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marlene lasted about a week before using a hair growth potion while remus…let’s just say he was more motivated to commit to the bit…
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(also new but she’s a cheerleader! chapter) (loving the subliminal messages i leave in my wednesday posts lmao)
close ups!
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fisheito · 2 months
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@trainto1925 coincidentally i have just arrived
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The soft ones ARE choosing violence 🥰
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hmshermitcraft · 2 months
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Headcannons for poly soup group + Tango?
It's not unusual for Impulse to go to Pearl and Gem with a plan to get Tango to see the sun for the first time in weeks. Really, they get Decked Out 2 is important to him, but he needs breaks! So they lure him out (usually with confusion tactics) and drag him into anti-king shenanigans!
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belicotruth · 1 month
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Digging so deep into the internet for Andreas content that I ended up watching all YT clips and edit of this evil looking yet absolutely pretty little thing (at the same time didn’t understand a word abt the plot tho). That’s what I spent the day doing :/.
Pulling out a scribble real quick
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in-the-moodboard · 5 months
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Bart Allen Pride Icon
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I know that this is technically not Bart and that he's just a random character but I like his design better so 🤷
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seraphsfire · 1 month
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monikamarkovova · 2 years
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who would have guessed who would have guessed who would have guessed who
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katlovesdbh · 1 year
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Thinking about how Essek is, like, the elven equivalent of 22 at the time of C2, and imagining him at like five or six hundred looking back at his youth floored by how reckless he was/the stupid stuff he did.
I'm not even talking about everything with the Beacons and the Assembly, but like: "Shit, how did I EVER think it was a good idea for Me, a Wizard, who relies solely on magic, to travel to Aeor, -alone-, with only my Wizard lover, who -also- only relied solely on magic, in a place WELL KNOWN to be brimming with Extremely Deadly Anti-Magic Creatures, Anti-magic Fields, and a surplus of Anti-Wizard Traps???"
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lastlifesouthlands · 2 months
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elk-scribe · 10 months
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thinking abt this album cover wizard
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thebibliomancer · 29 days
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Essential Avengers: Avengers #313: THIEVES HONOR
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January, 1990
The ULTIMATE Super-Villain Team-Up! Plus -> Beginning -- the FATE of the SCARLET WITCH!
Plus, it's the 90s! Dark times ahead! Allegedly! Things still feel pretty 80s around here, to be honest but we've only just got here.
Also, hi, Black Widow! Guess you're here to capitalize on the more fluid roster of the Byrne run. Should we call you the Gray Widow now? Because of that costume?
(I've been a little rude to the Wizard during Acts of Vengeance but c'mon, the ultimate team-up is the Wizard and Silver Samurai oh that's the Mandarin. Still not very ultimate. Now if Thanos and Doom worked together, that'd be scary.)
Last times in Acts of Vengeance: Some Doom robots sank Avengers Island while the Avengers were busy elsewhere. The U-Foes tried to burn down the Avengers West Coast Mansion. Freedom Force attacked Avengers Park, for some reason unrelated to Acts of Vengeance. Mole Man attacked Los Angeles with giant monsters, convinced that the Avengers attacked him first.
Slowly, the Avengers have realized that someone is targeting them, using the general chaos of villains picking unusual fights as cover. But they don't know yet that the someone is a big conspiracy among top villains and the Wizard.
Also, not just in Acts of Vengeance but in general, Scarlet Witch's life has been horrible! Her husband was dismantled, rebuilt without emotions, and decided to professionally separate from her. Not just that but she was crammed full of racism goo and then her babies turned out to be Actually Satan. Then Agatha Harkness erased her memory of ever having children. So because of some or all of that, Wanda keeps lapsing into catatonia.
She's having a difficult time.
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Speaking of difficult times, on top of all the villain attacks and HQ destruction, the public has turned against superheroes and Congress is debating a superpower registration act.
Times are tough.
Jarvis, watching the unruly crowd on the security monitors, asks Captain America if there's nothing the Avengers can do to calm the crowd.
Captain America: "Unfortunately not, Jarvis. We're just great when it comes to dealing with super-villains and cosmic menaces... but public opinion is something we cant' possibly control."
That's pretty big talk from a dude wearing a flag. Who gives such great speeches that he has on multiple occasions turned a mob around!
Weirdly, Captain America is sometimes portrayed as just bad and disinterested in PR.
During Kurt Busiek's later run, Cap found himself unable to deal with a concerted PR campaign against the Avengers and turned leadership over to the Wasp.
Which. Okay. That makes sense. I can see her as the Avenger leader great at PR.
(Still though. Captain America talks down mobs so much. You don't even want to try, Cap??)
In this specific instance, the Avengers have other stuff to attend to.
Captain America, Vision, and Wonder Man are going to be diving to where Avengers Island sank to see if they can salvage anything.
I don't know why Wonder Man is here. He was just in California. I'm glad that the Avengers are being more fluid between the East and West but I can't fathom why people are coming and going.
In the meantime, Hawkeye and Mockingbird are holding down the fort in the Midwest with the Great Lakes Avengers.
Who we haven't seen in a bit? Did Byrne backburner whatever he was doing with them?
Meanwhile, the Mandarin lands in Avengers Park and is immediately met with racism.
He is a villain but geez, NYPD officer. Don't be a dick.
Also, I really did mistake the Mandarin for Silver Samurai on first glance. I guess he's upped his game with power armor to better match Iron Man.
A police officer, maybe even the same one that was racist, runs up to the Mandarin and tells him he doesn't know who he is but maybe he better take a hike before he gets arrested for something.
The Mandarin: "Amazing... Do I face a bold warrior, or a blustering buffoon? It matters not."
And then he burns the guy to death with one of his special rings.
The police open fire on the Mandarin but he blocks the bullets with a force field and then starts killing cops.
Although, really, he's here to fight the Avengers.
Back at "Prime Movers" HQ, Doctor Doom is outraged at how dumb the Mandarin is.
VICTOR VON DOOM: "Dolt! Moron! How has this fool survived so long as a foe of Iron Man... when his every word and action shows him to have the fighting sense of a novice in a nunnery!!"
Doom says that if Doom were in the Mandarin's place, Doom would have reduced the Avengers' backup HQ to a crater instead of wasting time terrorizing cops.
Red Skull comes in just in time to zing Doom by pointing out how often Doom gets ousted from his own kingdom.
Doom doesn't like being talked to like that but Red Skull persists, saying... uh... I'm pretty sure he's saying that in his time (World War II) he would have had someone like Doom (guess) tortured and killed just for funsies.
It's really cathartic when Doom backhands Red Skull and tells him off for "angering your betters!"
But Red Skull turns being slapped across the room into a flip and pulls a science gun on Doom.
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Apparently, Red Skull has been placed into a new peak-human body? I don't really know what's been going on with him but I suspect there's always something like that happening with the Skull so he can keep up with Captain America.
Red Skull's science gun must be really potent because he shoots Doctor Doom and the guy goes flying to smash into one of those big computer monitors.
Kingpin comes in at the noise and is not impressed with his fellow top villains.
Kingpin: "Well, well, well... The childre are at play again, I see."
Red Skull threatens to shoot him too but crime man has more dunking to do.
Kingpin: "Spare me your preachings, Nazi. If I have learned nothing else in my brief association with you and Doctor Doom... I have learned that neither of you understands the true meaning, the true source of the power you claim to possess. You are infants in the modern world... playing your little games of world conquest... feint and counter feint... While all the while the true power slips ever through your fingers." Red Skull: "You... dare... ?!!" Kingpin: "Yes, Skull. I dare. The Kingpin of crime dares all."
I think he talks a big game but he is consistently slapped down when he tries to reach past really powerful at normal crime. But then again, he usually isn't interested in anything beyond that. There's no profit in the end of the world, etc etc.
Meanwhile, Captain America and Wonder Man (who doesn't need a diving helmet but is wearing one anyway to be like the cool kids) dive down to the sunken Avengers Island.
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Alas, fair island headquarters. We barely knew ye.
The good news is that since Avengers Island was a floating artificial island, a lot of the equipment was water-proofed Just In Case.
Water-proofed enough to be salvageable after sitting at the bottom of the ocean for a day or so?
They won't know until they haul stuff out. Which isn't today. Today is just poking around and moving some smaller stuff.
They're interrupted by Jarvis calling on the emergency channel.
Jarvis who is wearing his eyepatch again.
The book really goes back and forth on whether he needs it or is just wearing it to look cool.
It looks very cool. You do you, Jarvis.
Anyway, he reports that some dude is trying to blast through the ground of Avengers Park to get to the sub-basement.
Captain America ID's the guy as the Mandarin and the three Avengers haul ass towards New York.
Captain America: "Jarvis is a good man, but we've left him holding the fort too many times in the past." Vision: "I concur, Captain America. And against a foe like the Mandarin I fear even one so resourceful as Jarvis may be at a loss."
I like that it sounds like Vision is saying, with his computer logic, that if it was someone less than the Mandarin, Jarvis would kick their ass.
If it was Stilt-Man, Jarvis would have him flat on his ass in no time.
In the most recent Avengers comic as of this typing, (Avengers vol 9 #11) Jarvis and Jarvis' assistant beat the shit out of the Mad Thinker. Jarvis can throw hands.
Anyway.
The Wizard is also flying towards the Mandarin.
He noticed the guy leave the very secret headquarters and went to go call him an idiot for messing up the Wizard's very well-planned Acts of Vengeance. Yup, this is Wizard's plan and the Mandarin is screwing it up by attacking the Avengers too soon!
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Then the Wizard gets tackled by Wonder Man because he wasn't watching his own ass.
The Wizard breaks free, blasting Wonder Man into the ground, while mocking that he wasted time with bluster like all heroes do.
Vision tries to tangle with Wizard next but he also made the mistake of loudly announcing his presence.
You'd think his computer brain would have told him not to do that.
Wizard easily dodges away from Vision's grasp and then Russian reversals by fisting Vision instead of vice versa.
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Alas, Vision. Turns out losing your emotions has not made you a more efficient fighter. You get punked basically the same as always.
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in California, the Avengers West Coast Compound and specifically Wanda's house.
After getting back from the Quinjet crash, I guess Hank and Wasp just propped Wanda up in a chair and left her to Agatha Harkness to watch.
Because that's where she is.
Propped up catatonic in a chair and being watched by Agatha Harkness.
Agatha Harkness: "*Sigh* It is still no use, Ebony. My former pupil is utterly unresponsive. She has suffered too many traumas in the past few weeks even for her to bear. Her robot husband, kidnapped, dismantled, reprogrammed... Her beloved children revealed as nothing more than figments of her mutant imagination. And, most recently, having her mind stolen from her by the Deviant known as Ghaur, part of his plan to turn her into one of the Brides of..."
I notice you conveniently left out where you magically wiped her memories of ever having children.
And I feel that very well could be related to whatever is going on with her brain.
Agatha.
Anyway, Agatha gets distracted. She feels like someone is coming up to the house but none of the proximity alarms are alarming.
She goes outside and sees no one, not even with her Special Eyes.
(Special magic eyes)
Then the house launches into space, without her.
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Surprise, it's Magneto.
(Also surprisingly funny, it's implied that launching a house into orbit was his anti-magic contingency for getting one over on Agatha)
Magneto: "Now it is time for a long delayed reunion. Good afternoon, daughter. What a pity you cannot express your joy on seeing me again."
I don't know that she would if she could.
Although, I guess in the Vision and Scarlet Witch Vol 2, she did sorta reconcile with Magneto.
But in these circumstances, I don't think she'd be thrilled to see him.
Especially considering how he continues that thought.
Magneto: "But soon enough will come a time when you will know joy beyond your wildest dreams! The joy only absolute power can bring!"
Go home, old man.
Anyway, back over in the A-plot, Captain America arrives at Avengers Park in a Quinjet. Hellcat and Black Widow also arrive, but by leaping and swinging over rooftops.
Cap promptly gets shot down by the Mandarin.
Right when he was telling the two to hang back since they don't have superpowers.
Mandarin: "You worry so much about others, Captain... When it is you who are most at hazard!"
Ya burnt.
(Also, c'mon, Cap. Black Widow doesn't have powers, maybe, but Hellcat is wearing a suit that jacks her up to superhuman levels. C'mon with that. C'mon.)
Also, also, god damn, another Quinjet going down? Not to mention all the ones that fell into the ocean when Avengers Island sank? That's a lot of damaged and destroyed Quinjets lately.
This has to be hurting Tony in the bank account.
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Mandarin tries to chop Captain America. An honorable death for an honorable foe. I mean sure, he's passed out after a plane crash but definitely an honorable death.
Black Widow and Hellcat jump Mandarin to save Cap. They punk him a bit but he manages to toss them away and blast them.
But this gives Cap enough time to recover and he bonks the Mandarin in the head with his shield.
It makes a WHONG! sound against Mandarin's helmet.
Love a good sound effect.
Captain America: "You must be really tired of being corrected by now, Mandarin... So I won't bother telling you how wrong you are. You're quite bright enough to figure it out for yourself!"
Burned.
The Mandarin uses his rings to freeze Cap's feet in a giant block of ice. And then Wizard swoops in to blast Cap.
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Captain America flips out of the way, even with the ice weighing him down.
And Wonder Man recovers enough from his earlier attack on the Wizard to fly in and pop the guy in the noggin.
Even looks like he dented his helmet. Nice.
Mandarin complains that the Wizard's interference ruined his plan, which was clearly going so well before.
Then he gets hit by Mjolnir and his day gets worse.
Vision melts the ice block off of Cap's legs so now the full team of Thor, Black Widow, Wonder Man, Vision, Captain America, and Hellcat confront the Mandarin and the Wizard.
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The Mandarin decides 'fuck this, actually', uses his black light ring to befuddle the heroes, and then ditches.
Ditches the Wizard to be caught by the Avengers.
Hah!
They think he's just one small fish in the conspiracy but Wizard loudly insists that he's the mastermind.
Captain America: "And you're going to tell us everything you know. We've deduced this current madness is part of some overall scheme to destroy the Avengers. We also know, courtesy of Cloak and Dagger, that Doctor Doom is somehow behind it all..." Wizard: "Then you know nothing, Captain. Do you really think a blustering charlatan such as Doom could craft a plan so ingenious in its multifarious texturings? This plan is mine, and mine alone! The others who I have recruited to my needs may well believe each move they make is of their own devising... But it is the wondrous Wizard who conceived the scheme... and it is I who shall enjoy the final victory!"
Definitely Loki is scrying this interrogation and laughs at how Wizard thinks he's the mastermind when, actually, Definitely Loki is the one pulling the strings.
But Definitely Loki gets interrupted from his favorite hobby in this event, watching things and being smug about it, by the noise of his pawns (the Prime Movers) bickering again.
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Red Skull is yelling at the returned Mandarin for ditching the Wizard. Also, he throws in some racism. Because, Red Skull.
Mandarin shoots back that it was Wizard's own fault he got captured, for being stupid.
Definitely Loki points out that maybe they should spring Wizard before he spills too many beans, out of spite.
The Mandarin takes issue with Definitely Loki's presumption and Kingpin implies that he's the mastermind, confusing Red Skull who thinks he's the mastermind.
But then Doom explodes.
Revealing that the Doom that Red Skull easily punked was a Doombot.
(A very Byrne move)
Doom was never directly involved in this plot. He sent a Doombot because he didn't feel like the scheme was worth his attention.
So when this inevitably falls apart, it doesn't reflect on Doom at all!
Kind of a weak point to end an issue on but I love the drama of Doom blowing up from the earlier tussle, revealing it was just a robot.
Next time, Avengers West Coast #55, Acts of Vengeance concludes.
It has felt very bearable, covering only the Avengers parts.
Follow @essential-avengers. Like and reblog these posts, maybe.
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Bart: Face it, Cissie, you're just mad because I'm more mature than you.
Cissie: Mature? You're the only one on the team who still takes baths.
Bart: You try floating an aircraft carrier in the shower!
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random-movie-ideas · 3 months
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The Flash Cinematic Universe Pitch
Now that I have covered the majority of Flash's villains and allies, here is my layout for a series of movies with the intent to feature most of them in a major role. This will be set in the same cinematic universe as the pitches I have made for Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern so far.
We will start with:
THE FLASH: This will introduce Barry and Wally, both of whom will gain their powers in the same accident. The Rogues will be the villains, their members including Captain Cold, Captain Boomerang, Heat Wave, Weather Wizard, Trickster, and Pied Piper.
THE FLASH II: This will feature Gorilla Grodd as the main villain and take our duo to Africa.
THE FLASH III: Bart Allen will make his debut here, probably with XS and Max Mercury as supporting cast. Reverse Flash will be the main villain, with him having cameos prior. This movie will loosely adapt Flashpoint and set us up for the Crisis on Infinite Earths.
At the same time this series is running, we will also have:
THE SILVER SPEEDSTER: An animated movie starring Jay Garrick set in the same universe as the other 50s heroes. This movie will feature Rainbow Raider and Mirror Master as a duo, utilizing their abilities for heightened visuals. The Thinker will appear as the true villain pulling the strings.
THE SILVER SPEEDSTER II?: Just like Alan Scott possibly having a sequel, Jay could likewise have a sequel featuring the villain Shade. Also, Johnny and Jesse Quick would likely have supporting roles in this series.
After The Flash trilogy is over, we will get a Crisis on Infinite Earths event, during which, Barry will die. In the aftermath, we will get:
KID FLASH: A movie starring Wally trying to carry on Barry's mantle. Hunter Zolomon/Zoom will be the main villain, while Golden Glider and the Top will feature as their own Rogues team, after all the times her brother's team has been beaten by the Flash.
IMPULSE: A movie starring Bart set in his own time, for sure with XS and Max Mercury as supporting characters. Inertia will be the main villain, and Owen Mercer will be introduced.
All of this will build to two separate finales, including:
THE SPEED FORCE: A movie where Wally, Bart, XS, Max, maybe Jay and the Quicks, and eventually a revived Barry come together to fight Savitar. Doctor Alchemy and Godspeed could both appear, Alchemy as a servant of Savitar, Godspeed as a possible sacrifice to bring him out of the Speed Force.
THE ROGUES: Our favorite band of baddies will get their own finale. The team will include Captain Cold, Heat Wave, Weather Wizard, Trickster, Pied Piper, Golden Glider, and Owen Mercer (The Top and Captain Boomerang will have previously died in canon). Abra Kadabra will seem to be a member, before he is revealed to be planning to sacrifice them to Neron.
And that's it! What do you think? Would you watch a series like this?
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fallow-grove · 1 year
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[Fallow decides to clean around the office while Watts is away, but does so rather...unconventionally.]
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ah, sir? [cartoon blink/head shake sfx]
he must've left already...and did he leave his journal out? [swipe sfx] oh nah yeahyeahyeah i can take care of things, i can take care of things! it's cute that he mentioned me- i mean come on, this place is a mess, it's time someone tidied up. and, uh, [gulp] it looks like there's no...wizards...around to complain...?
Hoho, let's go.
[sung] Oh, I am...
Just a little rusty, sir, your desk is kinda dusty, and I'm not sure this'll work because your antimagic's fussy but I'm doin' it, I'm tappin' to the wonder of the dream The hue that flows behind the notes and binds me at the seams
And sure, it doesn't do much-- 'til the acid sequence starts But it's all rhyme and rhythm when you're... secretly a bard!
[spoken] why's it secret, again... Oh, right: we can't have our own community because of the fucking Witcher!
A batch of books upon his desk because he stayed up late will shelve themselves in order if i know just what to say I'll flip his journal closed, you know, it's just to be polite And open up the curtains, let the darkness give to bright
I know that being miserable's the default starting card But if you learn to LET YOUR WIGGLES FLY then that's just how you bard!!
[spoken] You know what...i think this could go a bit faster. How about we try something a little more... emotional?
Oh, sir, I know, sir Your pain runs dark and deep I'm not quite as oblivious As i pretend to be
I know you only want me for the work that i can do But I'm just here cuz I'm a freak... Who else would work for you~?
A vase of orange lilies like the time you planted mine A wall of quotes so silly you can't help but crack a smile A custom death-inspired couch I fixed up from the yard They can't help but love or hate you--just a funky bard =]
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trollbreak · 4 months
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I remembered abt him bc I found the sudden need to figure out how he’d cast a spell and.
“Listen up fucker / I tire of sass
And thus I cast spell / Of Haunt your ass!”
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ballwizard · 2 years
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[image description: a reddish-brown furred jerboa, with sun markings and three piercings on its ears, and yellow feet. it is wearing a large red wizard hat and a satchel with yellow spiral accessories. the hat casts a dark shadow over its eyes, only showing one glowing yellow eye. end id]
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