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#wolfstar incorrect quotes
toujoursincorrect · a day ago
Lily: Lovers’ quarrel, huh?
Sirius: We are not fighting.
Remus: More importantly, we are not lovers.
Everyone at the Gryffindor table: You’re not?!
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drarryjustbecause · 5 months ago
Sirius: The Malfoy kid? The Malfoy kid!
Sirius: *Laughs hysterically*
Sirius: You’re DATING the Malfoy kid!
Sirius: Merlin, Lucius is going to hate this!
Harry: It’s not funny. His father hates me.
Sirius: EXACTLY!
Sirius: This is almost funnier then when I told my family I married moony!
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
Sirius: so um... we're dating
James: Oh we know
Remus: you know?
Peter: yeah you didn't really hide it
*flashback to a week before*
James: truth or dare?
Remus: truth
Sirius: i dare you to kiss me on the lips
Remus: if you insist
Peter: he didn't even pick dare?!
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annabellelupin · a month ago
Harry: uncle moony, why do you love pads?
Remus: well harry
Remus: that is a great question
Remus, watching Sirius do smth very stupid across the room: which I cannot answer
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readwatchwrite · 5 months ago
Sirius: Your like my closest friend and i’d fuck you if you asked.
Remus: What?
Sirius: What?
James: *sitting on the floor stuffing crisps in his mouth* He said he’d fuck you if you asked
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toujoursincorrect · 7 days ago
Remus: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the lake in a large metal box.
Lily: Did Sirius say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Remus, stretching his jumper up to cover his face: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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myopicmeerkat · 22 days ago
James: You know those things will kill you, right?
Regulus, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Remus, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Sirius: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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annabellelupin · 4 months ago
Remus: Now Harry, what do we say when mummy and daddy think you did something bad
3 Year Old Harry: Blame it on uncle Padfoot
Remus: exactly
Harry: what if it doesn't work tho
Remus: they'll believe you
Remus: trust me, I've been doing it for years and they've never doubted me once
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readwatchwrite · 5 months ago
Professor McGonagall : Please be seated. Witches, wizards and muggles alike, we are here today to celebrate the marriage of James Potter and Lily Evans . I've known you both for the last 7 years. And it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I'm sure will be a distracting childish marriage. I'm proud of you. And I love you both.
James: Permission to say it back?
Professor McGonagall: Permission granted.
Lily: I love you too, miss.
James: Love you, Minnie.
(James and Minerva’s elite friendship)
(yes, another b99 reference - last one, promise)
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