Sirius,on the phone with James: There are plenty of fish in the sea but there's also a lot of trash
James:... not sure if Remus did something or if you're raising awareness for pollution
Remus,takes the phone from Sirius: For context we're at the beach
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remus, at sirius, all the time:
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I just saw that on Instagram and it made me see things
Remus Sirius
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me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
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Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-
Sirius: You think I’m pretty?
Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.
Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
…An hour later…
Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-
Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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Sirius: I just knew. I knew when Walburga got pregnant that she would give birth to pure evil with no doubts about the pain it causes to innocent people. People already dead are suffering because of you but they can't say it because they are dead! But I know the truth Reggie! I knew it the moment our blasted mother got pregnant that she will birth you that you are made to make me suffer and I can't hate you because I love you!
James:
Remus:
Regulus: I'm literally just wearing a shirt.
Sirius: TEAM EDWARD??? ARE YOU MAD? HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?
Regulus: As if you aren't biased because you're dating a werewolf.
Remus: Don't pull me into that.
James: Hey come on, you haven't even watched the first movie, you can't pick a side yet-
Sirius: Reggie, I'm telling it for you to get /better/. You can't pick vampires over werewolves.
Regulus: I like sucking.
Remus:
Sirius:
James: He's right-
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Convinced all a neurodivergent person needs in life is a tumblr acc hardly anyone follows so they can freely spam about their hyperfixations without judgement
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Reading Crimson Rivers by zeppazariel is like:
💅🤸🥵🔥🌙🎠You crazy son of a bitch🤌💌🤭💓😽✨😳🧁🍭🍬you did it again!🍾💞🧎🌈🤼💍🌹💅🥰🥳😫🌠🧡❤️🦄
But also
😕🤧💀👄🪨🪦You crazy son of a bitch 🌧️🕸️🕷️🪰🦟🔪🗿🪖🪛⛏️you did it again..🪚😥😰👺🙏🎭🪢��️🌪️☠️💔👁️💦🫀👹
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anyone: mentions the marauders
me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)
also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them
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James going to the astronomy tower in the middle of the night to look at the regulus star and finding remus already there looking at the sirius star
Remus:
James:
Remus:
James:
Remus: wanna join?
James: yes please
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