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lunarparacosm · 9 months
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wolfstar but they meet on a local rink and compete for ice time
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mon-mi · 2 months
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ah yes me my boyfriend and james potter
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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hearts4dorlene · 5 months
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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?
Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently
Remus: What-?
Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke
Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?
*Enter James*
James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?
Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-
Peter:
Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?
*Enter Sirius*
Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?
Remus: James?
James: Funny story lads, so you see-
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siriuslemonmuffin · 1 year
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regulus: what do you look for in a partner?
remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually
regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?
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gender-thief2 · 1 month
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rip remus john lupin you would’ve hated vapes
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weaponizedducks · 2 months
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consuming media with my family i'm the only one that knows all media is gay
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saintchaser · 5 months
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sirius, explaining a concept to remus that he hadn’t fully understood before because he didn’t go to class after the full moon: and that’s pretty much it. any questions?
remus, with literal heart eyes: no
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if Wolfstar raised Harry:
someone: WHOA did You Know Who give you that scar when he killed your parents?
Harry [deadpan]: No, i’m just a really dedicated Bowie cosplayer.
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jrhostile · 1 year
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James: I think you’re pretty
Regulus: you are hiding behind the door, you obviously find me terrifying
James: you are many things
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mentally-retired · 20 days
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i love it when these two men kiss (they have never kissed) (and never will) (i live in blorbo world)
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stylesandpottertoo · 2 months
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"my father didn't strut" james potter would be screaming at the top of his lungs from heaven in support of his boy
'oh but he did strut don't you think he'd laugh about it?' yes WE KNOW but do you think he would see harry being tortured by severus fucking snape and NOT side with harry? darling he wouldnt even THINK of how he walked, all he knows right now is that harry is in pain, and that's all he cares about
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kotocorey · 1 month
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Barty is the power bottom and Evan the submissive top. No one can convince me otherwise.
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oxydiane · 1 year
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sirius is so funny because he was so gay the author couldn’t think of a single random woman to pair him off with and beat the allegations so she had to kill him
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peachesfuzz · 2 months
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I want to kill myself. MY P U S S Y IN BIO
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dqbbiegallaqher · 4 months
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