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the-lost-hidden · 23 hours
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*As you’re hiding in the woods somewhere, you hear someone behind you*
Hi there!
- @bi-gender-sorcerer
*he makes a terrified squeak and jumps into a tree*
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good-wizard · 2 days
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*You find a jar of green liquid*
*The note attached tells you very clearly not to drink it*
(Spoilers: it does absolutely nothing except give you a tummy ache)
Hmmmm...... But it looks appetizing.
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“Shop is open”
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1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency
2 - Red Steel - 20 currency
3 - Origami Eye - 50 currency
4 - Chest - 4 currency
5 - Sea creature - (depending) currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency
2 - sun light in a bottle - 15 currency
3 - energy potion - 5 currency
4 - health potion - 5 currency
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"Salt"
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@bi-gender-sorcerer
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a-squirrel-wizard · 6 hours
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*stuck under a dragon* help.
You hear a faint rumbling noise from beneath you. Then suddenly fall into a tunnel beneath the dragon
" sorry about the drop, but the dragon was sleeping and you know that old saying about letting sleeping dragons lie"
The squirrel wizard casts a light spell and you can see he used shape earth to burrow a tunnel beneath the dragon to free you
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the-jesting-magus · 2 days
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GOD I LOVE ABUSING SLEEPING MAGIC. CURSE OF NAPTIME!
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so um i did a thing
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Behold wizarldblr, Mossbag the Lich
Yeah this is the guy i rp as, behold
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devious-buffoon · 5 months
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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redavexat · 3 months
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scuttlebatt · 3 months
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I Have Found A Solution!
So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)
The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.
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This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.
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Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.
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Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.
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In conclusion…
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the-god-of-magic · 6 months
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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
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tanzel · 10 months
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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from
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good-wizard · 2 days
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*you see someone eating cereal, sitting on the sofa and watching little shop of horrors and talking to a dragon the size of a large dog*
I wish I had an Audrey II to give to my dad...
-@the-reluctant-princess
Oh I love this movie! Could I sit with you and watch it, random stranger in my home?
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“Shop is open”
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1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency
2 - rune stone - 21 currency
3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency
4 - binary star system - 100 currency
5 - potion ??? - ??? currency
6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29
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7 - metal sheet rune - 18 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency
2 - debuff immunity - 15 currency
3 - energy potion - 5 currency
4 - health potion - 5 currency
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"Salt"
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@bi-gender-sorcerer @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @wizard-wylin-wylerian @wizard-ghost @ignisuadaroleplay
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precariouswizardry · 8 months
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