#worst player

[lelelego]

waiting and waiting

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #courier six #craig boone #boone/courier #hi here's a comic i worked on off and on in between stuff ft. the worst possible pairing - a canon character + a player character #what do you mean i have to create content my damn self #this was also literally just talking heads for like 3 goddamn pages hell on earth but theyre just sitting there!!!!!! help #oc: eli #doodly thingy #fallout tag #blood / #violence / #injury / #knives / #long post / #comic

[born-in-hell]

btw for all u 4haloers and eclipsedoers out there aparently forever's been signing ppls badges w a heart and telling them to ask bbh to sign his name near the heart

heres one of them!!

another one!! this is for the 1st pic

THERES A FOURTH ONE NOW

#btw the first one forever actually signed after bbh but he added the heart #i hate them sm theyre the worst /pos #the second one if im not wrong bbh drew the heart bc forever told the badge owner to ask him #forevers a menace #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp bbh #qsmp forever #badboyhalo #forever player #qsmp vegas meetup #vegas meetup #4halo #eclipseduo #ill add the originals links as i find them #i just realized this post has several grammatical errors and typos forgive me im dumb

[npcproject]

NPC 033 MPAA

#dndads #npc project #dungeons and daddies #MPAA #s1 #minor npc #design notes: #blonde hair ass hippie guitar player. the worst

[mishapen-dear]

i love it when bad is very specifically a good roleplayer by giving other people good prompts. like casually bringing up wilbur now to tallulah. or when he put missa in the petting zoo. or all those times he Tormented the Lesbians so they could protect each other from him. its just so !!!! I love watching roleplayers be considerate of other roleplayers and gleefully hand over something they Know the other person's character can react to. i've seen cellbit do it, too (that time he handed his knife to bbh. oh my god). it's not a rare thing, and it's possible to be a good roleplayer without keeping that sort of considerate back and forth in mind, but its one of my favourite things to notice. foolish does it too, sometimes- i haven't watched him much, but i did take note of when he Made Sure to bring jaiden along with him on a cucurucho quest. and basically every interaction he had with bad when the eggs were missing. its just so so good

#i think one of the worst things that can happen to a roleplay is for the players to stop interacting with each others' storylines #roleplay is an incredible medium particularly because of that Collaboration and Improv #and if youre just standing around pushing your own story then yeah sure its fun #but its MAGICAL when people engage with it #and its MAGICAL to look at a story #go 'what if i. did something funny here' #and throw in a little wrench that lights a delighted FIRE in the other player's eyes because now they get to go on a rant #or take drastic measures #or just do something a little fun that they couldn't/wouldn't have without that prompting #its like when bad went around telling people he was imposing building laws on behalf of the feds and people were like #actively a little disappointed that it was just a prank and they couldn't go HAM #anyway i miss roleplay. #qsmp why would you make all these people live so far apart from each other </3 spawn is so uninhabitable there is nothing for them #to make pretty or modify its not Theirs there's no reason for them to be there other than to shop #but i am on . a tangent. #and that is its own lighthearted post analyzing the psychology of built and modifiable vs provided and immovable spaces in the game #no its not late at night and i should not be doing other things (lying)

[ganondoodle]

even if i didnt love botw as much as i do, totk drives me nuts bc, similarly to pokemon, this series is so SO SO full of potential, they have so many games they can pull from, theres so many themes, characters and worldbuilding thats just left to rot, you dont need to connect anything with a chain to old titles, you dont need to bring back any things that already had their ending, but PLEASE harness at least a fraction of all this!!!! and they just refuse to do it beyond shallow references

totk jsut drives it all home to me, bc this isnt just the next game in the franchise, but a DIRECT SEQUEL no 10 years apart from botw, yet they cant even, they REFUSE to even keep the continuity with its OWN lore it established in botw together, and that, i think, is what truly makes me so insane (derogatory) about totk

it PROVES they do not care, they dont care to build on anything of the lore of old titles beyond references in form of amiibos or whatever, they dont even care to make a sequel to their most successful game in the franchise coherent with its own lore

botw established a captivating detailed world full of potential, while lacking in active storytelling, it had environmental storytelling, characters and ideas that were the perfect ground to build on-

and then they do away with it bc idk .. they want you to build mechs and make videos of it that go viral and thats all they care about or something

shiekah tech? forget that existed character being the character you know? act as if you are seeing them for the first time just like they are lame story? dont think about that just be distracted by the epic presentation of it lore the previous title established? forget that, all that matters is what is here and now beloved character from old games beign brought back? hes a new guy and has no background and no lore and just sits waiting for you at the end to have a flashy fight with references from old titles and their lore? just here for nostalgie bait, dont you remember? you LOVE this series, now give me 70 bucks for a glorified DLC that ruins what you loved about the series and makes you realize that nothign matters and nothing is interesting anymore

you are supposed to take it all at face value, to not think about anything, to see a character say something and just go with it, and forget it the second its over, be distracted by good music and pretty visuals, but dont think about, dont think about anything but what is directly said to you like you have no critical thinking skills, forget there was a game before this one, only the one you play matters, empty your skull and dont let yourself feel anything but what the game tells you to feel

if they dont even care to make the sequel to their most successful game actually build on the previous title, dont even care to keep their continuity of two games supposedly directly happening one after the other in tact- maybe they never cared, and all the meaning we thought we saw them build into their games was all accidental and meaningless

and that is absolutely soul crushing for fans like me to discover

its a game. its not a story, its not a world, its not themes, its not characters, its not lore. its a product made to make you pay money, not to make you think about anything.

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #i know it sounds silly to say this game makes me mad bc its so clearly a game #but do you get what i mean?? #and the worst part is #they dont even keep the lore said in the SAME GAME in line #the people in hateno where links HOUSE used to be that is now ZELDAS not remembering him #the children acting like they dont know him #where has link been? #did zelda put him into the forest and just let him live with the boars? #even so the house is here so link must have been here to buy it- #but no forget that #its somethign that happened in botw and that never actually happened or mattered remember? #to have balloons and rocktes and people with WINGS in this world but none of them going up to the sky islands everyone is obsessed about`? #well its for YOU to play around with with meaningless rewards not for the NPCs living in this world #the godly goat guy and the hylian priestress directly saying zelda is their distant descendant to her and then #not show nor say not even hint at them having any offspring and then both die a stupid meaningless death to try and make you feel something #“doing the dragon transformation robs you of your soul forever and you will never return” #*returns via deus ex machina without even letting the player take any part in it but by -getting to the end tm-* #also i HATE how totk constantly dangles set ups in front of you #only to NOT follow up on them #the intro giving you a taste of what you might expect for- NOPE zelda is gone immediately its jsut botw but worse again lol #zelda getting the hang of her time powers so she might return to her time on her ow- NOPE dragon lol her powers are irrelevant actually #impa being the only one you can tell about zelda being a dragon and her going oh no im gonna search for a way to bring her back- LOL NOPE #its solves itself and you dont even do anything for it and just watch a cutscene #oh no link lost his arm and its beyond repair- LOL NOPE have your arm back like it was freshly made no matter how few of the light things- #you actually got- the things that where supposedly to battle back the thing destroying your arm #also howt he game gives you endless busy work without any good reward #krogs - mayoi signa - poes - scematics - lightroots - sign guy

[comfycozycrossfox]

every time i go in the dndads tag as someone that hasnt finished season 1 yet i am so so afraid . what happens to nick my poor boy nick why he look like that. why are you calling him a narc . why did someone say that glenn becomes a cop how could that happen . is one of the children just named Normal what the fuck is that about

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenns the worst dad and unfortunately therefore my favorite #glenns my favorite dad but beth is my favorite player

[spookberry]

I actually had a couple more ocs i wanted to draw in the style but it took me 3 weeks just to get this far so

#i think i have a preference for designing character to be orange grey and blue hmm #my art #my ocs #pokemon #idk i often go thru phases where i just want to sit back and overanalyze a style in order to copy it #for this in particular i also wanted to draw my ocs in the trainer poses #cuz when i play the pokemon games i turn the player character into an oc instead for funsies #alice came out the best of rhe bunch ngl #hoshi looks good too but Alice is stunning #i nailed it for her #jorgie is the worst cuz i did her first lol

[ptanalo]

forgot I drew them but I find their banter cute

#project sekai #prsk gl #mizuki akiyama #ena shinonome #prsk fanart #mizuena #being an active player of this game is so taxing cause 1 I am gay 2 I love rhythm games and 3 its the worst gacha I have ever gotten into #the pity system...if I had known...but anyways cutie patooties or whatever yippeeeeee <3 #my art

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Who hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody knows who you are?

Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America, and who are you? Who are you? You miserable, presumptuous, no talent- you’re no artist. An artist respects the silence. It serves the foundation of creativity. 

You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people to know what it means to respect yourself, in music or any form of creativity, and I’m an NYU film school graduate. Sucker. And the school of visual arts in the academy of art university in San Francisco.

You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent go practice and then get yourself a gig instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it, okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966.

Who the fuck are you?

You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and

you suck. 

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Original video that's being referenced

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #this one was so good it deserved a little effort. not too much though. you cant trick me into drawing that easily #pls dont ask why the style changes 3 times its just funnier that way (lie. i was testing brushes) #i need you to know that i go through these streams at work. and hearing this audio with 0 context almost killed me #filth was picked to be bullied because most enemies dont have mouths. filth also has no arms. which. makes it better tbh #no arms. no lips. worst trumpet player ever. asked to leave hell. #he doesn’t really do long requests so this one is probably the longest clip that will ever end up on here #voice post

[sharp-edges]

i am begging you all to TAG YOUR X READER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so sick and tired of seeing your x reader or x oc fics untagged, PLEASE fucking please!!!!! my blocked phrases and tag lists CAN'T KEEP UP!!! im adding to it every time i go though tags, AKA multiple times a damn day!!!

PLEASE

it doesn't need to be complicated just add an "x reader" tag or "x oc"!!!!!

#and im tagging the players whos tags that have it the worst #nico hischier #connor bedard #jack hughes #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #auston matthews #matt rempe #leon draisaitl #connor mcdavid #matthew tkachuk #mat barzal #am i kicking a hornets nest... maybe #but i dont care #ive been spoiled with em see why tee tumblr being really... really good at tagging

[onebadnoodle]

my octoling has a habit of getting splatted

#im not the best splatoon player :) #but not the worst #splatoon 3 #octoling

[fromtheseventhhell]

It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character

#anti got #anti d&d #anti show sansa #anti sansa stans #like literally one of the worst written characters on that show because they tried so hard to make her the most important #while being entirely incompetent and their only method of doing so was to steal from other characters which ruined the plot #the only arguable achievement was defeating LF but even then it's written in the script that she had to go to Bran to explain things #/she rallied the Vale army!/ no she didn't 😭 she wrote a letter to LF and he did everything. instead of showing her arc in the Vale and #her learning about politics to rally them herself they took the quickest route to give her a /badass/ savior scene #which only ended up making her look selfish + power-hungry for putting her brothers' lives at risk for not telling anybody about said lette #and idiotic in the aftermath after relying once again on LF even though he was very obviously manipulating her #/pawn to player/ sounds catchy on paper but without seeing that growth/development it doesn't work #Arya was terribly written but at least we /saw/ her training in a way we never did with Sansa #and people try to apply this same logic to the books and think she's gonna suddenly spring forth as a political mastermind #when that's not how George writes...we see characters develop and make mistakes on page and get actual earned growth #feminism isn't defending the writing of two men who gave her a rape plot not in the books because they thought it was /interesting/ #when the only aspect of that plot they adapted was a woman suffering abuse :/ #and as per usual with stansas their only /evidence/ of her being well-written is accusing you of being misogynistic if you don't like her

[angelthemanspanker]

If Buffy found out Angel kicked out Connor she would also be told why and, I think, maybe cut Angel some slack. I don't believe Angel throwing out Connor was, in fact, the same as Joyce throwing out Buffy. There is a quick, easy-to-miss scene towards the end of Angel season 3 that supports this viewpoint, one where Connor throws Angel in the ocean in a box with the intention of leaving him there forever to shrivel up in eternal agony and insanity

Now Buffy might have done that to Joyce at some point tbf it's been a while since I watched the high school seasons but I feel like maybe there's a difference between removing your extremely strong and dangerous son, who tried to put you in the Torture Nexus last time you saw him/the surface world, from your home (AND with an important "You can't be here yet" attached), and telling your daughter that if she leaves she can never come back because you demanded an explanation and then refused to accept the truthful one she gave you even though she's saying she slays vampires and thirty seconds ago you saw her slay a vampire.

Just because two scenes would look real symmetrical if you put a few lines out of context next to each other in a gifset does not the same thing make

#another day another Buffy Flies Off The Handle Half Cocked characterisation 😔 #buffy obsessors we fight on #buffy summers #angel #joyce summers #in her famous Worst Moment Ever. but band candy lies ahead so she brings it back #buffy the vampire slayer #angel the series #connor angel #hes at the end bc i forgot to give him his last name that i find hilarious #geraldo jr over here 👉 #btw i dont hate on the other players in this game we call Blogging #this is pure defense of buffy #oh and angel i guess but I'm less invested in debesmirching his name. smirch the bastard see if i care

[crystal-jack-asripines]

QSMP Elections are going to make the server so MESSY. AND I’M HERE FOR IT!

Already we see BBH saying “it’s a game about killing people,” willing to take out competition to get Skeppy in, REMOVING his Ordo Theoritas stasis chamber ender pearl in case someone tries to ambush assassinate him that way, contemplating removing everyone from his allowlist at his homes… Entering his uber-paranoid villain arc for his little diamond buddy

And then there’s the absolute POWERHOUSE that will be Cellbit and Forever (assuming they’ll work together), with Forever likely going to bring Brunim in. Meaning BBH will be facing off against Forever to get the people they want on the island, which will significantly change their relationships with each other and their friends

Not to mention the De Luque Mafia Family can actually do some damage, and if Cellbit marries Roier then EVERYONE is gonna have to watch their backs, what with the Masked Mine Placer and Foolish having a glock

#ITS GONNA BE A BLOODBATH BUT IM EXCITED IN A SICK WAY LOL #so far the closest thing to a betrayal has been Cellbit and that was fake. this arc could bring out the WORST in people #guess the federation was sick of everyone teaming up to fight them so they’re putting everyone against each other… very smart of them tbh #qsmp #qsmp elections #the leaderboard points seem rigged agains the Brazilian and French players but Etoiles has been putting in crazy hours so they might have #distance in the bag. but BBH has been online for SO LONG and forever also AFKs overnight for XP so it’s gonna be another bloodbath lol

[vamprisms]

i like the tv show so far because it's like each of the three main characters is playing a different recent fallout game

#cooper is obviously living his best worst cowboy life in fnv #max playing 4: power armour too early. having a terrible time. trying to romance the first hot girl he comes across. came out of a fridge #you would think the following dad stuff and helped by a BoS hottie puts lucy in 3. but she's actually playing 76 #which is why everyone seems so mean and insane to her. she's in a live server with real players. #(xbox notification sound) epicknightmaximus7 sent you a friend request #fallout show

[entomolog-t]

Mm flirty fearplay <3

I love fearplay in general but I love when the giant chases the tiny in a game of cat and mouse, saying a bunch of typically scary things just for the thrill of it, exciting both them and the tiny while the giant looks for them.

When the giant does find them it’s a little, “Gotcha now, sweetheart~” before the tiny gets smothered in kisses, it’s so good <3

YEEEES!!!

Theres just something so deviously primal about it?? Especially if the Giant pretends they can't get to the tiny- Like oh no, I can't fit there or reach there, only to pick up whatever the tiny is hiding under??? AHHHAHSDLKFN

On a sobering reality check, I firmly believe I would absolutely suck at that G/t cat and mouse chase because given how often I lose my wallet/phone etc... I would just... not find the tiny.

#Worst hide and seek player #g/t #g/t prompts #g/t community #g/t shitpost #Flirty Fearplay #G/t fearplay