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#wlw incorrect quotes
yandereloveraw · 4 months
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Sugar Spite: I don't do boys. I just do girls. I just do girls with style and class. I don't do boys. I just do girls. I just do girls with kissable ass.♡
👩‍❤️‍👩 I Don't Do Boys - Elektra
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mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me
(ids in alt)
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shyjusticewarrior · 25 days
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Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.
Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?
Dick: No.
Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?
Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?
Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.
Dick: That- that's not a thing.
Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.
Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?
Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.
Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.
Dick: They're not real guns.
Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?
Dick: What's gay about NASA?
Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.
Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.
Tim: Specifically the apparel.
Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.
Tim: *nods*
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yourlovergorl · 7 months
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Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?
Wanda: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Wanda: Here you go.
Y/n:
Wanda:
Natasha: Why am I here?
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bruciemilf · 8 months
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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.
Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?
Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martinez: wh E E Z E
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stevesbipanic · 2 years
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Robin: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Eddie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*
Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Billy: How?
Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.
Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…
Tommy: What did you do??
Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!
Y/n: …Make it 10.
Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*
Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!
Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.
Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!
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lemon-el · 2 months
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supercorp ep.3 ★ ❝REVIVAL❞
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kara: (laying on the street, unconscious after a fight)
alex, panicking: she’s not breathing!
mon-el: i’ll give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
kara (opening one eye): ew, no. let lena do it. (closes eye)
mon-el:
james:
alex:
winn:
j’onn:
lena: GET OUT OF THE WAY, IMBECILES!!
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lisalosingstreak · 2 months
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Enid: Wednesday are you going to the raven with me this year?
Wends: No, not after last year. It’s a ridiculous tradition which I was tricked into attending against my will.
Enid: But I bought a new dress!
Wends: Still no.
Enid: But you are my girlfriend Willa, you have to go with me!!
Wends: Please refer to my previous answer mon chiot.
Enid: I’ll make sure no one bothers you all night!! PLEASE?!?
Wends: I must remain firm and politely refuse my love.
Enid: Errr ok. (thinks for a second) If you come with me I won’t wear any underwear.
Wends: ………
Wends: You present an excellent case. I will attend.
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kllingdaddy · 2 months
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jj: you're pretty.
emily: yeah, pretty depressed.
jj: ...
emily: fuck you were flirting weren't you
jj: i was, but now im wondering if you're okay
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yandereloveraw · 5 months
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Starburst Trickster! Eclia, at Fem! Y/n: Lips like licorice, tongue like candy.♡ Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties~? ♡
👄 My First Kiss - 3OH!3
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hauntedbythenarrative · 10 months
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Alicent shitposting pt.31
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ronancebrainrot · 2 years
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yourlovergorl · 7 months
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Natasha: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Wanda: Alright.
Y/n: Hey, I-
Natasha: SHUT UP!
Y/n: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Wanda: It was bound to be stupid.
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inumakkin · 1 year
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These are much easier to make than drawing
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gaeforwom3n · 18 days
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*After having an argument with Enid*
Enid: "Hmph!" *she takes her blanket and leaves to sleep on the couch*
Wednesday: *Sigh* "She'll be back."
Enid overhearing from the hallway: "No I won't!"
Wednesday: *facepalm and shaking their head*
*Not even five minutes later*
Enid: *Standing in the doorway with a sad face*
"cold."
Wednesday: "get over here." *They invited her under their blanket*
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