#would have been funnier

[whirling-ghost]

happy birthday trans people in my phone

#would have been funnier at midnight #but alas #tdov #trans day of visibility

[lunalivvy]

miles saying ass, gwen saying hell, miguel saying fuck in spanish… LET THEM SWEAR

LET MILES MORALES SAY FUCK

#i forgot but gwen’s dad says ass too #and a character (miles?) saying damn (not a swear word but it’s a bad word for pg stuff) #ik it would change the pg rating but #IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER IF THEY WERE ALLOWED SOME SWEARS #after all miles has been thru let him say it !! #as a treat #also i don’t actually know spanish but a lot of ppl have been saying he said a rlly bad swear word in spanish #spider man #spider man across the spider verse #spider man into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miles morales #gwen stacy #miguel o'hara

[bitter-rabbitholes]

ciel's first day at weston:

#this could have been funnier #alas #manga fans would get it 😔 #kuro #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitpost #o!ciel #ciel phantomhive #weston arc #public school arc

[jarvesque]

She's an ally guys

#It would have been funnier if I posted it earlier #But I've been busy this week #anyway i really love Gertrude #And I am amazed that this is Bob's first time playing #bob the drag queen #dimension 20 #dimension 20 art #dungeons and drag queens #d20 gertrude #brennan lee mulligan

[codgod-moved]

sqiblings

#.jpg #qsmp #this isn’t worth tagging properly lol #still don’t know how tall mike is btw. i made him slightly taller than charlie tho because why not #ALTHOUGH charlie would be the younger brother so maybe it’d be funnier if mike was shorter #sorry i just think charlie and mike being brother is so funny. they’ve met literally twice #brothers* #and i’m pretty sure most words they’ve said to each other have just been about how similar they look #anyways i sleep now #my room is full of cats help

[id-be-home-with-you]

Reggie: This is the sparrow academy-

Sparrows:

#the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #c’mon the sparrows have to know who they are #it would have been so much funnier

[ria-starstruck]

actually, this is why the vessels don't have mouths

from this:

#sorry if the caption doesnt make sense i couldnt make it funnier </3 #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #idk what else to tag this. whatever i didnt even intend to draw it #i drew this in like <30 minutes can u tell. maybe even 20 minutes or something. or could it have been 10...nah surely not. or could it have #yes i am aware this is a case of ''he would not fucking say that'' given that pk made vessels specifically for the sake of ''kill that big #rat'' but uhhhh consider this: your m— #...no....i shan't say it...

[letsdontdie]

His ass is not listening

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #shoko ieiri #stsg #goge #i was gonna blur out some curse related sentences for geto but i thought it would be funnier if it was completely blank #maybe ill do the equivalent but other way around 👀 #mistakes have been made

[cipher-fresh]

Guy who has only watched Good Omens and Doctor Who, watching a third thing in David Tennant’s filmography: When does David Tennant say he’s non-binary

#david tennant #edit: it probably would have been funnier to say ‘watching a third piece of media’ implying that David Tennant has showed up in every piece #of media ever just to be non-binary for 5 seconds and then leave #I’m not going to edit the post but if someone else wants to be really funny they can restate the post under me #make up a guy #doctor who spoilers

[twiddlebug]

You drew brba ratatouille, right? Or am I wrong? I can't for the life of me find the post. I miss it. It's been on my brain nonstop.

You like my product

#breaking bad #ratatouille #ask #anonymous #in hindsight it would have been way funnier to have remy as walt and linguini as jesse but alas

[inkskinned]

being single in your late 20s & 30s is so fucking wild bc on one hand it's fun and flirty and you skip a lot of the bullshit because you know what you're looking for and you know how to spot a red flag from a mile away and you've learned to set boundaries and communicate your own and be upfront about your needs and most of the time they've learned it too - and if they haven't, you can tell after the second date that they haven't been to therapy

and every time you feel lonely and dried up and an ugly husk there's a whole community of other single people out there who are just as unhinged and want to hang out with you because they just need a plus-one like you do and you get introduced to like. people in their 60's and 70's and 80's who are all like - nope, single life is my choice and i love it and you feel warm and seen and like okay, it's not the end of the world if i'm not seeing anybody. and yeah it's hard and sometimes exhausting but part of getting better is that you do make like so many friends and do so much wild shit because you made a promise to yourself that you'll actually get out there and try shit and actually work on your hobbies and skills and friendships because to be honest in relationships you wouldn't push yourself this hard and it's actually been super rewarding because it came from you and from what you wanted

and yes of course the apps such and dating in general can suck but after one of the bad dates you go back to your apartment and call up those friends you made and make jokes about what the other person said and it rolls right off your back and you have plans for self-care in the morning. you prioritize yourself and your happiness and you really actually don't mind it, a lot of the time, unless it's like at a wedding and they're doing one of those couples-related things. most of the time it's not even a problem except when you can tell people pity you for it and you're like - i'm actually fine, babe, even without a partner i am still, like a person and yes of course it would be nice to have a partner but you have established yourself as a person and as an adult in a way that feels really hard-won and well-earned and you're protective of that and of the life you're living and honestly you're pretty happy, all things considered

and at the same time you do have to tell your father that you are single on purpose right now and that, yes, believe it or not, they're letting women be single past the age of 30 these days without burning us at the stake (can you imagine!) and you have to kind of sit pretty while people make jokes about how you're losing your marriageability and you're like, a little too old for the bars and the clubs and whatever but you do still want to go out dancing and it's like. the other day you went to a board game party and had the time of your life and then your mom calls you and says she's worried because what if you never find the one, shouldn't you be spending more time looking? and you're like - trying to balance this place where you're actually, like, perfectly okay? except you hear this thing over and over and over - oh no. that's so sad. i hope you find your lover. and you weren't really upset about it until someone suggested that you're running out of time and until someone said that it's so miserable that you live without someone to kiss and you're like why can't anyone believe that i'm genuinely happy. like. joy. like. bliss.

and then they look at you and they look at their partner and the look passes between them that says - poor thing. you're just lying to yourself about this.

#writeblr #warm up #i sat down to write something that was literally 3 sentences long oops #the alternative text post was just - #sitting my 60 yr old father down and telling him i'm single on purpose and that they're letting women actually live without a husband #(and then a picture of samson wrestling the lion) #> would have been funnier #> unfortunately turns out i have feelings

[mlpoutofcontext]

#this would have been much funnier a few months ago #vanilla extract #mlp #My Little Pony #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #season 7 #Not Asking for Trouble #Pinkie Pie

[javelinbk]

The Beatles performing on The Ed Sullivan Show in Miami, 16th February 1964

#‘nice youngsters’ #that’s them alright #would have been a lot funnier if he’d said ‘three of the nicest youngsters’ #and then left them all having a crisis about which one of them wasn’t nice #actually only paul the others wouldn’t care #it was sixty years ago today #the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #ed sullivan #february 1964 #the first u.s. visit #javelin’s gifs

[hychlorions]

they match :')

#.png #SIBLINGS! #this is what i think happens. in the future. in some distant hypothetical future that capcom refuses to acknowledge now #either because their current aa writers couldn't be at all assed to go through the past games in order to have their narratives in order #or because they went through it. and still decided it would've been funnier to throw in a siblings or dating joke #in addition to their other egregious crimes in regards to tie-in narratives for a game that is part of a SERIES #anyway yeah i think after their sibling reveal thalassa relinquishes the other bracelet to trucy #i think she's only ever kept it and not given it to trucy bc it's either the only thing that connects her to apollo #or (i've forgotten if she thought he was dead or not or if it was mentioned) she's been hoping he would find her #and recognize the bracelet. and see it's a match #i'm rambly today wow #this would've been a good day to stream my drawing process LOL #would've said all this in a vod i wouldn't keep and it'll die forever #but i didn't. so now it's in the tags mwah

[padawansuggest]

Ahsoka: *considering taking Grogu as a student*

Din: *hopeful*

Grogu: Patu! ‘If you take me from my father I WILL turn to the dark side that’s a kriffing promise :)’

Ahsoka: :) ahh *gently sets him back on the ground and takes a few steps back* nah, I ain’t goin through that again. You can keep him.

Din: …wat?

Ahsoka: ya that lil bastard used to bite me when we were children, I ain’t dealing with him no more. Go find Tag and Bink, they’re dumb enough to give it a go. Have fun!

Din: …wat???

Grogu: Patu! ‘Bye bye!’

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the mandalorian #din djarin #Grogu #ahsoka tano #incorrect mandalorian quotes #listen I think it would have been funnier if she and Grogu fought in the creche #I think they BOTH would have bit #also tag and bink WOULD be dumb enough to try

[rhyming-fellowship]

obviously the fact that pib is a trickster spirit is great and i loved his whole coming back from the dead thing but it would have been hilarious if brennan had gone through everyone with their long explanations for how they came back and then when zac sat down he just went

"You have Eight Lives Left. Could you please call everyone back? :)"

#iconic #everyone else having weird multi dimensional shit and pib just vibing #it would have been even funnier if brennan brought everyone to the table including still dead zac in order to say it #dimension 20 #neverafter #pib neverafter #d20 neverafter #pib