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James: *looking off in the distance* Damn, look at those two going at it *jerking his head towards couple*
Peter: They’re quite..fierce..
Sirius: *cupping his hands together* OI GET A ROOM!
Remus: Sirius that’s-
*couple breaking apart*
Andromeda: Get out of my business Sirius! *storming of with Ted*
Sirius: *running to block them from going anywhere* DO NOT GET A ROOM
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longlivelupin · a day ago
Sirius: Imagine being like... gay or something like that
Remus: Sirius, we have been sleeping together for like 8 months
Sirius: Ok, but that's not gay gay, you know?
Remus: Sirius you're literally a bottom
Sirius: SiRiUs yOu'Re LiTeRaLlY a BoTtOm
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marauders3ra · 3 months ago
Remus, to his parents: instead of complaining about how I spend too much time in my room, just be grateful I’m not doing drugs!
Remus: ..
Remus, to himself: I do the drugs anyway but they don’t need to know that
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jilywolfstar03 · 6 months ago
Sirius: *tells a stupid joke*
Remus: *gets annoyed and tells him to fuck off*
Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
Remus: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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tayquin04 · 4 months ago
“Just between us” Sirius promised Remus after he found out Remus was a werewolf in their dormitory one winter morning.
“Just between us” Remus muttered to Sirius the first time they kissed, hidden away in a dark corridor.
“Just between us” James said, grinning at the marauders when they all turned human again after their first full moon together.
“Just between us” Regulus whispered to Kreacher in the cave, just before he drank the poison and was dragged into the lake.
“Just between us” Peter swore to James and Lily as they made him their secret keeper.
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paddoony · 4 months ago
Remus: People say, ‘But Remus, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’
Remus: Well, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.
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aanyawrites · 5 months ago
James: I don't know if they'll notice, but I slipped a little note in each of my friends bags to let them know I love them
Remus: *pulling out a 20 page note out of his bag* what the fuck-
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moony-likes-hot-choc · 15 days ago
Marauders Era as Yearbook Quotes
James: *picture of him in his patterned underwear* "Don't you dare use that as your yearbook picture." -Lily
Sirius: "Of course I dress well. I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
Remus: "I started school with straight A's, now I'm not even straight."
Peter: "Bruh, we graduated just to go to school again."
Lily: "I make terrible science puns, but only periodically."
Marlene: "There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time."
Dorcas: "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich and I can't do that if my wife and I are making 75 cents for every dollar a man makes."
Mary: "You can't always pick your father, but you can pick your daddy."
Regulus: "The only thing lower than my grades is my will to live."
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moonyswaffle · a month ago
Sirius: You're pale as ghost, the light bounces of your skin... i know what you are
Remus: *instantly thinking Sirius knows he's a werewolf*
Remus: Say it
Sirius: Iron deficient
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