i just wanna read GAY SEX i literally never asked for 15,000 pages of “watch this SUBMISSIVE C*NT-BOY WOLF OMEGA GET BRED BY HIS VIRILE ALPHA XXX LEMON” and yet here we are
*does a gay little walk that gives you the plague*
I wanna staple this image on my face
Tysm!! I appreciate your existence as well!!
I want…a longfic…about cave johnson somehow getting resurrected post-p2…and bonding with GLaDOS in a weird, high-chemistry low-charisma, I-half-remember-you pseudofriendship…and him stubbornly calling her caroline…and her reluctantly accepting it….because she thinks maybe this will be the thing that heals her as she struggles to consolidate her past and present…and him just dicking about aperture as she rebuilds it around him…..being useless…triggering memories…..until she inevitably cant take it anymore and he’s forced to realize in vivid technicolor and immediateness that she is not, in fact, caroline anymore as she hunts him down and finally kills him herself…but I know I cant subject myself to writing cave for that long. I cant. im not strong enough