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soyeonsbabygirl · 3 months

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I’m so late but omgjfjf their new concept😭😭 quick thought— the (g)irls pretending to be all clueless (like in the I do mv) to gain readers trust only to turn on her when she’s vulnerable and unsuspecting 🥹🥹 basically manhandling her and using her in ways no human wld ever even think abt.. like from them asking reader about what kissing was to literally ganging up on her and taking turns to see who could make her cum the hardest🥹🥹 ineed them all sb aaa

I had a fic written for this but I accidentally deleted it so imma make this a Drabble/oneshot plus a mini Sooyoung cameo✌️

You met them all when you had taken a walk. You brought them into your house and ever since then they’d been living with you.

They seemed clueless and not just the usual clueless. These girls were REALLY clueless not knowing how to do a lot of stuff. You had to teach them how to use the stove and that it was hot, which Yuqi unfortunately learned by burning herself.

You taught them how to brush their teeth, buying Miyeon bubble gum toothpaste since she liked how it tasted. How to brush their hair, which Soojin did to everyone now as well as styling once she learned how to tie ribbons in them.

How to put on make up, making Minnie obsessed with putting lip gloss on you. You taught them about reading and drawing, which lead to Sooyoung making cute little doodles of you all. You found it cute watching how excited she would get when she saw you hang them up.

You even taught them how to shower which made Soyeon love taking showers with you claiming she felt closer to you. You even taught Shuhua how to drive even if after she got somewhat good at it you still insist on wearing your seatbelt. Eventually they started wondering about other stuff too.

You were all watching a romance movie when a scene where the 2 leads kissed. You could see the girls confused gazes as they stared at the tv. “I wanna do that, how do you do that?” Shuhua’s confused tone made all the girls turn to look at you.

You decided on Soojin since she was the closest to you. You held her face gently and leaned in. Her lips were softer than you thought they would be, covered in red lipstick.

You demonstrated how to kiss as the girls watched you with curiousity, the saw how you closed your eyes as you kissed Soojin making her do the same. Your hand softly caressing her cheek as you held her in place while kissing her. After you finished showing the girls how to kiss, they all tried it on you as well as each other.

Soyeon was the first one to get you. You both were taking a shower together like usual and before you knew it she placed kissses to your neck and shoulders. Her fingers teasing your nipples, her hand eventually goes to your pussy.

She turns you around to face her enjoying your reactions while she slips her fingers inside you. You let out a sound that’s a mix of a moan and a gasp from arousal and shock. She smirked as she moved her fingers in and out of your wet folds.

You were the one who taught her how to shower and now here she was fucking you in the shower. She sped up with each sound you made, she had you backed against the wall as her fingers went in and out of you. Her hand on the wall behind you providing her support.

With a loud moan you came all over fingers leaking onto the shower floor slightly. Soyeon smiled as she took her fingers out of you and cuddled you. You were hers now. Nothing would change that.

You thought that was weird but didn’t expect what would happen next. You and Yuqi were making lunch together in the kitchen. She loved helping you cook but never used the stove to afraid of burning herself like she did the first time.

You didn’t expect what would happen next. One minute you guys were cooking, you decided to let her taste a tiny bit of it. Next thing you know your legs were spread on the counter as she used a strap (where she got it you wouldn’t know…) to fuck you with.

Your legs wrapped around her waist as you moaned grabbing onto her shoulders. Her hands held you down by your waist while she smirked. She loved watching the way your face would scrunch whenever she thrusted particularly hard.

Her nails made small crescent moons on your hips from how hard she was grabbing them. She continued her thrusts giggling when you would moan louder.

It’s wasn’t long before you orgasmed all over the strap. She kissed your cheek laughing at your fucked out expression. Whilst rubbing small circles on your hips.

You thought maybe it was just those 2, but nope! It happened yet again. You were doing your routine getting ready to brush your teeth and the next thing you knew Miyeon came behind you and started kissing your cheek.

It wasn’t long before she had you against the bathroom wall moaning her name as she grinded her clit against yours. Your left knee was up to your chest as she supported your weight.

She was practically gliding with how wet the both of you were and she loved it. You were surprised again both from the fact that she was scissoring you after she didn’t know how to brush her teeth a week ago or the fact at how good she was at it.

You squirmed as your moans grew whiney your breath shortening. Miyeon was about to orgasm with you, she was determined to as she went faster. Your moans grew echoing throughout the whole bathroom.

It was unclear who came first but you both looked gorgeous while doing so. Both of your juices mixing together making Miyeon swipe between you both with her finger and fingering it all back into you with a smile.

If only that was the only “weird” thing that happened to you today. You thought it was just them, but nope! It doesn’t even stop there.

You had let Soojin fix your hair especially after Miyeon had messed it up. You were still shocked because not only did you get fucked once but 3 times? All by your girls who didn’t even know how to use a TV the other day.

Soojin noticed you were deep in thought so she yanked you by your hair, pulled your head back and kissed you. You moaned from how rough she was being but nothing could prepare you for what happened next.

She somehow got on her knees and took your shorts and panties off. She attached her lips to your clit as she sucked, as well as sticking her tongue in and out of you.

Your moans were all whiney and loud, as your hands got tangled in her hair. Your legs were forced open by her hands as she continued to suck and lick your pussy. She smiled slightly when you would say her man.

Her nails dug into your plush thighs as you squirmed from how good she was at this. She knew you were sensitive which made her suck faster flicking her tongue on your nub.

Your moans grew in sound and your breath quickened. It wasn’t long before you orgasmed painting her face in your cum. She kept going even after, she definitely care if you were whining trying to get off her. She held you perfectly in place and kept eating you as if you were her last meal she would ever have.

You thought that was it, hoping it was just them. You couldn’t handle any one else being weird (you were certain you couldn’t cum anymore..) but you were in for a treat.

You were in the car with Shuhua, not even focused on where you two were going. You were too caught up in what had already happened with the other 4 that you didn’t notice when Shuhua had stopped the car.

You only seemed to notice when she started kissing you or when her hands roamed your body while you 2 were in the backseat. Her hands played with your ass cheeks, biting , squeezing, and slapping.

Before you knew it , she was fucking you from the back. Her strap moving in and out of you while she slapped your ass, she was obsessed with how it moved. She loved when you moaned after each slap.

She giggled at the sounds you let out and how she listened to the sobs you let out. All while she ruined you, she began to thrust harder harshly grabbing handfuls of your ass. You were sure she would leave bruises from how hard she was grabbing and squeezing.

Your vision began to blur from how hard she was going making you moan even more. The windows fogged as the car shook, your orgasm hit you like a truck as you scratched up the seats.

She laughed at your disheveled state placing kisses all over your back. A final smack was laid to your ass as she pulled out cuddling you til you regained your composure.

Minnie was different. You and her were doing makeup like usual helping you relax. You could feel all the shock you had felt from the other 5 girls melting away. You giggled when Minnie’s fingers brushed across your face.

If only you knew that it would lead to Minnie fingering you to oblivion. You moans sounding like music to her ears. Her hand placed on your stomach making you take all of her fingers as she felt you get wetter and wetter.

Her fingers practically gliding in and out of you. She loved the sounds your pussy made as well and how you squirmed from how sensitive you were. Her smile darkened as she watched your facial expressions change.

She sped up as she felt you clenching on her fingers. You let out more squeals and moans, getting louder with each time she thrusted her fingers in you til your legs shook. She pulled her fingers out watching your cum shoot out of you making her chuckle.

She gave some kisses to your cheek giggled at the shimmery stains on them from when you cried all your make up off.

You were exhausted. You laid in bed looking at the ceiling. Sooyoung was laying next to you, out of all of them she hadn’t done anything to you yet. You sighed as you cuddled her inhaling her scent. You soon fell asleep but would be awoken soon.

You felt something in your sleep. You were squirming from the sensation but it didn’t feel bad…it felt…good. But you didn’t know what it was.

You woke up with a slight gasp moaning as you did so. You looked down and saw something moving under the covers, when you lifted them you saw Sooyoung with her lips attached to your pussy while her fingers moved in and out of you.

You don’t know how long she’d been doing this but now that you were awake you didn’t want her to stop. You moaned as you felt her tongue licking your nub and her fingers pumping in and out of you.

The sensation felt so foreign to you and you loved it. You let out multiple praises with your moans which seemed to encourage her as her fingers sped up,m. She alternated between sucking really hard and leaving flat tongued licks to your clit.

It wasn’t long til your eyes rolled back and gripped her hair. You vision went white moaning her name in ecstasy as you came hard, she kept going determined for something else to happen.

You whined and thrashed trying to get out of her grip but she landed a harsh slap to you flirt making you not just cry out, but cry a bit as well. She kept going til you were on your 4th orgasm.

It was almost as if she wanted a specific reaction and wouldn’t stop til she got it. The other girls had all come in to watch praising and encouraging Sooyoung which gave her even more confidence. She went faster with her fingers, sucking harder than she had.

With a loud moan you not just orgasmed but when she pulled her fingers out , you squirted into her mouth. She drank all your essence as she came up looking at you. Her face was decorated with your cum while the other girls got in the bed smiling.

You passed out the minute you orgasmed and they all cuddled you after cleaning you up. “She’s fun.” Shuhua said making the others hum in agreement. “She tastes amazing too, I can’t believe she really thought that we were this clueless.” Sooyoung watched you sleep peacefully. Yuqi gave her a kiss as she cuddled the younger girl. “Let’s keep her.” Soyeon proposed, it was no secret the girls agreed.

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relaxxattack · 6 months

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hwy so i saw ur poll ab arasol and f they were matesprits or not and ive been into homestuck for about 7 years and its a special interest and im autistic and thwy are my first and tbh only otp anf so if this is ok i wld like to infodump my opinion/hcs ab them bc i just 🥰 i love them sm 🥰 (def not frothing at the mouth at the idea of an audience for my opinions bc everyone irl is sikc of me lmao /lh)

ok so i deffo think they ar e matesprits BUT i think they never liie. clearly confirmwd it while aradia was alive. and once she became ghost aradia i think she got so distant and aloof (i think thats the right word?) about everytuing that it made sollux feel like she disnt love him anymore, and he eventually just had to move on, even thouvh it hurt. and feferi was there, not necessarily as a "rebound" but as a shoulder to cry on. someone for sollux to confide in, and to listen to him because he didnt have anyonw else he felt like woild. and i feel like feferi was def nto him and wanted to be his matesprit but i think sollux wasnt really. and i think they developed a kind of mixed/blurred lines relationship and the whole ghost and aradiabot phases pushed him and aradia furhter apart because aradia was dealinf wth so so much and in turn sollux was dealinf with the loss of his presumed (unofficial, wtv) matesprit, because that wasnt the aradia he knew and had fallen in love with. the ghost thing wasnt a bother - he loved her, not her physical form - it was the personality shift, i think.

and so when she reached god tier and regained her body nd her sense of identity, ithink they started to rekindle what they had nefore, if that makes sense? like aradia was his aradia again, an aradia interested in life and adventuee and archaeology and not this stupid, stupid game and suddenly not everything felt like it was collapsing around him and he felt like things could be okay again. and she helped him and he helped her and together they did make thinfs okay again. with each other.

and i think aradia's living>ghost>aradiabot>godtier timeline is a good allegory for depression and how it can absolutely shatter your sense of self and strip your world of colour and how that can make you push people away and self isolate and whatnot. idk thats just how i see it but :3 yea

i havet checkwd out the epilogues or homestuck^2 btw so this is based solely off of andrew hussie's homestuck bc i love it sososo much anyways yea !!!! tysm if anybody took the time to read this i love u all!! and ty for letting me drop this in ur askbox lolz and yea :3 srry if this isnt v comprehensive i just got off an 8hr closing shift at work lmao <3

this is a REALLY good analysis and i really love it, thank you for sharing! this makes complete sense to me.

aradia's depression being the catalyst for their split is very true! especially since she then sort of broke his trust with the whole sgrub thing-- and before that interacting with her was hard because sollux felt so guilty about what he did to her. it's just sad on all accounts, and i'm glad they both got better

honestly my poll was more to ask the question; "so we all agree that aradia and sollux were matesprits right because they do NOT act like moirails lol but it's funny because if they're matesprits that makes the feferi business weirder", but i don't think it came across in the post correctly, pfft

yes i definitely agree that they were matesprits, and also the idea that feferi was more into sollux than he was her is a really interesting one-- i also wonder if maybe feferi was maybe less into sollux than she thought, herself-- it's possible she threw herself into that relationship because she was just so relieved to be finally cut off from eridan and "allowed" to have relationships like that. but that's just my thought!

at the end of the day they're all just kids trying stuff out and it's kind of adorable and not that serious. i'm an arasoler at heart but there's nothing wrong with solfef either

#feral-cockroach #hsmeta #op

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aroaceconfessions · 1 year

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I’m coming to terms with being a gay trans man n asexual as well, and I’m getting to the point where I miiiigghhtt want to start dating???

Not sure where to start, like dating apps or. And finding men who aren’t too old or creepy, (I’m 23 and in smallish town, close to cities n such now tho.) and ofc not transphobic, and fine w my asexuality, and. Interesting and unique and ???? Idk I mostly see myself dating trans men bc they’d get me.

Like being t4t. If I trust em more except Ik being trans doesn’t automatically make them better or safer.V afraid of whether I can find people to talk to and that *i’d* be interested in, in the first place, and whether I’d go on dates w them or hangout somewhere, and that. What if I meet someone I like n they’re like. have more of a life than I do.

A real job n their own place n stability etc. idk.

It seems too much of a hassle. Because it feels like men irl aren’t what I have in my head as what a partner wld be for me ???

I had a crush on a friend and an attachment to him and we were getting p close so I thought that would be enough for me. N then we became less close out of the blue.

And I’m realizing I don’t have the support n I’m not treated as part of a Team or equal, which I feel is necessary, so I’m not sure whether to seek a partner and also that wld show how much I’ve matured bc I’m seeking …the highest level of love/partnership I can achieve?? And to show off I’d have a relationship wld be such a thrill, esp in the faces of people who thought I’d be dependent on them???

#trans #transgender #transmasculine #transmasc #ftm #trans guy #trans man #transgender man #transgender guy #gay #asexual #ace #acespec #aspec #dating #relationships

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pinkmoondoll9shihtzu · 3 months

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could you reccomend me books on astrology? i have no idea where to start and lately i very strongly need something that makes sense to make sense of

sure :] altho just to b clear, i havent learned much about astrology from books personally, so i dnt have anything too specific in mind. Not to say reading about it isnt useful ofc. some ppl learn better that way. But i think the best way to learn it is thru observing it happen irl, in your own life & others. paying attention to ur surroundings, being present..

tbh i wld just read Jung, and Liz Greene! also i love reading anything Edgar Cayce said. they all take the humanistic approach to astrology, understanding that Free Will is at the central core of it all. i been meaning to read liz greene's book on saturn for sooolong now cus my friend Saint spoke so highly of it. but i been waiting to find it irl i hate ordering books online xD

its fun to jst go to used book stores n see wat comes up in the astro section. all the astro books i have i like to read them casually, i dnt find myself turning to them for answers. but if ur just trying to learn the basics i suggest anyone who practices jungian astrology ^^ hope this is helpful, ive been into this stuff for so long i dont even remmeber how i learned it. things just came together w time. have a good day anon +++ <3 -PMD9

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shellxrls · 4 months

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what started ur obsession with spiderman? Mine was the og movies tbh and then TASM like 😍

i love anything spiderman related omg yay.

so i’ve always been into marvel/superhero movies, i watched the toby maguire movies when i was rlly young (which i have very vague memories around) bc my parents loved them and then i watched the TASM movies when when they first came out (i remember convincing my parents to get the DVD’s and rewatching the first one so many times, it’ll always be my favourite). but at that point i wouldn’t say i was ‘obsessed’ yet, i just rlly enjoyed the movies as someone would normally appreciate media they liked.

but then a couple years ago (3-4) i rewatched the TASM movies and something just clicked inside me (idk if this makes sense??). following that rewatch i was rlly into spiderman. i consumed as much spiderman content as i cld, i got posters, i started buying merch and i read a lot of fanfic too 😭. so it rlly started with andrew garfield’s spidey and the TASM movies.

then when nwh was coming out, my hyperfixation peaked. i was obsessed (even that is an understatement, its more like my being was literally wholly consumed) with spiderman - to a level that it was a defining trait of mine, every single person in my life knew (family, friends, even teachers 😭) - and i wld always get spiderman related gifts and etc. that was the strongest my obsession has ever been and i think after that point was when i truly got involved in the fandoms too - i wasn’t just being interested in spiderman as a ‘hobby’, i guess.

i’ve always resonated with peter parker though, even though we’re very different irl (obviously) i feel like i truly understand him and the nuances of his character a lot. alongside that peter parker is just my exact type of men (im not joking. at all. i could not even tell you how many guys i dated/crushed on who were basically peter parker if he didn’t have powers).

regardless of peter though, i also rlly love most of the character in the mcu spiderman franchise. namely mj watson, i can definitely relate to her character and seeing her being adored and praised across the entire fandom even though she’s a very standoffish character at times rlly makes me happy - bc a lot of her less likeable traits i see in myself. AND last not definitely not least, spideychelle is my favourite ship in any media in all contexts. i love them together so much and i’ve read so many earth-shattering (im not even joking they changed my perception of love) spideychelle fics that it would be stupid not to include them in this.

#nonnie tysm for asking about this it’s my favourite thing in the whole world to talk ab!!#i hope i explained well though my brain sometimes shorts circuits bc it gets too excited over anything spiderman related 💀#omg i’m just not releasing how long this is sorry 💀#asks.ᐟ ⋆｡˚𖦹 #;anon #;misc #spiderman #peter parker

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johnmalevolent · 9 months

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heyyyyy, gintama for the fandom asks?

iris did you know that i love you

The first character I first fell in love with: Gintoki. i've loved him even before i watched gintama (that blorbo in law situation) it was of course partly sharing a friend's enthusiasm but also his design. now that i know his whole character it just makes me fall even more... and these are why:

his dead fish eye. his lack of energy. his sweet tooth. the one arm sticking out of his yukata bcs he thinks it's cool (he insists its just so he could grab his wooden sword faster). the way he rarely refuses to help people even if he acts annoyed about it.

he's kind of like reigen in many ways (28 year old freelancer - albeit questionable job - and bad older brother figures for some middle schoolers)

he's a gag character but sometimes he also acts as a straight man. i think he believes himself to be the sanest person when compared to his childhood friends (which. honestly doesn't say much). also im weak for characters voiced by mr Sugita

oh yeah have i mentioned his design. of course his main outfit is really cool but i love the ones we sometimes see him in. like his winter clothes, the ryokan uniform, shiroyasha, white blood king, that one time he switched job to a truck driver, his host suit, enmi... so many. he also crossdressed several times and slayed the look. despite wanting to have him in my bed someday im actually not that crazy over shirtless gintoki (except for his pink strawberry boxer shorts). the rule is the more layers of fabric he puts on, the more in love i am

and of course his *checks notes* wonderful personality

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: tbh Takasugi.. he's Gintoki's childhood friend but after what happened 10 years ago their relationship seems mostly hateful on the outside, but they actually treasure the other very much as a friend. when he first appeared he was introduced as an antagonist, probably the main one for the whole series, and it was kinda meh because at that point i was watching gintama for the comedy. but after watching the flashback of their time together it hurts just thinking about them. I've rewatched this one scene of them from the Gintama final movie and i cried every single time. if you're okay w major spoilers the clip should be in my "#jiwa perak" tag under a read more

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: see this is hard cos im not really deep in the fandom buuuut if i have to choose its shinpachi... its not that i dont like him, I just care for him the least...... he's good when paired with other characters (with gintoki & kagura or with his sister) but when he's by himself he's not that interesting. and i get it he's supposed to not be interesting. it's a whole joke that shinpachi is the most boring character. idk sorry shinpachi i hope they give you some new trait in the ginpachi spin-off

The character I love that everyone else hates: sorry idk who is the hated character in the fandom 😭

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Kintoki, maybe? he was a robot created per Shinpachi & Kagura's request because their current boss (Gintoki), who was nowhere to be found (probably drinking), is very irresponsible. so Kintoki is the polar opposite of Gintoki, created to be perfect in the ways gintoki couldn't. i used to really love him because of his charisma (took a bunch of screenshots & collected fanart of him) but after his arc ended i kinda forgot about him lmao. im chill about him now

The character I would totally smooch: gintoki. in case that wasn't clear

The character I’d want to be like: i want that katsura non-binary look and then my life would be complete. i dont want his brain tho

The character I’d slap: sakamoto. i love him but he's so annoying <3 i wld kill him irl

A pairing that I love: hijikata/gintoki!! i think they have a nice dynamic. unlike gintoki, hijikata is a very strict person. everytime they meet they always fight, but they understand each other and do well when fighting together. both of them insists they're not friends but when gintoki left town hijikata said "I'm gonna look for him." how do you expect me to not go insane.

ginsachi is also up there, and tbh if gintoki said he'd marry me after our first meeting I'd react like sacchan did. sacchan is a creep but i support girls wrong etc. it's a shame they dont really have many episodes together after that except when it's another harem episode :/

A pairing that I despise: GINTOKI/KYUUBEI. im glad there isnt actually many fancontent of them but my god do i despise it. i hate that kyuubei has sooo much potential as a non-binary character but became a part of gintoki's harem. like. i cannot see in kyuubei the same character that appeared in their debut arc. i know them starting to embrace their feminine side is an important trait but at this point it feels like they're turned into a girl just because. i know it sounds like im just talking about kyuubei im just really pissed lmao. it also doesnt make any sense to me how they would even have feelings for gintoki :(

#i. might have said too many things #literally tysm bestie i dont recommend you to watch this show but its good. never even consider watching it #krispeaks #asks #loverboybrightsideghost #ask game #jiwa perak

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tearsasmascara · 2 years

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ok but i see all the 'what trope wld u associate' or 'character u wld ship them w' with moots all over my dash. so i thought of smthing different

what mutuals remind u of what characters (can be inside genshin or not, anyth honestly) it can be whether if u ship them w the character / they act like the character / their blog theme is of that character / they talk abt the character a lot etc etc anything when u look @ ur mutual like "oh they kinda talk/like/remind me of this character'

if u dont wanna do this its alr!! have a good day quinn :"")

one of ur moots (not the 'clogging up my dash' moot btw ! <3

omg hey! HI MOOT <33 how are you?? hope you’re doing well.

YES THIS SEEMS SO FUN, i’ll do the moots that pop up into my head so if i forget you ITS NOT PERSONAL I REPEAT ITS NOT PERSONAL MY MEMORY IS TRASH </3

@calyxcore def associate you with like,,, almost albedo and like,, mona? maybe it’s cause we both simp over him but the way you hold up intelligent convos with me while being passionate reminds me of albedo, but also the way your perosnality is so chaotic and distinct (in a good way) just sends MONA

@heademptynoideas EULA EULA EULA EULA, idk if it’s cause you main her or because of your blog theme but you’re so kind and sweet while also being super ‘girlbossy’ (is that the term im a granny) but yeah <3 also like you remind me of the colors blue and purple and eula just gives off those colors yeah?

@k4tsukissi BAKUGO??? like again, idk if it’s cause your blog is anlot about him but your vibes radiate major bakugo energy, the way you deal with life in such a powerful (to me it seems powerful) way and your vibes are immaculate and radiate just ‘don’t get in my way’ yk yk?

@seveninchesfrominsanity heizou. it’s not even that you simp over him from what i heard he’s a funny workaholic and that just reminds me of you in a way like,,,, and like yeah your blog is entirely heizou but sometimes in my head i say heizou instead of yuki because i associate him with you so much

@telemi we don’t interact that much butttt sucrose! you seem so sweet and shy but also a little chaotic (kind of like sucrose to me) so yeah ahdkhs

@dawndelion-winery diluc or scara, idk you all intimidate me but also you seem super chill and go with the flow-y and mainly you seem very just, in control? if that makes sense

@kazuesque probably like,,, amber maybe? you seem super energetic and so sweet and just a little bundle of joy to everyone around you

@kazu-sun KAZUHA idk if it’s cause your blog or irl but mainly cause of your writing and the way you give compliments that really touch my heart and just make me tear up but you’re so sweet like him

@yinyinggie probably like,,, hm. you’re a really sweet and kind person who seems like they can put their foot down when needed. so i’d probably say like,, maybe jean? yep yep jean!!

okay i’m tired moots if i forgot you TELL ME i won’t see you as desperate or anything i’m just tired, but i’ll add some more moots later. love y’all, and thank you moor who sent this!! (also if i forgot you im so sorry eternally 😭😭)

#moots #IM SO TIRED AORRY GUYS #DM #ME OR AM #IF YOU WANNA BE ADDED

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dungeonbf · 9 months

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LMAOOO i can picture him laid out on the bed role playing his ww2 rp and someone comes in and he tosses everything under the bed and is like “what do you want 😡”. also ur so right with the lps.. im going to add that to my selfship Pinterest board under his section ty!!

an acc just tries to get him to be more normal pilled.. they r the ideologies off brand version of SpongeBob and squidward I fear.. /hj but srsly an acc sees chris lib and turns to auth right with a shit eating grin like “i know what you are 🏳️‍🌈”. an acc doesn’t even have to say anything and auth right just goes “shut up shut the fuck up” and chris lib is like “?” <\3 but I think chris lib wld wave at an acc regardless ^_^ they r buddies..

PFFTTTYHABBAHA HIM AND HIS VINTAGE NIGHTY WIGHTIES he is not real I can’t even. he comes in dressed for bed and Chris lib is like “what is that. you look like a damsel in distress.” and he’s like “IT’S TRUE VINTAGE. FROM AN ERA WHERE THINGS WERE RIGHT!” and chris lib is like “ok princess ok damn. calm down.”

lmaooo ur right tho.. auth right takes chris lib out to this fancy place and he’s like working every move he knows (which is mostly just staring. and like. putting his hand on hers but mostly staring and smiling). It is soooo awkward for the waiter I feel so bad for whoever serves them. auth right is sweating bullets and Chris lib looks so unimpressed (but he’s happy on the inside he just forgets to express sometimes. he’s me so he forgets to express every now and then) and at the end of the date auth right takes him home and chris lib is like “that was nice. i’d like to go out again with you :)” and gives him a kiss on the cheek before heading inside. and auth right is stunned. oh god *head in hands* they r in love

I’VE WATCHED SOME OF THE OFFICE AND THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING HELP. chris lib: why are you so smiley? an acc: anti centrism gave me his jacket because it was cold. an acc: this is the best day of my life. chris lib: lmao ok

if chris lib ever went “anti centrism is just ok” an acc wld go “TO YOU. HE IS JUST OKAY TO YOU. HE IS EVERYTHING.” ITS LIKE THOSE COPYPASTAS WAIT LMAO

who is anticentrism? to the blind, he is the light to the starving, he is bread to the sick, he is the cure to the lonely, he is a companion to the sad, he is joy to the prisoner, he is freedom to the poor, he is treasure for me, he is EVERYTHING. I LOVE anti centrism

— @boykujou

@boykujou wait wait you know the homophobic dog… that’s me with auth right, that’s our entire dynamic i hate this guy.

this is how he makes me feel.

also i saw this and it reminds me of authright so here u go

(you’re the one texting “stop”) ALSO THIS IS MAKING ME GIGGLE IRL… i will be your guys’ waiter… i will refill your drinks and blatantly nudge authright with my elbow and wink and be the annoying wingman i was meant to be!!!! genuinely love your dynamic with him, it’s so cute. are you guys the type to debate about politics? especially since your views are so different? i’m curious :3

also, i think authright is a gift giver. nothing too extravagant but after the third date or something, he gives chrislib a pretty necklace to show his appreciation — and, i think if you pet his hair he would spontaneously combust into flames. give him affection, he needs it.

also i hope you know i read the copypasta and started laughing in real life, that is SO funny and it’s so real. like that copypasta where it’s like

if anti-centrism has 5000 fans i’m one of them

if anti-centrism has 500 fans i’m one of them

if anti-centrism has 50 fans i’m one of them

if anti-centrism have 5 fans best believe i’m one of them

if he has 1 fan then I AM that fan

and if he has 0 fans then i must be dead.

diehard anti-centrism fan til i DIE. i think their dynamic is very interesting because an-acc is such a fan, qui thinks anti-centrism is sooo cool and i feel like qui tries so hard to impress anti-centrism, ‘cause an-acc’s a wacky ideology and therefore kinda looked down upon by the other extremists, so qui has to try extra hard to get approval, yk?? i feel like an-acc’s a little bit off the rails, honestly, and starts leaving love notes at anti-centrism’s door a week into knowing jrem. (also sidenote, i know anti-centrism’s actual name as a character is “jreg”, i think i’m gonna use it very sparingly though cuz i wanna keep a good distinction between the character and creator — i’ll use it as more of a nickname, rather than his actual name)

i think anti-centrism appreciates the love notes, though, he walks with a bit more pep in his step after reading them :3

#long post #is this real and based #ALSO SORRY FOR THE IMAGE SPAM I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY AND AUTHRIGHT CODED #ancom.txt #auth right #need to make an anti-centrist tag… hm.

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legobatjoker · 2 years

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okay one v cute thing tht we did at thee mall was we went to tiger (idk if you have tht is the states? basically its a store tht less like a lot of stuff tbh like crafts stuff and stationarly and also like room decor type stuff. nd also toher stuff idk i dont pay attention to those thigns FDGHDFHD) nd like everyone picked out smth for one other person to get them as a gift like i got my siblinga lemon pattern pillow (bc theyre obessed w decorating their room nd stuff) nd cousin 1 got me some beads and string for making bracelltes which was v sweet i enjoyed tht a lot. some other stuff i got (not from tiger other shops altho i also got a glowing bunny from tiger? idk i tihnk its meant more as a night light than a decoration thinking abt it now but i was bewitched by him nd also i havent got him to glow bc i need a screwdriver to put the batteries in so ill have to ask my dad FGDFHGDF) was some slime making stuff (ya in 2022 SDGFSDGS i still thenk smile is cool and swag so<3) nd also a random pen bc we were at a stationary shop nd i was also getting some pens my sibling asked for nd its bright pink :] and also some like. tbh v cheap jewellry from some other store i forget the name of and also a claries FDGHDFHGDF like some random bracelltsn d hairclips and also a necklace w moodchanging pendant which even tho its like. ialsway loose mood rings nd braclets nd necklaces and also being old enough 2 know theyre not like. all tht accurate FGFDGDF im still v obsessed w them <3 the claries also had these cute neclaes w pendants tht were like. ice lollys but gameboys ?? idk if im explaining tht well but they were so cute i wanted to get it but it was three neckless nd like. bff neckleces?? nd i wldnt have anyone 2 share them w irl nd also bc it was three of them it was a lot more money so i didnt get it <//3 INE THING I DID GET THO AT A DIFFERENT STORE THT IM SO INLOVE W we found a store tht sold jellycat plushies and i got a peach one !!! she doenst have the bead eyes so shes not as cute as those ones but i had to get her bc shes a PEACH and im PEACHES !!! and also i get one 4 my sibling even tho id already bought them a lot of stuff including a sqishmallow at claires bc they promied they wld be nicer to me if i did so. ill see if tht worked actually HGGHDG but its fine regardly bc like i said !! theyre my little sibling and i love them so :] also im too obseesed w my jellycat plushie to care tbh ill send u a pic of her tmrw (too tired rn fgdfghdf) but shes so CUTEE !!! <3

OMGGGG THATS ALL SUCH GOOD STUFF thats a v cool gift from ur cousin and also the bunny light is a good room decor fr like i can understand how he wld be bewitching… AND THE PEACH OMG PEACH FOR PEACHES IS SOSOSOO GOOD I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER….

#mewtuals #castle.answers

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noxtivagus · 1 year

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i love love ffxiv sm fr (to the edge)

#I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT 😭 my alarm didn't wake me up sob. gna do a lot today but rn i just.#wna listen to music n think to myself n write for a bit. hdfkalsjdf oh my god the effect to the edge has on me.#it's. genuinely probably. if i had to pick one song. wld be to the edge. hard choice but nothing else would be right.#n well. the fight's more for hmm i guess elidibus fans? apollo likes him more than me bcs i'm uhhhh an unfortunate emet-selch liker #but. that wave. THAT WAVE 🥹 such a simple movement but one that just. revealed the identity of that. yk shade that arrived #the bittersweetness in the whole exchange. n it hurts so much when you think of how. how they all used to be so happy #but now everything they've known is torn apart. for thousands of years.. that loneliness must've broken emet fr #the burden of all those lives lost. being able to see n feel them w his affinity w aether n the underworld #n then. elidibus forgot. n lahabrea's.. twisted beyond himself. tragic isn't it? n emet-selch's the only one that remembers #cries. but w endwalker what they did. i rmb crying so much throughout all that. gave me some closure fr 😭😭#n then when it comes to the musical comp too yk the. oh my god w neath dark waters yk the theme of amaurot n #the ticking.. time. n then the lyrics. i'm. technically catholic christian sob but i'm not religious n i'd consider myself agnostic.#but yk the references w the bible or christian mythology. n then the lyrics in general. 'we only fly when falling far from grace' 🥹🫶🏼#i love all the expacs in ffxiv sm i just have these phases where i'm all over each of them n rn it's shb #all the. expacs r like. arr was the start yk n i went through most of it w school n. it was comfort. esp bcs smth painful irl happened #around then. heavensward was. my fav expac at that time yk? for so many reasons.. alphi aymeric haurchefant n the story n drk n #end of the free trial. stormblood was the start of when we subbed. i cld finally play tgther w apollo. our freedom too in our own way #n then it was such a real story n touched on pain n. yk. rlly was a very compassionate story n i enjoyed thoroughly w my empathetic heart #shb was. my endgame for a while. i mean. we started out 5.3 but was still in the free trial n finally got the game 5.5 #we started raiding n that's where most of our growth to who we are now happened. n the story is.. it's so. perfect.#i have a lot of memories in endwalker too but shb as an expansion was where most of my memories w other players n all happened #n. i'll ramble too much oh no but endwalker was. the first i experienced from the start. n the story is so.. oh my god #i have. the highest praise for ffxiv's story. obvs still has some of its faults here n there but the highs are worth indescribably much.#n i really mean each of those words. oh my god ffxiv rlly saved me. but i'll. also ramble more if i entertain that thought n write rn so #yk these. stories n songs n just wtvr. just has sm themes that. oh fuck it idk how to put it into words bcs it just all resonates w me sm #like. to the edge it has such a lovely composition n i love listening to every single part of it. n then the lyrics r so well-made. yk?#n then the story behind it too is.. they just put so much thought into it n w so much love n it's just so meaningful. it means so much to m #it just has. so much. n i find so much comfort in it. hdlkafjsd n then themes.. yk w amaurot for example n to the edge #underwater. angels. wings. remember. time. tomorrow. n then the stuff w morality n. just. sm of that has resonated a lot w me #ever since i was young so yk in finding ffxiv it was like i found smth that finally. finally matched w me n smth that'll continue for long

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astrxealis · 2 years

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anyways under the cut i will ramble abt sandalphon and i (+ etc) bcs i kind of cannot get him out of mind again

i saw a sandalphon edit some time ago and there was a quote related to stars and another "you're not alone" !! and OKAY HEROEHDK I KIND OF REALLY associate myself w stars. i really really love starsurhejd and its just like oh sandalphon w stars haha he looks up at them at night and is remindwd of me maybe? (also like w luci bcs. morning star. sobs) AJSHWHWJSJ AND THEN ... youre not alone is one of the biggest themes in ff endwalker so that just HIT ME LIKE A BULLETTRAIN JFCJDHSJ YOU CANT DO THIS SO MY HEART HELP HELLOW WHY

and then okay theres official art of sandalphon and the other angels wearing glasses? the one for sandalphon is more brown than mine but ours r around the same ... the look so similar ... haha matching couple glasses so true (mine r more peach/pink tho rirhwifhedjj) that drives me sigekebdkejd

i want to go on coffee shop and cafe and tea dates w sandalphon so bad !! i also have many brainrots abt him embracing me w his wings :]

ALSO ITS RLLY UNFAIR BCS THEMES W ANGELS ARE LOTERALLY ONE OF MY FAVES ... like w shb and then wmtsb and GODUSHSUSJS MY HEART !!

also thinking abt how hurt sandalphon wld be riehdisndksj w how im acting in ebg rn GODDAMN HRUT i blame my twin for this lune ihysm /nm JDHSJDBAKSJ I DONT WANT TO BREAK HIS HEART ANYMORE ... ESP W HIS PAST AND YK WHAT HAPPENS IN THE 1ST SIDE STORY YEAH ?? he just wants acknowledgment and love and all that and me ignoring him GDODOSJSKJWKSKAKS O DON THWATNT TO DO HRTA ANYMORE

but in a lighter note ive also been vv affectionate to my pichu stuffed toy lately !! p cute if sandy was jealous over a lil yellow baby LOLFIRHWIDJWKWH HELP AS YOU CAN SEE i also have kind of similar brainrots w xiao too ngl bcs damn yall giving me fluff and angst yo yes 🥹🥹🥹

my biggest enemy and sabotage tbh is the fact i think and talk a lot bcs my FIRST STRIKE WAS JUST ME MAKING FUNNT CONVO AND THEN SLIPPING i wont be surprised if my 3rd strike is wholly on accident tbh.

i want to nuzzle sandalphon yk ... we both actually have catlike tendencies eiehwihdiwbd IDBSKS i want to boop his nose w mine really badly actually. and also hug him. hed be very nice to hug

AND ALSO ... i fee as thoufh hes not actually that much taller than me (dimitri is tall though. i feel like xiao is around mt height too. diluc tall tho. uhhh g'raha is actually shorter than irl me canonically so...) ODHSKDNS BUT IT DOESNT RLLY SEEM LIKE THAT WAY BCS HE ACTUALLY WEARS HEELS LIKE YES sandlaphon is genuinely the guy you would call babygirl. raha is literally the epitome of lil meow meow and tbh sandy is also a lil meow meow but for me hes the epitome of babygirl. WIFE malewife Odhwiqhswiwj ALSO VANE IS CNAONICALLY TECHNICALLT A MALEWIFE HELLO WHAT hes the mom of the dragon knights ITS UNFAIR BCS HES ALSO TECHNICALLY A HIMBO W BIGG ASS FUCK BOOBAS LIKE WHAT THE EHCK YOURE SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE BUT THEN YORIE SO BIG /SFW

tbh this isnt even just abt sandy n i anymore just me rambling a lot HAHSUAHAJAJ

AND THENNNDISDHJ BELIAL OH MY GODDDDIEHEIWHWJSJSJJSKS I CANT STOPPPOehwj

i think abt belial calling me by some SCANDALOUS NICKNAME /lh nah nothinf vv scandalous dw just stuff like pretty girl ... then he realizes i am also in fact weak as well to pretty boy ...

i want belial to invade my personal space but like obvs i wld allow him too tho ???? if that makes sense dw this isnt forced or anythinf or /neg this is vv much /pos i want belial to put a finger under my chin and lift me up. teasing me for a kiss that i just want rllt badly but first i have to tell him that i love him and aRGEGDHSHDJ I HATE HIS GUYS SO MUCH

okay ill stop rambling here for now help ive taken up almost half an hour of my simp pass alrdy IDHWIDBS

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#✩.saved #⋯ ꒰ა hell on earth ໒꒱ *·˚#IFHEHEBWIDHSKDJ ....#✩.selfship

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