#would die for all three of them

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.

“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”

#thats it tumblr post it #danny phantom #idk what au this could be fore #I just put an e in for might be time to exit the shower #as ghost king it would cause so much of a headache to deal with them #like hes got to rehabilitate them probably and thats so much work #plus the paper work that comes with people who have killed a lot. #yes this is ghost king #r we not all on the ghost king train? #danny saves like idk some sort of villian and is like ‘’get yo shit together before you die’’ #what the fuck else do you do when the king of all the dead saves your life and tells you to clean up your act or else it’s a time out #who knows what a ghosts timeout is #people be like ‘’welp death said I gotta do better before I die so I better’’ #idk im so tired at this point but still have three hours to go #pogo lol #boingt boingy boingy #goodnight everybody hahahaha

[cryptid-condor]

the deer prince and the golden doe

from chapter 34 of Salt00's fic Chick Magnet

please click for HD tumblr is killing this one

#what's up nerds #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #fe3h #chick magnet took over my life for like 2 months #i've never managed to get through any fic over 150000 words before but uh..... here i am #i'm on chapter 79 #its like really damn good #i haven't even played the golden deer route yet but i would die for all of them #i feel like the shading on this one is way better than what i did for Dogs of Heaven #i'm getting better! i need to learn how to not do soft shading tho jeez #on the plus now i know how to make glowing molten gold which is the best part of the whole picture tbh #the working title was 'dear deer prince' which is very fun to say #i am going to TRY 52 pieces 52 weeks again but i'll see what happens #but this is week one! and pic one #all my rat

[u5an5]

Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.

((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))

Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...

Fox.

Now let me explain.

Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?

Fox.

Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?

Fox.

Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?

He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?

Good soldiers follow orders, after all.

#clone assassin #commander fox #star wars tbb #i know that hes got killed really early after Order in comics but i would honestly prefer him to die this way #the bad batch spoilers #commander cody #arc trooper fives #tcw slick #cc 1010 #star wars #sw tbb #sw the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb theory #we dont even know for sure how he looks like cause in one moment we see corries without helmets all of them have standard paintjob #idk if its just animation error but because of it we cant be 100% sure fox ever regreted it without him being shown grieving with rest #hes just taking a breath when fives is dying and personaly i see it more as him rolling his eyes that rex is being mushy with traitor #but there are 3 clones behind fox when hes shown and then the one taking off his helmet stands beside 2 others so it may actualy be it??? #and if he DOES regret it imo is more in 'shame i had to do it' rather than 'shame i did it' way if you know what i mean #hes just doing his job and hes GOOD at it. not his fault that him being competent is bad for the good guys #my point is: outside of one page incomic that can be at any point made noncanon or recontextualized theres no evidence that it cant be him #they already retconed more important things. why not this? #i think its likely that in case im right we can assume that all named corries were made into CloneX #none of them appeared yet despite how much of action happens on coruscant #and only thorn died on screen; in a way preventing him from being viable option nonetheless #three hits point blank months before Order seem unlikely but theyve done weirder things so him returning wouldnt be THAT weird so uhh idk #but yeah cx-02 is tech #winter soldiering doesnt stop #i mean THIS could be fox/other corrie but it being tech is way too cliche oportunity to waste it on them (derogatory towards disney) #pls disney let corries hunt down traitors like they used to pls

[qtubbo]

If Morning Crew lived together I feel like Tubbo would have a lot of hold overs from living alone/having separate stuff from Sunny, so he would eat straight out of tupperware containers (leftovers from fitpac dates), leave a half eaten carrot in the fridge and pour whip cream into his mouth. Fit would catch him doing this stuff, and just start joke yelling at him for being gross and disgusting, only for Pac to come in take out a carton of milk and drink straight out of the container.

#qsmp #Morning crew #Bagi would not live with them if she could help I could not see that happening #One yeah sure all three though she’d die #Inspired by remebering how Pac placed couches in a “human” way (me when I have a small walk way at the top of the stairs because I needed #That couch to stare directly at me as I climb up)

[koraesrambles]

More Winchester vs Batfam thoughts

Dick and Dean bonding over being inhumanly beautiful people who were sexualized from an early age and using their sexual nature as a shield.

Sam and Jason bonding over feeling like they'll never be as good as their big brothers.

Sam and Jason bonding over love of literature.

Dean and Jason being total nerds about guns and Jason feeling so vindicated about his gun stance.

Dick talking to Sam about how everyone deserves a chance to reform and that resonating with Sam in a way that frightens him.

The four of them bonding over a super overprotective parent that also was cool with them being child soldiers.

All four of them bonding over living nomadically (or homelessly) in their younger years, and rheir various experiences with poverty (Sam and Dean totally make fun of the other two for becoming rich boys.)

Endless hours of morality debates that absolutely end up with someone with a broken nose.

Giving each other lock picking tips

Dick and Sam bonding over being The Smart Kids that then get shown up by a computer super genius (Tim and Charlie)

Winchesters making fun of the bat boys for being citykids, batboys mocking the Winchesters for being small town hicks.

All of them bonding over their love of cool cars (Sam acts like he doesn't care, but 100% has Opinions.)

Sam and Jason bonding over college dreams

Sam and Dick bond over being mathletes (nerds!)

Dick and Dean bond over thinking school overall was a waste of time.

Dick and Dean bond over having to take care of their dads when they were young.

Dick and Sam bonding over their desperate desire to be good but also harboring a lot of deep anger.

Jason and Dean not used to having to compete for being the funniest person in the room.

Jason and Dean bonding over their desire to protect young kids.

Dick and Dean commiserate in being the older, but shorter, brothers.

The four of them trying to compete in a trivia game. It does not go well. No one has a good time.

Dean: wait, so you two aren't real brothers?

Jason: I will shoot you in the face.

Dean: that's not what I meant!

#winchesters #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #sam winchester #dean winchester #winchester bros #batbros #theyre all getting along here but 100% would eventually start to fight #i want to read an entire conversation of John and Bruce just Yelling at each other #it'd be so good #sam jason and dick are like yeah i regularly got into fist fights and arguments with my dad lol #dean looking at the three of them like theyre insane #dean being like “what so you just.... let your brother die and were normal about it?” #dick feels extremely judged

[avirxy]

beauty and beast au but Claire’s the one cursed because she’s the only one I can see literally pissing a sorceress off enough to get cursed. (If we’re going off the original movie Jim would probably offer them a hot meal and a room for the night, knowing him he’d make everything super accommodating)

#are we seeing the vision or have I lost my mind #Jim would literally drop everything to help this literal hag who waltzed through the door #Claire would..not be doing that #bonus points if the witch is Morgana then they’re throwing hands #I could see her trying to offer a deal like say she’s after Claire’s magic and sevitude or something and when she refuses boom Morgana #curses her and everyone else that’s in the ballroom at the time #And because it’s Morgana she’d probably make the curse super difficult to break #so like by the time she’s 18 if she doesn’t agree to serve Morgana when the last petal on the rose falls she dies with the rose #so Claire’s kinda given up on hope cuz she’d rather die than give Morgana her magic #Barbara’s a traveling doctor so her and Strickler set off to another town for a trip and get caught in the snow storm #and they get locked up for entering the castle and trespassing #Jim goes after them because they don’t come back the day after #instead of Claire keeping them there though I think she’d just give all three the chance to leave with some pressing from her friends #Jim ends up rethinking his decision due to the fact that Toby even as a cursed object can’t for the life of him keep a secret #when he hears the castle is under a curse he’s immediately interested in helping #even if Claire really just wants this nosy human boy and his parents to be on their way #oh shit I think I just wrote another au #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #jim lake jr #claire nuñez #toa #jlaire #this was just chillin in my drafts for awhile

[coconut530]

Some derps for the past three Malevolent episodes ~ 🕷️👩🏻🎄

#Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast #Sorry the first two are like sosososo late I just like… forgot to make them #But those episodes were like sososososo much so can’t blame me #But today was BENEVOLENT DAY #WHICH WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION #GOD ALL OF IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO FUNNY #THE SITCOM AESTHETIC THE APRON THE MAILMAN THE TELEGRAM ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND THE SAD TRUMPETS #AND THEN THEM TRYING TO GET THEIR SPIRITS UP AND PLAYING BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE #“IF WE HOLD HANDS THE FANS WOULD DIE” IS JUST HILARIOUS I TELL YOU #BC WE WOULD #AAAAANYWAY AND THE -ARTHUR’S FAMOUS IDEAS!!!1!!1!1- that go horribly sometimes but uhhhhhhLET’S NOT MENTION THAT #😂 OSCAR BLESS UR HEART AND AT LEAST YOU HAVE AN ARM IN THIS EP #EDDIE HI I BARELY REMEMBER YOU BUT HI #KRISTIAN NOEL PEDERSON HELLO SIR I LOVED YOUR MUSIC AND IT’S SO WEIRD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN MALEVOLENT BUT YEAHHHHHHHHH #AND KAYNE! BEING MISCHIEVOUS AND STRANGE AGAIN! THREE HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH SIR JSYK #THEM AFTER LIKE ACTUALLY READING THEIR LINES THE DELIVERY I CAN’T— #AND DINNER! I KINDA WISH LIKE LARSON OR BUTCHER SHOWED UP BUT OH WELL VERY GOOD HOLIDAY SPECIAL MADE ME LAUGH A LOT YAYYYY MERRY CRIMES

[mayasaura]

Mercy/John/Augustine really is the ot3 for me bc they only work as a threesome. Any two of them in combination just doesn't quite make it off the ground.

John and Augustine without Mercy are lacking a spark; they'll shoot the shit and spend eons verbally sparring but won't actually. You know. Do anything. Augustine and Mercy without John lack purpose; one way or another, he's their motivation. Mercy and John without Augustine just don't quite gel. She avoids engaging sincerely with him under the guise of ruthless efficiency, and he lets it slide off him with a nonchalance bordering on passive aggression. Augustine is the necessary catalyst to get them to react.

I'm just saying. There is a reason Augustine needed Mercy to help him seduce John. Any given pair of them have a fascinating dynamic, but it takes all three to fuck on the dining room table.

#the locked tomb #thinking about how Augustine really hoped it hurt John to find out they'd had ulterior motives for sleeping with him #and then John spins out and starts sleeping with every willing senior officer #congratulations augustine! evidence would indicate you DID hurt him!! #they are so exquisitely fucked up #ntn spoilers #dios apate major #augustine the first #mercymorn the first #emperor john gaius #firmly of the opinion Augustine dragged John into the River with him covered in Mercy's gore hoping the three of them would die together #(just like last time (not that he remembers)) #because he knew if he didn't do it now with Mercy all over him he'd never do anything at all

[kapreysun]

I’m busy reading We Hunt The Flame and this is what be happening on Sharr every fucken five minutes

#Zafira #we hunt the flame #Prince of death #Nasir #Prince Nasir #I’m not putting his full title shame poor lad #hafsah faizal #altair #I would die for all three of them :) #Altair is so Varys coded #slay #LMAO NASIR SAID “WOULD YOU BOW AT SOME POINT AND I STARTED FROTHING

[widevibratobitch]

in terror, four lieutenants; in t3m, four musketeers. Conclusion?

conclusion - same as always: destiny.

but wait oh christ okay. they even kinda fit...

you've got the og trio of

Wet Pathetic Loser

Deeply Religious Guy

Fancy Lad

which ig would make dundy... d'artagnan?? no. no oh god ok. listen. d'artagnan is jopson im afraid:

1. has a deeply homoerotic father/son relationship with a suicidal alcoholic

2. is actually kinda obsessed with him tbh

3. doesn't really start out as One Of Them, has to wait quite some time to get promoted

4. big part of the fandom actually ships him with little aka our athos

it makes sense you gotta believe me it does it does

#it absolutely doesn't #idk who dundy could be tbh... #ig if you squinted reeeeeally hard you could make him into a quasi mordaunt #since little is our athos equivalent #(that should honestly be crozier but for the sake of making our three musketeers/three lieutenants parallel lets go with little) #and the way little and dundy end up... look dundy is the only surviving officer of erebus. #gore and fitzjames die because life sucks but fairholme's death is arguably crozier's fault #and since in this strange parallel world athos is apparently split into crozier and little... #and since a very popular fandom headcanon is that little is the one to ultimately kill dundy.... #i have no idea where im going with this and with all my love to irving #imagining him as an aramis equivalent made me throw up in my mouth a little. #i guess aramis would have to be an insane combination of irving and hickey?? so ig he should kill uhh himself? shit omg wait #he does have a SA in the books..... #oh yeah it's all coming together #(<-lies. this makes no fucking sense) #pizza you've sent my mind into a spiral of eternal damnation im grasping at straws to make some ✨parallels✨ #unfortunately im like a vampire in this case. #if you throw at me a bunch of potential parallels i cannot move a muscle until ive found counted and picked them all up #i hate it here #im not even tagging it this post is fucking shameful pathetic and desperate #and yeah hodgson is porthos im afraid deal with that #ask

[loganloggins]

I am a q!Phil defender till I die. Also I would like to add that if Phil gets a message when he isn't looking, chat will have to go “PHIL CHAT LOOK CHAT MESSAGE CHAT YOU GOT A MESSAGE” before he actually checks. So we could have had a convo with q!Tubbo and q!phil but cc!phil doesn't check his messages unless it physically appears in front of him.

#qsmp philza #I WILL DEFEND HIM TILL I DIE #NO CAP #YES THE TWEETS ARE FROM ME #AND YES BOLAS MAY HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX #BUT THATS ONLY BECAUSE THEY COMPARE THEMSELVES TO SOULFIRE WHO IN THEIR EYES HAS EVERYTHING #THEY VIEW SOULFIRE AS SCARY AND RICH AND POWERFUL #SO THEY ENVY THEM #SO THEY COMIT CRIMES BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE #THAT SOULFIRE WOULD DO IT TO THEM #BASED ON PAST EVIDENCE #WITH SOULFIRE’S LIKE THREE DIFFERENT BREAK INS #SO ITS WARRENTED #AND IN MY OPINION ITS SOULFIRES FAULT THEY HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX #BUT THEY ALL HAVE SHITTY SELF ESTEEM ISSUES #SO IT REALLY DOESNT HELP #BUT NEITHER DOES BAD #THAT FUCKER #I HOPE HE GETS REPURCUSSIONS TO HIS MASS MURDERS AND STAKING #SLASH POS #BUT ALSO SLASH GEN

[daystie]

maturity is realizing john and abigail are as accurate and real as any couple would be in their situations/combined traumas and finding, after all that and their hard work, they really are a beautiful couple.

#rdr #rdr2 #john marston #abigail roberts #john marston x abigail roberts #it’s been three years since my play through #with all the life experiences i gained since then #knowing what it is to wanna literally beat tf outta this person bro they get on your nerves SO BAD #EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM #but then #you trust this person so much and would happily die for them and would accept them in any shape or form #even tho they PISS YOU OFF you still wouldn’t take them any other way #cus under all that annoying ass surface is without a doubt your home #shit hit close to home man #if you know that love you know it #abigail and john both got such real and raw flaws #real and raw conflicts resolved with such grace and beautiful time! just time #it’s such a beautiful BEAUTIFUL story #redemption arcs are 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #THESE TWO ARE 🥰🥰🥰❣️❣️❣️❣️ #siigghhhhh #alt ships are out for me #this canon ship is where it’s fucking AT

[i-have-a-sideblog-problem]

Spoilers for Lesson 16

(There will be spelling mistakes until Tumblr let's me edit my tags without deleting the whole thing)

How come none of y'all aren't equally or atleast some what mad/hurt by Barbatos and Diavolo about what happened in Lesson 16?

Sure Belphie was the one that killed (a) Mc, but Barbatos and Diavolo knew that was going to happen in that universe and happily sent Mc. We know this because Barbatos address Mc in the lesson with a quick, "don't worry I picked the timeline where you live, Mc". Also canonically Barbatos can't use his powers without Diavolo's permission. You can't convince me that Diavolo wouldn't have known he was sending Mc to their death.

They are both complacent! They literally set Mc's death in motion!

#also on top of all that they didn't even have to do that scine they were possibly buying time to look into Mc's lineage about Lilth #actually no scratch that Diavolo probs wanted to let the brothers mostly Lucifer see Mc die #Diavolo's done weird/harsh (be it now less fucked up) punishments to his friends before #just look at the calling event or in the manga where he tell Barb to beat up the brothers for bickering during a council meeting #Dia likes watching people get punished and likes giving them maybe he though lesson 16 was a fitting punishment for us 🤷🏾‍♀️ #long story short my mc would be terrified of all three of thise demons for a while #def dia and bard longer tho just b/c of how a I interpret the ending of everyone being happy Mc is Lilith's descendant #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me rant

[iratusmus]

#hi im not dead !! tee hee #anyways its incredible how like 99% of the absolute most bonkers scourge takes #come from people who entirely erase her existence from his life! funny how that works huh #like you dont have to ship them i dont care. frankly ride-or-die evil besties fiona & scourge is something that i would 1000% be down for #being the aroace sonic truther i am. #however. if you rip her completely out and throw her to the wayside #despite the fact that she has been a major part of like all of his appearances after he becomes scourge #then there is a 99.9999999999999999999% chance your takes suck horrifically #and also you do not understand scourge as a character. or sonic for that matter since a lot of the time the terrible takes overlap #i was about to say ''i cant believe i came out of an entirely unannounced 3 week hiatus just to complain #about the fandom's take on something to do with archie sonic'' #but actually this is incredibly on brand #anyways fiona justice. its so sad its so sad #like whenever i post something with fiona in it and somebody tags her i immediately go check their tag #just to find that my 3 art pieces are the only things in there #come on guys lets do better #well. actually given the way half the fandom treats scourge im not sure if i want them touching fiona #well . then i guess *ill* have to do better #make it four art pieces instead of three

[smokeandsight]

I have accidentally noticed a common theme between my top 3 ships.... and I'm gonna share it with y'all.

So first up we have sterek. Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale from the Teen Wolf tv show.

Then we've got geraskier. Geralt and Jaskier from The Witcher tv show. Can we already see a pattern?

Last but not least, merthur. Merlin and Arthur from the Merlin tv show.

If you haven't noticed it yet, we've got one character which is the 'buff-no-emotions-hero-type'. And the other is the 'small-goofy-sensitive-sidekick-type'.

It took me like 4+ years to notice this by the way, so yay for me!

#ships #i would die for them #the witcher #merlin (tv show) #teen wolf #sterek #geraskier #merthur #why is it just same ship different font? #how did this happen #stiles stilinski #derek hale #geralt of rivia #jaskier #arthur pendragon #merlin #p.s. yes i did try to find pictures that showed just how alike all three ships are #sue me

[yooniesim]

some ppl that work in healthcare... really shouldn't work in healthcare.

(heavy heavy tw for medical situations & death/child death in tags, do not read if you're sensitive to it... I'll delete this later just had to vent)

#ceci speaks #nonsims #delete later #was just thinking about all the terrible things ive heard while being a hcw #from fellow hcw #and reporting it never helped because it was all shitheads all the way up #then i see more assholes going into that work and its like #really #ive experienced so much death since covid started and truth be told #it messed me up pretty badly and changed me as a person #im not the same person i was four years ago #and i wonder #would it affect you the way it affected me #would you change and grow some empathy if you had to see that many people suffer and die #even with some of them being terrible people it still hits you somehow #you think youre tough and youre hot shit when youre in school #and a couple years later youre not even blinking when youre trying to get blood out of a dead three month old #but when you go home you hyperfixate on the fact that it could be you or anyone you know at any time #i remember the christmas i watched three people code and die the same day #and the baby that already had rigor in their little feet bc theyd been dead in the crib way before they were even brought in #im not even a nurse im in lab for gods sake #but lab and rad dont escape this shit either #and i think if youre already a person with low empathy #the trauma must turn you into some of the people i worked with that just hated everyone they came into contact with #being cruel to patients or discriminating against them #why even go into that work if youre that kind of person #and i dont mean hcw have to be angels #its a difficult and grueling line of work that is underpaid and understaffed #but how hard is it to not be fucking evil #dont become a hcw if youre a discrimatory evil fucking piece of shit is what im saying