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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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theprongspotter · 6 months
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Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.
James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!
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littleliterarylesbian · 3 months
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Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!
Regulus: Whore.
Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?
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faerycross · 2 months
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
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siriuslygay1981 · 5 months
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Sirius- Am I being annoying?
Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
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After Regulus dies, James always wears a sliver ring with a star on it on his middle finger. People are always asking him why he wears all gold jewellery except for that one ring. He just shrugs
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aejiee · 13 days
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Old man yaoi
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diamondri · 19 days
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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doodlemcjazzhands · 25 days
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Turns out spending 12 years in Azkaban and sleeping in a cave does not do wonders for your hair...
(based off of that one scene in Chapter 185 of ATYD)
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jamespotterbbg · 1 month
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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months
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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life
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theprongspotter · 21 days
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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?
First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.
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c: @akwardsilince
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thelegitcasper · 1 month
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regulus to james
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faerycross · 3 months
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james potter is one of those people who would show up to class in grey sweatpants and a plain white tshirt and still leave everyone on their knees. he would also stretch (very loudly) mid-lesson just to show his happy trail and watch people die on the spot.
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siriuslygay1981 · 2 months
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Remus- Does james make your heart beat faster?
Regulus- I don’t know. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster
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