#wizard facts

[the-god-of-magic]

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

#the god of magic speaks #wizard #wizard posting #wizard facts

[wizardsisananimal]

there was a wizard in the Tojan Horse #facts

#wizard facts

[wizardfacts]

WIZARD FACT #34

a high ranking technomancer is wanted for help starting my emo wizard band

#wizard facts #wizards #wizardcore

[truewizardfacts]

Top 10 potion ingredients;

Go!

10. table salt

9. rock salt

8. sea salt

7. mushroom gills

6. a news paper thats been sitting in the rain for too long

5. forbidden lava lamp juice

4. forbidden father's approval

3. a faerie's phone number

2. the essence of a text that goes like "adfhgsgsdfghsdfg"

and finally...

YOU

#just kidding! eggs shells :D #wizard facts #wizardfactsthataretrue #ask #noise-crush-blog

[scribblesthescribbledragon]

Hello, I'm scribble the dragon, pet of @a-mushroom-wizard

#wizardblogging #wizard posting #Wizard #Magic #spells #Mushrooms #Forest #wizardcore #wizardblr #Wizard facts #scribbles #Dragon

[sorcery-and-socialism]

Stardew Valley was really on to something wenn they decided the best way to trans your gender is by befriending the local wizard

#(•:|> #wizards #wizard posting #wizard facts #gay wizards #wizarding culture #wizard #stardew valley #stardew wizard #trans wizard #very gender #gender wizard #trans #lgbt #genderfluid #videogames #Stardew #stardew farmer

[a-mushroom-wizard]

Fun fact about me!

The more friends I have, the stronger and better I am at spells and stuff, this is because my magic is a bit like the mycelium network!

#wizardblogging #wizard posting #Wizard #Magic #spells #Mushrooms #Forest #wizardcore #wizardblr #Wizard facts

[compostt]

Side effects of a wizard is not sleeping

#wizard truth #wizard facts #wizard Knowledge #wizard wisdom

[hellishfig]

for the amount of time i spend thinking about erika ishii, i do not post about them NEARLY enough

everything i've ever seen them in, they have been fully dialed in. they understand the genre, they understand the character they're playing, and they NEVER. FUCKING. MISS

my current dnd character is actually based on multiple characters of erika's that i enjoy. my character is a witch (like ame of worlds beyond number fame [thank you to the witch class playtest]) but she is also a brewer who grows weed and shrooms, and deals them, and does them (and her personality is very much modeled off of danielle barkstock in dimension 20's the seven)

i feel that many of my favorite moments from erika are often focused on other characters. but many of those character moments would not have been possible without erika's incredible roleplay and sense for storytelling

and when the moment IS focused on erika's character? spellbinding. groundbreaking. from ame talking to orima in the overgrown shrine to danielle getting a nat 20 at the masquerade ball, i always fall into the scene and feel it so deeply due to erika's skill and poise and commitment to the story being told

tldr i think erika ishii is incredibly talented and wonderful

#didn't mention ava burrow's end here BUT I HAVE WRITTEN POSTS ABOUT HER #SHE ALSO MAKES ME INSANE #k tanaka as well #erika simply has a gift #also they're SO. FUCKING. HOT!!!!!!!!!!! #but mostly all the other stuff #the fact that my witch character is based on characters they have played is. perhaps not surprising #but i should talk about it more #bc it is so true and very obvious to people who have listened to wbn and watched the seven #they're amazing and that's the point of this post #erika ishii #worlds beyond number #wbn pod #wbn spoilers #wbn: www #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wwwo #wwwo spoilers #ame wbn #ame the witch #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 the seven #danielle barkstock

[righteouswizard]

Wizard piss often smells of rotisserie chicken

#wizard #interesting facts #wizard facts

[cimicherrychanga]

you know, because in vermiculture th-

#this is for my audience of funny wizards who also know facts about worms (me im the audience) #my art #wormposting #wizardposting

[the-god-of-magic]

Wizard Fact #37: if a wizard dies their body can potentially explode

#the god of magic speaks #wizard #wizard posting #wizard facts

[wizardsisananimal]

dont know if this question was asked yet but what type of animal is a wizard? (carnivore/vegetarian, prey/predator etc)

wizards are omnivorous caniforms and are opportunistic predators and foragers. while they can kill and eat other animals, utilizing electric shocks to stun prey, they often wander around scavenging and foraging things like bears and raccoons do. they can be found grazing at most anything in a field but when opportunity arises they will zap some small animal if they’re hungry and it gets close enough.

they have a robust digestive system so grazing, to wizards, in the modern age does include non food objects like branches, car tires, sidewalk furniture, whatever

#wizard mail #wizard facts #great question thanks

[wizardfacts]

WIZARD FACT #48

wash your hands after you tinkle lest my fucked up little curse find you

#wizard facts #wizard tumblr #wizards

[meteors-lotr]

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Aragorn knows that elves are extremely ugly and weird looking as babies #And he also knows that Legolas is in fact one of the prettier ones #The rest of them are just questioning if it’s some sort of prank #Gandalf fucks with them by showing a picture of a mushroom saying that all wizards grow from them #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship headcanons #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Samwise Gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #Gandalf the gray

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

ok so we know about the need to infodump, but what about the opposite? The need to absorb more information about your special interest like a sponge, but you literally can’t find any new material because you’ve already consumed every fact about it

#I WANT FUN FACTS!!!! #this is me with the wizard of oz rn #I’ve watched the same hour-long video on the production of oz like six times please #and clue also. there’s like one video on its filming and casting history and that’s all I can find #autism #autistic #adhd #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #actuallyadhd #actually adhd #audhd #neurodivergent #neurodiverse #neurodiversity #special interest #special interests #hyperfixation #hyperfixations #🤡.txt