which often gives him an edge in battle.

Eskel - Currently has no superhero name and acts as a masked vigilante. He always hides the deep scars on his face with a mask. He has a mastery over his signs unlike any other.

Lambert - The Red Wolf. Quick, cunning and agile, Lambert is renowned for his ability to quickly start and finish fights.

Aiden - Known as the Panther, Aiden is a cat who is decidedly against the morals of his school. He works closely with the Wolves and is a confidant and close friend to Lambert.

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More of this AU coming soon

#the witcher #witcher geralt #geralt of rivia #Eskel #lambert #vesemir #Aiden #superhero au #Mutant au #Witcher au

[ruinconstellation]

Assorted fic recs

(this is all of my recs so far that I haven’t yet posted, sorted by fandom)

(what I like to read is not always consistent in mood/tone/theme/etc., ratings vary from T to E, these go from 5k to 2m words, and please read the tags if you do check out these wonderful fics)

Hunger Games

Smiles and Promises by kawuli

My World's On Fire (How 'Bout Yours?): District 2 at War by kawuli, lorata, penfold, Xanify

We Must Be Killers: Tales from District 2 by lorata (main works are #1, 2, 5, 8, 15, 27, and 46 which is the start of ‘my world’s on fire’)

I wanna see you be brave by lorata

It Comes With a Price by deathmallow

A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones (see my other post too under /tagged/fic+recs )

But the wolf is always there by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

I lack the patience to haunt / Instead, I hunt by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

Harry Potter

Barbed Wire, Grass Crown by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

all waiting is long by shuofthewind

There is Nothing to Fear by Callmesalticidae

where you'll find your real friends (Slytherin AUs) by aletterinthenameofsanity

we must unite inside her walls or we'll crumble from within by dirgewithoutmusic

face death in the hope by LullabyKnell

I Know Not, and I Cannot Know; Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke

The secret language of plants by Endrina

neither lost nor found by kuchikopi, tonberrys

Sarcasm and Slytherin & Harry Potter and the Secrets of Vipers Part 2 by Sunmoonandstars / anonymousmagpie

souls touch, and the future changes & the ties that bind by Sunmoonandstars / anonymousmagpie

The Prince of Slytherin by TheSinister_Man

Of a Linear Circle by flamethrower / @deadcatwithaflamethrower 

I rose from marsh mud by cassiopeia721

Animorphs

Portraits from the Revolution by Callmesalticidae, shadow_wasserson

Avatar: The Last Airbender

firebender!Jet by suzukiblu

What Is and What Shouldn't Be by BitterPill

Boomerangs and Rainbows by mindbending

Two Drama Queens Loose on a Shirshu by mindbending

Dragon of the Yuyan by AwkwardPenguin

Flow Like Fire by aleangreenmeanmachine

Hamilton (musical)

it feels more like a memory by savrenim

The Old Guard

The Key of Solomon by qqueenofhades / @qqueenofhades

Naruto

Until their leaves fall off by stereden

what's the procedure? by spideywhiteys

the bridge that always burns behind us by elumish

in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark) by blackkat / @blackkatmagic

The Witcher

to grow in adversity by soulykins

Marvel (various)

a world unending by therestlessbrook

that prison au by therestlessbrook

Maggie Fitzgerald and the Saltwater Drip by antistar_e (kaikamahine)

Silver and Gold by scioscribe

tin soldiers by idrilka

The Making of Monsters by shuofthewind

The Last Archangel by inukagome15, alatarmaia4 (+ Supernatural TV)

Antichrist Verse by Crescent_Blues

The Teenage Vigilante's Guide by candlesneedflame / @dumbbitchnumberone

Narnia

The Stone Gryphon by rthstewart

this is a story about wolves by underscored

Temeraire

These Idiots by WerewolvesAreReal

The Life and Times by the_glow_worm

#the hunger games #asoiaf #hp #atla #naruto #witcher #marvel #narnia #temeraire series #i won't name very writer here #but they're the best #fic recs

[aceofwonders]

the Dynamic between reporter maeve and super hero thaddeus is Off the Charts! oh dear! her Knight in Shining Armor who she can’t write enough about! 

i like the idea of her finding out about his secret identity somehow and they just hang out? but yeah anyway i’m thinking about them both getting kidnapped by a villain (cause they think he’s just one of her friends akghks) 

maeve is all like ‘don’t do anything! you’ll reveal your secret identity!’ she also thinks it’s Hilarious that this villain kidnapped a whole ass super hero without knowing and she wants to see how long that lasts! and thad just goes along with it cause he’s confidant he can get the drop on this villain soon enough...so they just exchange glances and giggle to each other while this villain waits for some super hero to come rescue them and fall into their trap 

#they are both idiots! #catch me word vomiting about this au yet again #so much potential for these two! this is just the first thing that popped into my head lol #witcher vigilante au #witcher oc #others ocs #ch: thaddeus #friend oc: maeve #rel: thaddeus & maeve #witcher nonsense

[mcousland]

reporter maeve in the hero/vigilante au when she finds out vaughn is no longer on the Bad Side and she starts planning the next article in her head about it

#maeve #it's such an instant switch from I Am Confusion to I Can Work With This I Think #she's so dumb she'll accept any ''they're our friend now'' from her vigilante sources #witcher au: heroes

[tntduocore]

I think I'll just dump info on one of my aus, but I have so many so I'm gonna list them and ask you to pick one-

Superhero!Quackity and Villain/vigilante!Wilbur

Mafia AU

Arranged marriage [much better than it sounds]

A weird magic college au

Witcher inspired fantasy au

Demon au very vaguely inspired by Helluva Boss

And many more that I cannot remember rn

-🪶 [u can call me feather or angel, my preferred blog is just a side blog so I send asks on anon]

Ooooo :0 I'm a slut for arranged marriage AUs and superhero/vigilante AUs tbh

#also like on the topic of the demon au please keep talk about h*zbin h*tel and/or h*lleva b*oss at a minimum we just have personal triggers #- and it upsets our persecutor </333 #nothing against yall we just had a bad experience in the past #asks #anon asks #🪶 anon [angel]