#witty

[beyoncescock]

get ur resignation letter ready

#funny #memes #dank memes #funny memes #humor #witty

[arani612]

“ Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you have a ready mind, where those of witty mind and learning, will always find their kind.... ”

☄️💙 ᴿᵃᵛᵉⁿᶜˡᵃʷ ᴹᵒᵒᵈᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ 💙☄️

#moodboard #ravenclaw #ravenclaw moodboard #aesthetic #harry potter aesthetic #ravenclaw aesthetic #blue aesthetic #harry potter #harry potter fandom #hp fandom #rowena ravenclaw #grey lady #witty #individuality #rationality #hogwarts houses #hogwarts house aesthetics #hogwarts house quotes #ravenclaw pride

[justdickingabout]

“If you don’t like it, burn it yourself.”

#funny #funny jokes #humor #humour #comedy #funny quote of the day #quotes #qotd #funny quotes #funny tumblr #joke of the day #jokes #quote of the day #dark humor #witty #truth #funnyaf #quoteoftheday #joke #funny af #cooking #chef #top chef #parenting #food #foodie #cuisine #skillz #mother #motherhood

[st-froy]

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The Whit-miser, the Whit-man, “youre the bomb mator”... “ I’m the what?” “You’re the bomb, the best bomb, the one and only, whitty

#coolio #fanart #my art #my stuff #fnf #friday night funkin #fnf whitty #witty #everybody loves him ugh #including me 😔

[possessed-by-fire]

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman "Maxims for Revolutionists" (1903). A further extension appears in Jacob M. Braude, Speaker's Encyclopedia of Stories, Quotations, and Anecdotes (1955):

"Those who can, do; those who can't teach; and those who can't do anything at all, teach the teachers."

#Education #Teach #Teacher #Clever #Inspirational Teacher #Teaching #Doe #Witty #Man And Superman #IF

[1five1two]

#art #quotes #the scream #witty #lego

[100gayicons]

In celebration of Gay Pride Month, I am sharing some of my favorite Gay Icons profiled on this tumblr.

Paul Lynde was everyone’s favorite Gay Uncle (Uncle Arthur that is in the 1960s sitcom “Bewitched” and in syndication ever since. Although Lynde was known to be gay by friends and associates, he never public ally came out. And the press at the time ignored the chance to publicize it.

As the center square in the popular game show “Hollywood Squares” America invited him into their homes for 15 years. And there’s no question that Lynde’s on screen persona was an exceeding campy gay man, with witty remarks and naughty double-entendres.

#gay icons #paul lynde #uncle Arthur #bewitched #hollywood squares #center square #campy humor #witty #double entendre #in the closet

[blusnowflakes]

A: “thanks, asshole.”

B: “you’re welcome, darling”

A: “you know i’m going to castrate you one day, right?”

B: “will there at least be foreplay?”

#prompt #quote prompt #writing prompt #writing #otp prompts #writeblr #writing prompts #dialogue #dialogue prompt #writing dialogue #witty #flirting

[euesworld]

"I'd love to be the wind for a minute and the intimate way that it knows your body.."

The wind knows your curves the best - eUë

#love to be #the wind #wind #in the wind #for a minute #intimate #intimacy #know your body #your body #poetic #sweet #sassy #witty #humor #thoughts #feelings #deep feelings #deep quotes #deep thoughts #poetry #spilled poetry #love poetry #poet #poets on tumblr #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #quoteoftheday

[richardayoadestan92]

#richard ayoade #big fat quiz #big fat quiz of everything #bearded #suit and tie #hot nerd #witty #sexy #guys with curly hair #richardayoadeedit #hot guy #look at him #cute #handsome

[tzortz-clooney]

#cute face #funny #witty #idiot

[beyoncescock]

source: @ao_eleni // reddit

#funny #memes #dank memes #humor #funny memes #beyoncescock #christmas #presents #burger #witty #witty memes

[justdickingabout]

Call the Pentagon.

#funny #funny jokes #humor #humour #comedy #funny quote of the day #quotes #qotd #funny quotes #funny tumblr #joke of the day #jokes #quote of the day #dark humor #witty #truth #funnyaf #quoteoftheday #joke #funny af #snails #aliens #alien invasion #alien invaders #mollusks #planet earth #extra terrestrial #slowly but surely #slow down #slow motion

[wittweets]

#twitter #wittweets #tweet #funny tweets #lol #meme #black twitter #wit #men #past lives #betray #witty

[thejewellerybox]

I Hate You The Least cat necklace, Tatty Devine x Gemma Correll

'Say it with love and the I Hate You The Least Cat Necklace. Designed in collaboration with illustrator Gemma Correll, this cute cat is peeking over a frilly pink love heart to tell us “I Hate You The Least”. Etched and hand-inked by our expert makers, this laser cut recycled white acrylic kitty is complete with a smug smile. Suspended from an adjustable silver-tone chain finished with an official Tatty Devine X Gemma Correll tag, this piece is the perfect present for your least hated pal.'

Acrylic (50% recycled), £48

#national pet day #pets #cat #jewellery #jewelry #fashion #accessories #costume jewelry #costume jewellery #tatty devine #tatty devine x gemma correll #necklace #witty #funny #cartoonist #illustration #british designer #british artist #collaboration #collab #fashion collab #fashion collaboration

[1five1two]

#quotes #england #scotland #Witty

[laku-incarnate]

By Sarah Power, 27/03/2022

#Sarah Power #Jumping to conclusions #witty #visual puns #comic #cartoon #leap of faith #Kierkegaard

[euesworld]

"You are so hot that you make my heart sweat.."

Hot enough to melt the sun, I'd say - eUë

#you are hot #you are so hot #hot #hotter than the sun #hottie #makes me sweat #makes my heart sweat #im melting #melts my heart #my heart is melting #melting me softly #makes me melt #sweet melody #flirty #flirtatious #flirt with me #flirt with you #flirting with you #witty #smooth #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic

[st0rmyskies]

hmmm u have big Wars vibes. witty, clever, and u add lots of flirty fun to your writing where most other LU writers won't, haha! (we salute u)

Ahhhhh I like this one, this one wins. Thank you, Anon!

#bratty #witty #definitely read it as instead of at first

[sweet61]

Wait. This bitch called Kagome bland. KAGOME?

Lfmao.

#Kagome #inuyasha #Kagome is funny #sarcastic #Courageous #Witty #Energetic #Which your fav who has all the charisma of drying paint most definitely is not.