#witcher-incorrect-quotes

[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

#and he's dating ALL of these people #the witcher #incorrect witcher quotes #jaskier #geraskier #geraskefer #radskier #yennskier #and vespula. my most beloved #the witcher spoilers

[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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[fanby-fckry]

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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[anya-chalotra]

(insp)

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[headcanonthings]

*An Alderman is withholding Geralt's payment* Jaskier: With all due respect  Jaskier: Jaskier: which is none 

#incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #jaskier

[cod-dump]

Nik: History was second on my list of favorite subjects when I was studying.

Price: What was first?

Nik: Geography. The atlas was bigger, and it was easier to hide a bottle of vodka behind it.

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[clown-of-rivia]

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[amphorographia]

Geralt: What the fuck? The door's been locked from the outside

Yennefer: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms

Jaskier, unlacing his doublet: Okay, no big deal then

Geralt: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room

Jaskier:

Yennefer:

Geralt:

Jaskier: We're going to die in here

#ciri locked the door #obviously #geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #yennskier #geraskefer #geralt x yennefer #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #the witcher netflix #source: @16ruedelaverrerie

[ilikebigants]

New headcannon: most Witchers don't have a lot of sex. The rumour that Witchers are really sexually active was started due to Vesemir's slut era and was solidified due to Geralt's escapades.

Everyone else has depression and can't get it up

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Ciri: Do dragons fart fire?

Jaskier: I don't know.

Ciri: I thought you went to college

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [20/∞] (insp.)

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better

#i had to make this from that other post i just had to #the witcher #incorrect witcher quotes #jaskier #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #yennskier #geraskier #geraskefer #yenralt

[hannibard]

....I'm sorry (x)

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[fanby-fckry]

Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

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[headcanonthings]

Vesemir: I can't believe you assassinated the King! Geralt: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him Vesemir: That's not better!

#i love accidental warlord geralt so much #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #vesemir #geralt of rivia