get yourself a person that you can have long talks with- deep ones, silly ones, ones about special interests, whatever they may be. it’s absolutely wonderful to have someone that you will never tire of talking with or to 

Legally gal-pals

~ 2x02: beck falls for tori

Don’t forget to give your pet lady bug lots of attention 🐞❤️

I love their love

(I forgot to post this here, whoops)

BLOOM

the bags under my eyes are designer tho

Me: Hey Miss M, I can't play baritone today because I forgot my water and I'm going to dry up.

M: 🤔 Okay.

~A few moments later~

M: Bari, come here. You're in trouble.

Me: Oh no what did I do this time?

M: *gestures to water bottle on table* Here's some water.

Me: Thank you so much, you're so nice!

M: *look that tells me she knows I'm lying*

today i will be once again devoting my thoughts to my fellow fat/overweight vampires. shout out to all the plus size vamps, the chonky vamps, the curvy vamps, not just the mainstream stylised curves but all of the fat vampires out there. i fucking love you /p

wait does this mean

Hope you can relate

Tai's Face Cast of the day:

Pansmione 💦

Drarry 🔥

Hermione Granger: Berta Vazquez (Spanish-Ukranian)

Pansy Parkinson: Ela Velden (Mexican)

Harry Potter: Alonso Herrera (Mexican)

Draco Malfoy: Rodrigo Hilbert (Brazilian)

Things in tma that gave every mechs fan deja vu

Jonny Sims chanting caused dread Gods to consume this reality?

Blowing stuff up> mourning your best friend in a healthy way

Eyes and lack thereof

Archivists under 5 foot 2

Being told gay little stories that make us sad

Hey look just an average day. Hello friends. Hello enemies. Hello immortal on their way to murder on a senior citizen.

You CAN simp and you WILL simp for the too-peppy murder doll. Simp for this other murderer while you're at it.

And here's our sapphic couple with very few relationship issues.

N o h a p p y E n d i n g.

Let's make a chain of the most STUPID GAY PANIC moments y'all have ever experienced.

I go first 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

I was friend with this girl and I don't want to assume her sexuality AT ALL but she would hug me a lot and I'm not a very touchy person so I was uncomfortable but I didn't want her to know. She would look at me in class and I tried to ignore it but bruhhh it's not easy . Anyways... So we went to a museum and we were looking at a picture and suddenly she grabbed my arm and put her head on my shoulder. I froze, I wasn't sure wth was happening and I felt weird so I tried to slip away naturally and walked to another painting.. She didn't mention it and neither did I.

I don't know if maybe I was blind and didn't see it coming or if I'm overreacting. She was so kind and pretty tho and was the first friend I made while in that school. I changed a few weeks after and I didn't even warn her I feel so bad I'm so sorry 😭😭😭

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GAY AT THE TIME IM SORRY

the people have asked and we officially have an answer: netflix’s “ride or die” is NOT worth your time

that’s right, for today’s shorty, ashley and i sat through the full 2.5 hours so that you don’t have to

listen to our new episode that is CONSIDERABLY shorter than the movie

My brain likes to make me dream about having a girlfriend or getting kissed by a girl and it's great. Tho sadly I end up waking up and realizing I'm single and refusing to go outside due to anxiety but maybe one day the dreams will become a reality. One day.

Oh look......I made some Pride stickers....... 👀

(psst get them on my Redbubble)

look at what i bought yesterday 🦋

"....I don't know if she is the cosmos or if she is simply my universe."

-First sister

(From the book First Sister by Linden A. Lewis)

this is exactly what you shouldn’t do in someone’s dms. being fat isn’t a bad thing either, if i am or not it’s not your business. learn how to treat women!!

men can’t really take no as answer