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yukidragon · 1 year

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Since its almost Halloween can we get some yandere werewolf Joseph head canons, please?!

Ho, hoooo~ That sounds like a fun little AU right there. I hope you don’t mind if I specifically use my version of sunshine, Alice, for this answer. It might help me get inspired to make another AU short fic for her and Jack... or rather Joseph. ;3

Hmm... lots of ways to take this. For example, I could go with a similar angle I used for my Vampire AU, in that everything is basically the same, just Joseph was a werewolf before he died, which now makes him a werewolf ghost(?) who was released from this cursed VHS prison by Alice.

Buuuut that would be Jack and not Joseph wouldn’t it? After all, he would be in the persona of the character of Sunny Day Jack, so let’s go with the college AU as our basis, shall we? I’m sure that version of Joseph would make a fine yandere werewolf.

BTW, for those of you who haven’t seen it, here’s a picture of Joseph in the College AU that Jambeebot/Sauce drew and posted publicly on their twitter.

A tired but handsome lad, perfect for some wolfy shenanigans, don’t you think?

Just as a quick reminder, please don’t repost any of the pictures posted privately on the Snaccpop Studios Patreon. For just $3, you can get a peek of the good stuff, and that’s cheaper than a cup of coffee like the one Jojo here is holding. You could also consider joining the Something’s Wrong with Sunny Day Jack kickstarter. It recently hit $45,000, so the Nick route was just unlocked!

Oh, and while I’m plugging stuff, why not check out Sunshine in Hell or Sunshine in Another World, my Sunny Day Jack fanfics? I’d love it if you read them and let me know what you think.

Also, I want to remind everyone this series is an Adults Only game, and there’s probably going to be a smutty headcanon or two in the bunch. I mean, we are talking about a werewolf AU. I’m practically obligated to mention knotting at least once.

Oh, before I forget, here’s the obligatory tags for @channydraws and @earthgirlaesthetic.

Thanks for indulging my side-tangent, now back to the headcanons.

I haven’t really touched on the College AU before, but now’s as good of a time as any, just with a little supernatural twist to it. There’s not really any “canon” lore to this AU, just Joseph looking pretty stylish as a college student, so I’m just gonna go crazy and have fun with it. Okay? Okay!

First off, it’s modern day, with cell phones, super fancy coffee drink shops, and obscene student loan debts. Joseph’s family/school life has been shit like in the normal universe, with parents who don’t love him (and probably regret ever having him), but he didn’t run away from home (or if he did, he eventually went back). Instead, he doubled down on his education to get a college scholarship that’ll get him the hell away from his shitty home life and hometown.

Of course, being a student reliant on a scholarship for his funds, Joseph has to work his ass off to maintain high enough grades to keep it. This leads to a lot of late nights, dark circles under his eyes, and a rewards card at the local Sunbucks coffee shop that gets used more than his phone. He gets so much coffee there that the barista even learned how to spell his name right!

The college happens to be the same unnamed college that Alice(/MC), Shaun, and Ian attended. Joseph, being interested in acting, winds up in some of the same classes as the three.

Now, we could say things in this continuity are mostly the same as canon, with Alice and Ian dating at the start of college. This would be when Joseph gets to meet his sunshine while being an ordinary college student instead of a ghost(?) clown actor. Jealousy and love triangles ensue.

But, nah, let’s shake that timeline up little more with some of that werewolf spice, shall we? In fact, let’s rewind the timeline just a little to some events before college starts.

Joseph comes from a pack of werewolves. His parents are still unloving and don’t pay attention to him, but man does being a supernatural creature complicate matters even more. There’s the whole pack hierarchy with alphas and what not (which even Joseph knows is something real wolves don’t do, but then again real wolves don’t transform or have supernatural nonsense going on with them either). You have to be the biggest and strongest to get any power or attention, which is more reason for him to go through a rebellious stage... only this period of teenage angst involves fangs and claws instead of a pocket knife.

So why then, did Joseph not run away from home in this universe when things feel even more isolating for him? He did, but this time it was during a full moon after a particularly rough tumble with his pack. He made it to an area without local wolves of any variety, and on that moonlit night he found himself a ray of sunshine.

Alice’s childhood home has a large backyard that leads into a forest. Being familiar with these woods and with no dangerous wildlife to speak of in the area, it wasn’t at all out of the ordinary for her to take a late night stroll. When she heard a faint whimpering, she assumed it was one of the family dogs. What she found in the dim light of the moon and her cell phone’s flashlight app was a juvenile “dog” with dark chocolate colored fur that had a pretty blue shine where the light hit it.

The poor thing was all covered in cuts, and growled at the strange human approaching him when she got close. Alice felt sorry for it, but knew better than to get too close. Joseph wasn’t exactly happy about being found, and was relieved when she left, only to be surprised when she returned with a couple bowls, one filled with dogfood and the other water.

Joseph figured out her misunderstanding and found it kind of funny. This stranger was treating him as a dog more kindly than his parents or his teachers ever did, speaking soothingly and not getting too close. He snubbed the dogfood because he wasn’t that desperate yet, but he was thirsty after running away so far.

Alice smelled pretty nice to Joseph, really nice in fact. He got closer to her to get a better sniff of her scent underneath the artificial perfumes of her soap and deodorant. She knew better than to move when he got closer, lest she startle him, and he decided to be cheeky and lick her hand when he noticed some cookie crumbs still stuck to her fingers.

What Joseph didn’t expect was that Alice took that as a sign he wanted to be petted. It was startling, to say the least. No one had ever pet him before, not even his parents!

Then again, they didn’t hug him either.

It felt... nice. Far nicer than it had any right to feel, especially after he felt so shitty after getting roughed up by his shitty pack. Joseph melted under the touch and leaned into Alice as she used both hands to put him so gently, his tail wagging for the first time in forever.

Werewolves hid among humanity, but didn’t have much respect for them. Joseph didn’t see a reason to respect humans or werewolves, but this one... this one felt nice, really, really nice. Maybe it was just because of the full moon making him feel more wolf-like and instinctive, but he thought maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to be this human’s pet... at least until he recovered from his injuries. He shouldn’t stay too long in case one of his pack decided to track him down to punish him for running away.

Alice felt so warm, and Joseph wanted more of her touch. He could’ve cried when she hugged him and called him a good boy.

Unfortunately, such a beautiful moment didn’t last long, as Alice started to cough and she backed from Joseph while covering her mouth and nose. “I guess your owner’s a smoker, huh?”

Joseph never batted an eye whenever a teacher caught him with cigarettes. Their detentions, wagging fingers, and warnings of the danger of teenage smoking never reached him. If anything, their obnoxious lectures just made him want to cut class to light up another joint. It was only when Alice, the first person to hug him in forever, had to put some distance between them so she could breathe did he regret ever picking up the habit.

Even still, Alice brought Joseph back to her house with the intention of taking him to the vet to get him treated in the morning. The family dogs were wary of him, as was expected since they had a better sense of the danger a werewolf posed, but her human family were welcoming. Fortunately, acting friendly enough convinced them that he simply was a very wolf-like breed rather than an actual wolf, let alone a werewolf.

Still, they kept a more careful distance from Joseph than Alice did. They looked him over, and he allowed a few pets, but none of them smelled as appealing as Alice, or cuddled him like she did. Unfortunately, being indoors made it harder to avoid the smell of smoke, so she was forced to keep her distance.

It made Joseph feel a little lonely.

During the night when everyone was asleep, Joseph raided the fridge in a form that actually had opposable thumbs and prowled around the house. He found Alice in her room, but he couldn’t stay long when she started coughing in her sleep. He did linger long enough to notice that she had some fantasy romance novels, a couple of which involved supernatural creatures like werewolves.

Joseph wanted to stay and get to know Alice, but he was a danger to her. Not only would the pack find him if he didn’t keep going, but something as stupidly mundane as a smoking habit was keeping him away from the first person to make him feel warm and cared for in his life.

That night, Joseph reconsidered what he really wanted. He wanted to find a new life, a better life, one with actual love in it. Before he didn’t know how to do it besides forcing his parents, teachers, peers... just someone to finally look at him like a person and not a burden. Now... now there was a chance. He found a ray of sunshine in his dark life. He had a goal to work towards.

Joseph returned to the pack, but not before getting some information he could use, like Alice’s home address and phone number. He would sneak back to watch her from a distance, waiting until it would be safe for him to see her again. He quit smoking, but it would be a while until he stopped smelling of smoke.

One time when Joseph snuck by to see Alice, he saw a scrawny human boy by her side. It wasn’t unexpected - humans spent time with humans, though it did make him feel lonely to see her spending time with someone else when he couldn’t. Worse, was how much fun they were having, laughing, playing around and joking together. They were close.

Then Joseph caught wind of the boy’s pheromones... and hers as well.

The two of them were attracted to each other.

It irritated Joseph, which wasn’t helped by his nicotine withdrawal. Yes, humans were meant to be with humans, and he was supposed to mate with another werewolf and all that bullshit, but fuck that! He hadn’t even gotten the chance to talk to Alice yet, and here was this little toad daring to hug and lust after the first person to show him just the smallest scrap of warmth.

Joseph couldn’t handle it.

Ian had some incidents coming home from Alice’s house where he was stalked by a wild dog or a wolf that chased after him, snapping teeth and growling. However, it would mysteriously only go after him when he was alone and somehow always avoided his attempts at snapping a photo on his phone. On those nights, he wasn’t even truly safe at home, as he would hear scratching at his windows, only to find nothing there, and he thought he heard whispers warning him to stay away from Alice. It made him paranoid and afraid to walk alone when visiting her, and his mom twisted his experiences as being demonic in nature, a warning that he better not have any sinful thoughts about his friend...

It created some distance between Ian and Alice. They were still friends and still close, but he visited her house less often and felt more anxious about his romantic and spicy feelings towards her. This made it even harder for him to gather the courage to ask her out and try to go from friends to something more.

Which suited Joseph perfectly.

It was at least a year after that first encounter that Joseph arranged an ‘accidental’ first encounter with Alice in his human form while she was out and about in the city. Although she kept a greater distance from him as a human than she did as a “dog,” he managed to act cheerful and friendly enough to get her to lower her guard.

The time waiting to see Alice wasn’t spent idly. Joseph had been preparing for that “first” meeting with her, studying more about how to act than he ever did at school, though he did pull his grades up. He stopped acting out, ironically now trying not to attract anyone’s attention in his hometown, so that no one would realize he was sneaking off.

His pack might have hid among humans, but they kept their distance and felt humans were beneath them. They would never accept Joseph’s obsession with one, not unless he became the leader of the pack and changed the rules, or could earn the right to leave the pack, both of which would require him to battle and defeat the alpha.

It was an exhausting balancing act, but worth it to Joseph. He got stronger, pulled up his grades in school, and visited Alice whenever he could. They became friends, and got close enough they exchanged cell phone numbers. He was elated, and the more time he got to know her, the deeper he fell for her.

Joseph did intend to just befriend Alice, he really did, but when she gave him a hug while he was in his human form, he didn’t want to let her go. He wanted more.

He wanted her to be his mate for life.

You know, sometimes werewolf romances have mystical mate bonds, so let’s go with that. It’d be fitting since it’s similar to the connection between Jack and his sunshine in the main universe. Werewolves have one mate for life when they make the mark and all sorts of perks and all those fun tropes.

Joseph did his best to appeal to Alice, and he was thrilled the first time he caught scent of her interest in him - not Ian or someone else, but him! He nearly acted on it right there, but he knew her better by this point. She was shy, took things slowly, and when sneakily prying about her thoughts on romance, he found out that she’d only want to date someone she was friends with first.

Fine, fine, Joseph could wait. He had to take care of his pack’s potential interference anyway. It wouldn’t hurt to secure a good future too if he was going to start a family. Alice did admit she wanted a big family with a bunch of kids in the future, and he was quite happy to imagine having a whole litter of pups with her.

Joseph managed to defeat the alpha by the time he graduated high school. He could have taken over for the pack, but screw them all. He was free, more or less. He had a scholarship, he made sure to enroll in the same college Alice was attending, and he even managed to arrange it so that they would be staying in the same dorm. He wanted to be roommates with her, but the damn school decided that students of the same gender couldn’t stay on the same floor, let alone share a room.

Now that Joseph finally was free, he asked Alice out on the first day of classes, and she shyly accepted.

The fact that Ian just happened to be in earshot at the time really was a total coincidence. Really.

One date led to more, then a relationship. Joseph was the ideal boyfriend, kind, considerate, and very loving. Alice was wonderful to him as well, so cuddly and affectionate. She made him feel so loved and appreciated in a way no one else could.

Joseph swapped out his nicotine addiction for a caffeine addiction, but that was fine. Alice liked the smell of coffee, and although she didn’t really care to drink it, she didn’t mind the taste of it when he kissed her. After a while the smell of coffee would remind her of him, especially when they kissed.

Now that they had gotten this far, Joseph had to gently warm Alice up to the idea of werewolves. She enjoyed horror movies as well as gothic romances, so he had something to work with, getting familiar with some werewolf romance media to show her and talk to her about. It was so romantic how a human and a werewolf could make a relationship work despite all odds, wasn’t it?

Joseph would feel insecure when Alice made friends besides him, especially if he caught wind of any sort of attraction they had towards her. Shaun also had the annoying stink of cat on him. Joseph was quick to make it clear early on after meeting him who Alice wanted to be with, much to her embarrassment.

After all, she hadn’t been expecting Joseph to (gently) bite her neck while she was introducing Shaun and Joseph to one another.

“Joey!” Alice hissed breathlessly as she pushed Joseph back, her face cherry red. “Not here!”

Joseph chuckled, unrepentant as he admired the new mark he left behind on her skin along with the others that made it clear to everyone that Alice was his. “Sorry, sunshine, I just couldn’t resist.”

During a full moon, a werewolf’s instincts are much stronger, which made it that much harder for Joseph to hold back his urge to mate with Alice. He had to take it slowly with her, mindful of her comfort, but oh how she drove him so crazy sometimes. It seemed to get harder and harder to stop when she signaled an end to their make out sessions, but he would never, ever do anything she didn’t want, even if it left him with blue balls and with the urge to tear something apart in the woods to burn off the extra energy.

But all the waiting in the world is worth it for Alice, as far as Joseph is concerned, especially the night she finally, finally tells him that she loves him. He gently pried for it, not as forward or as confident as he would as Jack in the game, but he was absolutely just as giddy and relieved to hear it.

Needless to say, when Joseph reveals the truth about his werewolf nature to Alice, she’s very skeptical, thinking it’s a prank at first. He offers to prove it and shocks her when he manages to actually transform into a wolf, and a rather sizable one at that. Although intimidating and world changing, she quickly accepts this side of him, much to his delight.

Wolfy cuddles, petting, and tail wags follow... then Joseph reveals his hybrid form, with a human physique and wolf features. (It’s not too much different than Bo’s “feed me” form.)

It happens to be a full moon, and Joseph, high off of her love and acceptance of every side of him, gets very affectionate. Though intimidated and very nervous, Alice consents to going all the way with him for the first time. She marvels at how a big and dangerous werewolf like Joseph can be so gentle... and how many times he can keep going.

It was quite the learning experience for Alice. First she learned that her boyfriend was a werewolf, then just how big he is, and finally that she can handle someone of his size without pain with enough loving preparation beforehand. Joseph made sure to shower her with praise through the experience, especially when she managed to take his knot.

Needless to say, the two of them skip classes the next day. Joseph is only too happy to carry Alice around until she can walk properly again, much to her embarrassment.

The mate marking happens either during their first time or afterwards, but, in any case, Alice is consenting to it. After all, it means she and Joseph can be together forever. She’s never felt so happy and accepted before. How can she say no when he’s such a wonderful guy who loves her so much?

Sure, Joseph gets a bit territorial, and Alice always has kiss and bite marks that she can never quite hide when out in public, but that just shows how crazy he is about her. How can she not find it flattering?

Although Joseph’s size and werewolf nature can be intimidating, Alice isn’t afraid of him. How could she? He’s the sweetest, most gentle, friendly, and loving person she’s ever known. The idea that he could hurt anyone is completely absurd!

Joseph is the happiest he’s ever been in his life. He finally has his sunshine, and, someday, they’re going to have a nice home and a bunch of happy pups to call their own. As long as no one tries to get between them, everything will end happily ever after.

If they do, well... this wolf knows how to hunt.

#Sunny Day Jack #Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack #SunnyDayJack #swwsdj #sdj #Werewolf AU #Headcanon Ramblings #Ask #Sauce-y Art

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skyloftian-nutcase · 5 months

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#fluffvember

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back-to-the-frontier · 3 years

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I really don't know what's going on, but can I ask for some of your awesome heacanons about good puppy boy Kouji? Thank you! 🐺

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

Starting with the obvious, he’s a musician. Singer/guitarist, mainly. :>

Kouji gives me Scorpio vibes. Something about him gives me those vibes.

He takes MMA classes as well. Explains why he Can and Will beat someone up if needed.

While Takuya and Kouichi are oblivious when someone has crushes on them, Kouji picks up on it right away when someone likes him.

He always gets flustered, like “really? ME of all people?”

As a shocker to Absolutely Nobody, he loves dogs.

He has a huge interest in Norse mythology, and will name pets after Norse gods/goddesses/creatures/etc.

Hence he names the cat Takuya gets for Kouichi Loki.

He has super bad social anxiety when it comes to new people, but once he gets used to them his snarky personality comes back out.

Kouji is a Little Bastard and loves to mess with the others in the squad.

He still has that bandana. Always and forever. Even when he stops wearing it for good. That bandana brings back some memories, so he keeps it safe somewhere. Yes, people think it’s weird.

Sometimes he wonders why everyone else keeps him around. Then they make him feel Loved and Appreciated and he feels a little better.

When he’s mad at Kousei, he hides his glasses somewhere during the night. Yes, this leads to shenanigans the next morning. Satomi pretends she does not see it.

When someone says “you can’t do that, because you’re [x gender]”, he says “gender is one of the many lies my father told me growing up. Do whatever you want.”

No but he is a firm believer of Fuck Gender, Who Cares

When he has a crush on someone, it’s pretty subtle unless you try and get him talking about romantic things. Then he gets flustered.

No, he is never going to cut his ponytail. He will trim the dead ends. But that is all.

Sometimes Kouichi helps him write songs.

As such, Kouichi sometimes writes lines about Takuya and Kouji goes “this is corny as hell” in a teasing tone.

Junpei does magic shows throughout high school. Do you know what this Bandana Wolfy McEdgerson does? …Plays the background music for it on his guitar because he loves his friends and supports everything they do.

That is it for now else I start going on and on. Can you tell I love this boy with my whole heart? Not that I don’t love the others he’s just my comfort character ok

Thank you for allowing me to indulge in my BS.

Edit: also the twins get very tall when they’re older ok bye

#digimon frontier #digimon #kouji minamoto #digimon headcanons #headcanon #asks #ask me anything #asks open #answered

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blairsanne · 2 years

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In the Cards (5)

Big Wolf on Campus fanfic. Merton x OC. [Tommy also gets some pairings.]

Kalida and Merton spend some time alone, and Merton learns that she only likes happy-ending movies. Then the trio hang out together and study like good kids, eat chicken in the hearse, and try not to drown at the Factory. Typical night in Pleasantville.

Also on FF & AO3.

Chapter 5: Wings

Merton winced as his most recent enemy held him against a wall. "So, you're a giant bird woman. What's that like?" It screeched in his face, then started its hypnotic spell, eyes glowing green.

"She's going to get Merton!" Kali yelled at the wolf man, who had just come back on scene. She was being held back from the fray by Tim and Travis Eckert, who had been hypnotized by the avian monstress. Tommy roundhouse kicked the bird woman in the head, stopping her gaze's affect. She turned and levied another attack on Tommy, and the two wrestled violently while Merton shook himself off.

Merton started toward Kali, who shook her head violently. "Help Wolfy!" He hesitated, but ran toward the nest in the corner and started smashing the eggs the giant bird creature had laid.

Finally, Tommy got the elixir they'd mixed down the bird's throat. Its bloated belly swelled and popped, spraying the room with green slime and white feathers.

T'n'T let go of Kalida, furrowing their brow in confusion. "Where are we?" "Travis, it's the Wolf Man!"

They took fighting stances as Merton rushed over to check Kalida over for injuries. "I'm fine," she murmured, rubbing her sore arms as he wrapped his around her protectively.

Tommy ran off, not wanting to get into it with the Eckert brothers. "Yeah! You'd better run!" Tim turned and puffed his chest at Kalida and Merton. "Hey Dawkins, why don't you ditch the dweeb and let us take you home?" "No thank you."

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"You busy this weekend?" Kalida nibbled at her toast while Tommy scarfed down a second bowl of Wheaties. "Just studying." "Wanna help out at the football team's Bake Sale?" "Sure. What do you need?" "Some volunteers for setup and takedown, baked goods, and ideally some cute girls to help sell them…?' She laughed. "Tall order. But yeah, I'm in." She smacked his upper arm playfully. "Anything for my favourite cousin." "I heard that!" Dean yelled from the living room. "Sorry!"

"Do you think you could talk Brett into having the student council run a booth?" Kali winced. "I… guess…" "Thank you." He dumped his bowl in the sink and kissed her forehead on his way out of the kitchen. "I owe you big time!"

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At lunch, Tommy slid into the seat beside Merton. "Hey buddy." "Hey Tommy. You get those bird feathers off your clothes alright?" "Oh, man, I scrubbed for like twenty minutes. I don't know what Kalida did with her stuff, but that green gel is like glue." Merton nodded. "She still doesn't know it's you?" "I don't think so." "I think you should tell her. In sitcoms, hiding things always leads to crazy shenanigans." "I dunno, man." "What about the full moon?" "I figured I'd just stay at your place all weekend again." "And what explanation are you going to give for Kalida not being allowed to join us?" "Uh… Guy time?" He rolled his eyes. "Yeah I can just imagine what she'll think two guys need to be alone all night together to do."

Tommy scratched his head. "I hadn't thought that far. I need to deal with this weekend first." "Oh, yeah, Bake Sale. We're all good to go." "Thanks, man. I asked Kali this morning, too, so she's gonna run a table." "Oh cute, what's she making?" "I'm not sure. She's also going to pull some strings with the student council." "I thought she decided not to join it." "Nah, but Brett's got a crush on her. She's gonna convince him to help out." He batted his lashes at Merton. He cringed, uncomfortable. "Great."

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After school, Merton was grabbing his things when Travis Eckert smashed the locker beside his with his fist. Startled, Merton dropped the book he was holding. "Hi fellas." Tim grabbed the book and held it out of reach when Merton tried to take it back. "What's the big idea, embarrassing us in front of girl Dawkins yesterday?" Merton sighed. "I didn't do that." Travis grabbed Merton and pressed him against his open locker. "You better watch yourself, Dingle." "I'll keep that in mind, thank you for the alert." He forced a wincing smile.

"Whoa, what's after-happening now?" Kalida's voice startled T'n'T, who both turned to look at her, improving their posture. Kali snaked around Tim, pulling the book out of his hands coyly. She batted her lashes at the brothers while subtly holding the book out to Merton, behind her back. "Are you two snail-trails harassing my new favourite person?" "Dingle's a dingus. You should hang out with real men. Like us." Travis licked his pinky and index fingers and smoothed his eyebrows down. Merton had to suppress a gag as he shoved his book into his book bag, rolling his eyes.

"Oh?" Kali tilted her head at Travis. "You know, Merton here single-handedly protected me from the Wolf Man last night, unlike some guys I know." "That's cheating! The Wolf Man has a thing against us!" "I'll pound that Wolf Man, then you'll see!" Tim flexed his arm muscles dramatically. Kali stroked one of his biceps. "You know, if you really wanted to be my new favourites, you could use those strong muscles of yours…" She pulled a flyer out of her back pocket and pressed it against his chest. "At the football team's Bake Sale on Saturday, to help us put the tents and tables up." Tim and Travis fist-bumped. "Yeah!" "I'll see you there then," she smiled, watching them walk off with renewed bravado. "T'n'T rule!"

She opened her locker, looking over at Merton with a smirk. "How about you, will you be there on Saturday?" Merton slung his bag over his shoulder, feeling irritated. "The Gothic Fantasy Guild is hosting a table, so yeah. You don't have to flirt with me to get me to help." Kali was stunned into silence as he pushed past her. "Alright then."

Tommy breezed up to her a moment later, grabbing things from his own locker. "You ready to go?" She took a deep breath. "Yeah."

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The next day, Kalida went around taking bake sale pre-orders from people, wearing very short shorts and Tommy's letterman jacket. Merton nodded toward Kalida, tapping Tommy on the shoulder. "Was that your idea too?" Tommy grinned, shaking his head. "No, Kali suggested pre-orders 'cause some people won't come to the field on Saturday for the sale. She also had the idea to put it in the paper and the church newsletter." Merton nodded, watching as three guys flirted with Kalida, handing her money as she wrote down their orders.

"You alright, man?" "Sorry, what?" "You're holding your locker so tight your fingers are going white...er." Merton let go, pulling his hand toward himself. "I'm fine." Tommy raised his brows but patted Merton on the shoulder. "Well, I gotta go. Talk to you later."

Kalida finished with the group she was talking to and made her way over to the lockers. Merton gestured at her clothes. "Quite the marketing technique." "It works." She shrugged and opened her locker, swapping books. "Aren't you worried that people will think you're kind of…" He hesitated. "Floozy?" Kali rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I only have to live on the hellmouth for like five months of my life." She shut her locker and raised a brow at him. "Tommy asked me to help him, and this is the best way to do it."

He crossed his arms and leaned against his closed locker, smirking. "Aren't you going to try to sell me something?" She chewed her lip, looking him over. "Hmm, no. I'm pretty sure you said something about not flirting with you to get what I want…?" His face fell. "Come on." "Bye Merton." She smirked and turned on her heel, then sashayed down the hall.

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The next day at lunch, Tommy was explaining to Merton that he thought the guy at their movie rental store was a vampire. Merton rolled his eyes, and looked around the cafeteria.

"I never see him during the day-" "He works night shift." "He's always recommending horror movies-" "Works at a movie rental place." "He's super pale-"

"Is Kalida in your uniform?" Merton squinted at where Kalida was chatting up the basketball team, DAWKINS and the number 13 emblazoned over her back. "Last year's, yeah. She turned it into a dress. Cool, right?" It was tight and short, and the basketball players were eating it up. "Yeah, cool."

Tommy resumed his dissertation about the movie rental clerk until Kalida hopped up to sit on their table. She posed toward Merton, holding a clipboard. "Dingle." Merton sat up straight. "Dawkins?" "I was thinking, since you called me a floozy yesterday, that you should really order something to make it up to me." "You called her what?" Tommy interjected, looking around Kalida at Merton with his hands up.

Merton pointed at Kalida and winced, struggling to reply. "Wh- I- Technically I didn't actually call you a floozy." She tapped his forehead with her pen and put on a fake voice. "Yes, you're right Kalida, I shouldn't be so rude to you. Of course I will buy your baked goods." She held a hand to her chest. "Why that's so nice of you, Merton. What kind of baked goods would you like to order?" She passed him the clipboard.

He rolled his eyes so hard it hurt, but took the sheet from her and looked it over. He signed up for a dozen sugar cookies and passed it back to her. "Thanks. Don't forget to pay me or Tommy by Friday." She blew him a kiss and hopped back off the table, approaching a group of girls in the food line.

Tommy snickered as he ate his chicken. "Hilarious." Merton threw a crouton at him.

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Thursday night, Kalida spent hours in the kitchen with Tommy, baking cookies and preparing dough for the next day. On Friday night, the kitchen and dining area were completely overtaken by cookie-prepping stations and a dozen girls who had agreed to help out once they realized they'd be at Tommy Dawkins's house. It was an exhausting flurry of activity until they wrapped up the last batch close to midnight.

Tommy wiped his brow, closing the door behind the last of their guests. "Well that was intense." Kalida offered him a tired smile. "But we're done." She yawned. "At least for tonight. Gotta be up early to set up." She made a show of slowly punching his shoulder. "I'll make the coffee in the morning." She stretched her sore shoulders. "I think you owe me more than a coffee." He tapped his chin, narrowing his eyes. "Drive-thru breakfast?" "Like a real American."

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When Merton pulled up to the school, he was surprised to see that all the tables and tents for the sale had already been set up. A swarm of cheerleaders and other girls were vying for space at the three tables being manned by the football team, and Kalida was helping Brett and two other council members set up their display.

"Merton!" Tommy called out waving him over, then pointed at the only empty booth. "Your table is that one there." Merton nodded, but didn't bother approaching the gaggle of girls he knew had no interest in joining him. He set to work unpacking the brownies and peanut brittle his mother had helped him bake the night before.

A redheaded freshman placed a long tray of cupcakes down on the end of his table. "Good morning!" Merton offered her a lopsided grin. "Morning Margaret. Thanks for coming to help." He finished arranging his goods and settled into his seat behind the table. "As usual you're the only guild member who bothered to show." She perched on the edge of her seat. "I have nothing but complete devotion." "Er, right."

"Special delivery!" Merton looked over to see that Kalida had brought over a black cookie tin. A piece of masking tape had been stuck over the top, Merton's name written with Sharpie. "Oh, right." He took the tin and opened it up, grinning widely at the contents. The sugar cookies had been cut into various themed shapes including bats and coffins, frosted accordingly. "Wow. Thank you." "I made yours special. Don't tell." She winked playfully.

Margaret made a huff sound. "You're that Dawkins girl, right?" Kali smiled brightly. "Kalida. Nice to meet you. Are you in the Gothic Fantasy Club?" "Gothic Fantasy Guild," she corrected, adjusting her glasses. "My name is Margaret. I'm Merton's assistant." Margaret stared down Kalida with a death stare. "Awesome. Thanks for helping out. I know the football team really appreciates everyone's support." Kalida glanced at Merton, feeling particularly unwelcomed by the younger girl. "Let me know if you need anything."

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Ten minutes before the sale was set to start, people started piling into the parking lot, some to pick up their orders and others to have a look at what was available. Soon everyone was caught up in the scramble, trading baked goods for wads of cash. Merton looked up at one point and noticed that a couple near their booth was making out. He grimaced and looked away, only to see another pair farther away doing the same thing. "What the-" He saw a flash of gold fall down from the sky and hit an old woman, who immediately started groping at Tim Eckert. He followed the trajectory back up and gaped at the sight of a middle-aged man in a pink leotard. Large red wings flapped and kept the man airborne. "Creepy Cupid?" He held his hands up in disgust and confusion. Another arrow pierced through the tent and hit Margaret, who got up and started making out with a junior boy from the debate team. He looked over to see that most of the cheerleading and football team were making out with each other, and Kalida and Brett Johnson were locked in a tight embrace.

He ducked under the table and tried to think of a way to knock the winged man out of the air. Tommy ran up and joined him, wolfed out. "Merton! What happened? I went to the bathroom and came back to… this!" He peered out from under the tablecloth, pulling a face at the many unpleasant displays before him. "I think to stop Cupid you're supposed to take his bow or quiver." "The arrow can?" "Yeah, Tommy, the quiver. But he's in the air." "So let's get him down." "Any ideas?"

"Yeah." Tommy grinned and hopped out from under the table, grabbing a couple of Margaret's cupcakes. "Hey, Stupid Cupid!" "Ooh, a werewolf." Cupid pulled another arrow back. "Stay still, doggy!" Tommy whooped a cupcake at Cupid, nailing him in the face between the eyes.

Cupid's arrow loosed and landed a few feet away from Tommy. He threw another cupcake while Cupid wiped frosting from his eyes, this time aiming for his wing. A few more connected shots was all it took to get Cupid to land behind the bake sale booth. Tommy pulled the quiver from Cupid's back, smashing it on the asphalt. "What's the big idea?" Cupid picked an arrow off the ground and shot it at Tommy, who barely dodged. "Okay, so not the quiver!" Tommy lunged and wrestled Cupid. The two struggled until finally Cupid had Tommy pinned beneath him, holding the bow to his neck, strangling him. "Night night, doggy." He was hit in the side of the face by another stray cupcake.

"Pick on someone your own size!" Merton yelled. Cupid looked over at him with confusion. "What does that mean?" Tommy used the distraction to pull the bow from Cupid's hands and smack him across the head with it, knocking him out. Tommy scrambled up and broke the bow against his knee. Cupid poofed into a pile of red heart-shaped confetti.

Tommy ran off toward the school to calm down and change back before anyone noticed him wolfed out. Merton took a deep breath, trying to ground himself as he noticed the would-be couples slowly pulling away from each other in confusion.

He pushed through the crowd toward the Student Council table and approached Kalida, who was sharing a confused look with Brett. "Hey, Kalida, could you come here a sec?" She nodded slowly and followed him back to the Gothic Fantasy Guild table. "What did you need?" "Just some help at our table." He motioned to Margaret, who was off exchanging numbers with the Junior boy. "Oh, sure."

She looked around to see that people were buying cookies again. An older man approached and she sold him a package of Merton's brownies. "Did something happen?" She rubbed her head, feeling like she'd forgotten something important. "Yeah…" Merton fidgeted and helped an old lady, who told him he should get some sun. "You guys took care of it?" Kalida counted change. "Yeah, I'll tell you about it later. But everything should be fine now."

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Monday at lunch, Merton pulled a coffin cookie out of his cookie tin, then put it back in his locker. Kalida was chatting away to him about how well the bake sale did as she arranged her textbooks. "They have more than they were trying to raise now, so they're going to give the leftovers to the cheerleading team." "That's great." He shut his locker and leaned back against it as he watched her gush. "Tommy said they've never had such a turnout before." "It's hard to believe none of you remember what happened." Kalida grimaced, glancing over at Merton. "It's kind of creepy."

Merton straightened up, looking past her. She turned around as Brett approached her. "Oh, um, hi Brett." "Hello Kalida. I wanted to… that is… about Saturday…" "Oh," Kali lifted her arms up, wincing. "You don't have to-" "I hope I didn't give you the wrong impression-" "No, really, I-" "I think it's best if we're just friends." "Yeah, I agree." "Okay." Brett put a hand on her shoulder and squeezed, giving her a sympathetic smile. "As long as we're on the same page." "Yep." Merton watched as Brett walked away, secretly relieved that he had rejected Kalida.

Kalida waited until Brett was around the corner before she let out a loud snort, covering her face. "As if I was ever interested in him." "You weren't?" She lowered her hands and shook her head. "Nope. Not my type." She shut her locker and adjuster her book bag. "So… what is your type?" "Well…" She chewed her lip. "Actually-"

Tommy wrapped an arm around her, then Merton, leading them to the cafeteria at his sides. "Come on, I'm starving! You still have any of those cookies?"

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Chapter 6 here.

Chapters: 1&2, 3&4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17

#bwoc #big wolf on campus #merton dingle #tommy dawkins #merton x oc #wow I wrote this so long ago

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liliaeth · 4 years

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There are a few reasons why s6a of Teen Wolf is probably the show’s worst season. And not even just because they centered the season around a character whose actor was unavailable for most of it.

But the main issue, is that they didn’t even take the opportunity of Dylan’s absence to use it wisely.

Think about it, how much stronger would the season have been, if instead of twisting it to be about a form of epic stydia that wasn’t built on their actual interactions in previous seasons, what if instead they’d actually gone deeper into what the pack would be like without Stiles’ influence.

Think about it, based on 6a, what effect did Stiles absence really have on any of them?

Lydia, Scott and Malia miss Stiles, sure, but his not being there essentially made no real difference on who they are, how they act, their situations or their life.

Making it so that it feels like the only reason the Ghostriders took him was cause one he simply got in the way, and two, so that he could serve as a distraction for Scott, Lydia and Malia. Because if you look at s6a, that’s about the only effect his absence has.

Scott is still bitten, Lydia is still a banshee, and Malia... well there’s just no deeper consequence.

To me, it feels like a missed opportunity.

Imagine how much stronger the season would have been, if they’d actually gone all the way with it.

No Stiles, means no Scott going into the woods to be assaulted and bitten. Because without Stiles, Scott would not have gone out looking for a body. In fact, a Scott without Stiles would probably be even more subdued, even less likely to take risks, and more likely to just focus on his school work and his plans to be a vet.

At most, Deaton might have started training him to be a druid, setting Scott on the path to be an emissary, because a Scott without Stiles would be even more likely to be suitable for that path. Scott inherently is a healer, not a fighter, he’s calm, balanced, not likely to choose aggression or violence unless forced into it. Remove the wolf impulses and that would be even more likely to be the case

Lydia without Stiles... well think about it. Without Stiles pushing him on, and no newly found werewolf impulses to push him on, would have meant that Scott wouldn't have approached Allison. Lydia might have met Allison, but I doubt their friendship would have been as deep without Allison’s connection to Scott. She wouldn’t have gotten involved in wolfy shenanigans. Peter might still have attacked her, but without Allison, who probably would have moved on after s1, she’d have had little help to deal with her banshee abilities. Leaving two paths, one, regular mean girl Lydia, who didn’t get to pushed out of the mask of self involvement she wore as a defense, well that or lost Lydia who’d have ended up in Eichen, losing control of her abilities due to nothing to tie her down to her regular life.

Malia... No Stiles, and thus no werewolf Scott, and on top of that no connection to the sheriff, means Malia is still living in the woods. No return to regular life, no being pulled out of her coyote state...

Imagine s6a starting like that, with the characters living in some alternate version of Beacon Hills, and suddenly they start feeling that something is off. That this isn’t the life they should be leading.

They could have dealt with not having O’Brien, by replacing him by kid actors and using flashbacks, showing the childhood friendship between Scott and Stiles, and Scott seeing that little boy that was erased from his memories. And then mix that with including some footage from earlier seasons. Focus on their friendship, and the hole that Stiles absence left behind.

Build on the connection between the characters, show the actual difference that Stiles not being there would have made. And then have Scott choose this longing for this missing half of him, over his chance at a normal life, and being human...

Show Lydia strong enough to want to be better than just a popular girl.

Show Malia actually dealing with what it would have done to her to grow up as a coyote.

That to me, would have been far more meaningful than seeing a bunch of guys in spooky cowboy costumes walk around in slow motion a lot.

#Scott McCall #Stiles Stilinski #teen wolf meta #teen wolf fix it #Lydia Martin #Malia Tate

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wolfypoof · 3 years

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About

Hello and welcome to my art blog! You can call me Wolfy, I use she/her pronouns and I’m from Australia. I am also a young adult. I like animals, anime, video games, music and my own ocs! My ocs are mostly what I draw and I hope you learn to love them as much as I do! <3 I’ll admit I’m not the most active compared to other places but I post art I’m most proud of here :> I’m mainly a digital artist and I use FireAlpaca to draw!

About My Ocs

My ocs are mainly animals/anthros but I have a few humanoid ones too! I tag each post with their names so feel free to use those as well! My ocs are separated into three “worlds”, although two of them are a part of the same one.

Forestville - This is my main oc world! Forestville is a small town that’s surrounded by forests on either side. It’s generally a happy place and it’s residents get up to all sorts of shenanigans! The main character is Ricky the wolf (also my main oc overall and shown above) along with his friends and girlfriend Amelia, Aqua, Purry and Ayo! I write stories about this sometimes which you can read here!

Forestville Protection Services - The same world as above, hence the name. Forestville Protection Services (or FPS for short) is a secret facility who’s purpose is to protect those deemed unsafe to others and themselves, such as those possessing strange unheard of powers, etc. Only four ocs (as of yet) and those are patients Unnie and Mallory, nurse Melody and guardian/caretaker Nova.

Cryptid Girls - Cryptid Girls is the name given to the world where my anthropomorphised designs based on cryptids live! The main character/mascot is Mothman, who resides in a secret boarding school for girls with all the other cryptids!

Links

Here are links to where else to find me!

@ayocchi - My main blog!

@happyhardcores - My scenecore/nostalgia based aesthetic blog!

Toyhouse - You can read my oc profiles here as well!

DeviantArt

Instagram

Art Fight

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Thanks for reading and checking out my blog! Feel free to send asks regarding me, my art and my ocs! I would love to talk about them <3

#about #digital artist #oc #original character #furrycore #furry anthro #this is long overdue but yaay!#this didnt show up in tags but thats okay

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wolfie979 · 2 years

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My villain arc is going to start because a substitute told me to "go for it" after I said I wanted to die

#wolfie rambles #death mention #wolfies school shenanigans #I'll explain if someone wants me to

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bouncyirwin · 7 years

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KakaSaku Fic Rec

@bella11rules I saw your post asking for KS fic recs and I also saw that you’re not particularly a KS shipper but that there’s a chance you will be. Well, hey, I’m here to help make that happen. Come to the other side, we have cookies and great smut.

I would definitely recommend you read House Calls first. I put the rating between (brackets) next to each fic, a summary and the word count. These are just my personal favourites. Sorry if someone already rec’d some of these.

Multi-chapter Fanfics

House Calls by Spoiled Sweet (M) || 262,803 - Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content. [Complete]

Adaline by Nikki1212 (T) || 15,034 - I would choose you in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I would find you and I would choose you. KakaSaku AU. [Ongoing]

Will of Fire by Cynchick (M) || 223,234 - Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku [Complete]

Icha Icha Gambit by TheSilverScarecrow (M) || 108,659 - It was a risk; one that could potentially ruin their team, however, who was Hatake Kakashi to argue with the Hokage? But when a never to be finished Icha Icha draft falls into his possession things start getting wildly out of hand as Sakura does whatever it takes to protect their village from a devastating weapon. KakaSaku [Ongoing]

House of Crows by SilverShine (M) || 400,508 - KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha’s enemies… or from its own father. [Complete]

Roads Untraveled by Pariscores (T) || 17,042 - [“You weren’t supposed to die,” she uttered softly. “You said-promised…” Sakura’s voice cracked towards the end. ‘You promised you’d never leave me.’] KakaSaku Same Age AU. Kakashi and Sakura are put on the same Genin team with Naruto-sensei having to deal with their shenanigans. Featuring Duck-butt hair, Sasuke as the third wheel/member. *Drabble series* [Ongoing]

Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess (M) || 295,128 - When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn’t expected THIS! Now she’s on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON [Complete]

At Second Glance by uselessfork (M) || 26,188 - Sakura opens her door one morning to find an injured Kakashi staring back at her. After taking him in and healing him, she realises that this is not her Kakashi-sensei but his younger self, traveling from the past. Inappropriate flirting ensues, and Sakura discovers that there’s more to her sensei than she ever thought. KakaSaku. Rated M for language and sexual and violence themes. [Complete]

The Window by Silvershine (M) || 165,171 - Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though… [Complete]

Underneath The Underneath by ChissySweetz (M) || 50,000 - [REWRITTEN] On a fated night, Sakura Haruno nearly loses a precious teammate. As a last resort option, she attempts a crazy procedure to save him. Little did she know that by doing so, she caused ripples that will threaten to drown her. [KakaSaku] [Ongoing] <– yes, shamelessly promoting my own fic

One-Shots

Tear In My Heart by AlinaLotus (M) || 8,143 - His forgiveness is constant, and that’s what she hates the most.

I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales (T) || 18,586 - 'They’re asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,’ Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

In Another Life by CelestialCircumference (T) || 18,350 - Kakashi never believed in soul mates until that fateful day.

Arranged by Enodia (K+) || 3,998 - When something is arranged, it is planned, wished for, made sure of. The opposite of 'arrange’, you say? Usually it is 'disarrange’ or 'confuse’- but sometimes it’s 'coup de foudre’, a momentary madness, a heatwave of lust, a sudden burst of love. Kakasaku.

The Song Of Kakashi by ZatannaZatara06 (T) || 2,472 - If you want forever, you are going to have to suffer for it. For the KakaSaku Week 2016 Day 2 Theme: Fairy tales / Legends Myth: The story of Achilles and Patroclus. (The Illiad)

Keraunophobia by Sayurinomoe (M) || 6,304 - They say lightning never strikes twice in the same place, but it’s just extremely rare. If odds are in your favor, the shock will wear off, you will start to recover from something you didn’t even see coming. You could still have a shot at surviving. She wanted to heal from her phobia. … And he was her only choice. [Kakashi/Sakura] [Angsty/Dysfunctional Sasuke/Sakura]

Etch by ephieshine (M) || 3,851 - A Kakashi character study, in which the words others say about you become etched into your skin. “Sensei. The word appears one morning and his heart jumps to his throat. It’s a girl’s writing, naïve and sweet, perfect strokes meticulously mastered, imprinted onto the back of his left hand.” Part I is Kakashi-centric; Parts II and III are Kakasaku. Threeshot.

Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine (M) || 25,968 - [KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!

Apparent Sparks by Erika Hearken (M) || 417,515 - A series of one, two, and three shots based on my favorite pairing. These will be prompt inspired! The more prompts, the more chapters. Enjoy! Rated M though they will vary from K all the way to M. Thanks very much!

Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess (M) || 20,006 - Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men’s magazine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn’t expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

Home by ChissySweetz (T) || 4,383 - Kakashi who’s been missing for a year returns to find out that his little family grew by one. *one-shot* <– again, shamelessly promoting my work (I have no regrets)

Well, there you have it. Hope this helps you and whoever else looking for some KS goodies.

#KakaSaku #with all my love #fic rec

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