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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year

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Oh Jaskier... this is an awful winter for him. I think there are various things at play that would make Jaskier defensive. His track with father figures isn't the best, and while he firmly believes that there isn't anything shameful about what he's doing, he still feels like he isn't seen as anything different than a stupid omega, who can't provide properly for his child, who isn't a good parent- Meanwhile, if Vesemir threw the first stone, with his educational and disciplinary methodes...

#geralt of rivia #jaskier #vesemir #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #geraskier lovechild #omegaverse #blood tw #this is not how you want to meet your father in law #I keep thinking about how insufficent Jaskier feels as a parent sometimes #(and what that says about him that this is something that is one of his biggest worries)#and what Vesemir sees #a child that is well-fed #that gets bed time stories and toys #who gets his scraped knees kissed better #a child that was never beaten or slapped in his life - that has never experienced violence before #he has absolutely NOTHING to say #nothing to criticize #but Jaskier is out of his mind (understandably so)#(it might come across as slightly anti-witcherish with all the stories that exist about witcher stealing children)#(which Jaskier knows are bullshit that is not why he's reacting that way)#They'll have a lot to talk about! and for quite a while this explains why Jaskier didn't seek out Geralt #why WHY WHY did this story start to get plot it always happens and I can never manage to get it all in comic form gosh

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saturncodedstarlette · 8 months

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⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ ⋆✦⋆ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

“You gotta trust me this is for the best.”

“Oh so I should trust you but you don’t trust me. How does that work?”

“You’re making this personal it’s not personal—”

“It is personal now!”

“Would you stop? Just talk to me!”

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ ⋆✦⋆ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

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grahamcore · 1 year

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if you’ve read a metric ton of fanfiction and had your memory of canon retroactively altered you may be entitled to financial compensation

#but fr this experience is so funny to me and it happens constantly #i once had a real convo with a friend about hannibal burning down will’s house and how i was shocked that it didn’t get brought up more #yeah that shit just straight up did not happen. i read it in a fic.#but i had been going on for i don’t know how long thinking that will’s house had burned down at some point?? i felt brainwashed #sometimes it’s helpful though. it’s nice to be able to read fix it fics and then intentionally live a lie #what do you mean hannibal and will aren’t miraculously living under the radar of the law in florence right now? yes they are.#i do this for daredevil too. season 3 ended so differently in my mind #and ESPECIALLY for the witcher because fuck that whole geralt never properly apologizing and treating jaskier like shit thing #hannibal #hannigram #daredevil #the witcher #dc

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blorbotime · 4 months

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I just had a random thought about the Law of Suprise.

So the Law of suprise basically states that "something you get that you didn't know you had is now given as payment of the debt you owe the witcher" so like. That's so broad. And the witcher can just. Request this. It's only rarely that children are actually the reward.

I had the stupidest idea of a witcher asking that of the rich and it just turns out that they had been given a gift of a couch and well, it's the law of suprise, you kinda have to.

Introducing: The comfiest chair in Kaehr Morhen (A 13th century luxury couch)

#the witcher #kaer morhen #headcanon #its also the most fought over chair in kaer morhen #law of suprise

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finleycannotdraw · 2 years

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was gonna finish this and then did not. anyway.

toss a coin to your witcher has been stuck in my head for like two weeks straight now

@ boyfriend if you find my tumblr because of this. hi

#the witcher #finley cannot draw #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #jaskier pankratz #geralt x jaskier #roach the horse #the witcher fanart #the witcher netflix #they get pulled over by a well meaning officer named darren who awkwardly tells them that is not how you ride a horse good sirs #jaskier and geralt just stare at him until he’s like ya know what you’re the famous bard and the famous witcher and you are kissing #so I am going to ignore the violation of traffic laws

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mov24 · 7 months

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jaskiercommabard · 8 months

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AU Geralt with his hair in a bun my beloved

AU Geralt wearing an apron for literally any reason my beloved

AU Geralt with a dog named Roach my beloved

AU Geralt talking sweetly to a busted old truck my beloved

#kisses for everyone giving him a life as a zookeeper or a farmer or a bartender or a baker its what he deserves and i love you all #thats right your honor i love them all every last one #geralt of Rivia #the witcher #im having many feelings #also special mention to AUs featuring yennefer of vengerberg attorney at law #and jaskier doing anything #one time a read a fic that had Eskel doing archivist work and when i tell ya i cried #give them all some PEACE

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djk-creations · 1 year

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me, reading a fic that doesn’t describe every single detail of someone’s appearance, but instead mostly vibes: “ ✨ artistic license ✨ ”

This is for @littleantares ‘s amazing fic “Howling to the Moon”! It’s another great take on the Warlord!Geralt trope, but still pretty canon compliant and I’m greatly enjoying it so far. So if you like that trope definitely go check it out! ^^

~some alternate versions with a white border below the cut~

#my art #fanart #fic inspired art #geraskier #geraskier fanart #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #Jaskier #witcher netflix #cw blood #cw bruises #tw blood #tw bruises #i started drawing this in the middle of having to study for my law exam #and i finished it while i should be studying for my bio exam in like 5 days #sooo #i got my priorities straight as you can see lmao #tumblr stop screwing up my pic quality challenge

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sapphiccharacterstournament · 2 months

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Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Bracket 7 Round 1 Master Post

Carol Willick (Friends) vs Susan Ross (Seinfeld)

Dana Fairbanks (The L Word) vs Jo Deluca (A League of Their Own)

Jamie Taylor (The Haunting of Bly Manor) vs Victorine LaFourcade (The Fall of the House of Usher)

Nora West-Allen (The Flash) vs Rory Morningstar (Lucifer)

Mabel Elmsworth (The Buccaneers) vs Sue Gilbert (Dickinson)

Frannie Crowne (Brave New World) vs Jinju Seong (Snowpiercer)

Lindsay Peterson (Queer as Folk) vs Tina Kennard (The L Word)

Gail Peck (Rookie Blue) vs Dulcie Collins (Deadloch)

Franky Doyle (Wentworth) vs Sandy Milkovich (Shameless)

Lucy Westenra (Dracula) vs Freya Mikaelson (The Originals)

Philippa Eilhart (The Witcher) vs Eretria (The Shannara Chronicles)

Nina (Good Omens) vs Margot (Once Upon a Time)

Judy Hale (Dead to Me) vs Emma Hernandez (Vida)

Arizona Robbins (Grey's Anatomy) vs Maggie Lin (Saving Hope)

Dana Bryant (Mythic Quest) vs Aleesha Morrison (Upload)

Serena Southerlyn (Law & Order) vs Eve Rothlo (How to Get Away with Murder)

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hanzajesthanza · 7 months

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combining (one of my) favorite short story with (some of my) favorite characters ❤️

#i want sigrdrifa to show up and yennefer to be like ‘oh. hey i didn’t think we were friends’#and the priestess turns her face towards her with molten-gold eyes and goes ‘hello yennefer’ and yen gets full body chills lol #female friendship is when [checks notes] the patron goddess of motherhood grants you her boon and shows you your imminent immense suffering #too many marriage comedies where the groom has no friends. what about the friendless bride who never got along with the rest of the girls #to be fair geralt’s party isn’t really ‘the guys’ it’s like one guy one woman one [lazy hand gesture that says ‘behold!’]#i would say ‘and the kidnapper of his daughter’ but i think cahir is in the audience for this he has like son-in-law status not groomsman #angoulême is in the audience striking up a best friendship with torque who decided to show up too #txt #f: a hansa’s a hansa #headcanons #story: something ends something begins #the witcher books #geralt of rivia #yes this is (checks timestamps) two months old but its still good #s: you’ve condemned yourself to me #and yes the vampire that yarpen throws garlic at is regis why not. or vereena if she regenerated and just wanted to show up bc #she and nivellen got back together because that dumb son of a bitch forgave her for the horrors

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trialstud · 2 months

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Ледяная полувесенняя суровость

#magadan #attorney #uruz #law #positivity #spirituality #business #books & libraries #writing #the witcher

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mk-wizard · 1 year

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“Thor” Speaks Out: We won’t take the hate that you give

First, the She-Hulk TV series’ creators admitted that they made the show with the objective of mocking fans, then Henry Cavill walked out on the Netflix Witcher because he had enough, and now, Chris Hemsworth who is famous for playing Thor in the MCU has had enough and is putting his foot (and hammer) down hard in how he is sick of being ridiculous on purpose.

THIS is what Disney, Netflix and a lot of media have to show making films and series that are not only devoid of love, but openly hate the source material and will create a media based on it just to spite it and its fans. Back when I was growing up, if someone on the set of a movie or show mocked the very piece they were creating and did not take it seriously, they got fired. If you don’t really want to be there and don’t even like what you’re working, then you shouldn’t be there. Now, it looks like insulting the media has become part of the creative process and is even encouraged. And that’s bad.

I admit that even fans laugh at the very fiction they love sometimes because we are not blind to its flaws or silly parts. It is even an art form to sit back and laugh at the silly side of our fandoms hence why we have spoof films like Dracula Dead and Loving it, the famous Naked Gun series, the Lethal Weapon TV series on Netflix, Shaun of the Dead, The Orville, the webcomic 8-Bit Theater and more.

But even then, it was still obvious that behind these parody pieces was a very obvious love and endearment towards the source material. In other words, we are laughing with them together with no hard feelings and we all still love what we love. The creators did not make these films or series because they wanted to make the original material look bad. They did it because they wanted to make us laugh. And even then, they were put together with care and with intent of making something great that all audiences could enjoy.

Now, pieces that are meant to be part of the official lore feel like hate letters to both the original fans and creators. And what do you really have to show for it when you create something with hate, resentment and with the intent to insult and punish the audience? Nothing. All you did was waste your time and made yourself look bad. Not to mention that when you make bad media on purpose, it becomes permanent on your record. Moreover, when you have a chance to work with something as big as She-Hulk, Star Wars, Superman, He-Man or other iconic figures in fiction, it would be wiser to give it your all and make it into something great like Noelle Stevenson did with She-Ra. Even if you aren’t a die-hard fan of the material, it is still honour to be picked to work on it, so it is better to treat it like an honour instead of a joke. And if you dislike it that much, it is better to kindly turn down the job.

The point is that Hollywood needs to not only remove hate from the equation, but to also put love back into the creative process. Too much of Marvel, Disney, DC and now, Netflix are plagued with meanness and hate, and the material is suffering for it. I also truly believe that deep down, these companies don’t want to be hateful or mean to anyone including themselves. They don’t really want to lose their loyal fans and don’t really want to make half-baked films or shows.

I believe that things are going to change and while I admit that maybe it will get worse before it gets better, I have faith. After all, DC, Marvel and Disney have been around long before this new wave of media came along. And it had its bad times before yet braved them. The Dark Knight rose once, he can do it again and so will all the other heroes.

After all, love is stronger than hate. If anything, the fact that these actors are taking a stand and speaking out is a sign of positive change. They are finally saying “no” and if there is one thing I have learned as a parent, “no” has love behind it.

Thank you for reading and as always, stay safe.

-Mary

#made with love #thor #chris hemsworth #henry cavill #the witcher #superman #superman and lois #dc #dc comics #mcu #marvel #marvel comics #she-hulk attorney at law #netflix the witcher #netflix #disney #no more hate

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thenightling · 1 year

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Destiny and The Witcher

I have a Destiny related headcanon.

I think of things like the trope "Refusal of The Call" (Call of Destiny) and Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher trying to resist it when he accidentally invokes "Law of Surprise." For non-Witcher fans I'll explain what Law of Surprise is. In the show The Witcher, Law of Surprise is basically a simple magical spell invocation. When you call upon "Law of Surprise" toward another person, something that person has but does not yet know they have, now belongs to you. It can be as random as a new pair of stockings, or perhaps their dog just had a litter of puppies so you get a puppy. Maybe the person's spouse just made their favorite meal. You get a free dinner. The thing about "Law of Surprise" is once it is invoked it cannot be ignored. What you have done is invoked the power of Destiny itself. And Destiny WILL see to it that you claim the thing you called "Law of Surprise" on. There is no taking it back. There is no refusing it. And you cannot refuse to give the person what they called Law of Surprise on. In the case of The Witcher, Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher) accidentally invoked "Law of Surprise" in front of a pregnant queen without either of them knowing that she was pregnant at the time. Horrified and not wanting to take another person's baby, Geralt fled the kingdom. Twelve years later the kingdom was sieged and Princess Ciri was the only survivor, thus forcing Geralt to accept his Destiny of becoming her adoptive father. Now, using Geralt as the example, I imagine people who try to ignore the call of Destiny might try to flee (as Geralt literally did) and you have a slow moving embodiment of Destiny closing his big, heavy book, and trudging after him. For this visual I use the personification of Destiny as he appears in The Sandman by Neil Gaiman. Geralt (from The Witcher) fleeing on his horse. And back in the distance, down the dusty road, is Destiny (from The Sandman) in his hooded robe, clutching his book under one arm as he sighs in exasperation, following after Geralt for twelve long years. I may have subconsciously gotten this idea from Death following after the wizard, Rincewind, from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, The Colour of Magic. But when someone tries to escape Destiny and Destiny finds them somehow, this scenario is what I imagine. An exasperated Destiny personified, slowly trudging after them like The Terminator.

#The Sandman #The Witcher #Destiny of The Endless #Witcher #Destiny #Law of Surprise

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gemstone-roses · 5 months

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Christmas fic party 🎉

So, those who have followed me a while will know how I feel about this time of year. This year, in an attempt to feel better about it I have decided this time to write two Christmas fic per character I write for. Send in your requests for the characters I write for and I’ll pick two request per character to write. Fluff/smut, hurt/comfort, the filthiest thing to make you feel better about spending Christmas with people you don’t like?angst with a happy ending, are all open to request. You can also still request regular requests as well ofc.

Anyway, here’s an updated list of characters I’ll write for:

Geralt of Rivia

Hannibal Lecter

Patrick Jane

Sam Wilson

Bucky Barnes

Loki

Giles

Thor

Eddie Munson

Olivia Benson

Rafael Barba