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jaskierx · 4 months

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ofmd + would you fuck your clone

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>>#dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night.#also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny.#hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused

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spock-smokes-weed · 1 year

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Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

#obimaul #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #star wars #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan goes camping and finds out that maul has rented the space next to him #and is like ‘well I guess if we can’t kill each other yet do you want some hot dogs’#and maul is so fucking pissed cus he wants to kill him so bad but he had BIG PLANS #and killing him rn would not be poetic enough #all while obi-wan is like ‘sooo is that a yes on the hot dogs???’

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kaystrids · 1 year

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Stray Kids when asked "Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"

bonus chan:

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sky-fire-forever · 1 month

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Would You Fuck A Clone of Yourself?

#ofmd #our flag means death #badminton #spanish jackie #izzy hands #roach ofmd #archie ofmd #oluwande boodhari #the swede #the swede ofmd #lucius spriggs #black pete #this took an embarrassing amount of time #would you fuck a clone of yourself #meme

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yeah-thats-probably-it · 8 months

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I’m only just on season four but I am very confident about these placements

Who’s Weyoun

#star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #kai winn #keiko o'brien #elim garak #julian bashir #kira nerys #quark #miles o’brien #worf #odo #jadzia dax #benjamin sisko #would you fuck your clone

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beefybluewerewolf · 29 days

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Pls make sure to vote and reblog! 💙

#can't believe i havent seen this one yet #polls #clones #would you fuck a clone of yourself #also a few got cut off or edited #but the gist is there #also i guess 12 is the max lol #poll #memes #old memes #idk what else to tag

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billgavemeextrachips · 1 year

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Doctor Who seasons 1-10: Would you fuck your clone?

Rory:

Clara:

Bill:

The Doctor:

Rose:

River:

Nardole:

Simm!Master:

Martha:

Missy!Master:

Amy:

Jack:

Donna:

#doctor who #rory williams #clara oswald #bill potts #rose tyler #river song #nardole #simm!master #martha jones #missy!master #amy pond #jack harkness #donna noble #would you fuck your clone

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varpusvaras · 6 months

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I need to write more of Cody and Fox, because now I live for the idea that Fox is Cody's little baby. Sweet perfect baby brother. Absolutely wonderful. Oh he bit you during training? Well that was your fault, you definitely did something to make him bite you, why would you do that? No I'm not enabling him, you all just don't understand him! You're being mean to him!

It was everybody's luck that Fox came out of his tube semi normal, because otherwise Cody would've created a monster. Now Fox will just go and bat his big eyes at Cody if he wants your dessert.

The War does end the moment Fox opens his mouth and complains even a little bit about Palpatine because Cody will march up to the Chancellor's office and shoot the man in the face for being mean to his baby. He had it coming.

#cody to fox: oh dear oh dear gorgeous!#cody to everybody else: you fucking donkey #I know everybody me included hc's as rex being part of the batch since he was a cadet #but a part of me finds incredibly funny the idea that rex met cody and the rest of the commanders when they were all adults #and he is somewhat disturbed by what he sees and is incredibly happy that fox likes him #god knows what would happen otherwise #fox gets to be a bit of a brat but he knows how to behave mostly lmao #commander cody #commander fox #star wars #the clone wars #sw #tcw

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valiant--art · 1 year

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