if i was the bride in that video where they played an LMFAO WEDDING MARCH MASHUP? it would have been a bloodbath in there
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I've developed a new strategy to countering unhelpful urges to self sabotage out of spite- This approach is 'Would my friends* yell at me** for this?'
So, currently I'm dealing with the ordeal of 'if one more person tells me to drink more water for my chronic illness, as if I don't know my own chronic illness better than they do, then I'm going to intentionally drink as little water as I can for a week in response'. Unfortunately, 1.) I live with people who tell me this often, usually in spats they started, so I'd be drinking... not much water, and 2.) self sabotage is fine and great and fun (not really) until it's at the expense of your own health (really) so I've had to figure out ways to get my brain to back down from this. Because I have gone through with it before to bad results with frustratingly little satisfaction at the end of the spiteful road. Mostly, it just makes me black out more.
The current working strategy for...not-doing-this is 'would my friends yell at me for intentionally dehydrating myself', or 'would my friends yell at me for calling ritz crackers an adequate lunch' or 'would my friends yell at me for telling my parents I'm going on a walk, only to go sit on the curb a block over in January for an hour'? The answer tends to be yes.
Because here's the thing. Will I do health/wellbeing things out of compliance to authority? No. I actively want to do them less every time I'm told to, at this point. It makes me want to become the problem people think I am. HOWEVER, I will do these things for myself, my own future and wellbeing, and for my friends who care about said future and wellbeing. SO FAR this approach of stopping and asking, 'would [friend's name(s)] appreciate this?' actually works really well, because no, they'd absolutely not appreciate me doing that, and I currently value their opinion far more than other people's.
So congrats to my friends for getting me to drink water (or gatorade, or liquid IV or whatever else) by existing!
*This includes mutuals. Feel free to substitute with 'would I get a concerned anon about this?'.
**Note that my friends are lovely and would not actually yell at me <3 Some of them might give me some negative discord react emojis about it though lmfao :drew: :deadash6: :imnotmadimjustdisappointed:
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So I never really got into AHS but I recently saw Kai Anderson with a buzzcut and nearly choked on my Ritz cracker. You guys I not only dated an Evan Peters doppelgänger but I was engaged to him too! Yo Evan you got a twin in Louisiana bro! We lasted four years and even though a lot of us speculate on how Evan is in the bedroom, I can confirm his twin was compassionate and thick af. I’m suppose to be back in Louisiana next month to celebrate my bday (March 13th) and he wants to hangout.
i love this message lmfao incredible
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hieee -
i weighed in this morning at 178.8. this is still losing weight but its slowing down so much ): i need to lose more and fast
i am nervous though that my body is getting too used to me not eating and thats why im not losing as much as i have been. i decided to eat today (and take lax lmfao) to try and curb it.
my plan for today was to eat and stay under my limit of 800cal. i got home from the movies with my friends and i went upstairs to eat, and quickly kinda lost control, lol. i had wonton soup (300), a baby caprese salad (150), 2 slices of scali bread (113), one caramel rice cake (50), and 4 ritz crackers (56). totaling out to 665cal, its still below my limit ! thank fucking god. i took 3 laxatives to purge it out and to keep my weight moving. i will let y’all know what happens, hopefully i made the right choices today ):
prev. weight: 179
weigh in: 178.8
total cal: 665
net cal: 665
hope everyone had a good day c:
- ala <3
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chaa nastha just hits different ☕️
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can i have minato with pregnant s/o? thankyou :D
A/N: sure thing!! Thanks 4 the request!
✎ Minato with a pregnant s/o!
I wrote something about one of the other ninjas reading a book about pregnancy and I think this perfectly fits in w/ Minato too. Like he reads at least three of them just to make sure he knows what he’s doing. Turns out to be helpful as FUCK. Like he knows the things that even you don’t know.
Will definitely let you read the books too, but you’re not interested bc you don’t have the patience. So instead you just ask him for guidance in the things that you don’t understand or if you’re feeling a certain way and are unsure if it’s normal. Book marks important pages in the books if you ever need consulting if he or anyone else isn’t there to help you.
If you’re pregnancy is starting to weigh you down and you can’t easily walk around anymore, meaning you can’t go out and shop for cute baby clothes and things like that — Minato will make it work. Orders catalogs from every maternity and baby shop he can find. Brings them to you and flips through them with you while you’re resting in bed.
Probably just as invested in cute baby clothes as you LOL. You definitely spoil ur kid and it hasn’t even been birthed yet. Cute cribs, adorable little stuffed animals, all that shit.
The first time you had a mood swings episode he didn’t handle it well at all. He just kinda stood there and was like: lmfao what do I do. His books did not teach him how to deal with this. Then with some trial and error he makes a very well rounded battle plan for these situations. You’re kicking and screaming over something? he’ll know what to do. Or you’re crying over something? that means he’s using battle plan #3. Honestly he’s so dedicated to helping you figure this stuff out. King.
We all know Minato is the cook of the house. I mean you both alternate who’s gonna cook but... Minato is better. So when it comes to taking care of you during your pregnancy he will cook you A+ meals. When you start requesting really weird dishes he’s kinda butthurt bc why tf do you want Nutella on Ritz crackers.. Then he remembers you’re carrying his child and he will get you Ritz crackers and Nutella if is the last thing he does.
Loves when you get super affectionate. Will be your personal teddy bear. When you’re like this and you two are cuddled on the couch or something he takes it as an opportunity to talk about the baby. Like baby names, their room, what you want them to be like, etc... he gets so excited when you guys get into these conversations.
Hes so fucking soft when the baby bump starts coming in. Loves to just gently place his hands in your stomach. Literally does it at random times. Moves them over it softly, like he’s scared he’s gonna hurt you. When he does this he gets all emotional and is like “y/n, we’re having a baby omg.” Lowkey gets more emotional than you LFMOAAO.
He definitely cries of happiness when you can feel the baby kicking. It just feels so much more real to him. Places his hands on your stomach to feel it. “Wow.. that’s our child.” He’s deadass in disbelief. Happy disbelief tho.
So caring and attentive ommmmgg. He just wants to make sure you’re comfortable and healthy. He’s also super reassuring. Like if you’re scared about being a mom he will comfort you 100%. Sometimes he will need his own reassurance so please don’t forget about him! Make sure you tell him about how good a father he will be. Comforts you by giving massages and holding your hand, etc...
Pregnancy proofs the house.. kinda like baby proofing, but for the carrier of the baby. Makes things more accessible to you as the baby bump grows bigger. Maybe you don’t want to walk as far or reach as high for certain things and he’ll immediately pick up on that. Moves the items around to easier places.
Overall 10/10 would recommend letting this dude impregnate you.
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It's 12am and I'm (for some reason) thinking about s'mores, but like, non-traditional ones, like with Ritz crackers instead of Graham crackers, and a Reese's cup in place of just regular chocolate and like that sounds bomb af
so I was like '...what about oreo cookies instead of graham crackers'
and then I was like 'do they even SELL just the cookies? without the cream?? is that a thing you can buy??' so I looked it up and you CAN but only if you wanna get 670 (or more) of them lmfao. So now any future oreo-s'mores plans I may have had are foiled. Smh.
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figured i would log my experience getting vaccinated !! focusing on physical symptoms and general feelings. i’ll add to this for funsies as things happen. get vaccinated!!!
wee bit of context: i track my heartrate regularly because of some ongoing issues with cardiovascular health and abnormally high resting heart rate (~85ish?). with that in mind, don’t take my numbers TOO seriously
12:12p - johnson&johnson vaccine received
12:27p - heartrate spiked to 131, heat waves, dizziness, blurry vision. very sudden, but brief. an intense but generally normal response to vaccination. heartrate calms down a bit, but fluctuates and remains high thereafter (~96-132). tbf i was very anxious!
12:52p - noticed arm soreness when i drove home. put my hand on the steering wheel and immediately went “oh no”
2:00-4:00p - tired, relaxed, took a NAP! unsure how much of my tiredness was from the vaccine and how much was from my ongoing burnout lmfao
4:00p - feelin good, feelin fresh, feelin wide awake and ready to roll
6:30p - little bit of nausea, headache
6:45p - significant fatigue, consistent heart rate at 110-119, couldn’t focus. left class early
7:15p - crawl into BED! all-over muscle aches and that general shaky-tired feeling. very weak. realize it’s been years since i’ve been sick, realize i forgot what being sick feels like, realize i’m in for it now. pop some ibuprofen and hope for the best baybeeee
9:20p - arose from snnz hell because i realized i forgot to turn in an assignment. fortunately feeling a little better, but still tired and very ache-y. also remembering how good ritz crackers are dklfjhkf
7:20a - wake up to nausea and headache. still weak. body aches are better, but still around. they get a little more intense as the morning goes on, especially at my hips, but overall still not bad.
10:30a - I dont feel that sick *walks to kitchen* *legs nearly give out* oh
by 3:00p i felt completely better. not ready to run a marathon or anything, but feeling good! arm still a little sore, but that’s no big deal.
my appetite was still pretty poor for the next 24+hrs. wee bit of nausea.
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you told me my soul was so much more than i let on
and i could picture you clawing at it
chipping away my secrets
taking a y incision to my still beating heart isn’t romantic
but i can still picture your hands cracking open my chest
picking up my insecurities
you said you wanted all of it
couldn’t wait to see what i’ve been hiding
i am so much more gentle
more wary
there’s a secret you wanted to know
i’m scared
i just want to give and give and give
my happiness is so often hidden in others
i’d like to crack open your soul
i know your skin is make of sarcasm
but your bones are still bones
with breaks and secrets
and everything i want to know
we are much more similar than you think
we want secrets but can we give up our own
maybe we will both break together
to answer your question
i’m not sure if it’s a mistake yet
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I was tagged by miss @davidskisses
🌿Favorite Comfort Food: when I’m tryin to relax I usually have some coffee and it’s weird but sometimes just ritz crackers with cream cheese is a vibe
🌼Favorite Alcohol (or hot drink): when I’m out I always either get a Long Island, a dirty Shirley, or rum & coke!
🌷Favorite Relaxing Activity: if you don’t know this about me... I’m a pretty big marijuana smoker lmfao so me and my sisters do bonding sessions where we smoke and talk and that’s my happy unwind time
🌸Favorite fluffy/feel good fic: I don’t have specific stories but I reread a lot of stuff that @davidskisses @nataliesgringa & @nostalthicc have posted!
🌻Favorite Calming Scent: eucalyptus or lavender!!
🌺Favorite Relaxing or Uplifting Song: lately I’ve loved Mama Saturn by Tanerélle (I’m writing a David imagine inspired from it currently lol)
🌵Favorite White Noise: rain falling !!
🍄Favorite Book to Get Lost In: final girls & the last time I lied by Riley sager
💐Favorite Chill Out TV Show: Community!
I tag @lodgemendes @notenoughscotty @dobrikfilms
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edward: i love all my friends i’m so lucky to have them
alphonse: who are you friends with
edward: you, winry
alphonse: scar? ling?
edward: ....you mean scrappy doo and lmfao
alphonse pulling out a pic of riza: what about her
edward: that’s....ritz cracker she’s the best
alphonse pointing at roy mustang: and him?
edward: who the fuck is that
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Tag Rules: Tag 15 followers you want to get to know
I was tagged by @dualwieldingbucklers (but i’m DUMB and it got lost in my likes, sorry it took such a long time to respond! ^u^;)
Nicknames: Drew, Fae, Andrude
Gender: male (mostly)
Zodiac: Scorpio
Height: 5’
Sexuality: pansexual? leaning towards men sexually, but definitely panromantic
Hogwarts House: Slytherin or Hufflepuff
Favourite Animal: bunnies
Favourite song: ??? I don’t have a favorite, I like too much music to pick
Favourite Food: uhh idk steak? mashed potatoes and gravy? french fries?? ritz crackers???
Average hours spent sleeping: like. 8-10. but at the wrong hours.
Cats or Dogs: cats, but only because dogs just?? don’t listen to me?? ever????
Number of blankets I sleep with: technically 3, but only 2 actually cover me. the third is a security blanket ehehehe
Dream trip: idk probably Japan or Italy but I also really like to stay hidden in my own room so like. i’m good with a day trip to lil tokyo too lmfao
When I made this account: blog says 2012 but ngl it feels like it was closer to 2010? but Deviantart confirms it was 2012 (and I had to go thru cringy bullshit to find out lmao)
Why I made this account: my friend and his (ex) girlfriend were on tumblr and they convinced me it was better than Deviantart. idk about better but it definitely made me much less cringy and shit lol
Number of Followers: 1055, but it fluctuates 10 or so followers pretty often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doesn’t really matter much to me
tagging @ehentalix, @ace-of-sage, @asderat, @askyanderekun, @haaku, @mistystarshine, @prince-vaporeon, @catbugbus (it won’t let me @ you :/), @melon-slime, @freycturnal, @dont-mess-with-an-aries, and @sgt-spank
ONLY IF Y’ALL WANT TO if you want to ignore this then go ahead i just wanted to tag some of my mutuals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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