#would you fuck a clone me

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>> #dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night. #also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny. #hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused

[kaystrids]

Stray Kids when asked "Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"

bonus chan:

#stray kids #skz #stray kids memes #bang chan #lee know #changbin #hyunjin #han jisung #felix #seungmin #jeongin #skz smut #skz scenarios #would you fuck a clone of yourself #if the picture quality dropped too much and you see me repost this at a later date shhhhh.... #skz memes #minho #jisung #lee felix #skz i.n #i.n

[varpusvaras]

I need to write more of Cody and Fox, because now I live for the idea that Fox is Cody's little baby. Sweet perfect baby brother. Absolutely wonderful. Oh he bit you during training? Well that was your fault, you definitely did something to make him bite you, why would you do that? No I'm not enabling him, you all just don't understand him! You're being mean to him!

It was everybody's luck that Fox came out of his tube semi normal, because otherwise Cody would've created a monster. Now Fox will just go and bat his big eyes at Cody if he wants your dessert.

The War does end the moment Fox opens his mouth and complains even a little bit about Palpatine because Cody will march up to the Chancellor's office and shoot the man in the face for being mean to his baby. He had it coming.

#cody to fox: oh dear oh dear gorgeous! #cody to everybody else: you fucking donkey #I know everybody me included hc's as rex being part of the batch since he was a cadet #but a part of me finds incredibly funny the idea that rex met cody and the rest of the commanders when they were all adults #and he is somewhat disturbed by what he sees and is incredibly happy that fox likes him #god knows what would happen otherwise #fox gets to be a bit of a brat but he knows how to behave mostly lmao #commander cody #commander fox #star wars #the clone wars #sw #tcw

[burntblueberrywaffles]

Watching Anakin haters use TCW as their main argument against him like:

That guy from your show sure sounds like he sucks glad my beloved blorbo Anakin Skywalker would never do that 😌

#TCW haters back me up #to my TCW loving followers… sorry besties 🫡 #tbf i have not watched it but I know several of the story arcs bc I’m chronically online and obsessed w Anakin Skywalker #and hearing about a lot of them it’s like??? he would not fucking do that #if you disagree that’s fine ypu can just mute the TCW critical tag assfkldgk 🏃‍♀️ #TCW critical #the clones wars critical #anakin skywalker #star wars prequels #star wars #the clone wars critical #Anidala #meme #memes #star wars memes #Star Wars meme #sw prequels #prequel memes #prequel trilogy #burntblueberrywaffles #blue makes memes

[oifaaa]

Everyone sending you their Alfred hate, my take is I like Alfred maybe 70% of the time as a character in the DC world where literally everyone is a weird as hell, mild-moderately offensive stereotype. If he existed irl though I would hate his guts just like I would hate pretty much every single member of the extended Batfamily. Maybe some of the pets get a pass, Batcow is on thin ice

I do seem to be the hub for alfred hate this week I should really tone it down this level of negativity isn't really good - but yeah I get where your coming from I think like I said just for me personally it's bc I dont see alfred as a character as much as he's a easy don't think about it explainer for writers to not have to worry about the little things like Alfreds been dead since 2018 and I know alot of people joke that they keep forgetting about that bc you know he's still showing up in comics and dc will bring him back eventually but I also put it to you it's bc he had so little character presents like it doesn't feel like anything has changed since he died

#ask #anon #like irl you would not see me in a 10 mile radius of jason todd if he existed #but as a character i think hes really interesting and i (usually) enjoy reading his stories #but yeah speaking of jason #that one scene in task force z where he pushes bane off a roof as “revenge for alfred” #babe that old man didn’t like you #stop trying to please a dead man #he gave all his money to dick you lost let it go #but yeah #really need to get off the alfred hate #i was meant to post that clone jason art early #but i fucked it up so bad #this has not been my week lads #(alfreds revenge on me fr)

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

You all have no idea how obsessed i am with "Quintessence can turn humans into eldritch horrors" yall have no idea

#empty thoughts #voltron legendary defender #voltron #lance mcclain #lance voltron #takashi shirogane #<=I want to fuck up these two specifically #Imagine with me imagine ok? #Humans are as much part of this universe as everything #Of course they would be affected #To be human is to change. It may be slow and deliberate some change faster than others but it does happen #To be human is to be different. Each person changed is different. Each change is different #And imagine you a human a normal human turning into something you are not #But the change is happening because you are human #Also i imagine Shiro doesnt get affected. Because Haggar through her experiments made his (clone's body) immune to it #But there were clones who didnt. Because she wanted to learn about these humans #and those clone are still alive. Monstrous yet still alive #Imagine Shiro having to come to terms with his clones humanity and his own inhumanity. #With Kuron's humanity the guy he shunned for being Haggar's creation #When does a human starts being the Other? And when does a monster starts being a human?

[starwarjotta]

okay so after Tales of the Jedi we're getting Tales of the Empire and on a complete non-squitur, in TBB episode 3x10 Hemlock says the other operatives aren't ready yet, which means there're more clone assassins in the making my bet is still on clone x (or the current assassin clone or whatever you call him) being Tech, because him being Cody just wouldn't be the same, it wouldn't be as emotionally devastating for Omega and the Bad Batch as the clone being Tech would be and I saw a theory that maybe Cody is one of the other operatives whose brainwashing just isn't done yet instead so hear me out, hear me out after Tales of the Empire, we could get Tales of the Clones, right? and in Tales of the Clones we could get the story of what happened to Cody, that maybe Cody tried to escape the Empire in TBB 2x03, but he was caught and sent to Hemlock's sick assassin clone program, but the badass he is he's resisting the brainwashing and he maybe escapes??? MAYBE WE COULD GET THAT STORY OR SOMETHING??? WHERE HE ENDS UP ON TATOOINE LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO IN THE OG KENOBI SHOW SCRIPT???? I'D BE SO UP FOR IT OKAY???

#tbb s3 spoilers #tbb spoilers #tales of the empire #tales of the jedi #tales of the clones #MAYBE #star wars #give me tales of the clones #they deserve their own season #if we're going with jedi and the empire for now #they should be next RIGHT?? #PLEASE I'm begging you to give Cody his own proper story #he's such a beloved character by the fans and he deserves as much hype and love from the show creators as Rex gets #at least he deserves his own story where he's not just a sidekick or used for someone else's character growth #if he dies in TBB s3 it's for cheap shockvalue and to advance the plot or the bad batch's character growths and I'll fucking scream #because that would be such a waste for such a great beloved character #commander cody #the og Kenobi show script is my Roman Empire #even if there isn't a story about Cody just give me tales of the clones anyway #I need all the clone content in my life #text post #I'm rambling #but I have a lot of feelings about Cody #tatooine husbands maybe?

[frenchfrywrites]

Day 17

Double Penetration

MINORS DNI

Warnings: amab soft dom bottom masc reader, Sub top Cater, double penetration, reader referred to as "sir", Cater's signature spell (he fucks with his clone), lil orgasm denial, lil pain play

"Ah," you sigh softly as you settle down in Cater's lap, his cock nestled deep inside your hole, filling you nicely. You could have him like this, and be satisfied, but both of you want more tonight. Glancing over your shoulder, you meet the heavy gaze of Clone Cater.

"Are you ready to join us, love?" you ask.

"Yes please, sir," the Clone Cater stumbles out of the chair from where he'd been watching you from, joining the two of you on the bed.

Original Cater has his eyes shut tight, trying to keep his breathing controlled and slow. His arms are wrapped around your waist, clinging to you tightly. You nearly let him fuck you (it could be fun to make his clone wait and watch), just because he looks so cute trying so hard not to. Fondly, you remind yourself he'll be rewarded for his patience.

The Clone Cater makes himself comfortable behind you, taking the lube from where you dropped it on the bed, and slicking up his fingers.

"Good boy, there we go," you hum as he presses them into your hole, rubbing against Original Cater's cock. Cater gasps at the sensation, and tightens his hold around you. The feeling of his fingers stretching you open around Original Cater's cock makes your own dick throb and leak as you imagine what it'll feel like to be so full.

Clone Cater makes quick work of stretching you open, and you know it's because he's eager to slide himself inside of you.

"Can I fuck you now, please sir?" Clone Cater begs sweetly, rutting himself impatiently against your ass.

"Yeah," you moan, your nerves tingling with anticipation, "I'm ready." Clone Cater wastes absolutely no time with sliding his fingers out, and lining himself up with your filled hole.

You run your fingers through Original Cater's hair, distracting yourself from the uncomfortable stretch that is about to come. He preens under the attention, his green eyes fluttering open to look at you adoringly.

Clone Cater slowly, but surely, presses himself inside of you, rubbing alongside himself, and causing Original Cater to whine.

You tug on Cater's hair when the stretch teeters on painful. He nuzzles into your touch, however rough it may be, and though it's faint, you think you can feel his cock twitch inside you.

"Feeling okay?" you ask Original Cater, who is panting into your skin. He takes a deep breath, and tightens his grip around you, trying to steady himself.

"Yeah," he whines, "I- uh-" he gasps when his clone presses deeper into you, rubbing against his cock, "I should be asking you that."

Overwhelmed with affection, you lean down to capture his lips. Clone Cater must figure this is the perfect time to thrust the last few centimeters of his length into you, because that's exactly what he does. You and Original Cater both moan at the action, mouths still pressed against one another in what barely passes as a kiss.

"Fuck," you sigh, pulling away to lean back against Clone Cater's chest. Part of you wants to wrap a hand around your weeping cock, but you know that you're already so worked up, that doing so would cause everything to end far too quickly.

"You feel so good," Clone Cater moans, holding onto your hips tightly.

They're trying to behave for you, mostly keeping their hips still, letting you adjust. It takes a good minute, as the stretch is almost unbearably uncomfortable at first. Slowly, you relax, the pain and discomfort eases away, and arousal sinks deep into your loins. Shakily, you raise your hips, then sink back down onto their lengths. Both moan at the feeling.

"Move," you finally command, and they don't need to be told twice. Original Cater is the first to move, and he jerks his hips quickly into you. He can't help it, being on the edge for so long. He's never been good at cockwarming.

You toss your head back as Clone Cater begins to move his hips, joining his original. As soon as Cater pulls back, his clone pushes forward, never leaving you empty. You feel so full, their cocks rubbing against every nerve inside of you. It's better than you could have ever imagined.

"Ahh, gonna cum, hah, wanna cum, oh can I?" Cater asks you, fucking you like an animal in heat, and giving you the puppy eyes to match.

You reach out, taking his hair into your hands, and tugging him close to you.

"Already?" Clone Cater teases, cutting off your attempt to grant permission. Cater whines, hiding his blushing face in your chest. He's pressed so close to you now; your cock rubs against his stomach.

"I think you should- ah- wait until sir has cum," Clone Cater suggests, angling his hips to press even further within you. You gasp, clinging to Cater as his clone fucks you hard and deep. Luck is on Cater's side if he has to wait for you, for you can feel your own orgasm quickly approaching.

"Can't," is all Cater whines pitifully. Looking at his clone with watery eyes.

"Wait," Clone Cater insists, "ah, cum when I do," he cups Cater's face with a hand, then leans in to kiss him. That's what pulls you over the edge. Your vision whites, and you clench like a vice around their dicks, letting your weight fall back against Clone Cater. You barely register it in the moment, but Cater ignores his orders and follows seconds after you, cumming inside as he gasps your name against his clone's lips.

Clone Cater, for all his talk about waiting, cums soon after Cater. He's whiny and clingy as he fucks you through his orgasm.

Overstimulation hits you hard and fast. Suddenly the stretch is too much, and you let out a pained whine. As Cater helps you off his lap and onto the bed, all you can think about is how exhausted, sore, sticky, and euphoric you feel to be loved by him.

#everyone say yaaayyy! i killed my writers block!! #if i seem like i havent written in months its cause i havent. be nice to me >:( #at the very least i hope this isnt confusing? i tried to stay away from too many pronouns... #anyways. cater answers the moral quandary: would you fuck ur clone? #sub twst #spice #kinktober/2023

[totes-tubulardude]

I mentioned before that some modified troopers were more wary than others about telling their Jedi generals about their specific mutation. This is born from abuse they received from trainers on Kamino, a sense of fear that others that aren’t their brothers will think they are monsters and need to be feared.

So when they first meet their Jedi generals, they don't bring it up or mention it. They still are trying to get a feel for their Jedi and the last thing they want is to scare them away.

Inevitably they will need to use their mutation, either to protect themselves or their battalions or in battle.

Anakin was absolutely amazed at Rex's ability when he first saw Rex use it. The captain was not expecting the list of questions and enthusiasm he received from his general at all, shocked that the man hadn't immediately transferred him off to a different battalion.

He was still too wary to tell Commander Tano when she joined them.

Commander Fox didn't have much use for his mutation when he was transferred from the frontlines to Coruscant. He did not inform the Chancellor or any senators he was in charge of protecting because he'd seen how his men were treated on the Capitol Planet. Even when it could save his own life he didn't use it.

That all changed when Senator Chuchi and Senator Amidala were suddenly under direct threat...

-

I have a name for this au now! Te ori bal te kih which is mando'a for The Big and the Small

#star wars g/t #the clone wars #clone troopers #clone wars g/t #te ori bal te kih au #captain rex #commander fox #senator chuchi #senator amidala #riyo chuchi #padme amidala #Rex first size shift in front of anakin for the first time: #Oh my god my general is going to hate me and think I'm a monster and that I'm going to eat him he's gonna transfer me :( #Anakin's actual reaction: #dude that fucking SICK he's gotta throw me next time #Fox's reaction to most senators: #you corrupt bastard I would sell you out for a corn chip #Fox with the senators he actually likes: #well shit I actually don't want you to die now I gotta go big >:(

[mercisnm]

3b for 2 tissaias( 2 Myannas or show vs book, your choice) OR 2a tissaia/yen

im sorry 2a was already taken so i drew two tissaias instead

if i have a cent for every time i draw something that looks selfcest between gwent!ssaia and show!ssaia i will have two cents which doesnt mean fuck all but it is very weird that it has happened twice

#fuck you bread. fuck you very much. now go get me some regis prints #gwentssaia the lesbian that she is will probably go 'what is this pretty wee thing in front of my eyes' #that is you ma'am. best yeet some sense into her. and fix her taste in men while you are at it. also consider smooching her forehead #i think they are both simultaneously #I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than ME? #and #I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil #tissaia de vries #gwent tissaia and netflix tissaia #tolssaia and smolssaia #the witcher #sometimes i draw things #asks #doodle requests

[kydeliusofevirwinter]

hey

#this was the fucked up thing i wanted to make #don’t ask me what possessed me idk either #probably the whole week or two of being unmedicated js rotting my brain #something something the symbolism #something something would you fuck a clone of yourself #something something symbolism of loving your self something something #stinky dragon pod #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd #kyborg #tav art #i’m so sorry #art #kyborg tftsd #THIS IS NOT SELFSECST #THIS IS NOT THAG #THIS IS SOMETHING FUCKED UP AND HOMOEROTIC #again i am so sorry #but also #hehe #Spotify

[vexangle]

regarding the clone vs robot poll. everyone who voted 'clone' owes identical twins $100

#its their REASONING. ​having the same DNA does not make you less of a person oh my goddddddddd #'who am i do i have a purpose separate from the original' literally yes #the answer is yes #answer me do you treat twins as pairs instead of individuals #if the reason was different then fine but so many responses were this #ur not in the movie 'the island' u are clearly living ur own life as an individual #maybe ur the result of an experiment but like. evidently after it succeeded you're getting to live as a person #like what is even the issue #its like if ur bio mother participated in clinical trials while pregnant with you. it doesnt say anything about your /purpose/ #and. so many of the other concerns with being a clone also applies to being a robot #but the robot has the addition of HOW??? #clone is WHY #robot is WHY and HOW #current technology is much closer to creating human clones than creating a robot out of human tissue in the same configuration #so the sheer contrast in resources required for an unclear goal leans towards the robot option as being fucked up #literally it is just such a waste #if i found out i was a robot id straight up be offended #and. a clone being sentient and having personhood makes sense #WHY would you make a robot sentient. on purpose #.vxt

[whippedcloudsofcream]

One of the reasons why Andor is seen as refreshing is because it’s gone back to the roots of fascism being pure evil in star wars, none of that two sided pandering bullshit that’s been going on lately ://///

#andor #it’s gotten so bad in modern star wars media #edit: don’t rb this if you’re one of those ppl that are like ‘this series is more interesting than the main story of star wars’ #‘and it’s mystical Force element’ #you guys annoy the absolute hell out of me #andor shows us Why we need sorcerer powerhouses with laser swords #the entire fucking first season of andor is the intro to any episode of clone wars or anything the jedi did #like you gave all this noise for the s1 finale and none of the important imperials died #what a fucking joke #i dreaded andor’s succes because I knew so many fools would latch on to these C lister nobodies #because they don’t have a main character bone in their body and ‘Can’t relate to the bigger story of Star Wars.’ 🙄🙄

[bytebun]

hey don’t cry. 10 million blorbos from your shows, okay?

#commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #uh. i guess implied #codywan #star wars #bytebun draws #ok on twitter sometimes japanese artists i follow will caption their au posts with 'delusion for those who can accept anything' #(and then explain the au) (or at least that's what google translate tells me) #that's how i feel about this one. #can't imagine a universe where this guy would sit down to play mario cart w his bf's family after an obvious crying jag #but like maybe he watched legally blond or something & got rlly moved #abt the main character finding her own path with an identity separate from her partner without losing the core elements of her personality #and self-expression. and also winning at the law. you know? #au cody can have elle woods as his blorbo. #in my au where he's doing law things re: clone citizenship #but also fuck stylizing crying genuinely hard. idk if i can get stylistically simpler than the first pic & still convey the precise emotion #that i want. i'm cheating there with like some actual shading instead of hard lines... more studying required #it's like difficult to draw people crying bc/ it's one of those emotions that changes the whole shape of your face... the invert of a #beaming smile. the tears aren't the important part... that's why the 'stoic guy sheds single tear trope' is so funny #they're out there w their plastic immobile faces and a fake tear when the important part is all those scrunched up microexpressions #someone trying rlly hard not to cry has the deeper mouth corners & tense brow-eyelid combo & that wrinkle near the nostril #unfortunately all of these lines are also the only indication of old age in most anime lmao so its so so hard to figure out how to draw em #shld do some ch*insawman or g*lden kmy studies probably. those guys r pretty good at funny looking faces

[p4nishers]

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

#this came to me in a dream #anakin wrinkles his nose and asks himself why would his dad be in love w the most boring mf ever then witnesses that punch and fucking #cheers cause he finally understands yeah the guy is great he once threw an orange at his masters head and obi wan was so busy staring into #his eyes he forgot to deflect and it him fair and square on the forehead and he fell backwards off his chair and everyone turned to cody #shrugged and muttered 'bastard fucking deserved it he know what he did' and fucking walked away. anakin never been prouder of #having a ba'vodu in his LIFE #anyways the point of all of this is thag obi wan is down TREMENDOUSLY and codys is unimpressed af and i need to see that more in fics #codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #clone wars #tcw #sw #star wars #gay #also YOU KNOW i had to add bly YOU KNOW OK I AM TRULY CONVINCED HE WAS THE FIRST CLONE TO FALL IN LOVE AND TALK ABT ROMANTIC LOVE AND ALL #THAT SHIT AND THE VODE BEING SKEPTICAL LIKE IDK MAN MAYBE U WERE DROPPED AS A TUBIE TF ARE U TALKING ABOUT AND BLY INSISTING THAT 'JUST #ASK CODY HE UNDERSTAND' AND CODY BEING ABSULATELY MORTIFIED LIKE 'NO I DO NOT IF HE TRIED ANYTHING ID PUNCH HIM RED COULDN'T STOP ME THIS #TIME I WOUMD SO DO IT DO NOT TEST ME' #yes im in love with cody what about it honestly

[melhekhelmurkun]

The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin

#out of every version of Anakin that’s the one I would punch 100% of the time #phantom menace ani is just cute if a bit annoying and I’d totally chill with him and ask questions about mechanics #revenge of the Sith Anakin is a dumbass and could use a punch too but mainly I feel sorry for him and want to get him court mandated therapy #clone wars tv show Anakin is my all time favorite I love how sassy he is and I very rarely want to throttle him (added bonus of Ahsoka) #hell even Vader was tolerable if only because he was cool as fuck and scary #but attack of the clones Anakin? it’s on SIGHT motherfucker #I can will and SHOULD deck him so hard he’s astral projected back to phantom menace #‘I hate sand its course it’s rough it’s irritating and it gets everywhere’ will literally pay you to stfu #I can’t even excuse him for his age honestly because that was only half the issue #MORE than half the issue #what an irritating and vaguely creepy little fucker #but for longhaired!daddy-wan I will tolerate him #(in actuality I am fast forwarding past any scene that doesn’t have Obi-Wan) I will tolerate him #star wars #attack of the clones #obi wan kenobi #hold up you’re actively telling me daddy-wan Kenobi ISNT a tag??? #on the single thirstiest website in existence????? #what have we become