i just finished watching x-men: apocalypse and i would like to sit down and talk about some things.
1. WHERE IS WATER BOI? i don’t remeber his name, but he’s the guy in x-men: first class who could produce sound waves underwater and had the fish scene with sasha peteirse? did he die and i’m just not remembering, or DID HE JUST DISAPPEAR FROM EXISTENCE?
2. alex. alex, my sweet, hot, og x-men member, veitnam war survivor, and badass who can shoot lasers fron 3 parts of his body. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE? WE COULD’VE HAD THE ICONIC SUMMER BROTHERS DUO, BUT NO. his death isn’t even logical! he shot the laser beams (from a distance) to try to stop apocalypse, and ended up blowing up hank’s jet and exploding the school. BUT HE WASN’T EVEN CLOSE TO THE EXPLOSION AND THE BEAMS CAN’T GO BACKWARDS AND KILL HIM? AND NO ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS DEATH. scott mourned for 2.5 seconds, and mystique gave her mini speech, but no one else even batted an eye. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET A MEMORIAL TOMBSTONE THAT JEAN AND SCOTT GOT IN THE EARLIER MOVIES. (you can tell that i deeply loved alex.)
3. what is up with our dude wolverine? like now he has some of his memories? WHICH ONES? AND WHICH WOLVERINE WAS IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE DAYS OF FUTURE PAST REALLY MESSED WITH THE TIMELINE OF WOLVERINE so idk what is going on with him atm.
4. peter is eric’s son? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? like oh hey, magneto is quicksilver’s dad, WHAT? still shook that peter didn’t tell eric that he was his son.
5. JEAN. JEAN, WHAT THE HELL? she literally sat there for half an hour and did nothing and only decided to go all dark phoenix on apocalypse’s ass AFTER charles started crying and almost died? LIKE SIS WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY 30 MINUTES AGO?
6. k, not as worried about this, but what happened to warren and the halsey-lookalike purple girl? what they gon do now?
7. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH CHARLES AND ERIC?!?! every movie they go through a cycle of eric being angry and have gone through some tragic shit so he wants to destroy the humans, halfway through his destruction charles comes to him and tells him that he’s more than this, and then they work together to defeat whatever and then are buddies for 2.5 seconds? LIKE WHY CAN’T YOU BOYS HUG EACHOTHER AND BE FRIENDS FOR AN ENTIRE MOVIE? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM PLAY CHESS FOR HOURS IN THE MANSION INSTEAD OF THEM BEING BACK AND FORTH BROS.
8. THIS GOES OUT TO THE WHOLE MOVIE AND ALL OTHER X-MEN MOVIES, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE TIMELINE?! LIKE UM THERE ARE SO MANY PLOT HOLES AND CHANGES THAT I NEED ANSWERS FOR.
haha this is what happens when i decide to watch the x-men series for the first time.
Marvel Unlimited is offering free comics to anyone who downloads their app. It’s not a free trial. You do not need to sign in. All you need to do is download “Marvel Unlimited” to your smartphone or tablet and tap “free comics.”
I’m guessing this is some kind of promotion or a gift to people who are missing this month’s issues but I haven’t seen anything about it–I only found out today when I redownloaded the app and I want to make sure other people know about it because it’s free comics. Free stuff is awesome.
There’s about 150 comics available (The Avengers, Spider-Man, X-Men, Civil War, etc) and some #1 issues available as well. All of them are good/popular comics recommended for new readers, and, again, they are 100% free. Don’t miss out on this. I love y’all
Wolverine Snkt toy found outside a donation bin.
((Awww I hope you’re doing better by the time I post this! Remember that I love you and am always available for talking, even though I give pretty bad advice you can still rant to me babe!!))
- That goddamned *insert worst subject* test. You studied so hard for it and ended up with a terrible grade anyway. You were too ashamed to show your friends or parents, especially since you heard kids around the school say the test wasn’t that hard. This just ruined your whole day for obvious reasons, but your best friend Peter Parker is not going to let you suffer!
- It might be kind of hard to take his comforting words to heart considering he’s crazy smart and definitely got that easy A, but he’s also crazy persistent and will stop at nothing to make you smile… However, some people don’t like being tickled when they’re upset
(me), so he’ll ask you before doing anything. “I-Is it okay if I just tickle you for a little? You know, just to see you smile again…I hate seeing you upset.”
- After you give him the green light, he is not gonna torture you. Everything is gonna be super gentle bc he’s just trying to cheer you up! He’ll latch his fingers onto your ribs and start to lightly scritch them up and down, his forehead pressed to yours as he murmurs sweet words of comfort to you while you giggle.
- His hands will wander your torso, spidering and scritching and poking around. There will be sporadic harder pokes along with the usual spidering that will make you squeal and maybe lurch away from him. He’ll smile and then playfully lunge for you, “You know laughing is a way to trick your brain into thinking you’re happy! Laughing automatically makes you happy! You gotta let me do this~!”
- He’ll wrap you up in his strong arms and tase your sides and tummy. You’ll hear his laughter along with your own as those evil digits invade all your tickle regions. Still no torture though! At the very most, a tickle fight will break out that will have you both sweating and panting at the end of it. Then, lots of cuddles and Peter telling you that a grade isn’t the end of the world when you’re that cute!