#with not a shread of irony is so fucking funny

[purpleapplebird]

I was reading over Island Panic again and thought this scene was really funny.

So, as a refresher, WxS is stuck on a stranded island and is trying to find food so that they can survive before help arrives. The fact that this plot is in a Hatsune Miku rhythm game is beyond me, but I digress. So, what's Tsukasa's first instinct in this situation?

He sees a bunch of mushrooms and immediately assumes they are edible WITH NO SHREAD OF IRONY.

TSUKASA, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

THANK YOU NENE

Of course, Tsukasa, with his massive goddamn ego, doesn't realize that he's a dumbass and tries to justify himself with the shoddiest logic possible.

NO. THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

THANK YOU NENE

...wait, Tsukasa was right for once? Well dang, I take it back, Tsukasa's the smartest character in the g-

...never fucking mind, he's still a dumbass.

Rui really went "Take the 50/50, BITCH. Do it, you won't."

And the best part to me is:

I'm pretty sure Rui actually saved Tsukasa's life by trolling. He could've just said "hey man this mushroom is probably poisonous, so you shouldn't eat it" but nope! He instead decides to take advantage of Tsukasa's gullibility in order to stop him from eating the mushrooms. If Rui wasn't there, Tsukasa would actually be dead right now.

Pray for Nene, she's surrounded by insane people. She deserves a raise.

TL;DR: Tsukasa canonically would eat random mushrooms in a jungle, Rui saves Tsukasa's life via trolling, and Nene is my spirit animal.

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