#wizard shit

[gavamont]

Yo it’s hard to date when you’re a wizard, for real

Anyway you cut it’s just a raw deal

Since once you go wizard you can’t go mundane

I just can’t get it up for less than arcane strange

Going to the tavern may seem reliable

But only if you think mundanes are viable

If there’s a witch there she’s making plots most horrible

You can have a little fun if at least thinks you’re adorable

Going on the apps on my orb is no good

Half those people live nowhere near my secret woods

Find the most deranged dudes mostly tryna steal my blood

I mean, we smashed, but but I had, to slay that Vlad, so it’s a dud

I’ve tried every method and there’s just no winning

If you’re a wizard you’re cursed from the beginning

Find your fun where you can, but it just leaves your head spinning

It’s hard to date as a wizard, but I still ain’t quitting

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #d&d #dnd #rhymes #raps

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency

2 - rune stone - 21 currency

3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency

4 - binary star system - 100 currency

5 - potion ??? - ??? currency

6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29

currency

7 - metal sheet rune - 18 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - wooden - 4 currency

Orb - glass - 8 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

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"Potions"

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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency

2 - debuff immunity - 15 currency

3 - energy potion - 5 currency

4 - health potion - 5 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @wizard-wylin-wylerian @wizard-ghost @ignisuadaroleplay

#wizard island island #wizard tumblr #wizard posting #wizardposting #wizard #wizard shit #wizard blogging #magic shop #thank you #wizardblr #wizard stuff #wizard island #wizarmon

[wizard-ghost]

(Tower time!)

So, what did you want to do with the domed hill?

#wizard posting #wizard island island #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizardposting #the wizard ghost's non-reblogs #the wizard ghost's asks #wizard shit #wizardcore

[tanzel]

#wizard shit #shadow wizard grindset #wizardcore #wizard posting #shadow wizard money gang #wizardposting

[enlightenedshadowwizard]

#shadow wizard money gang #wizard shit #wizardcore #wizard tumblr #wizard posting #wizard #wizardposting #wizard meme #wizard memes #meme #no necromancy november #defy death december

[softandwigglybones]

*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*

Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,

#wizard posting #wizard #wizardposting #wizard problems #wizard shit #wizardblr #wizardry #wizards #wizard tumblr #wizardblogging #wizard stuff #wizard blogging #wizard business #wizard tag #wizard things #wizard tower #wizard thoughts

[ash-the-tiefling]

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd5e #wizardblr #wizardposting #shitpost #wizardblogging #wizard shit #gnome #gnomes

[shiftythrifting]

this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #wizard shit #touchdown!!! #someone broke his staff #lol #figures #orb pondering

[8ball-wizard]

reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop

#wizard #wizard post #wizard posting #wizard problems #wizard spell #wizard shit #i got caught in a FUCKING speed trap #does anyone wanna give me 130 dollars #i got ticketed for 5 over in a city where i get fucking tailgated if i don't do at least 20 over in the interstate

[the-curse-wizard]

Reblog to be killed immediately by my murder curse

#wizardposting #wizard #wizard shit #get cursed #wizardblogging

[gavamont]

Hi. I need a brief, concise guide to wizard sex (wex).

-- Wexnon

If your wizard sex is brief or concise, you’re doing it wrong. Be prolonged and obfuscated. I want my partner afraid they’ll miss a dentist appointment and also confused at which points they were interacting with my actual penis.

Zag on ‘em!

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #ask a wizard

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency

2 - Green paint - 10 currency

3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency

4 - Red paint - 10 currency

5 - Blue paint - 10 currency

6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29

currency

7 - metal sheet rune - 18 currency

————————

"Wizard Essentials"

————————

Staff - wooden - 4 currency

Orb - glass - 8 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

————

"Potions"

————

1 - ice resistance - 10 currency

2 - debuff immunity - 15 currency

3 - energy potion - 5 currency

4 - health potion - 5 currency

——-

"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer

#wizard island island #wizard tumblr #wizard posting #wizardposting #wizard #wizard shit #wizard blogging #magic shop #thank you

[wizard-of-thumbtacks]

I'VE DONE IT! THE ULTIMATE EXPIERIENCE OF WIZARD HATS!

I present to you, wormzard.

#wizard shit #wizard posting #wizardcore #wizardblr #wizards #wizardposting

[the-gnomish-bastard]

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

#wizardposting #wizard #artificer #wizard posting #gnome #gnome post #wizard tumblr #wizard problems #wizardcore #wizardblr #wizard shit #wizards

[thetetra]

#wizardcore #wizardblogging #wizard blogging #wizardblr #wizard tumblr #shadow wizard money gang #wizard council #wizard meme #wizard memes #wizard posting #wizard shit #wizardposting #wizard

[dieplz]

very real behind the scenes photo of the wizardposting tumblr community

#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard shit