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beyoncescock · a year ago
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get ur resignation letter ready
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arani612 · 2 months ago
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“ Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you have a ready mind, where those of witty mind and learning, will always find their kind.... ”
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☄️💙 ᴿᵃᵛᵉⁿᶜˡᵃʷ ᴹᵒᵒᵈᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ 💙☄️
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justdickingabout · 4 days ago
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“If you don’t like it, burn it yourself.”
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st-froy · a year ago
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The Whit-miser, the Whit-man, “youre the bomb mator”... “ I’m the what?” “You’re the bomb, the best bomb, the one and only, whitty
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possessed-by-fire · 10 days ago
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman "Maxims for Revolutionists" (1903). A further extension appears in Jacob M. Braude, Speaker's Encyclopedia of Stories, Quotations, and Anecdotes (1955):
"Those who can, do; those who can't teach; and those who can't do anything at all, teach the teachers."
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1five1two · 3 months ago
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100gayicons · 16 days ago
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In celebration of Gay Pride Month, I am sharing some of my favorite Gay Icons profiled on this tumblr.
Paul Lynde was everyone’s favorite Gay Uncle (Uncle Arthur that is in the 1960s sitcom “Bewitched” and in syndication ever since. Although Lynde was known to be gay by friends and associates, he never public ally came out. And the press at the time ignored the chance to publicize it.
As the center square in the popular game show “Hollywood Squares” America invited him into their homes for 15 years. And there’s no question that Lynde’s on screen persona was an exceeding campy gay man, with witty remarks and naughty double-entendres.
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blusnowflakes · 7 months ago
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A: “thanks, asshole.”
B: “you’re welcome, darling”
A: “you know i’m going to castrate you one day, right?”
B: “will there at least be foreplay?”
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euesworld · 4 months ago
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"I'd love to be the wind for a minute and the intimate way that it knows your body.."
The wind knows your curves the best - eUë
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richardayoadestan92 · 2 months ago
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tzortz-clooney · 2 months ago
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beyoncescock · a year ago
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source: @ao_eleni // reddit
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justdickingabout · 7 days ago
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Call the Pentagon.
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wittweets · a month ago
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thejewellerybox · 2 months ago
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I Hate You The Least cat necklace, Tatty Devine x Gemma Correll
'Say it with love and the I Hate You The Least Cat Necklace. Designed in collaboration with illustrator Gemma Correll, this cute cat is peeking over a frilly pink love heart to tell us “I Hate You The Least”. Etched and hand-inked by our expert makers, this laser cut recycled white acrylic kitty is complete with a smug smile. Suspended from an adjustable silver-tone chain finished with an official Tatty Devine X Gemma Correll tag, this piece is the perfect present for your least hated pal.'
Acrylic (50% recycled), £48
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1five1two · 5 months ago
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laku-incarnate · 2 months ago
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By Sarah Power, 27/03/2022
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euesworld · a month ago
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"You are so hot that you make my heart sweat.."
Hot enough to melt the sun, I'd say - eUë
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st0rmyskies · 3 months ago
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hmmm u have big Wars vibes. witty, clever, and u add lots of flirty fun to your writing where most other LU writers won't, haha! (we salute u)
Ahhhhh I like this one, this one wins. Thank you, Anon!
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sweet61 · 3 months ago
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Wait. This bitch called Kagome bland. KAGOME?
Lfmao.
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