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rhodeislandbaseballexperience · 1 year

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12 Sacrifice Presents For 12 Lucky Rhode Island Baseball Trivia Winners In December Courtesy of Axis Bats

Yesterday morning, I took the drive out to the Axis Bat Headquarters and Factory on Anawan Street in Fall River. Owner Lou Ledoux greeted me with a big hello as we was finishing up a project in the factory and we sat down for a bit to catch up and discuss the Sacrifice Present program. I did a story on Lou and Axis Bats in 2021 and have kept in touch with Lou via email and text over the past year…

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#axis bats #baseball #community #fall river #high school #local #lou ledoux #rhode island #sports #wooden bat #youth sports

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

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"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

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merakiui · 1 year

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If you thought bodyguard!Floyd would be insufferable with ido!darling, imagine gravure model!darling then absbdbjfjfj

Omg gravure model darling with stalker fan Jade…… gross, slimy, creepy Jade with his gross, slimy, creepy views!!!! >_< he closely follows the magazine in which you’re often featured, buying two copies of each new issue (one to frame as a precious collectible) and the other meant to sustain…damages (i.e. cum stains, sweat, drool, other bodily fluids). He’s found your social media and he also follows that, going through your posts and printing out each tasteful image to string up on his walls.

He’s even bought a few of the swimsuits and lingerie you’ve modeled, and when he fucks into his hand or the onahole (which he pretends is you) he imagines peeling those skimpy outfits from off of your pretty body with skilled fingers. You would look so lovely beneath him, skin hot with desire and arousal, chest heaving with hitched breaths and moans, hands curled into the bedsheets, when he traces his fingertips up your thighs, prying them apart to get a proper look at your pussy. Thoughts of you burying your hands in teal locks to hold him there while he eats you out always send him tipping over the edge. It’s a terrible shame it’s only a fantasy. Oh, the things he’d do if you were really here with him…

Lately, ever since he’s started cyber-stalking and obsessing over you, Jade’s wanted to get into photography. He buys the best camera, but then he also gets a vintage one just for the sake of aesthetics. It would be nice to develop these photos the old way: in a dark room where he must be precise and careful with handling every fragile photograph. Jade photographs a lot of nature, often things he comes across on his walks and hikes. Mushrooms. Trees. Leaves. Flowers. Unique stones or moss growing contrary. He photographs insects: a line of ants leading to an anthill, butterflies swarming blossoms, a caterpillar coming free from its cocoon. He likes the familiar weight of a camera in his hands. He likes being the one behind the lens, peering through at what’s seen with the camera, as if the world that lies beyond it is merely a portrait someone’s painted.

He wants to learn where you live, the places you frequent, what building the company you’re signed to works out of so that he may hopefully have a chance to capture candid photographs of you—things that no one but him will ever see. Intimate sides he will preserve within a picture.

Jade photographs potential locations deep within the forest. He captures the stages of death in permanence: the horrified countenance of your lover when they realize he’s holding a knife in his hand, the aftermath of a brutal slaughter, the perfectly, methodically dismembered corpse with all of its parts packaged in plastic and aligned in a grave dug deep, the mound of soil that soon covers the evidence, and the beautifully rare flowers or tree saplings he plants directly above the body.

Jade develops these photos in the makeshift dark room in his apartment. They’re well-done, but that’s how all of his work is. Eerily flawless. Recently, he learned where you live. It took some digging and lots of patience, but he’s good at uncovering forbidden things. When the time comes to take you, he’ll have to bring his camera along. He’d love to see what expressions he can photograph when he catches you by surprise. And he anticipates every photo will be far better than any of the previous ones he’s taken. After all, they’ll contain you and the raw, beautiful emotions you’ll show him. That’s something he’ll never be able to find in the average magazine.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #depraved jade is such a good flavor of jade #average uni student jade who falls obsessively for gravure model darling #and he wears glasses because it’s cute but also because moray eyesight is horrible #and he lost his contact lenses long ago and can’t be bothered to get new ones!!!!#i feel like there are two sides of jade #the side that wants to love you forever and knock you up and keep you as his cute housewife #and the side that wants to see you within an inch of your life covered in blood or expression contorting in pain #or ankles and calves bruised and twisted and shattered from the wooden bat he took to your legs so you couldn’t escape #aaaa yes it wouldn’t be an obsession from jade leech if there wasn’t a hint of very brutal violence

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whaleiumsharkspeare · 3 months

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Geologists be like

#*mentally transports back to that one post about the person’s ‘purely theatrical’ hatred of geologists #*and their contingency plan for how to eliminate them by distracting them with an obsidian knife but then hitting them with a wooden bat*#*because geologists can only see rocks and minerals*#a bugs life #flik #princess dot #geologists

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batnbreakfast · 24 days

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Given that my right hand actually looks like this right now, I feel like all my boops should be counted triple due to my dedication. 😂

#a bloody heavy wooden shovel handle fell on it #and now i’m not allowed to bend the finger or type for at least a week ☹️#it’s a bat’s life #boops

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tamorii · 1 month

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Still hard at work with taking product pictures !! I think I'll be able to finally reopen my webshop somewhere next week :) Here's a lil sneak peek at some of the (new) stuff I'll have!

#I'm especially fond of the picture of my snek pin on a sweater #the cute texture the soft colors it's just hhgGGGG #I absolutely suck at taking product pictures but this made me feel like I'm finally getting the hang of it #Also photographing all 18 Genshin stickers took years off of my life LOL but it was worth it #sat on the floor for so long I actually had sore muscles the days after ajfaeljg #webshop #genshin impact #acrylic charms #bat charm #wooden pin #yoimiya #idk man! tags

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deviantartidentitydisorder · 3 months

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THIS IS THE SCENE OF ALL TIME ITS SO HILARIOUS TO ME. THE ENTIRE THING. EVERY PART OF IT KILLS ME

#the way he just immediately goes to kill slendermaj bc of habits rage #the way vinnie and jeff just fucking stand there too and go do something!#evan trying to kill him with a WOODEN BAT?! LIKE?!#emh #AND THE WAY HES LIKE DID I KILL HIM!??!?!

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potatocat · 4 months

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Go! Happy Mail! Robin postcards and stickers to fluff up your day!

Stickers, postcards and art prints can be send in flat envelopes and enjoy a lower shipping price! 💌

🌻 Welcome to my Little Shop 🌻 (stationary, enamel pins, charms, art-prints, stickers and more!): YolinArt.etsy.com

💛 If you would like to help support the Go!Robins! comic & get early access to all the comics, request avatars, vote in polls, enjoy art and special events + lots more! Welcome to my Patreon club: https://patreon.com/Yolin

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snootyfoxfashion · 1 year

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Wood Wall Hangings and Ornaments from GardenMothCo

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tanuki-kimono · 2 years

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Fun modern geta by RumiRock, with soles decorated with a bat and willow design. I love when geta have patterns, this other design with painted sides is also pretty fun!

#japan #fashion #kimono #shoes #geta #wooden clogs #bat #koumori #yanagi #willow #着物 #下駄

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stitchy-face · 7 months

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🎃🦇HALLOWEEN FOREVER 🐺🌙

It's September which means it's basically just Halloween- or if you're the kind who can't get enough of the holiday you may want it to be HALLOWEEN FOREVER.

These are two new 1.5" lapel pin designs, coming this October! :-)

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iwatofu · 2 years

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Twenm and Cronh

#south park #sp #craig tucker #tweek tweak #exam is hitting my head with a wooden bat #have a doodle instead #t♡fu art #spcreek #creek

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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Miles: why are your lenses yellow?

Hobie: all the smog in my dimension stained them

Miles: oh is that why your bat is all rusty? to go with it?

Hobie, looking at the “rust”: uh

#hobie uses a wooden bat though doesn’t he #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk

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athetos · 5 months

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I started earthbound beginnings and it’s very cute and I love the enemy sprites and of course the music is good. Battles being random is a lil frustrating but like it’s an nes game. What does one expect. Didn’t expect such a leap in difficulty going to the cemetery but I’m built different and like grinding for exp and money so I’m enjoying it.

#stopping tonight cuz I’m sooo sleepy but I’m almost saved enough for the wooden bat #p

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jhsharman · 6 months

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"Gift Exchange"

#Archie Comics #Reggie Mantle #Betty Cooper #Moose Mason #Wooden Indian #Or bat #Dan Decarlo #1963

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celestialsquirrelshop · 7 months

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Things are in the works that we're really excited about!! Look for them in the store soon! 🦌🦇

#new merch #wooden charms #acrylic charms #vampire bat #deer #artists on tumblr #coming soon #halloween #cute art #original art #etsyshop #artists on etsy #etsy #etsycanada #etsyhandmade #art for sale #jewelry #handmade

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