JLA are trying to figure out Superman and Batman's secret identities and finally figure out that they are the famous married couple, Bruce and Clark Kent-Wayne
Except
They mix them around
Batman is an investigative reporter? That checks. He's a cornfed country boy? Explains the gains
Superman is an outgoing philanthropist? It tracks. His parents are wealthy enough to avoid any legal issues? It's how he stayed underground for years!
(Obviously, Superman is helping is hubby pay for the nice armor)
if your tummy doesn't hurt right now I want you to take a moment to appreciate that fact. I want you to relish in the feeling of your tummy not hurting. because you never know when it will be taken away from you
Love love love lovelove how easy it is for my boyfriend to pick me up and move me however he wants to and pin me down like ksbdjdh he held me down last night and i really couldnt do anything like wowowowow 😳😵💫😵💫🥴 also asked him to bite my neck while we were frotting. Heaven is real and its in my man's arms 🥰🥰🥰
Happy Rios Wednesday everyone... And since it's the soccer world cup... I bring you the sexiest soccer of all time.⚽🏆🔥🔥🔥🔥 Credit to the original creator.
definitely having thoughts about what kim dokja looks like to other people vs. to himself...how people keep saying he's "blurry"...how the constellations were surprised that he's not ugly when they saw him in person rather than through a channel...how he's not really a character and he's the only person with the fourth wall...idk idk. much 2 think about.